Anderson, to himself: I wanted that terrier so bad. I was gonna name her “Digital on-screen graphic,” or DOG for short. It would’ve been the perfect broadcast name. But, noooo! You got to her first. Now you will pay. I will use my laser beam eyesight to burn a hole in your face! Let’s see how Rosie likes you now! Ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Anderson Cooper suddenly realizes what the people of Illinois have known for a long time. His lips are moving but there is nothing of substance coming from PQ mouth. “Why am I wasting my time here? I was promised some cute puppet and such!”