“Actually, shoe leather is quite delicious. I’ll recommend this to minimum wage earners after I slash their earnings.”
#HowToFeedYourFamilyWithLessMoney
His comment on min wage is truly how he feels and shows the elitist attitude he has as a individual. He is just like the Mayor. They look down on people and truly despise government workers.
Rich guy who thinks politicians get elected by simply pandering finds that simply pandering ain’t as easy as a rich guy writing million dollar checks to his campaign.
Poor Bruce, he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth (plagiarized from the late Governor of Texas, Ann Richards about George Bush)
- 3rd Generation Chicago Native - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:46 am:
I was doing back flips so fast my leg swung around landed in my mouth, one minute I am talking about the watch, the next minute the press is talking about all my homes and money, the next minute minimum wage…..
“Don’t feel too bad. At least you’re still a regular guy.”
- Jake From Elwood - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:32 pm:
I really don’t think Rauner is this flexible, physically or politically.
- Just The Way It Is One - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:36 pm:
“See, folks–this is how ya do it, how I like to twist and turn things around, first, in my mouth, beFORE I open it up, and then what I’m saying comes out as speaking outside of both sides of my mouth–it’s pretty simple really…!”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:10 am:
“I was a gymanst at Dartmouth”
- Mighty M. Mouse - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:12 am:
Words mean whatever I say they mean!
- Wensicia - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:14 am:
Stantis forgot to include the Walter Payton Prep T-shirt under the coat.
- aufjunk - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:14 am:
“Taste of Chicago”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:14 am:
Still standin’…
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:16 am:
“Glad I wore my Florsheim”
“So, THAT is what stepping in a cow patty tastes like”
“After this, I will have to go to one of the Houses that has the gym inside”
“Oh! I think I just twisted my spineless”
“Chicago changed the salt formula for the streets this year.”
“Didn’t know a knee-jerk reaction would lead to a foot”
“$7.25. $7.25. $7.25 Foot Insertion!”
“Hey, is that Carharrt ‘new’?”
“Carhartt makes bibs, Bruce, but seeing you taht way, they need to be broken in to do THAT.”
- PoolGuy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:16 am:
I eat raisin bran with my feet
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:17 am:
“Better to step on it than in it this time!”
- chad - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:17 am:
Bad taste. Cut wages of my “shoeshine boy”.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:18 am:
- Wensicia -,
Good on you with the T-Shirt add.
Well done!
“Caption”
Campaign Staff approves of Bruce Rauner’s new Media Strategy.
- MrCR - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:28 am:
Bruce: “How about this look? Does it scream ‘Average Joe?’”
Schrimpf: “Urgh, let me shake the Magic 8-Ball!”
- Bill - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:36 am:
Doing the Hokey Pokey.
- PublicServant - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:38 am:
I’d rather have my foot in my mouth than the taste of Union filth there!
- Chunga's Revenge - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:46 am:
Yes this is funny, but to really describe Baron Von Carhartt you would have to drawa cranial rectal insertion.
- Northbroke - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:46 am:
‘My shoeshiner needs a pay decrease’
- Irish - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:46 am:
Rauner doing the Romney Two step.
- Super anon - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:49 am:
flush
- Wensicia - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 10:53 am:
“Actually, shoe leather is quite delicious. I’ll recommend this to minimum wage earners after I slash their earnings.”
#HowToFeedYourFamilyWithLessMoney
- ChinaTown - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:00 am:
“Yeah, well, could Blair Hull do THIS?!?”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:01 am:
“Now I feel like Mayor Daley.”
“I thought I paid extra to prevent this.”
“Paid Media my foot!”
“Ususally I have ’someone’ do this FOR me, so …”
“Hoe does it feel being a ‘Regular Guy’ there Champ?”
“I look just like a flamingo I have at a Florida residence, or at both Florida residences …”
“Gregory Marmalard, ‘63″
- Upon Further Review - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:03 am:
Rahm Emanuel taught me to this amazing dance move while we were vacationing together.
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:04 am:
His comment on min wage is truly how he feels and shows the elitist attitude he has as a individual. He is just like the Mayor. They look down on people and truly despise government workers.
- PoolGuy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:08 am:
next time I do this Illini Tuddy may put me in the pizza oven, head first
- Casual observer - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:12 am:
We can’t raise the minimum wage until we can compete on the same level with Chinese shoemakers.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:13 am:
“(garbled) You will see…I will take it to the Unions …they are the bad guys …”
“Glad my Campaign Staff didn’t make me wear work boots.”
“You know how many Pilate Classes I had to go to to do this?”
“This is still probably easier than just telling the truth and having one position.”
- foster brooks - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:15 am:
Walmart shoes?
- Carl Nyberg - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:16 am:
Rich guy who thinks politicians get elected by simply pandering finds that simply pandering ain’t as easy as a rich guy writing million dollar checks to his campaign.
- Obama's Puppy - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:19 am:
I order to eat Cole Hahn correctly it must first be properly seasoned and served with just a dash of caviar.
- imitation - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:23 am:
“Bruce Rauner doing his best Kirk Dillard impersonation.”
- Wensicia - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:28 am:
“…on the other hand Florsheims have a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.”
- atbat - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:32 am:
The Rockettes are looking for one good man.
- AFSCME Steward - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:34 am:
Since my pay got cut to $7.25, this is all I can afford to eat.
- Sunshine - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:41 am:
Poor Bruce, he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth (plagiarized from the late Governor of Texas, Ann Richards about George Bush)
- 3rd Generation Chicago Native - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:46 am:
I was doing back flips so fast my leg swung around landed in my mouth, one minute I am talking about the watch, the next minute the press is talking about all my homes and money, the next minute minimum wage…..
- Lottie O'Neill - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:48 am:
It’s even harder to talk out both sides of your mouth with your foot stuck in the middle.
- MrJM - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:51 am:
“When we were vacationing together, Rahm taught me some cool ballet moves.”
– MrJM
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 11:59 am:
If they’d only let me finish I was gonna bring up the 47% who live off the system.
- TDM - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:00 pm:
It used to take two and a half hours of this before I could afford to buy a watch.
- veritas - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:13 pm:
I don’t understand. I was following the Gidwitz-Roeser script and they know what it takes to win elections don’t they??
- been there - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:27 pm:
Top 20th Century Contortionist: Harry Houdini
Top 21st Century Contortionist: Bruce Rauner
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:42 pm:
This is how I got that big tax loss for the Farm. Called it Hoof in Mouth Disease.
- AFSCME Steward - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 12:50 pm:
During an unexpected encounter with a Joe Sixpack voter, Rauner attempts to hide his imported leather shoes.
- truth hurts sometimes - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 1:44 pm:
I make the hourly minimum wage every FIVE seconds!!
- Phineas J. Whoopee - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 3:14 pm:
Rauner begins to assume the rich guy candidate position
- Grandson of Man - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:11 pm:
“Don’t feel too bad. At least you’re still a regular guy.”
- Jake From Elwood - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:32 pm:
I really don’t think Rauner is this flexible, physically or politically.
- Just The Way It Is One - Friday, Jan 10, 14 @ 4:36 pm:
“See, folks–this is how ya do it, how I like to twist and turn things around, first, in my mouth, beFORE I open it up, and then what I’m saying comes out as speaking outside of both sides of my mouth–it’s pretty simple really…!”