Wednesday, Jul 30, 2014 - Posted by Rich Miller
* Paul Vallas is to ____ as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to ____?
- Bigtwich - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:10 pm:
Paul Vallas is to education as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to litigation.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:10 pm:
Paul Vallas is to education as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to tort reform.
Paul Vallas is to rants as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to personal injury lawsuit.
Paul Vallas is to work experience as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to magic.
Paul Vallas is to Bob Kustra as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Jason Plummer.
Paul Vallas is to understanding government as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to spelling government.
Paul Vallas is to “talking the talk” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Please don’t talk!”
Paul Vallas is to afraid to fly as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “afraid” to slip, than sue.
…
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:13 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Joe Biden as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sarah Palin.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:15 pm:
Paul Vallas is to wanting to be a governor once as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being a “Co-Governor”.
Paul Vallas is to working on many government entities as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to suing… many government entities.
Paul Vallas is to being Quinn’s #2 as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being Rauner’s second choice to his wife on the stump.
Paul Vallas is to talking you into submission as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to give up listening to her at all.
- another guy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:17 pm:
Pall Vallas is to baking powder as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to clothes pin.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:21 pm:
Paul Vallas is to losing a primary as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to hiding during the primary.
Paul Vallas is to limited commercials when he ran as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “keep her out of the commercials!”
Paul Vallas is to working with Phil Rock as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to learning about government from “Schoolhouse Rock”.
Paul Vallas is to leading a beurocracy as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to buying red tape at Wal-Mart.
Paul Vallas is to Grandstanding as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Magic Shows”.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:21 pm:
…as a life jacket is to an anchor.
- Jocko - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:23 pm:
Paul Vallas is to charter as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to martyr
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm:
Paul Vallas is to “I could have been a contender” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Corrine Wood.”
- Jimbo - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm:
47 ftw
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm:
Paul Vallas is to “the noted education and budget expert and former candidate for governor” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “who?”
- Raymond - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:26 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Beaker as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sam the Eagle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkM2zPFPy0
- Six Degrees of Separation - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:29 pm:
Paul Vallas is to captain of the ship as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to captain of the slip.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:30 pm:
Paul Vallas is to off the cuff speaking as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to neck brace testifying.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:31 pm:
Paul Vallas is to working the rubber off his shoes as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being required to wear rubber soled shoes on the Trail.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:36 pm:
Paul Vallas is to talking to anyone who will listen as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to talking only when her lawyer tells her during a deposition.
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:38 pm:
Paul Vallas is to The Invisible Man as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Alexander Haig.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:39 pm:
Paul Vallas is to signing off on budgets as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to signing off on liability waivers.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:43 pm:
Ron Burgundy with a huge early lead!
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:46 pm:
As #2 is to “#2″.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:51 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Jim Cantore as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Brick Tamland.
- Gooner - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:52 pm:
With football season around the corner:
Paul Vallas is to John Harbaugh as Evelyn Sanguinetti is Eric Mangini.
- DuPage Rep - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:54 pm:
Paul Vallas is to OPA! as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to DALE!.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:54 pm:
Paul Vallas is to “President Nance” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Dave”.
- walker - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:57 pm:
Paul Vallas is to The Mississippi River as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to a babbling brook.
- lake county democrat - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:08 pm:
Paul Vallas is to coherence as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to butterscotch pudding.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:10 pm:
lcd edges into the lead!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:12 pm:
Paul Vallas is to upstaging Quinn as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being upstaged by Diana Rauner.
- A guy... - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:14 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Evelyn Sanguinetti as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Paul Vallas.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:16 pm:
Paul Vallas is to qualified to lead the 5th largest state in America as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to qualified to play a piano concert.
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:20 pm:
Paul Vallas is to job hunting as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to syllables.
- Stones - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Vin Scully as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Stephen A. Smith
- Robert the Bruce - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:34 pm:
Paul Vallas is to doesn’t say what he grasps as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to doesn’t grasp what she says.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:40 pm:
Paul Vallas is to a Harley as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to a tricycle.
- bottom rung. - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:53 pm:
Paul Vallas is to significant budget and education experience and knowledge over the past 20+ years as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to…… well, she’s bilingual anyway.
- Amalia - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:03 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Dawn Clark Netsch as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Michelle Bachmann.
- DuPage Bard - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:05 pm:
Paul Vallas is to George Stephanopoulos as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sarah Palin
- OldSmoky2 - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:48 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Mr. Peabody as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Natasha.
- Michelle Flaherty - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 5:05 pm:
Paul Valls is to “whom” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “who?”
- Toure's Latte - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 6:50 pm:
Paul Valls is to an award winning cabernet as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Ripple.
- Mcleaniac - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 8:26 pm:
Vallas is to authentic Italian food as sanguinetti is to chef boyardee !
- Wally Kubon - Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 12:34 am:
Vallas is to loser as Sanguinetti is to winner !!
- Redux - Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 7:15 am:
Vallas is to Meryl Streep as Sanguinetti is to Tara Reid.
