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* Fox Chicago got ahold of Rod Blagojevich’s mug shot from his 2008 arrest…

Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:32 pm

Comments

  1. “Illegal campaign soliciting. Just don’t do it”

    Comment by Pat collins Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:33 pm

  2. Seriously, though, does that not DEFINE the
    “deer in the headlights” look or what?

    Comment by Pat collins Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:34 pm

  3. “Is my hair ok? SERIOUSLY…is my hair ok? Where’s that trooper with the football?”

    Comment by El Conquistador Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:37 pm

  4. For a man that prides himself on his hair, he really doesn’t take very good care of his eyebrows.

    Comment by Obamarama Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:37 pm

  5. “Would you buy a used car from this man?”

    Comment by Some Guy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:37 pm

  6. Rod Blagojevich jogs to the Fox Chicago headquarters and stares blankly in the front window hoping for a chance to appear on the station’s Sunday morning program.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:39 pm

  7. It’s basically an up day.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:39 pm

  8. I guess we just solved the problem of what to do about Blago’s official Capitol portrait….

    Comment by Secret Square Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:40 pm

  9. I wore my best jogging suit for this?

    Comment by Stooges Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:41 pm

  10. I wonder if I can still appoint myself as Senator

    Comment by Stooges Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:42 pm

  11. “Mayor Daley sticking something up, you know”

    Comment by John Bambenek Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:42 pm

  12. Guess Fox wants us to believe that have stolen Blagoof away from WLS just like they got Flannery from CBS.

    Comment by CircularFiringSquad Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:43 pm

  13. “Would you buy a (slightly) used Senate seat from this man?”

    Comment by Secret Square Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:47 pm

  14. ===It’s basically an up day.===

    Win.

    Comment by Obamarama Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:49 pm

  15. “Ok, Jimmy. This isn’t funny anymore.”

    Comment by phocion Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:50 pm

  16. Could we please get some children around me for this picture?

    Comment by KeepSmiling Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:51 pm

  17. “I am not a crook”

    Comment by BIG R.PH. Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:52 pm

  18. Uh-oh, I shoulda worn the Swoosh shirt. Now I’m gonna lose my endorsement deal.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:53 pm

  19. Don step on my blue seude shoes….

    Comment by Ghost Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:53 pm

  20. Rod Blagojevich arrives at the Fox Studios for the casting call for the role of Captain Kirk.
    http://media.photobucket.com/image/captain%20kirk/113890405/captainkirk.jpg?o=58

    Comment by And I Approved This Message Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:54 pm

  21. Where’s Bradley Tusk when you need him?

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:55 pm

  22. What..me worry?

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:56 pm

  23. “In it’s quest to bring you fair and balanced news, Fox Chicago will replace seasoned journalists who report on people in the news with the people who are actually in the news. This week we introduce our new political reporter, Rod Blagojevich, and next week you will meet our new food critic, Betty Loren Maltese, and our criminal correspondent, Drew Peterson.”

    Comment by ugh Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:58 pm

  24. “I challenge the government to release all the photos from this December 2008 photo session. Patrick Fitzgerald knows that nearly all of the pictures snapped that day demonstrate my innocence. Be a man, Mr. Fitzgerald, and release all the photos.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:58 pm

  25. Look straight at my eyes, Mr. Fitzgerald… You’re getting sleepy…. so sleepy…. Dammit, look at me, man!

    Comment by The Gerry Friday, May 21, 10 @ 12:59 pm

  26. Can I get back in the fetal position now?

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:00 pm

  27. That Barack kid told me it’s George Bush’s fault

    Comment by Anon Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:03 pm

  28. “Caught in the hen house! Story at 10!”

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:04 pm

  29. The United States Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois often question him, just because they find him INSIPID.
    His HAIR alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s body.
    His blood smells like FRIED CHICKEN.
    He is the most REVILED man in the world.
    He is Milorad Blagojević, “Rod”
    He will go to FEDERAL PRISON for a Long Long Time.
    He is the most interesting man in the world.

    Comment by Northside Bunker Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:05 pm

  30. “So yeah, you were saying you make $25,000 a year taking these pictures, is that right? Well, you know, that’s enough to get yourself a senate seat if you’re, you know, interested in that kind of thing.”

