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* I’m having some serious Comcast internet problems today, so blogging could be spotty. I never did find an entertaining photo of the governor’s bill-signing ceremony yesterday at a Harley dealership, so we’ll go with the cupcake girl…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:01 pm

Comments

  1. “Look, it’s Mayor Daley!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:04 pm

  2. “I thought he was a real boy now…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:05 pm

  3. Look, it’s Doug Flutie dressed as Pinnochio!

    Comment by lake county democrat Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:05 pm

  4. “Look, a kitty”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:05 pm

  5. Isn’t that Kwame Raoul with one of my cupcakes.

    Comment by The Colossus of Roads Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:07 pm

  6. “There he is, governor. There’s the Madison County inspector who shut down my bakery. Sic ‘em!”

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:11 pm

  7. Rich wins.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:11 pm

  8. PQ: “Hello, little girl. I’d like to talk to you about your cupcake stand and its implication for economic development here in the Land of Lincoln, and I…”

    Girl: *points* “Oh no, what is that horrible thing!”

    PQ: *turns around* “Where?”

    *little girl runs away*

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:11 pm

  9. Next question, Brooke?

    Comment by A guy... Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:12 pm

  10. “Sen. Trotter is eating one too!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:13 pm

  11. You shouldn’t have messed with me.

    Comment by Responsa Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:13 pm

  12. “That guy just stole one!”

    Comment by A guy... Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:13 pm

  13. “Look, it the ‘Carhartt’ Limited Edition Harley…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:14 pm

  14. Why is that man referring to my cupcakes as ‘cheddar’

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:19 pm

  15. “Local girl shows more direction than Governor”

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:21 pm

  16. Girl: Can I get one of those stuff animals?

    PQ: That right there is Squeezy the Pension Python. As a small business owner, you will no longer have to worry about the tremendous pension bill payment looming over your shoulder when you are looking to hire full-time and part-time employees, or expand your business into neighboring St. Clair County. However, I do recommend you pay your part-time and full-time employees a liveable wage. That’s why I Pat Quinn, governor of Illinois, am pushing the legislation to increase the minimum wage to $10.10.

    Comment by Almost the Weekend Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:23 pm

  17. Maybe this could serve as a second photo caption today?

    https://twitter.com/MBrooke20/status/476789813845434368/photo/1

    Comment by Cupcake Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:23 pm

  18. “Little girl, have you seen all of my Southern Illinois supporters anywhere?”

    “Yes, Mr. Governor. I think it’s that guy over there.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:26 pm

  19. Pat Quinn: “Michelle Obama weighs more than me also, little girl.”

    Comment by Steve Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:26 pm

  20. “Governor, thank you, but I no longer need the law. I’m rich! That guy with the cheap watch just bought my cupcake company for a cool million!”

    Comment by Robert the Bruce Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:27 pm

  21. Did you pay for that?

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:28 pm

  22. “I gave your advance person an extra plate of cupcakes, Governor. I’ve seen your refrigerator.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:28 pm

  23. Look - another windmill!

    Comment by Res Melius Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:29 pm

  24. A continuation from yesterday….

    Brook realized, if he always had a cupcake in his mouth he couldn’t talk and the less he talked the easier her job would be. Yeah, there would be some downsides, like weight gain and having to keep a bazzilion of the things around. But they had enough money to just pay the girl to make them all day long…

    Also if she had some for the press at each stop, they would eat them, they love free food and wouldn’t be able to ask questions…

    It was brilliant….

    (That is why I suspected the picture she tweeted and one in his mouth)

    https://twitter.com/MBrooke20/status/476789813845434368

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:33 pm

  25. Little Girl: “Hey, Governor Quinn and Speaker Hastert, I don’t care who you are, the back of the line is over there!”

    Comment by Red Ranger Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:34 pm

  26. “No Mr Quinn, for the last time I won’t now your lawn, but that guy might”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:35 pm

  27. “No Mr Quinn, for the last time I won’t mow your lawn, but that guy might”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:35 pm

  28. look rauner`s doing a holeshot wheelie on his harley oop`s he lost his plan there`s paper everywhere

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:36 pm

  29. That guy was explaining to me how much easier it would have been to do this in Indiana

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:39 pm

  30. “That dude bought my last red velvet cupcake!”

    Comment by Stones Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:40 pm

  31. “Jason Plummer, put down that Cupcake!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:41 pm

  32. “Watch Sen. Trotter. I stuffed his cupcake with a habanero pepper.

    Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:41 pm

  33. “That lady with the banjo over there said she had to try all the cupcakes because she wants to be the Chomptroller. I told her she was fibbing, there’s no such thing.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:42 pm

  34. And if you’ll look over there Governor, you’ll see my assembly line of girls making cupcakes. They’re all 7. That’s not against the law is it?

    Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 1:49 pm

  35. Sen Haine falls for the “oh look, you have something on your tie” trick before Cupcake Girl flips her finger at his nose.

    Comment by Been There Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:01 pm

  36. SOMEBODY TELL HIS SONS TO BUY HIM A NEW TIE FOR FATHER’S DAY FOR CHRIST SAKE!

    Comment by anon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:08 pm

  37. “Hey they can’t be here - they sold more than $1,000 dollars of cupcakes!”

