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Let us all bring a spring upon her cable and dance the hempen jig in the comment section. Avast, bilge rats!
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:20 pm
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Rich Miller Squarepants!
Comment by Nickolodeon says Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:26 pm
Who lives in a pineappple under the sea? Capt.Fax SquarePants!
Speaking of ballot access, Doc’s Pancake Palace Newsletter aka The Springfield Journal Register is running a long reader survey through the website..they ask a question about web based news sites so all the blogoholics should go there and answer Capt Fax for the best news source.
Comment by Reddbyrd Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:45 pm
Q: Where do pirates like to eat?
A: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbyyyyyyyssss!
Comment by scoot Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:56 pm
Ahoy ye mateys! Shiver me timbers, a pint of ale on this festive occasion. Avast you scurvy dogs, else you’ll walk the plank!
Comment by Captain Jack Sparrow Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:00 pm
Are the Pirates still ahead of the Cubs in the NL Central…
Comment by John Ruberry Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:06 pm
“But I don’t want to be a pirate!”
Comment by Establishment Republican Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:11 pm
Pirate walks into a bar, a huge steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender asks “You realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate answers “Arrrr, ’tis drivin’ me nuts.”
Comment by Anon from BB Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:13 pm
Walk de plank, ye ol’ scoundrol of a Cap’n Blaggs! AARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!! ye taken all me money!
Comment by CAP'N CRUNCH Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:18 pm
Ahoy Swabbies, can we get o’er this election yet between th’ thieven bilge rat who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled and th’ red haired wench with th’ rolling pin? Got to get me a grog, landlubbers…..arrrrrrggggghhh!
Comment by Walking Wounded Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:29 pm
Arrrrrgh
I think the good Ship White Sox Ship has sailed
and Captain Ozzie should be walking the Plank
arrrrrrrrrrrrgh
:)
(And I’m a life long sox fan)
Comment by arrrgh Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:34 pm
Arrrrrrrrgh, time for the winch JBT to walk the plank with the rest of her skallywags.
Comment by Anon Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:22 pm
Arrr…. how could ye forget something wot’s as important as thot ye scurvy dog! I’ll keelhaul ye fer it!!
Comment by HoosierPegLegDaddy Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:35 pm
Cap’n Blago needs a taste of the Cat– the scurvy son of a buggered goat! He’ll swing from the yard when Admiral Fitz catches up to him!
Comment by PatchEyeTopinka Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:39 pm
I saw this pirate, he looked the part; peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch. I asked him how he came to be in such condition:
“Well, this leg, shark got a piece of me when I fell out of a jolly-boat coming back from shore leave. The hook replaces a hand I lost to a cannon ball in a battle off the Dry Tortugas.”
“And the eyepatch?”
“First day with the hook”.
YARR!!!
Comment by Capn' Crunch Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:39 pm
Ahoy matties and fair wenches! What kind of sox does a true pirate wear on his peg leg? Arrrrgyle!
Comment by Eagle I Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:50 pm
There was a sea chanty that we used to sign all the time 35+ years ago during summer Boy Scout Camp. It was a wild sing, so here it is:
Haul Away Joe -
When I was a little lad
And so my mother told me,
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe!
That if I did not kiss the gals
Me lips would all grow moldy.
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe!
Way, haul away, the good ship is a-bolding,
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe!
Way, haul away, the sheet is now a-flowing,
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe!
King Louis was the king of France
Before the revolution…
But then he got his head cut off
Which spoiled his constitution…
Oh, once I had a German gal
And she was fat and lazy…
And now I have a Brooklyn gal,
She damn near drives me crazy…
Way, haul away, I’ll sing to you of Nancy…
Way, haul away, she’s just my cut and fancy…
Way, haul away, we’ll haul for better weather…
Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe!
Comment by huh? Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 7:09 pm
I stole this from NPR’s Mixed Signals:
Have you heard about the next pirate movie?
It is rated Arrrr!
Comment by soccermom Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 7:38 pm
shiver me timbers, you illinois landlubbers,
you’re surrounded by nothin but prairie
but I sent you me red-headed wench to campaign
you’d agree that she looks somethin scary
yurr all watching yurr talkbox and these pirates are sayin things scurvy
i’ll wager me best bottle of rum that the blues turn the reds topsy turvy
Comment by anonymous Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 8:46 pm
“I’ve downloaded the new Slayer album’s torrent with BitLord — and I’m gonna upload the Countdown video to YouTube.”
Oh wait… you mean those other pirates.
Comment by So-Called "Austin Mayor" Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 9:22 pm
WWW.JamesHillforCongress.com
This is Serious..
Comment by George Petruck Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 10:19 pm
Arrrrrr, it’s Judy Barrrrrrrrr
Comment by RealClear Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 11:29 pm
Rich - in the spirit of the holiday - in case you didn’t see these.
http://palehosesix.blogspot.com/
Comment by Captain Hand Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 12:18 am
Blagojevich it’s Govern-Like-a-Pirate Day every day. Especially the plundering part.
Comment by Bemac Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 7:44 am
Arrrrr. All pirates have hero’s- and the only suitable hero for good pirates- is Capt. Morgan. Arrrrrrr- that is good stuff! Helps me forget all the pain that the evil stow-away Blago has inflicted on us. If he were on my ship (the Capt Morgan ship)- he would be forced to walk the plank! Arrrrrrrrr!
Comment by Roy Slade Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 8:10 am
Speaking of Hollywood my matees, me wonders if the Governor ever got a campaign contribution from Peter SAAARSGAAARD
Comment by Goodbye Napoleon Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 9:17 am
Ahoy I’m voting for Judy BARRRRRRR
Comment by Mike's Used Sports Section Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 9:18 am
Pass the bloody Capt Morgan, mate!
Comment by Disenchanted One Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 12:28 pm
Shiver me timberrrrrrs. That Tony Perrrrraica sure is an arrrrrrsehole.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 5:34 pm