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* From Congressman Aaron Schock’s Facebook page…
Campaign To End Obesity partnered with General Mills to promote healthy living. How funny is this!?!! #ihavearrived
* The accompanying photo…
posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:13 am
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@FakeAaronSchock - Where were “these” when Rauner was running Ads against me? #TooLittleTooLate #Fail
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:15 am
“I’ll show you a six pack that’s good for you”
Comment by A guy... Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:16 am
“hope the distribution on this is more than 1 box”
Comment by A guy... Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:16 am
“Michelle Obama is my bestie.”
Comment by Walker Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:17 am
He’s flexing
Comment by Waffle Fries Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:17 am
@FakeAaronSchock - in reality, that is my head photoshopped to a mere mortal’s body. #BodyBySchock #YouCantHandleTheAbs
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:17 am
After Congress I’m going to Disneyworld! For a lobbying gig!
Comment by lake county democrat Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:18 am
@FakeAaronSchock - this is the only one where a pectoral muscle didn’t twitch #FineTunedBody #MyMusclesHaveMuscles
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:19 am
Didn’t recognize him with his shirt on
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:23 am
I love flaky cereal!
Comment by Empty Suit Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:24 am
Wheaties: The Breakfast of Deputy Whips
Comment by Team Sleep Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:26 am
That’s so cool - I can’t believe Neil Patrick Harris on the Wheaties box !
Comment by siriusly Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:27 am
How I Met Your Mother for Breakfast
Comment by siriusly Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:28 am
Hey Jason Plummer! I hear there’s an opening on Fruit Loops!
Comment by Name Withheld Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:30 am
Traditional, mild flavor and very popular for its good looking exterior!
Comment by siriusly Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:31 am
Look at me working to end obesity by posing for another self promoting photo.
Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:32 am
#ihavearrived
Why Rich ? Why ?
Comment by Schock Girl Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:33 am
I’m on a cereal box and Eric Cantor is toast.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:34 am
Nutritional Facts: This product contains the following 3% RDV protein; 12% RDV B12; 344% RDV Awesome.
Comment by Midstate Indy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:37 am
This Campaign to End Obesity brought to you by: A skinny guy that’s never actually been fat. #SchockandAwesomeness2016
Comment by Midstate Indy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:39 am
@FakeAaronSchock - you can buy this…”over the Cantor” #MakingFunnyHealthy
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:42 am
Bruce Rauner’s smear campaign against congressman Arron shock backfires!
Comment by William j Kelly Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:44 am
” It was me or Congressman Jerrold Nadler for the Wheaties box. I want to thank General Mills for their difficult choice on healthy living. I’m sure it wasn’t easy.”
Comment by Steve Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:46 am
@FakeJasonPlummer-I wanna be on a cereal box too! I eat one every day and I’m sure the Trickses wouldn’t mind!
Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:47 am
Yeah - but these guys have him already beat.
Michael J. Madigan is on the boxes of Apple Jacks.
Dick Durbin is on the boxes of Fruit with Extra Fibre.
Rahm Emanuel is on the boxes of Fruity Pebbles.
Barack Obama is on the boxes of Eggos.
Bobby Schilling is on the boxes of Pizza and Grits.
Mark Kirk is on the boxes of Space Commander Chex.
Luis Gutierrez is on the boxes of Donkey Kong Krunch.
Toni Preckwinkle is on the boxes of Pension Pull with Fibre Stones.
Rich Miller is on the boxes of Johnny Walker Cream of Wheat.
Bruce Rauner is on the boxes of Marshmallow Budget Busters.
Pat Quinn is on the boxes of Soylent Green with Extra Soy.
John Cullerton is on the boxes of Mother’s Irish Oatmeal.
Sheila Simon is on the boxes of Grape Nuts.
Judy Barr Topinka is on the boxes of Coffee Time with Unfiltered Marlboros.
Keith Farnham is on the boxes of Stranger Danger Cheerios.
Anthony Wiener is on the boxes of Bear Naked Granola.
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:53 am
Has there ever been an Illinois politician that has been so full of himself?
Comment by Yipperdo Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:53 am
This Wheaties box or the the $50 minister degree I bought in California. What is more important?
Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:55 am
“Of course I belong on a Wheaties box! Politics is a blood sport after all.”
Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:55 am
“I’m sorry. The box with the shirtless photo is kept behind the customer service counter. You will have to show a photo ID with proof of age to purchase it.”
Comment by South of Sherman Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 10:58 am
Need I continue?
OH YEAH!
Jim Oberweis is on the boxes of Crazy Cow.