    Comment by siriusly Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:08 pm

  38. Right to left:
    Cupcake: Hey, that guy put two in his pocket!
    PQ: What?
    White Head: We have a 1:45 at McDonald’s. We gotta go.

    Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:09 pm

  39. “Is that the can I keep hear about that you and your friends keep kicking down some road”

    Comment by Roadiepig Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:11 pm

  40. “Chloe, the funny lady with frosting all over her face is named Maureen Dowd. She had a Kush Kake before she ate all your cupcakes. Stay away from her.”

    Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:11 pm

  41. Girl That’s Troy’s new “Cupcake” Watertower.

    Haine: Collinsvile ain’t gonna like that.

    Quinn: What ?

    Comment by x ace Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:15 pm

  42. “Trotter, no soup for you!”

    Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:15 pm

  43. There’s the door…use it.

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:16 pm

  44. Look there’s my future, leaving IL! Thanks, Guv.

    Comment by Reformed Public Servant Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:17 pm

  45. “Over there? That’s my Cannoli making station…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:21 pm

  46. That,s my dad! he never voted for you.

    Comment by Tankr Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:27 pm

  47. “Look, Governor! Even Senator Haine knows that ties come in other colors besides purple.”

    Comment by Team Sleep Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:28 pm

  48. “Look over there. Those are the Oompah-Loompahs.”

    Comment by Skeptic Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:32 pm

  49. look`s like trotter is hooked on the medical marijuana cup cakes

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:37 pm

  50. Look, that way is Indiana.

    Comment by A guy... Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:40 pm

  51. No, the cupcakes are here. The cream puffs are over there Governor.

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 2:59 pm

  52. He should stick to cupcakes!

    Comment by Mokenavince Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:05 pm

  53. PQ: Here comes the Speaker! He’ll fall for it!
    Girl: Mr. Speaker, pull my finger!
    PQ: Boy, this never gets old!

    Comment by Anon. Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:22 pm

  54. Who’s that tall guy over there and why is he laughing?

    Comment by Rufus Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:22 pm

  55. angry old state workers give them cake

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:35 pm

  56. “Sorry, Governor… ‘He’ ate your Purple frosted one.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:41 pm

  57. Hey, is that the governor over there?!?

    Comment by Pius Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:48 pm

  58. Look it’s squeezy!!

    Comment by Union Man Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 3:49 pm

  59. “My ‘Soy’ cupcakes are over there in the dining room. They really don’t taste too good.”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:00 pm

  60. “No Governor, these are the cupcakes made with Soy milk…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:00 pm

  61. Look out! Here come’s Squeezy!

    Comment by Upon Further Review Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:01 pm

  62. - AA -, lol… Nice timing!

    “Over there… there are the Cupcakes for those who voted no. I ‘accidentally’ forgot to add sugar, worried about how the vote was going to go.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:03 pm

  63. Look Judy Baar is only eating the red ones.

    Comment by 3rd Generation Chicago Native Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:19 pm

  64. Pat Quinn “Yes, the table over there looks like the same day registration tables we have in mind, they are very comfortable for writing signatures at a fast speed.”

    Comment by Steve Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:30 pm

  65. That Governor over there said if I relocate my cupcake business to his State he would give me a tax break….. whats your offer to stay?

    Comment by FormerParatrooper Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 4:45 pm

  66. “Look, there’s Rauner’s budget plan. Ha! Made you look!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:00 pm

  67. “Yeah, that tall guy over there in the Carhartt jacket. He said to put everybody’s cupcakes on your tab, Governor.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:01 pm

  68. “Look, that woman over there with the red hair is dunking her cupcake in her coffee!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:02 pm

  69. “Look, my favorite heavy metal band, ‘Sheila Simon and Loose Gravel!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:05 pm

  70. “I’ve got this thing and it’s f*%kin’ red velvet.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:05 pm

  71. Is that Squeezy the Pension Python or Governor Quinn over there next to the cupcakes?

    Comment by Hit or Miss Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:14 pm

  72. pointing the way to the finacial cliff

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 5:19 pm

  73. There’s the SOB who wrote me up.

    Comment by Jimmy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 6:02 pm

  74. “Look, that guy in the leisure suit is Oswego Willy!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 6:21 pm

  75. “Why is Kanye West giving a lecture to that tray of cupcakes?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 6:22 pm

  76. “Who’s the guy with the white hair and orange coveralls, and why is he carrying a hair blower?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 6:24 pm

  77. “See my friend Emily with the Sponge Bob backpack? Mr. Rauner says she’s a union boss. What’s a union boss, Governor?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 7:18 pm

  78. SC wins.

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 7:27 pm

  79. Well done - SC -.

    I do love a nicely pressed leisure suit.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jun 11, 14 @ 8:37 pm

  80. Hey Mr. Governor, the unemployment line starts over there!

    Comment by RunBikeSwim Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 8:31 am

  81. Mr. Quinn… that is your state agency that tried killing my bill. Get the hell out.

    Comment by 4 percent Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 9:10 am

  82. “Okay, Governor, if you insist. I’ll take that office over there. When do I have to start this ‘campaign managing’ thing again? I have summer camp in a couple of weeks.”

    Comment by KGB Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 6:38 pm

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