Tuesday, Sep 15, 2009
* Dear Jay Cutler,
I wish I could believe you when you promise “things will be better,” but I don’t. Then again, could they get much worse?
* Dear 19 members of the Cook County Democratic Central Committee,
Did voting “Present” on the roll call to slate Pat Quinn during Friday’s meeting mean you supported nobody or that you supported Dan Hynes’ request that nobody be slated? I only ask because nine voted to slate Hynes. Please, clear that up.
* Dear Rod Blagojevich,
Does everything have to be about you? Do you not realize how absolutely self-centered and moronic it is to issue a press release telling the world you’ll be attending Chris Kelly’s funeral?
* Dear Todd Stroger,
* Dear Congresscritter Mike Quigley,
Actually, the “arch conservatives” I know don’t argue that government should always “stay out of people’s lives.” So, calling yourself one as you announce your support for gay marriage really isn’t all that logical.
* Dear Belleville police spokesman Don Sax,
Announcing to the media that a fight between teenagers on a school bus was “racially motivated” after simply reviewing a videotape was obviously a stupid thing to do. Didn’t you notice that it was black kids who broke it up? Drudge, thankfully, took down the gigantic, blaring headline after you corrected yourself.
* Your turn…