“Here’s the guy who wanted to buy one if my Swisher Sweets and asked if I had change for a grand! A Grand! This guy! The smallest bill he had was a ‘G’…”
“He said it! I heard him! He just said it!… He said ‘Slip and Sue’…Evelyn, he called you ‘Slip and Sue’!”
- The End Is Near - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
Son of former nursing home resident lets loose vengeful laugh while executing “five point palm exploding heart technique” on former GTCR honcho Bruce Rauner.
This guy is great. I love it. How much do you want for him? Tell Schrimpf put him in the car and be sure to leave the window open a crack so he can get some air. Can’t wait until Diana meets this little guy!
Rauner (thinking) “Less than four months, less than four months, just keep reminding yourself, less than four months and you don’t have to touch or talk to these people any more…less than four months…”
Hey, look! This guy just promised me a minimum wage job! He says he can’t tell me how much per hour until after the election, though. Wow, the .01% love me!
- Just The Way It Is One - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 5:39 pm:
“Yeah, my Check is in the mail for ya, Bruce…NAAAAAHHHHH–GOTcha Dude!! I’m in the PIPEfitter’s Union, ha ha–and we’re ALL votin’ for QUINN!! Now make sure ya PRINT dat on your little Tweet thing entry, Big Guy, GOT it?!”
- 3rd Generation Chicago Native - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:17 pm:
This guy just slipped me a $50 to vote for him, and asked me to tell my friends and family.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:20 pm:
“Help!!! Police!!! Police!!! He won’t let go of my hand!!! He won’t stop saying ‘Shake up Springfield’!!! I can’t stand it any more!!! Heelllppp!!!”
- Interested - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:21 pm:
[Reaching into a voidless chest cavity…] “Hey Freddie you owe me twenty bucks…Brucie here is heartless!”
- OneMan - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:23 pm:
Rauner is quick to check a well wishers t-shirt to make sure it has no flags on it…
Quinn’s trailer gets a little too close to Bruce.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:26 pm:
“Here’s the guy who wanted to buy one if my Swisher Sweets and asked if I had change for a grand! A Grand! This guy! The smallest bill he had was a ‘G’…”
- bottom rung. - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:26 pm:
“I’m probably in the .01%”
“Ahhh cool story bro!”
- LincolnLounger - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:27 pm:
“I was reaching in Rauner’s pocket trying to find some of those ‘detailed plans’ he says he’s going to make.”
- The Colossus of Roads - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:28 pm:
Look, his pocket protector matches his $15 watch!
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:28 pm:
“Hey Governor Rendell, it’s Bruce…”
- GA Watcher - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:28 pm:
Hey everybody, Bruce just promised to email his budget plan to me at 12:01 a.m. on November 5!
- Stones - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:29 pm:
“What’s your position on legalized weed, man?”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:29 pm:
“He said it! I heard him! He just said it!… He said ‘Slip and Sue’…Evelyn, he called you ‘Slip and Sue’!”
- The End Is Near - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
Son of former nursing home resident lets loose vengeful laugh while executing “five point palm exploding heart technique” on former GTCR honcho Bruce Rauner.
- bottom rung. - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
“I will not vote for you unless you lay out a specific and realistic plan to improve Illinois’ fiscal condition……… BAAAAAAH JUST KIDDIN!!!”
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:31 pm:
Bruce Rauner parties with a member of the Tribune editorial board.
- PolPal56 - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:32 pm:
“And then, O M G, and then, he asked me to dance!”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:32 pm:
This guy is great. I love it. How much do you want for him? Tell Schrimpf put him in the car and be sure to leave the window open a crack so he can get some air. Can’t wait until Diana meets this little guy!
- Howard - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:33 pm:
Is that governor Quinn in the background?
- Spliff - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:33 pm:
FREE BEER…..My bro is giving out FREE BEER. Vote for this old dude for FREE BEER!!!
Yeah!
- Norseman - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:33 pm:
Rauner: “You will donate $1,000 to my campaign.”
Guy: “Owe, owe, owe, yes, yes, I’ll give you the money.”
- MrJM (@MisterJayEm) - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:33 pm:
Rauner: “What do you mean you ‘lost the Pinocchio costume’?”
– MrJM
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:35 pm:
“Another round for the house! Uncle Moneybags here is buying!”
- train111 - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:36 pm:
At least somebody gets to dip their hand into Rauner’s pocket. The government sure didnt.
