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* Democratic lt. governor candidate Sheila Simon plays the banjo…

* The Question: Can you suggest a song? Perhaps even lyrics?

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:45 am

Comments

  1. Illinois Breakdown

    Comment by Deep South Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:49 am

  2. “Every Gansta, Every Hood” by 50 cent

    Comment by John Bambenek Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:49 am

  3. Old and In the Way

    Comment by in absentia Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:50 am

  4. “Dude looks like a lady” by Aerosmith

    Comment by Alexi Kirk Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:52 am

  5. Like the pine trees lining the winding road
    I got a name
    I got a name
    Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
    I got a name
    I got a name

    And I carry it with me like my daddy did
    But I’m living the dream that he kept hid

    Moving me down the highway
    Rolling me down the highway
    Moving ahead so life won’t pass me by

    And I carry it with me and I sing it proud
    If it gets me nowhere I’ll go there proud

    Plus Jim Croce on the banjo seems fitting.
    JFE

    Comment by Jake from Elwood Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:54 am

  6. IT aint easy being Green by Kermit the Frog….

    Comment by Independent Minded Dem Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:55 am

  7. Stupid Blues by Junior Brown.

    Comment by Living in Oklahoma Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:57 am

  8. Come and listen to a story about a man named Rod
    A poor governor, barely kept his family clod,
    Then one day he was shootin at some donor,
    And up through the ground came a tap on the phone.

    I’ll leave it to others to fill in the rest.

    Comment by Cincinnatus Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:03 pm

  9. “Mighty Quinn” a/k/a “Quinn the Eskimo (Mighty Quinn)”

    Comment by The End Is Near Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:06 pm

  10. Tangled up in blue

    Comment by Easy Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:07 pm

  11. Sheila Simon as Sandy Cheeks (from Spongbob Squarepants) singing:

    “I wanna go hommmme hooommmmmme hommme oh oh

    Yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, a lay-ee, alay-ee”

    Comment by curiouser Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:09 pm

  12. Oh, Suzanna.

    Well, I come from Carbondale with a banjo on my knee, I want to go to Springfield, my calling is to thee.

    I tried to be the mayor, but it was not to be, So now I try for lite gov, to stand by the gov to be.

    Oh, dear voters, oh don’t you cry for me, cause I come from Carbondale with a banjo on my knee.

    I ain’t no VMan but there you go.

    Comment by dupage dan Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:16 pm

  13. The theme from “Deliverance”?

    Comment by olddog Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:19 pm

  14. “Birth of the Blues”

    Quinn and I released it, and we nursed it
    But they came out with the news
    That the BLAGOs were the birth of our blues.

    Comment by downstate hack Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:19 pm

  15. The Ray Charles hit: “I’m Busted”.

    ———

    My bills are all due and the baby needs shoes and I’m busted
    Cotton is down to a quarter a pound, but I’m busted
    I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won’t lay
    A big stack of bills that gets bigger each day
    The county’s gonna haul my belongings away cause I’m busted.

    I went to my brother to ask for a loan cause I was busted
    I hate to beg like a dog without his bone, but I’m busted
    My brother said there ain’t a thing I can do,
    My wife and my kids are all down with the flu,
    And I was just thinking about calling on you ’cause I’m busted.

    Well, I am no thief, but a man can go wrong when he’s busted
    The food that we canned last summer is gone and I’m busted
    The fields are all bare and the cotton won’t grow,
    Me and my family got to pack up and go,
    But I’ll make a living, just where I don’t know cause I’m busted.

    I’m broke, no bread, I mean like nothing,

    Comment by Gregor Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:24 pm

  16. My shoes are too tight…
    Been campaignin’ all night..

    (Sorry, that’s all I’ve got.)

    Comment by Behind The Scenes Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:25 pm

  17. No Stairway!

    Comment by Homer J. Simpson Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:26 pm

  18. Gotta be Theme from Deliverance.

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:27 pm

  19. I Ain’t No Pawnbroker Blues

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:43 pm

  20. “The Republicans paved paradise and put up a parking lot.”

    Comment by Team Sleep Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:43 pm

  21. Daddy Wasn’t THAT Paul Simon

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:49 pm

  22. (tune of Thank God I’m a Country Boy)

    Well, life in Carbondale is kinda laid back
    Ain’t much a Simon girl like me can’t hack
    I never would have this job if my last name was Pack….
    Thank God, I’m a Simon Girl!

