“State Representatives Darren Bailey and Allen Skillicorn, here appearing at a Monday press conference, protest the Democrat Party’s nefarious identity-switching legislation.”
In the largest case of legislator identity theft, Rep. Will Davis remains missing, while Rep. Chris Welch seizes the identity of Rep. Greg Harris in his effort to corner the LGBTQ caucus and become the next speaker.
Well, Rep. Welch does frequently wear that beautiful satin solid blue tie and pocket kerchief. I can see where it would throw them off if someone else wore the solid blue. Those darned Democrats. Can’t they wear a red tie once in a while?
In related news: the privileged Karen had to interrupt the interview because her steak that she ordered medium with a touch of medium rare, was full medium.
- Da Big Bad Wolf - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 6:35 am:
Oops. Can’t seem to find any good interns these days.
- Dave Dahl - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 7:22 am:
Those bald guys all look alike.
- Independent - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 7:41 am:
“Now I’m confused. What is the name of my black friend?”
- Bruce( no not him) - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:04 am:
All those politicians look alike to me.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:05 am:
Harris - Did he really say what I just heard?
- Chatham Resident - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:11 am:
Is ABC7’s new graphics person a Channel 20 alum?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:13 am:
We wanted to release the tapes but we figured by not doing it we’re doing Grant a favor.
She should thank us.
- The Captain - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:17 am:
Did ABC7 hire Politico Illinois’ editor?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:18 am:
Graphically interesting.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:20 am:
I think they got all the spelling correct. That’s fun
#SmallWins
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:22 am:
Producer 1: which one is Harris?
Producer 2: Harris is the one with no hair.
- Linus - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:25 am:
“State Representatives Darren Bailey and Allen Skillicorn, here appearing at a Monday press conference, protest the Democrat Party’s nefarious identity-switching legislation.”
- Greg Harris - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:42 am:
Totally a good hair day for Will Davis yesterday.
- Take A Closer Look - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:55 am:
Could this be a look at the future Speaker and future Majority Leader? Either one could do either role exceptionally well.
- Sayitaintso - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:57 am:
“When Empathy goes too far”
- Northsider - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:58 am:
47th Ward take an early lead…
- Good Hair - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:59 am:
As Leader Harris would point out, it looks like it’s ‘National Bald Guy (by whatever name) Day’.
- Ok - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 8:59 am:
I see the error. They misspelled “Speaker Welch.”
- Sayitaintso - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:02 am:
Davis is the with degrees/certificates on the wall. Harris is the one with the…. sewing spools?
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:02 am:
Need a little powder to cut down on the the glare.
- Touré's Latte - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:05 am:
Next up: Harris “black-face” controversy…
- Anyone Remember - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:05 am:
ABC7 is hiring fact checkers fired by Fox / EIB?
- fs - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:17 am:
Ugh, what’s with Hollywood and all these remakes of classic movies. First Ghostbusters, now this….another Trading Places?
- Donnie Elgin - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:24 am:
Does Napoleon Harris feel left out?
- inappropriate - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:37 am:
Producer 1: “I told you I don’t see color.”
Producer 2: “At least you didn’t call them aldermen.”
- walker - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 9:41 am:
“Believe me.”
“Not me, him.”
- Elijah Snow - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 10:02 am:
“Switcheroo at the Statehouse”
- Southern Skeptic - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 10:46 am:
In the largest case of legislator identity theft, Rep. Will Davis remains missing, while Rep. Chris Welch seizes the identity of Rep. Greg Harris in his effort to corner the LGBTQ caucus and become the next speaker.
- Cubs in '16 - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 10:47 am:
Bottom pic: ‘We are Farmer’s. bahm bahm bahm bahm bahm bahm bahm”
- Les Nessman - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 10:56 am:
Bald is the new beautiful
- Club J - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 11:07 am:
Believe us. Before we became Politicians we owned The Hair Club for Men. Honest.
- Louis G Atsaves - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 11:20 am:
They pulled out all of their hair after hearing the tape?
- Downstate Dem - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 11:24 am:
Well, Rep. Welch does frequently wear that beautiful satin solid blue tie and pocket kerchief. I can see where it would throw them off if someone else wore the solid blue. Those darned Democrats. Can’t they wear a red tie once in a while?
- Downstate Dem - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 11:29 am:
“Harris is the one with the…. sewing spools?” Again, I can see the confusion. Those sewing spool photos are the official House photos.
- Bruce( no not him) - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 11:31 am:
ABC7 official statement.
“We don’t know or care who these guys are, We did spell the names right. Didn’t we?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 11:36 am:
“We’re on deadline. Get me a Harris. Any Harris will do.”
- RIJ - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 12:36 pm:
That was very… shiny.
- @misterjayem - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 12:47 pm:
“I’m really terrible with names — how ’bout I just call you Slick?”
– MrJM
- Drake Mallard - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 12:52 pm:
next on ABC 7 a look at preparations for the 220th year anniversary of the Clark and Lewis Expedition
- R A T - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 1:08 pm:
In related news: the privileged Karen had to interrupt the interview because her steak that she ordered medium with a touch of medium rare, was full medium.
- Jocko - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 1:18 pm:
Channel 7 employee: “I don’t see color…or the need to check my work.”
- Dotnonymous - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 1:56 pm:
I don’t see the resemblance…I wonder who I look like?
- Upon Further Review - Tuesday, Sep 22, 20 @ 6:20 pm:
She’s not THAT Amy Grant and I ain’t Vince Gill . . . . . .