    Comment by Steve Downstate Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:06 pm

  31. And I’m gonna take down Obama, and Reid, and Madigan, and Durbin…..(repeat ad nauseum)

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:07 pm

  32. “No, I won’t give you my autograph. My autograph is bleeping gold!”

    or

    “Oh, bleep. I do look like Mayor Daley!”

    Comment by Pat Robertson Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:10 pm

  33. Man, I hope Lou will still take my calls.

    Comment by Budget Watcher Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:18 pm

  34. This is what happens when you don’t do as your father-in-law says.

    Comment by "Old Timer Dem" Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:19 pm

  35. Anyone can take my picture. If you want to take my picture go ahead, I dare you. Wait, my hair!

    Comment by Siriusly Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:22 pm

  36. Nike Dry-Fit running jacket - $59
    Quick spritz of Alterna Caviar Anti-Age Hair Spray - $25
    Ride to federal building - courtesy of Pat Fitzgerald
    Having your mugshot posted on Capitol Fax Blog - PRICELESS

    Comment by Bluefish Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:22 pm

  37. Jailhouse Rock

    Comment by Amalia Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:27 pm

  38. “Everybody in the whole cell block…was dancin’ to the jail house rock.”

    Comment by just sayin' Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:27 pm

  39. No caption, but I’m positive this is what was running through his head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HKDxP1psns

    Comment by Tom B. Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:28 pm

  40. dangit! Honestly Amalia, I didn’t steal your post. It was great minds thinking alike. ;)

    Comment by just sayin' Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:29 pm

  41. There has to be something in there about the right to a comb. Where’s my lawyer?

    Comment by Aldyth Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:44 pm

  42. I told you it was a Right Wing conspiracy - Rubert Murdoch is behind this.

    Comment by Pothole Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:44 pm

  43. C’mon Rod, let a smile be your umbrella

    Just let a smile be your umbrella,
    On a rainy, rainy day . . .
    And if your sweetie cries, just tell her,
    That a smile will always pay . . .

    Whenever skies are gray,
    Don’t you worry or fret,
    A smile will bring the sunshine,
    And you’ll never get wet!

    So, let a smile be your umbrella,
    On a rainy, rainy day . . .

    (How did this mugshot stay under wraps for so long?)

    Comment by Responsa Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:49 pm

  44. Any press is good press

    Comment by 4 percent Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:50 pm

  45. “Next stop — Letterman! I made it!”

    Comment by Vole Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:50 pm

  46. “Think, think … Who am I going to blame??”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:54 pm

  47. “I picked a great day to forget the ‘footbal’ “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:56 pm

  48. “Derrrrrrrrrrrrrr…”

    Comment by Ken in Aurora Friday, May 21, 10 @ 1:57 pm

  49. Rich,

    Any idea why it took so long to get it? Seems like every other dime a dozen crook gets their mug shot released immediately.

    Comment by UISer Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:04 pm

  50. Federal mugshots aren’t usually released.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:05 pm

  51. mommy…

    Comment by Ooops Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:06 pm

  52. And this is why you don’t pick a fight with your father-in-law.

    – MrJM

    Comment by MrJM Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:07 pm

  53. Thanks

    Comment by UISer Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:07 pm

  54. Would you buy a used state from this man?

    Comment by WRMNPolitics Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:07 pm

  55. “I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vics
    His hair was perfect….”

    Comment by tominchicago Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:09 pm

  56. “Rod, you’re my son-in-law, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:12 pm

  57. BLEEP YOU!

    Comment by anon Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:14 pm

  58. Wow — that’s a real live Alfred E. Newman.

    “What me worry?”

    Comment by Macbeth Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:19 pm

  59. “Man, getting arrested is a real bummer. But on the plus side, I get to have my picture taken.”

    Comment by HiFi Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:22 pm

  60. I’ll Get Through This, Naturally! - Gilbert O’Sullivan, enhanced by VanillaMan

    In a little while from now
    Before the public I’ll vow
    I’m an innocent man, they’d understand
    I’ve always been able to wow
    In my climb to the top, in an FBI eavesdrop
    In their effort to, bid me adieu
    So they can pass higher taxes later
    Leaving voters in the lurch, or at church
    Where they’d be saying, “My God, that’s tough
    The Governor’s in cuffs”
    Another celebrity arraigning
    Roland’s on the phone
    Begging for Obama’s throne
    I’ll get through this, naturally

    To think that only yesterday
    I was the Top Dog, as they say
    To Democratic cheer, I had no fear
    About the scam I was about to play
    But as if to knock me down
    Reality came around
    In a budget crunch, with a political punch
    Shredded it into little pieces
    Leaving me to doubt
    I could count on Rezko raising
    Millions I would need to have
    To satisfy my DC craving
    In this hour of need, I’m certain yes, indeed
    I’ll get through this, naturally

    It seems to me that there is a way out
    Out of this mess, it can’t be mended
    Left unattended
    What do I do? What do I do?

