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* Rep. Ron Sandack physically illustrates a story to Rep. Fred Crespo during a recess at today’s Legislative Audit Commission hearing…

It was all in fun, of course. But the gloves did figuratively come off this morning.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:08 pm

Comments

  1. (Sandack): No really, my strikeout during the softball game was because the setting sun was in my eyes.

    Comment by unclesam Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:11 pm

  2. “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you Crispo, say ‘what’ one more time!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:12 pm

  3. (Sandack): I just did that Facebook thing where you take a quiz and it tells you what 90’s song defines you and guess what…I got “Mama Said Knock You Out.” So here it comes…

    Comment by unclesam Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:15 pm

  4. (Crespo): I bet I could just sit here, not move, and this Republican still couldn’t hit this target.

    Comment by unclesam Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:17 pm

  5. “Pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble here today. Somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won’t…I won’t…the Hell I won’t…”

    Comment by ShermanStateEmployee Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:33 pm

  6. Sandack: “In the hood, playa!”

    Crespo: “ur from Downers Grove. Sit down before you hurt yourself.”

    Comment by Nonplussed Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:35 pm

  7. Ron: You better wake up and listen to me, Fred! Mike Madigan showed me how to get your attention when you doze off on him.

    Comment by Coffee Cup Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:42 pm

  8. “You’d hit a guy wearing glasses?”

    Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 2:56 pm

  9. The first rule of the Legislative Audit Commission is that we don’t talk about the Legislative Audit Commission.

    Comment by ChrisB Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:03 pm

  10. Sandack: “I’ll show you grant transparency and accountability!”

    Comment by Waffle Fries Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:03 pm

  11. “Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder. I dare ya!”

    Comment by Stones Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:05 pm

  12. Crespo: I don’t like Quinn anymore than you do.
    Sandack: Oh yeah? I don’t like him thiiis much!

    Comment by Assess Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:07 pm

  13. (Sandack): Here’s my motion: First guy from my side to knock out the other side’s guy gets to set the date for reconvenng. I go first…

    Comment by Anonymouse Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:14 pm

  14. (Sandack): Here’s my motion: First guy from my side to knock out the other side’s guy gets to set the date for reconvenng. I go first…

    Comment by Anonymouse Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:14 pm

  15. Oops. Sory for the re-post. Hit me, Sandack.

    Comment by Anonymouse Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:16 pm

  16. Yeah yeah I saw how you beat Keith Matune and Dan Proft, so last spring.

    Comment by DuPage Bard Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:22 pm

  17. Crespo thinking: Only the 36th time you’ve told me that one, Ron…

    Comment by PolPal56 Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:26 pm

  18. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:30 pm

  19. “Put your hand there, and I’ll only hit your hand…right… There…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:34 pm

  20. Here, this will wake you up!

    Comment by Louis G Atsaves Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:35 pm

  21. Seriously, look at these 15″ guns. I’ll need a new jacket by Christmas at this rate.

    Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:39 pm

  22. After a few jabs to the middle, Sandack attacks with a hard, hard right.

    Comment by Mittuns Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 3:52 pm

  23. Straight to the moon Alice.

    Comment by Rob Roy Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:04 pm

  24. It’s like Sandack is doing a handpuppet of himself

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:08 pm

  25. Oh, I’m soo scared!

    Comment by walker Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:14 pm

  26. FRED: I didn’t like Quinn when I was a Republican either.

    RON: Why you party-switcher, I ought to punch you in the nose!

    Comment by Anon Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:22 pm

  27. Did you say “Niagara Falls”……Slowly I turned…..

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:23 pm

  28. FRED: Put your fist down before I hurt you with it.

    Comment by Toure's Latte Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:36 pm

  29. Let’s do a legislative role playing! I’ll play Sen. Sam Vadalabene and you play Sen. Mark Rhoads.

    Comment by Norseman Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 4:58 pm

  30. guess whats in my hand

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 5:10 pm

  31. “Please, Ron…hit me. Knock me out! You’re only talking to me because the camera is fixed on the spot at which you’re standing. Take me out of my misery.”

    Comment by DG_blohard Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 6:14 pm

  32. I heard you needed a knuckle sandwich.

    Comment by Mama Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 6:52 pm

  33. close your eyes i have a big surprise

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:45 pm

  34. tooth loose i will knock it out for you

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Jul 16, 14 @ 7:52 pm

  35. “What did you say about Quinnocchio?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 3:26 am

  36. “I didn’t go down, Ron.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 3:58 am

  37. Fred(o) deserves it

    Comment by Wumpus Thursday, Jul 17, 14 @ 10:23 am

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