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:36 pm:
“Hey Honey! Quick, get my picture! It’s Mr. Burns from The Simpsons!”
- enoughalready - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:36 pm:
Headline:
“Man tries to pull out Bruce Rauner’s heart only to realize he doesn’t have one.”
- Lil Squeezy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:37 pm:
Spliff,
You may have nailed it. It does appear as if Rauner just walked into a party and said “the tabs on me”
- anon - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:40 pm:
RAUNER: This guy came cheap. Only had to slip him a $1000 for the handshake.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:43 pm:
“Hey Bruce, check out over your right shoulder, Quinn lost a bet and has to wear a Rauner t-shirt all day”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:43 pm:
“I can borrow the parking spot, the $100 Grand one? Me? Wow! Bruce said it! Thank you, thank you!”
- CircularFiringSquad - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:45 pm:
Wow Pearson has lost a lot of weight…hey, hey what are grabbing there Mitt…hey
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:46 pm:
Proof positive that the magic “Slip and Sue” weaves when talking to people works…
…I give you Bruce Rauner and Pat Quinn’s cousin.
- LBJ - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:48 pm:
PURPLE NURPLE!
- wordslinger - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:48 pm:
Homer Stokes, friend of the Little Man.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:49 pm:
Nice disguise Rahm….. But Pat’s needs work.
- Emily Booth - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 3:53 pm:
That’s not where his heart is!
- Buzzie - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:02 pm:
Rauner reaches for a campaign contribution with his left hand while shaking a retirees right hand.
- Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:13 pm:
Rauner (thinking) “Less than four months, less than four months, just keep reminding yourself, less than four months and you don’t have to touch or talk to these people any more…less than four months…”
- Why Guy - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:21 pm:
Hey man I can’t even afford a cheap watch
- walker - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:27 pm:
Oswego Willy from the front!
- Wensicia - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:33 pm:
Hey, look! This guy just promised me a minimum wage job! He says he can’t tell me how much per hour until after the election, though. Wow, the .01% love me!
- Jimbo - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:35 pm:
James Franco loves him some Rauner.
- Decatur gal - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 4:47 pm:
“Hey Bruce! I have that same Carhartt shirt!”
- Case-IH - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 5:01 pm:
Hey! He’s Wearin My Shirt!
- Just The Way It Is One - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 5:39 pm:
“Yeah, my Check is in the mail for ya, Bruce…NAAAAAHHHHH–GOTcha Dude!! I’m in the PIPEfitter’s Union, ha ha–and we’re ALL votin’ for QUINN!! Now make sure ya PRINT dat on your little Tweet thing entry, Big Guy, GOT it?!”
- Langhorne - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 5:56 pm:
So get this, i bought MORE nursing homes! Sweet. You oughta buy some too.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 5:58 pm:
“Hey, look, it’s a Montblanc Pen! I knew he was phony!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 8:01 pm:
“Okay, okay. I promise to quit calling you Baron von Carhartt. Just quit squeezing my hand, man!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 8:03 pm:
BR: “Princess Leia! Get a photo of me with this mustachioed bloke!”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 8:05 pm:
BR: “I got my cowboy belt buckle on and I’m a runnin’ fer guv’ner.”
Man: “It looks great with your mom-jeans, man.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 8:07 pm:
BR: “I had Jeeves, my butler, roll up the sleeves on my shirt for me.”
Man: “He shoulda showed you how to wear a ball cap, pal.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 8:09 pm:
Man: “Hey, everybody! I looked in his pocket and he’s got tickets to the ballet!”
Crowd: “Ewwww!”
- Budget Watcher - Tuesday, Jul 15, 14 @ 8:22 pm:
BR: Is you is, or is you ain’t, my constituency?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:19 am:
team nursing home reunion
- Larry the Cable Guy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:44 am:
Hey, Show Me the Money!!
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 8:06 am:
A publicity still from the set of the movie “Dazed and Confused.”
- Skeptical - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 8:33 am:
Rauner to dude in sunglasses: “Stay calm dude. We’ll discuss employment opportunities after the election. For now, just keep smilin like you mean it!”
- Skeptical - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 8:56 am:
Actually, it appears to be a publicity still from the set of the movie “Dumb & Dumber”.
- Workplace Injury Attorneys in Peoria IL - Friday, Jul 18, 14 @ 10:13 am:
I’m gone to tell my little brother, that he should also visit this webpage on regular basis to take updated from hottest news update.