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Question of the day

Monday, Jan 13, 2014

* Gov. Pat Quinn and Illinois Radio Network news director Jim Anderson…

* The Question: Caption?

- Posted by Rich Miller        


38 Comments
  1. - walker - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:20 am:

    boy band reunion


  2. - Rich Miller - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:22 am:

    Anderson, to himself: I wanted that terrier so bad. I was gonna name her “Digital on-screen graphic,” or DOG for short. It would’ve been the perfect broadcast name. But, noooo! You got to her first. Now you will pay. I will use my laser beam eyesight to burn a hole in your face! Let’s see how Rosie likes you now! Ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!


  3. - wordslinger - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:22 am:

    “Tonight on Svengoolie: Soy Boy meets The Zombie”


  4. - OneMan - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:23 am:

    Soon


  5. - OneMan - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:23 am:

    No one had the heart to tell the governor no matter what the TIVO said he was not at the Golden Globes and that was not Anderson Cooper


  6. - Leatherneck - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:24 am:

    Was the Governor at the Golden Globe Awards last night?


  7. - 47th Ward - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:24 am:

    Hillary Clinton calls him the luckiest man alive. Lisa Madigan and Bill Daley are too afraid to take him on. Is Pat Quinn’s recent success causing his head to swell? On the next AC360…


  8. - Leatherneck - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:25 am:

    Governor Quinn and Jim Anderson being interviewed by Joan and Melissa Rivers at the Golden Globes red carpet show.


  9. - Capo - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:30 am:

    Rich got nothing on me with Oscar. This is the picture the Sun Times didn’t publish just before Rosie was puckering up.


  10. - Anonymiss - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:33 am:

    After a long night of drinking at the Globes, Anderson Cooper is in no mood to talk to Dame Judi Dench, but that’s the job.


  11. - Spliff - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:36 am:

    These are not the droids your looking for!


  12. - OneLuv - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:37 am:

    “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”


  13. - Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:37 am:

    “Say it. Say, ‘day and night’… Say it. Say, “people of Illinois”…


  14. - OneLuv - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:38 am:

    Great minds (I swear I hadn’t refreshed in more than 15 minutes!)


  15. - Gabe - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:47 am:

    The governor got ready to kiss the head of a small white headed child.


  16. - Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:49 am:

    Perhaps Mr. Anderson’s hypnotist’s idea to use “Land of Lincoln” as the phrase that put him into a trance wasn’t the best choice…


  17. - LisleMike - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:54 am:

    Anderson Cooper suddenly realizes what the people of Illinois have known for a long time. His lips are moving but there is nothing of substance coming from PQ mouth. “Why am I wasting my time here? I was promised some cute puppet and such!”


  18. - AFSCME Steward - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 11:59 am:

    Anderson: If I can just stay awake, if I can just stay awake


  19. - Soccermom - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:00 pm:

    “Say ‘Land of Lincoln.’ SAY ‘LAND OF LINCOLN’!!!”


  20. - Mittuns - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:00 pm:

    My body is ready.

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-body-is-ready


  21. - AFSCME Steward - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:00 pm:

    As the sign says in the background, all the credibgle challengers to Quinn aregonne


  22. - AFSCME Steward - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:02 pm:

    That should read:

    As the sign says in the background, all the credible challengers to Quinn aregonne


  23. - Arthur Andersen - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:06 pm:

    “Gov. Pat Quinn (D-IL) and Anderson Cooper take a “selfie” at the “funhouse mirror” at last night’s Golden Globes After Party”


  24. - BentheDem - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:11 pm:

    “Nope, no cavities, Mr. Governor. I guess Medicaid didn’t need dental coverage after all!”


  25. - orlkon - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:23 pm:

    “And the winner for the catagory of best prop goes to . ? ?”


  26. - phocion - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 12:27 pm:

    PQ: “Jim, I’m not going to tell you this again. I already have a press secretary!”


  27. - Boone's is Back - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 1:17 pm:

    No words, just heavy breathing.


  28. - Dirty Red - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 1:26 pm:

    I will now bend that microphone with my mind.

    Come on.

    BEND!


  29. - Midstate Indy - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 2:15 pm:

    Pinky and The Brain - decide which is which at your leisure.


  30. - Soccermom - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 2:59 pm:

    OW, I had not read your comment when I posted mine. Two great minds…


  31. - William j Kelly - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 3:27 pm:

    Ok let me just say publicly that I am frightened be the sight of Jim. If anything suspicious should ever happen to me or anybody commenting on capital fax today that might be worth noting.


  32. - Empty Suit - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 3:36 pm:

    “Ok now watch closely I an spit a sunflower seed farther than anyone in Illinois..the land of Lincoln”


  33. - zatoichi - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 3:50 pm:

    PQ goes a little Lou Reed: Do, Dah Do, Dah Do, Dah De To Do Do, To Do, Dah Do…….


  34. - 4 percent - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 4:23 pm:

    Well, since I don’t have a primary, I’ve decided to take a Republican primary ballot and help Bruce win.


  35. - mokenavince - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 5:14 pm:

    Cubs


  36. - Just The Way It Is One - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 7:25 pm:

    “OH my God I SO want him as one of the singers for my Band’s “Sex Pistols” Illinois Re-Union Tour. I don’t know though, I just don’t know–do ya think he MIGHT say ‘Yes?’”


  37. - aufjunk - Monday, Jan 13, 14 @ 7:57 pm:

    Two different visual definitions of the word “creepy”.


  38. - JustMe - Tuesday, Jan 14, 14 @ 6:28 am:

    You do know how to whistle, don’t you? just put your lips together and blow.


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