“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against the Illinois Senate when pensions are on the line”! — State Senate President John “Vizzini” Cullerton
Though they told him not to stare directly at Finke’s beard, for it’s rumored to have the power to turn men to stone, he didn’t listen. Now the statue that once was Patterson stands as a caution to other press secretaries about the danger of Finke’s facial follicles.
Patterson: Answer another stupid question and I will obliterate you with my mega outstanding laser stare!
- CircularFiringSquad - Tuesday, May 14, 13 @ 1:40 pm:
We thought barton had some government job? Did he move over to IIS to do bad lumpy video?
Patterson continues to look marvelous considering the grueling pace in the Senate and the hyper intense demands ofv the IL media.