    Comment by ourMagician Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:54 pm

  23. If you like my pickin’ feel free to drop a coin in the hat so I can purchase some new chompers!

    Comment by bigRob Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:56 pm

  24. Gotta stop that man….I’ve gotta stop that man…COLD…before he stops meeeeee [ from “How to Succeed in Business (Politics?) Without Really Trying” as sung to Quinn]

    Comment by PalosParkBob Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 12:57 pm

  25. If you need a friend, you know what to do
    You can count on me,’cause I’m the Number Two
    One day at the beach, the next at the zoo
    I’m always around, I’m the Number Two

    –They Might Be Giants

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:13 pm

  26. Campaign Races - Foster, enhanced by VanillaMan

    Campaign Races are goin’ wrong!,
    Doo-da, Doo-da
    The Candidates are Ding and Dong!
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Goin’ to run all night
    Goin’ to run all day
    I bet my future on an old wind-bag
    I hope we can win someway!

    Oh, Pat Quinn sure is takin’ flak,
    Doo-da, doo-da
    Nothin’ to run on, so we gotta attack,
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Goin’ to run all night!
    Goin’ to run amok!
    My father told me politics suck
    It’s hittin’ the fan, so duck!

    I replaced a pawnbroker on this ticket,
    Doo-da, doo-da
    Until the Speaker told him where ta stick it,
    Oh, de doo-da day

    Goin’ to run this race
    Goin’ to win my place
    After looki’ around at the candidates,
    This state’s politics is a disgrace!

    Can’t mention Rod, so I’m tol’
    Doo-dah! doo-dah!
    Can’t touch him with a ten foot pole
    Oh! de doo-dah day!

    Goin’ to hope all night
    Goin’ to hope all day
    Everyone forgets the the last ten years
    On Election Day!

    Bill Brady is the Republican!
    Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
    That means this year that he might win!
    Oh! de doo-dah day!

    Goin’ to play all night
    Goin’ to sing all day
    This banjo was bought by a lobbyist,
    Under Pay to Play

    Our bankrupt state is bleeding fast!
    Doo-dah! doo-dah!
    And Greece may be in our forcast!
    Oh! de doo-dah day!

    Goin’ to spend all night
    Goin’ to spend all day
    Until we’re thrown out on our ear
    We’ll flush your money away

    Roland, Rod, Scott and our crew!
    Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
    Hope you’ll keep Illinois blue
    Oh! doo-dah day!

    Goin’ to talk nonsense!
    Goin’ to talk garbage!
    If you swallow what we say,
    In Brooklyn, we’ll sell you a bridge!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:16 pm

  27. Darn you VMan. Lost another keyboard to a ’spit take’ incident.

    Comment by How Ironic Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:35 pm

  28. Mamas, dont let your babies grow up to be Blagos….

    Comment by Responsa Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:35 pm

  29. “What Kind of Fool am I”

    Comment by Louis Howe Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:38 pm

  30. “Sheila, how about playin’ ‘Never hit your grandma with a great big stick’?”

    “Oh, gee pa. That one makes me cry!”

    (Obscure Andy Griffith Show reference to the Darlin family)

    Comment by Old Shepherd Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:40 pm

  31. Vanilla Man, You are making me cry at my desk. Lord, but you make me laugh!

    Comment by Say WHAT? Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:51 pm

  32. I got the 1994 Blues

    Comment by Tidal Wave Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 1:53 pm

  33. I Bet They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio, Monty Python

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:09 pm

  34. “Foggy Budget Breakdown”

    (think of the tune from “Bonnie and Clyde”)

    Comment by Joe from Joliet Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:10 pm

  35. To the tune of “I’ve been working on the Railroad”

    I’ve been working on the campaign
    All the live long day
    Runnin on the ticket with Pat Quinn
    Don’t care what others say
    Might as well play the banjo
    Were gonna win anyway
    Quinn is handy with a press conference
    Cohen GO AWAY

    Brady won’t ya blow, Brady won’t ya blow, Brady won’t ya blow this race? (Repeat verse)

    Simon is running with Pat Quinn
    Simon is running you know
    You should vote for Simon
    Because she can play banjo

    Comment by Say WHAT? Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:15 pm

  36. Gloom, despair and agony on me
    Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
    If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all
    Gloom despair and agony on me!

    When they told us the Guv would get another term
    We thought it was really funny
    But what we didn’t know was the term they meant
    Was life in prison– plus twenty!

    Gloom, despair and agony on me
    Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
    If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all
    Gloom despair and agony on me!