    Now looking back over the years
    And whatever else that appears
    I remember I whined, when Patti dined
    On a spider in Prime Time
    Never wishing to be a chump
    I was an apprentice to Donald Trump
    But he couldn’t understand
    Why an innocent man
    Couldn’t be his guide to new fortunes
    Forcing me to part, but I’m too smart to be jokin’
    Despite every attempt by me
    The Donald’s hair is broken
    Everyone is just jealous of me
    As they burn me in effigy
    I’ll get through this, naturally!

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:23 pm

  61. “I knew it … I should have stayed at the Mansion last night …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:23 pm

  62. Update -
    Instead of the line, “What do I do? What do I do?”

    I meant to write, “Who do I screw? Who do I screw?”

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:27 pm

  63. It’s Howdy Doody Time!

    Comment by The Mad Hatter Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:28 pm

  64. You lookin at me? Wacha looking at?

    Do I make you laugh?

    Comment by Plutocrat03 Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:32 pm

  65. “Now it makes sense … George said ‘See you soon’… then this … I get it!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:34 pm

  66. “Remember, at booking, your address is 1060 W. Addison … Later, it will confuse the Bejeezus out of them!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:36 pm

  67. Hmmm, which department shall I charge my defense expenses to?

    Comment by Responsa Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:41 pm

  68. who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

    Comment by blue skies Friday, May 21, 10 @ 2:50 pm

  69. This arrest should prove my virility

    Comment by henry Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:09 pm

  70. “D’oh! I’m screwed.”

    Comment by Reformer Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:19 pm

  71. Patty wants a what, a divorse you say? Whew! not quite yet!

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:20 pm

  72. forget about it?

    Comment by really? Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:21 pm

  73. Beam me up, Scotty!!!

    Comment by Anon Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:26 pm

  74. If that dude’s eyes converge any more, you can start calling him Cyclops.

    Comment by What the. . . Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:31 pm

  75. Crap. I knew I shoulda hit the brows and temples with Just For Men last night.

    Comment by Former Titan Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:45 pm

  76. You know who I am.

    Comment by Steve Friday, May 21, 10 @ 3:55 pm

  77. if you can’t say nothin’ nice don’t say nothin’ at all.

    Comment by Leave a light on George Friday, May 21, 10 @ 4:52 pm

  78. Fox unveils the intellectual underpinning of its world view.

    Comment by wordslinger Friday, May 21, 10 @ 4:58 pm

  79. Hey smug guys,

    The joke is on you! Most of you voted for me TWICE!!

    Comment by jaded voter Friday, May 21, 10 @ 4:59 pm

  80. I realize that Fox deserves credit for somehow getting hold of this mug shot — I’ve never been a fan of mug-shot journalism, but that’s another topic — but if your organization didn’t take the photo and doesn’t own it, what’s the propriety of slapping your logo on it?

    Comment by Eric Zorn Friday, May 21, 10 @ 5:02 pm

  81. Can you all say HUNG jury? Thanks nimRODS.

    Comment by jaded voter Friday, May 21, 10 @ 5:03 pm

  82. Just sayin’ at 1:29, hoisting a much needed friday cocktail to ya right now. synchronicity!

    Comment by Amalia Friday, May 21, 10 @ 5:30 pm

  83. He truly has no upper lip….

    Comment by Northside Bunker Saturday, May 22, 10 @ 10:36 am

  84. This is all Mike Madigan’s fault. I told you he was evil.

    Comment by anon Sunday, May 23, 10 @ 7:04 am

  85. DUH!

    Comment by Concerned Voter Sunday, May 23, 10 @ 7:54 am

  86. You, too, can learn how to free-fall without a parachute from 30,000 feet above the ground. Just sign-up for Patti’s and my $500 correspondence course called “Rod’s Exhilarating Free Falling Without A Chute”.

    Comment by Festus Hagen Sunday, May 23, 10 @ 9:15 am

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