“Look at me; ‘I’m with the Speaker’ (hops horse) ‘I’m with Rauner’ (hops horse again) ‘Speaker’ (hops horse again) ‘Rauner’ (hops horse yet again) ‘Speaker’… I can do this all session…”
Don’t know much about dancin’
That’s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
‘N’ both my feet’s too long
‘Course now right along with ‘em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin’ every night
Hopin’ one day I might get it right
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
But I can’t compete,
The disco folks all dressed up
Like they’s fit to kill
I walk on in ‘n’ see ‘em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin’
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide,
The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong
The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong
The beat goes on’n'I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
I may be totally wrong,
Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt’s half open, t’show you my chains
‘N’ the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin’
That’s what you’d prob’ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away,
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:35 am:
The famous Heisman Trophy pose.
- out of touch - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:41 am:
Jack Franks marches to his “I’m just a farm boy from McHenry” mantra.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:46 am:
Gotta get back on the horse..
- ToughGuy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:50 am:
Must have been walking behind the horses with those high steps.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:51 am:
Hey, look both ways for a train before skipping the rail Jack.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:52 am:
Jack is a little ‘unclear on the concept’ of Limbo.
- very old soil - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:55 am:
Running a steeplechase?
- 300 - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:57 am:
Jumpin’ Jack Flash [to the rescue]
- Foster brooks - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:58 am:
Rauners money on his heels
- Colin O'Scopey - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:01 am:
Jack Franks attempts to clear the latest hurdle, known to all as “Integrity”.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:01 am:
“Look at me; ‘I’m with the Speaker’ (hops horse) ‘I’m with Rauner’ (hops horse again) ‘Speaker’ (hops horse again) ‘Rauner’ (hops horse yet again) ‘Speaker’… I can do this all session…”
- Bemused - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:21 am:
Back when he was in Band Camp.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:25 am:
Here comes the Kingfish!
- 1 - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:25 am:
Jack Franks dancing and doing the “budget twist”
- Austin Blvd - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:27 am:
Here’s my imitation of Arrieta from the stretch.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:27 am:
Sorry Mr. Zappa——
“Dancin’ ——”
Don’t know much about dancin’
That’s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
‘N’ both my feet’s too long
‘Course now right along with ‘em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin’ every night
Hopin’ one day I might get it right
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
But I can’t compete,
The disco folks all dressed up
Like they’s fit to kill
I walk on in ‘n’ see ‘em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin’
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide,
The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong
The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong
The beat goes on’n'I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
I may be totally wrong,
Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt’s half open, t’show you my chains
‘N’ the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin’
That’s what you’d prob’ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away,
- phocion - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:30 am:
“…shoulda skipped the pork & beans…”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:32 am:
Richard Simmons’ protege sweats to the oldies.
- Wordslinger - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:38 am:
To his own drummer, no doubt.
- Reese's Pieces - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:41 am:
You already know who it is! Now watch me whip…now watch me nae nae.
- A guy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:42 am:
The greatest challenge of bifocals.
- Small Town Girl - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:44 am:
Everything is better with the captain.
- Levois - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:46 am:
Heisman, I thought he was trying to do a cartoonish run.
- After Further Review - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:50 am:
Mores chins than a Chinese telephone directory…
- PolPal56 - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:03 am:
Rep. Franks demonstrates how Gov. Rauner’s “shaking up Springfield” has left most citizens twisting in the wind.
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:15 am:
Dodging questions like a pro!
- Jake From Elwood - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:29 am:
“Constantly reaching for his imaginary pedestal”
- sal-says - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:38 am:
I’m high-stepping my way to doing nothing as an IL elected official!
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:46 am:
It’s just a jump to the left.
- One to the Dome - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:56 am:
Jacks’ version of the nae nae.
- pool boy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:17 am:
Fifty shades of grey.
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:27 am:
“You put your left foot in, you put your right foot out.”
- McHenry Mike - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:32 am:
“Jumpin Jack Franks”
- Altgelds Ghost - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:45 am:
That wireless butt plug has a long range
- walker - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 12:02 pm:
Making his escape.
- Man with a plan - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 12:03 pm:
Frankie saw a really big spider
- downstate commissioner - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 12:36 pm:
running start to hurdle that barricade to get to the beer tent
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 1:42 pm:
Chorus Line ready!
- Etown - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 4:19 pm:
I like to cha cha
- NewWestSuburbanGOP'er - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 4:23 pm:
Put a crown on his head and you get this?
https://youtu.be/pRf_A07Elyw
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 4:43 pm:
It’s show time Goldberg pick up the pace
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 5:05 pm:
The dancing frog found in the corner stone of the Thompson center
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 5:14 pm:
Major mistake
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 5:17 pm:
Cellphone twirler
- Menard Guy - Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:43 pm:
Someone pull my finger!