Mike Frerichs is on boxes of Flame-Out Comets.
Tom Cross is on the boxes of Honey Bunches of Golf.
Jesse Jackson Junior is on the boxes of Unlucky Charms.
Rod Blagojevich is on the boxes of F’n Golden Flakes.
George Ryan is on the boxes of Incarcerated Governors Crunch.
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:03 am
=Has there ever been an Illinois politician that has been so full of himself?=
See Rod how quickly you’re forgotten.
Comment by Darienite Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:08 am
- VanillaMan - on Fire!
@FakeAaronSchock - Wheaties was looking for a cartoon mascot, a first for them, to promote this project, then they called me. #Underdog #JimmyOlsen
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:09 am
Hmm… I doubt Schock eats that many carbs first thing in the morning…
Comment by Jake From Elwood Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:17 am
And now we know why he is double crossing Roskam for WHIP…maybe Mr Dreamey wanted that Whip job
Comment by CirularFiringSquad Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:18 am
And finally,
Oswego Willy is on the boxes of RINO Puffs.
wordslinger is on the boxes of Boo-Hoo Berry.
47th Ward is on the boxes of Urkel-Os
A Guy is on the boxes of Can’t Total.
Walker is on the boxes of Franken Voter.
Steve is on the boxes of Special K Victim Puffs.
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:20 am
I’m not overcompensating for ANYTHING. Seriously.
Comment by LizPhairTax Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:32 am
Wheaties sales plummets after placing a picture of a congressman on their boxes. Business analysts attribute the disastrous loss on the public’s animosity toward politicians.
Comment by Norseman Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:33 am
Eat your Wheaties and you can have as big a head as mine!
Comment by Precinct Captain Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:45 am
Very honored - VanillaMan -, but I thought I would be on the Milk Carton under the line, “Have you seen this Dope?”
Great stuff, you are in rare air today.
@FakeAaronSchock - the “schock” value has to be 10, but you get 2 tickets to the “Gun Show” with me on the front. #TheBeachIsThatWay
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:47 am
A good way to jump start the House of Representatives… feed them a box of champions in the morning.
Comment by In_The_Middle Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 11:50 am
Norseman, good one!
I almost lost my Golden Grahams on that one…
Comment by Jake From Elwood Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 1:28 pm
Schockingly close brush with substance (albeit wheat flakes) for first time in career.
Comment by Former Titan Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 1:30 pm
Interesting that he’s on a box of cereal.
I hear that in his district, his photo is also on milk carton.
Comment by Goooner Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 1:31 pm
Let my comment above be a lesson to us all to read ALL the comments before posting.
Comment by Goooner Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 1:32 pm
Next up, Lou Lang on boxes of Weedies
Comment by hot chocolate Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 1:34 pm
VMan, I see you’ve reserved Bananas Nuts Krunch for yourself.
Good call.
Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 1:38 pm
Wow, VMan, Thanks, maybe, not sure, Hmmm. I’m entertained though. Save Shredded Wheat for yourself this time! LOL
Comment by A guy... Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:19 pm
Urkel-Os? I’m wearing you down VMan. I’m wearing you down.
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:32 pm
Yeah - that’s you all over, 47th.
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:37 pm
Word strikes me more as a “start the day with yogurt” kinda guy. Just a gut feeling. It’s something that’s gotta go bad before it gets good.
Comment by A guy... Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:40 pm
I meant to ask, does “RINO Puffs” have marshmallows?
They have to have marshmallows. And a prize; a clipboard a pen in every box…
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:46 pm
Guy, your gut is about as right sa usual. I don’t think I’ve ever had a yogurt in my life, except by accident when I thought it was ice cream.
Coffee and smokes, bacon and eggs on Sundays.
Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:49 pm
See Word, you went bad before you got good. LOL. Try some bananas, they’ll put some brakes in the renal system after all those eggs.
Comment by A guy... Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 2:59 pm
Vanilla Man Waffles
Good stuff VMan.
Comment by Walker Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 3:15 pm
Flaherty Pop Tarts
A Guy In My Oatmeal
Miller’s Bold Grains
[I’ll quit while I’m behind.]
Comment by Walker Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 3:19 pm
@ Yipperdo:
Blago?
Comment by jerry 101 Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 3:47 pm
i put the con in congressman
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 6:29 pm
put down the fork and pickup a spoon
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 6:32 pm
the ultimate laxative
Comment by Kirk Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 7:26 pm
Would have been funnier if they had used the photo of him when they told him Dubya was coming to Peoria to campaign for him. I loved that deer-in-the-headlights look.
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Jun 12, 14 @ 8:33 pm