    (Repeat chorus and variations ad nauseum, ala Hee Haw)

    Comment by HoosierDaddy Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:19 pm

  37. Dude Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith, enhanced by VanillaMan

    Cruised into a bar in Carbondale
    I had to do a double take to see if it was male
    He was wearing something sexy in wild hot pink
    I just wish Pat would just work for Chippendale
    That’s right

    Backstage we’re fundraisin’ and having
    the time of our lives until somebody say
    Forgive me if I seem out of line
    I saw you in the Pride Parade just yesterday
    Are you Miss Foozey or are you Divine?

    Dude look like a lady (4x)

    So never judge Pat by his cover
    Or who you gonna vote for in November
    Pat put me wise to politics in disguise
    He had the body of a Reformer
    Lord imagine my surprise!!

    Dude look like a lady (4x)

    Baby let me follow you down
    To Roland’s Tombstone my dear
    Baby let me read all that praise
    Do me, do me, do me, then give me a raise!

    Baby let me follow you ’round
    As you flip-flop in town
    Pat Quinn can I be your b**ch?
    Do me, do me, do me, like Blagojevich!

    What a funky Governor!
    He like it like it like it like that
    He was a lady

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:46 pm

  38. “freedom’s just another word for noting left to loose”

    Comment by flabergasted Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:58 pm

  39. I don’t know…. Who is advising these candidates? I know a former chief of staff, that would have put the kabosh on this idea, just because of the pics that would be printed. (And he was always right.)

    Comment by PPHS Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 2:58 pm

  40. “fortunate son” by CCR.

    Comment by MC Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:02 pm

  41. FREEBIIIIIIIIRD!!!!!!!!

    Comment by dmac Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:03 pm

  42. Fe fi fiddly I O, I can’t play the accordion, but I can play the old banjo.

    Comment by Shelbyville Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:03 pm

  43. RECONSIDER BABY BY ELVIS

    Comment by jt Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:06 pm

  44. i get tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed while i cry over you.

    Comment by been there Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:32 pm

  45. I’m sitting in the Springfield station.
    Got a ticket to my destination.
    On a tour of one-night stands
    my suitcase and banjo in hand.
    And ev’ry stop is neatly planned
    for the governor and his one-man band.

    Written by PAUL SIMON

    Comment by curiouser Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:33 pm

  46. okay - NOT written that way by Paul Simon

    Comment by curiouser Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:35 pm

  47. FREEBIRD!

    Comment by Sent from my iPhone Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 3:45 pm

  48. I do think FREEBIRD is the definitive answer and that Rich should close this thread to further comment…

    Comment by Cincinnatus Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 4:03 pm

  49. ‘Voodoo Chile (slight return)’, ala Jimi, SRV, and Robert Randolph. Monster Marshall, some feedback distortion, and she’s ready to take on Buddy Guy.

    Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 4:15 pm

  50. VMan is the master.

    Comment by dupage dan Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 4:17 pm

  51. “She’ll be comin’ round the mountain of debt…She’ll be comin’ round the mountain of debt…”

    Comment by Captain Illini Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 4:47 pm

  52. VMan, you are our “Weird” Al Yankovic.

    Comment by HatShopGirl Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 5:13 pm

  53. From Steve Martins’ album “Let’s Get Small”

    I’m a Ramblin’ Guy oh ohhhh
    Ramblin ramblin ramblin

    Comment by Concerned Voter Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 5:53 pm

  54. Smelly cat its not your fault

    It’s something that they feed you!

    Comment by Honest Abe Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 6:39 pm

  55. Gotta be “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?”

    Comment by 22skidoo Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 6:45 pm

  56. Deliverance, dueling guitar banjo pick it dude.

    Comment by conda67 Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 7:17 pm

  57. V-Man, after all these years, I think I’ve developed a teen-age crush on you. Can I be Prez of your official fan club?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 9:48 pm

  58. I’m thinking something small: bi-partisan across the State at first. We can expand out to the entire Midwest by the end of the year, take over the Country by the June of next year, and rule the world first Q of 2012.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 9:56 pm

  59. A little OT, but I’m sure that all of the “oldies” at CapFax (EVEN 47TH…humpf!) will undertand:

    Hopelessly devoted…

    …to V-Man!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Olivia Newton John. Yeah…I know. What?!!!! Got somethin’ say about it?!!!)

    Yeah! Let’s sing it again!

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 15, 10 @ 11:16 pm

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