48 Comments - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:56 pm: “Don’t let your left hand know… what your right hand is doing… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:57 pm: “Let’s not ‘boo’ Bruce Rauner, let’s beat Bruce Rauner… “ - Earnest - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:58 pm: Right now, you like me. You really like me. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:59 pm: “This hand… this one is empty. In my closed hand is my cell phone Bruce Rauner claims he keeps calling… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:00 pm: “And I said to the Governor… Whoa… I’m ‘Union Yes’… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:02 pm: “Now if Mr. Sandack will stop hooting, I’ll remind him I faced the voters… and beat the Raunerite… “ - 47th Ward - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:02 pm: And this bird you cannot change. Lord knows, I can’t change. Lord, help me, I can’t change. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:03 pm: “Save your cheering, just wait… wait to when we all beat the Raunerites together… “ - Beaner - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:05 pm: The ever versatile Speaker Madigan shows off his ‘Jazz Hands’ at a Union Hall Dance Off. - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:05 pm: “I’ll stop you there. If you continue to berate those who support your cause… by pushing you… pushing you to stay engaged, …you may be missing the point of the nagging… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:08 pm: “And I told the Governor, ‘The only thing you know about the Trades is this idea people need to trade in Union rights so a tax increase can pass.’ I said, ‘No way, Governor, not on my watch’… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:09 pm: “If Mr. Goldberg stops heckling me, I’ll finish my thought… “ - 47th Ward - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:13 pm: All we need is some bird seed, iron pellets and a giant magnet… - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:14 pm: “I told Mr. Benton when I saw him, ‘Take off the uniform before it finds its way into your campaign.’ I tried to stop him, but… “ - Ahoy! - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:14 pm: “And I”m like Bruce, talk to the hand because this is Madiganistan and I’m in charge here.” - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:15 pm: “Nope. Stop right there. We don’t ‘need’ Pat Quinn… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:16 pm: “Ms. McQueary, wishing out loud for a hurricane will not stop my speech. Just sit down… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:17 pm: “Mr. Goudie, you can’t come up here, I’m talking. Stop. Please… “ - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:19 pm: “And I told Lisa… ‘Stop, I’m not done being Speaker yet’… You can imagine how that went over… “ - Anonymous - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:19 pm: Please hang this portrait with my left hand toward the other body. - 47th Ward - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:23 pm: Or a large anvil. Yes, that’s it. Birdseed and a very large anvil should do the trick. - Nick Danger - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:24 pm: OW, your creative juice cup runnith over. But hey, you play small ball really well, keep punching out the singles. Me? Swing and a miss. - Annonin' - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:26 pm: “And the Capt fax could not be here ’cause he is watchin’ the Book of Mormon on Broadaway. Yikes that play is about 10 years old. I would have opted for “Hamilton” - Mama - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:28 pm: Watch closely, this is how you do the Irish Jig. - cover - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:37 pm: 47th Ward FTW! - Joe M - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:41 pm: [left hand gesture] Stop! Wait just a moment. [right hand gesture, pointing] Rich Miller, will you please wake up and pay attention. - Former Titan - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:41 pm: It’s just a jump to the left And then a step to the right - Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:44 pm: - Nick Danger - Thanks, and I think we’re all playing for 2nd with - 47th Ward -’s genius caption… “Caption?” “Stop. I’ve seen that cartoon before… “ - illinoisan - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:44 pm: “Stop in the name of love …” - Quizzical - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 4:10 pm: So I told Rauner, “Hold on, Bruce, let me go into my car and I’ll write you a check for your turnaround agenda. I usually write out my checks on the glove compartment door.” - Huh? - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 4:57 pm: I told 1.4% to talk to the hand if he was going to yak about his TA, because I was holding up the number of fingers in my right hand of the items in his TA that would pass. - A guy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:02 pm: Talk to the hand, and from here on out, address that hand as Mr. Brown. - A friend of Clinton - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:19 pm: ” . . . . put your left hand in, and you shake it all about . . . “ - Langhorne - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:54 pm: Meep, Meep……..3….2….1….BOOM! - Anonymous - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:58 pm: MJM ‘unloads’ a childish fit in public as everyone else moves towards compromise. - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:32 pm: Goldberg sent instruction to use the sham wow like this - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:42 pm: Thanks for the halo and thousand points of light sparky - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:47 pm: The governor’s untruth is this big - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:53 pm: So I pulled the fuse on the superstars last primary - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:09 pm: The cord on my cell phone stops here - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:11 pm: I stopped the turnaround with one hand - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:15 pm: Do my hands look small? - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:59 pm: Push it push it real good - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 11:04 pm: Stop taxing the middle class and squeeze the rich - Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 11:14 pm: St Patrick day after party - Rabid - Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 7:44 am: I should of called this in - Rabid - Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 7:45 am: Rare look at the man behind the curtain - Arock - Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 8:07 am: Yes I led you into the abyss, but that is what you asked for by continually re-electing me and my puppets. 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