Caption contest!
Wednesday, Jul 16, 2014 - Posted by Rich Miller * Rep. Ron Sandack physically illustrates a story to Rep. Fred Crespo during a recess at today’s Legislative Audit Commission hearing… It was all in fun, of course. But the gloves did figuratively come off this morning.
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- unclesam - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:11 pm:
(Sandack): No really, my strikeout during the softball game was because the setting sun was in my eyes.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:12 pm:
“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you Crispo, say ‘what’ one more time!”
- unclesam - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:15 pm:
(Sandack): I just did that Facebook thing where you take a quiz and it tells you what 90’s song defines you and guess what…I got “Mama Said Knock You Out.” So here it comes…
- unclesam - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:17 pm:
(Crespo): I bet I could just sit here, not move, and this Republican still couldn’t hit this target.
- ShermanStateEmployee - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:33 pm:
“Pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble here today. Somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won’t…I won’t…the Hell I won’t…”
- Nonplussed - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:35 pm:
Sandack: “In the hood, playa!”
Crespo: “ur from Downers Grove. Sit down before you hurt yourself.”
- Coffee Cup - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:42 pm:
Ron: You better wake up and listen to me, Fred! Mike Madigan showed me how to get your attention when you doze off on him.
- Wensicia - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:56 pm:
“You’d hit a guy wearing glasses?”
- ChrisB - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:03 pm:
The first rule of the Legislative Audit Commission is that we don’t talk about the Legislative Audit Commission.
- Waffle Fries - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:03 pm:
Sandack: “I’ll show you grant transparency and accountability!”
- Stones - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:05 pm:
“Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder. I dare ya!”
- Assess - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:07 pm:
Crespo: I don’t like Quinn anymore than you do.
Sandack: Oh yeah? I don’t like him thiiis much!
- Anonymouse - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:14 pm:
(Sandack): Here’s my motion: First guy from my side to knock out the other side’s guy gets to set the date for reconvenng. I go first…
- Anonymouse - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:14 pm:
(Sandack): Here’s my motion: First guy from my side to knock out the other side’s guy gets to set the date for reconvenng. I go first…
- Anonymouse - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:16 pm:
Oops. Sory for the re-post. Hit me, Sandack.
- DuPage Bard - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:22 pm:
Yeah yeah I saw how you beat Keith Matune and Dan Proft, so last spring.
- PolPal56 - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:26 pm:
Crespo thinking: Only the 36th time you’ve told me that one, Ron…
- Bogey Golfer - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:34 pm:
“Put your hand there, and I’ll only hit your hand…right… There…”
- Louis G Atsaves - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:35 pm:
Here, this will wake you up!
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:39 pm:
Seriously, look at these 15″ guns. I’ll need a new jacket by Christmas at this rate.
- Mittuns - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:52 pm:
After a few jabs to the middle, Sandack attacks with a hard, hard right.
- Rob Roy - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:04 pm:
Straight to the moon Alice.
- Michelle Flaherty - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:08 pm:
It’s like Sandack is doing a handpuppet of himself
- walker - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:14 pm:
Oh, I’m soo scared!
- Anon - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:22 pm:
FRED: I didn’t like Quinn when I was a Republican either.
RON: Why you party-switcher, I ought to punch you in the nose!
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:23 pm:
Did you say “Niagara Falls”……Slowly I turned…..
- Toure's Latte - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:36 pm:
FRED: Put your fist down before I hurt you with it.
- Norseman - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:58 pm:
Let’s do a legislative role playing! I’ll play Sen. Sam Vadalabene and you play Sen. Mark Rhoads.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 5:10 pm:
guess whats in my hand
- DG_blohard - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 6:14 pm:
“Please, Ron…hit me. Knock me out! You’re only talking to me because the camera is fixed on the spot at which you’re standing. Take me out of my misery.”
- Mama - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 6:52 pm:
I heard you needed a knuckle sandwich.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:45 pm:
close your eyes i have a big surprise
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:52 pm:
tooth loose i will knock it out for you
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 3:26 am:
“What did you say about Quinnocchio?”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 3:58 am:
“I didn’t go down, Ron.”
- Wumpus - Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 10:23 am:
Fred(o) deserves it