- Siriusly - Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 8:48 am:
47 wins - again - but I will try:
Paul Vallas is to Dick Cheney as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Geraldine Ferraro
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- Bigtwich - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:10 pm:
Paul Vallas is to education as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to litigation.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:10 pm:
Paul Vallas is to education as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to tort reform.
Paul Vallas is to rants as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to personal injury lawsuit.
Paul Vallas is to work experience as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to magic.
Paul Vallas is to Bob Kustra as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Jason Plummer.
Paul Vallas is to understanding government as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to spelling government.
Paul Vallas is to “talking the talk” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Please don’t talk!”
Paul Vallas is to afraid to fly as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “afraid” to slip, than sue.
…
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:13 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Joe Biden as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sarah Palin.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:15 pm:
Paul Vallas is to wanting to be a governor once as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being a “Co-Governor”.
Paul Vallas is to working on many government entities as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to suing… many government entities.
Paul Vallas is to being Quinn’s #2 as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being Rauner’s second choice to his wife on the stump.
Paul Vallas is to talking you into submission as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to give up listening to her at all.
…
- another guy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:17 pm:
Pall Vallas is to baking powder as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to clothes pin.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:21 pm:
Paul Vallas is to losing a primary as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to hiding during the primary.
Paul Vallas is to limited commercials when he ran as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “keep her out of the commercials!”
Paul Vallas is to working with Phil Rock as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to learning about government from “Schoolhouse Rock”.
Paul Vallas is to leading a beurocracy as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to buying red tape at Wal-Mart.
Paul Vallas is to Grandstanding as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Magic Shows”.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:21 pm:
…as a life jacket is to an anchor.
- Jocko - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:23 pm:
Paul Vallas is to charter as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to martyr
- Under Further Review - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm:
Paul Vallas is to “I could have been a contender” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Corrine Wood.”
- Jimbo - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm:
47 ftw
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm:
Paul Vallas is to “the noted education and budget expert and former candidate for governor” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “who?”
- Raymond - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:26 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Beaker as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sam the Eagle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkM2zPFPy0
- Six Degrees of Separation - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:29 pm:
Paul Vallas is to captain of the ship as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to captain of the slip.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:30 pm:
Paul Vallas is to off the cuff speaking as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to neck brace testifying.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:31 pm:
Paul Vallas is to working the rubber off his shoes as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being required to wear rubber soled shoes on the Trail.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:36 pm:
Paul Vallas is to talking to anyone who will listen as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to talking only when her lawyer tells her during a deposition.
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:38 pm:
Paul Vallas is to The Invisible Man as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Alexander Haig.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:39 pm:
Paul Vallas is to signing off on budgets as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to signing off on liability waivers.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:43 pm:
Ron Burgundy with a huge early lead!
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:46 pm:
As #2 is to “#2″.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:51 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Jim Cantore as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Brick Tamland.
- Gooner - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:52 pm:
With football season around the corner:
Paul Vallas is to John Harbaugh as Evelyn Sanguinetti is Eric Mangini.
- DuPage Rep - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:54 pm:
Paul Vallas is to OPA! as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to DALE!.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:54 pm:
Paul Vallas is to “President Nance” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Dave”.
- walker - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:57 pm:
Paul Vallas is to The Mississippi River as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to a babbling brook.
- lake county democrat - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:08 pm:
Paul Vallas is to coherence as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to butterscotch pudding.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:10 pm:
lcd edges into the lead!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:12 pm:
Paul Vallas is to upstaging Quinn as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being upstaged by Diana Rauner.
- A guy... - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:14 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Evelyn Sanguinetti as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Paul Vallas.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:16 pm:
Paul Vallas is to qualified to lead the 5th largest state in America as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to qualified to play a piano concert.
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:20 pm:
Paul Vallas is to job hunting as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to syllables.
- Stones - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Vin Scully as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Stephen A. Smith
- Robert the Bruce - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:34 pm:
Paul Vallas is to doesn’t say what he grasps as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to doesn’t grasp what she says.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:40 pm:
Paul Vallas is to a Harley as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to a tricycle.
- bottom rung. - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:53 pm:
Paul Vallas is to significant budget and education experience and knowledge over the past 20+ years as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to…… well, she’s bilingual anyway.
- Amalia - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:03 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Dawn Clark Netsch as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Michelle Bachmann.
- DuPage Bard - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:05 pm:
Paul Vallas is to George Stephanopoulos as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sarah Palin
- OldSmoky2 - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:48 pm:
Paul Vallas is to Mr. Peabody as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Natasha.
- Michelle Flaherty - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 5:05 pm:
Paul Valls is to “whom” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “who?”
- Toure's Latte - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 6:50 pm:
Paul Valls is to an award winning cabernet as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Ripple.
- Mcleaniac - Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 8:26 pm:
Vallas is to authentic Italian food as sanguinetti is to chef boyardee !
- Wally Kubon - Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 12:34 am:
Vallas is to loser as Sanguinetti is to winner !!
- Redux - Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 7:15 am:
Vallas is to Meryl Streep as Sanguinetti is to Tara Reid.
- Siriusly - Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 8:48 am:
47 wins - again - but I will try:
Paul Vallas is to Dick Cheney as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Geraldine Ferraro