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Wednesday, Jul 16, 2014

* Rep. Ron Sandack physically illustrates a story to Rep. Fred Crespo during a recess at today’s Legislative Audit Commission hearing…

It was all in fun, of course. But the gloves did figuratively come off this morning.

- Posted by Rich Miller        


37 Comments
  1. - unclesam - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:11 pm:

    (Sandack): No really, my strikeout during the softball game was because the setting sun was in my eyes.


  2. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:12 pm:

    “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you Crispo, say ‘what’ one more time!”


  3. - unclesam - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:15 pm:

    (Sandack): I just did that Facebook thing where you take a quiz and it tells you what 90’s song defines you and guess what…I got “Mama Said Knock You Out.” So here it comes…


  4. - unclesam - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:17 pm:

    (Crespo): I bet I could just sit here, not move, and this Republican still couldn’t hit this target.


  5. - ShermanStateEmployee - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:33 pm:

    “Pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble here today. Somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won’t…I won’t…the Hell I won’t…”


  6. - Nonplussed - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:35 pm:

    Sandack: “In the hood, playa!”

    Crespo: “ur from Downers Grove. Sit down before you hurt yourself.”


  7. - Coffee Cup - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:42 pm:

    Ron: You better wake up and listen to me, Fred! Mike Madigan showed me how to get your attention when you doze off on him.


  8. - Wensicia - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:56 pm:

    “You’d hit a guy wearing glasses?”


  9. - ChrisB - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:03 pm:

    The first rule of the Legislative Audit Commission is that we don’t talk about the Legislative Audit Commission.


  10. - Waffle Fries - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:03 pm:

    Sandack: “I’ll show you grant transparency and accountability!”


  11. - Stones - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:05 pm:

    “Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder. I dare ya!”


  12. - Assess - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:07 pm:

    Crespo: I don’t like Quinn anymore than you do.
    Sandack: Oh yeah? I don’t like him thiiis much!


  13. - Anonymouse - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:14 pm:

    (Sandack): Here’s my motion: First guy from my side to knock out the other side’s guy gets to set the date for reconvenng. I go first…


  14. - Anonymouse - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:14 pm:

    (Sandack): Here’s my motion: First guy from my side to knock out the other side’s guy gets to set the date for reconvenng. I go first…


  15. - Anonymouse - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:16 pm:

    Oops. Sory for the re-post. Hit me, Sandack.


  16. - DuPage Bard - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:22 pm:

    Yeah yeah I saw how you beat Keith Matune and Dan Proft, so last spring.


  17. - PolPal56 - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:26 pm:

    Crespo thinking: Only the 36th time you’ve told me that one, Ron…


  18. - Bogey Golfer - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:30 pm:

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.


  19. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:34 pm:

    “Put your hand there, and I’ll only hit your hand…right… There…”


  20. - Louis G Atsaves - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:35 pm:

    Here, this will wake you up!


  21. - zatoichi - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:39 pm:

    Seriously, look at these 15″ guns. I’ll need a new jacket by Christmas at this rate.


  22. - Mittuns - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:52 pm:

    After a few jabs to the middle, Sandack attacks with a hard, hard right.


  23. - Rob Roy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:04 pm:

    Straight to the moon Alice.


  24. - Michelle Flaherty - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:08 pm:

    It’s like Sandack is doing a handpuppet of himself


  25. - walker - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:14 pm:

    Oh, I’m soo scared!


  26. - Anon - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:22 pm:

    FRED: I didn’t like Quinn when I was a Republican either.

    RON: Why you party-switcher, I ought to punch you in the nose!


  27. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:23 pm:

    Did you say “Niagara Falls”……Slowly I turned…..


  28. - Toure's Latte - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:36 pm:

    FRED: Put your fist down before I hurt you with it.


  29. - Norseman - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:58 pm:

    Let’s do a legislative role playing! I’ll play Sen. Sam Vadalabene and you play Sen. Mark Rhoads.


  30. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 5:10 pm:

    guess whats in my hand


  31. - DG_blohard - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 6:14 pm:

    “Please, Ron…hit me. Knock me out! You’re only talking to me because the camera is fixed on the spot at which you’re standing. Take me out of my misery.”


  32. - Mama - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 6:52 pm:

    I heard you needed a knuckle sandwich.


  33. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:45 pm:

    close your eyes i have a big surprise


  34. - Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:52 pm:

    tooth loose i will knock it out for you


  35. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 3:26 am:

    “What did you say about Quinnocchio?”


  36. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 3:58 am:

    “I didn’t go down, Ron.”


  37. - Wumpus - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 10:23 am:

    Fred(o) deserves it


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