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* A subscriber was at Sen. Hastings’ golf outing and spotted a sponsorship sign and asked me “Are you working undercover?”…
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:15 am
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“Shhh. We have ‘Det.’ Rich Miller… Looking for the elusive Treasurer Nominee Tom Cross…in his natural habitat…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:19 am
Det. Miller: So Mr. Cross got…”angry at himself”… and threw Willy’s golf bag IN the pond…thinking it was his?
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:22 am
Another acronym for DET is Data Entry Terminal. Probably something you use pretty extensively in your line of work.
Comment by Stones Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:22 am
“As she walked across the room, Detective Miller frisked her with his eyes. He knew she had a Roscoe some place on her, maybe next to the real budget plan. But the curves under that little black dress really hid the paperwork.”
Comment by Enemy of the State Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:27 am
Det. Rich Miller, on the trail of the Illinois Spaghetti Monster at the 19th Hole.
“Time is a flat circle,” he says blankly, admiring a prodigious number of empty beer cans on the table. “Everything we’ve ever done, or will do, we’re gonna do over and over again.”
Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:29 am
Any relation to Barney?
Comment by phocion Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:31 am
“We didn’t exactly believe your story, Mr. Rauner; we believed your $53 million dollars you made last year…I mean, you made more than all of us the, to tell the truth, and enough more to make it all ‘right, exactly right,…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:37 am
“Capital Fax bloggist and state politics journalist Rich Miller has a clever way of getting around his objectivity in order to support candidates. Detective, indeed!”
Comment by Grandson of Man Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:40 am
” Cop Flashin Cash to Sponsor Golf Political Outing ? ” = “Statewide” Grand Jury Time ( Lisa may have to call in Roland to reinvent the …)
Comment by x ace Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:43 am
Det. miller, who specializes in sniffing out leaks in state government, was disappointed to learn the leaks came from plumbing in the mansion. The only clue is a mysterious man lurking the grounds wearing a Carhartt and wielding a sledge hammer. May need to bring in Lt. drubbin and Insp. clouseau.
Comment by Casual Observer Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:55 am
All though he had some success Rich never became as well known or beloved in law enforcement circles as his brother Barney
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:59 am
Also what is a golf clossic?
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 9:59 am
“…and they would have gotten away with that Dopey campaign strategy too, if it wasn’t for Det. Miller and his meddling Blog…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:00 am
Hastings campaign staff warn golfer that they detected Rich Miller walking around.
Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:02 am
Capitol Fax Voicemail: Sorry, Detective Miller cannot answer your call as he’s on the case of the missing cannoli. Please leave a message…”
Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:07 am
Columbo with a Beard
Comment by x ace Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:08 am
Bridgeport Speak: if he doesn’t stop writing stuff about me I don’t like I’m gonna get det Miller.
Comment by AFSCME Steward Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:16 am
Sam Spade had the Maltese Falcon, Rich Miller had the Rauner Choking Rubber Chicken.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:19 am
Check the Free Dictionary online for more meanings for the abbreviation DET–
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/DET
My favorite is detainee. I am sure that the pols at times have wanted to see Rich detained and then refrained from his work!
Comment by Nearly Normal Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:24 am
Remember the old CapFax logo where a cartoon Rich was peering under the Capitol Building he was holding up. All he was missing was a magnifying glass…
Comment by Jake From Elwood Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:30 am
“Just the Fax, ma’am…”
– MrJM
Comment by MrJM (@MisterJayEm) Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:35 am
on the case of country clubs and farm events (not looking for rauner)
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 10:59 am
The Capitol Fax business plan for avoiding legal liabilities under the new Eavesdropping Law.
Comment by Dirty Red Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 11:00 am
“Also what is a golf clossic?”
“Capital Fax”
I made the dumb Capital Fax error (speaking of spelling/grammar errors). In the spirit of Rich, I owe myself a scolding: Bite Me.
Comment by Grandson of Man Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 11:10 am
Det. Rich Miller’s latest case, “The Flying Prairie Chicken Caper”
Comment by AFSCME Steward Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 11:24 am
“Our sign erroneously identified Rich Miller as a detective in the town police farce. It should have said he is a defective in the town police force. We regret the error.”
Comment by Anon. Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 11:37 am
Just the Fax Ma’am.
Comment by John A Logan Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 12:01 pm
Rich Miller is secretly a DETroit Tigers fan?
Who Knew?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DET
Comment by Judgment Day Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 12:08 pm
Stop using contractions!
The sign was supposed to read “Detain Rich Miller.”
Comment by Upon Further Review Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 12:35 pm
“Signs. Don’t. Golf.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 1:19 pm
Det Rich Miller? Yeah, I would have no comment on any of our personnel at this time.
Comment by I B Strapped Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 3:03 pm
investigation of pay to play
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 4:22 pm
never to late for a new job, i want some of that illinois penson
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 4:40 pm
riot control 19th hole
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 5:08 pm
“Well, yes, Rich Miller is a ‘Detective’ on our Lake Springfield Police Force, but beyond that we have no comment.”
Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 6:23 pm
Mr. Hastings noted at the Event that, although he welcomes ANYone to support his Election bid that, nevertheless, he’s ALso truly just hoping that this particular Detective wasn’t the one rumored from the health department who snooped on poor, little 12 year-old Chloe in Downstate Troy, Illinois, innocently bakin’ her cupcakes, and the one resposible for putting her out of BUSiness for awhile when she was just trying to help people raise a few bucks for their charitable/fundraising causes…! If so, the Senator indicated he would have to decline Mr. Miller’s future sponsorship….
Comment by Just The Way It Is One Tuesday, Jun 17, 14 @ 7:09 pm