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* The press release…

Don’t miss the Traveling World of Reptiles Show, Touch-a-Truck exhibit, interactive safety demonstrations and more at this year’s Children’s Safety Expo hosted by State Sen. Christine Radogno (R-Lemont) and State Representatives Jim Durkin (R- Western Springs) and Ron Sandack (R- Downers Grove) on Saturday, June 6 from 9:00a.m. to Noon at Lakeview Junior High School, 701 Plainfield Rd. in Downers Grove. […]

Admission is free. There will also be free giveaways at the event, and the first 300 children will receive a FREE lunch bag! Demonstrations at this year’s expo include: True Balance Karate class, the Traveling World of Reptiles Show and the Darien Police K-9 Unit. Also, the LIFESTAR Chicago medical helicopter will be there from 9:30am - 11:30am.

* The Question: Suggestions for next year’s event?

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 12:57 pm

Comments

I’m telling these guys http://www.nonhumanrightsproject.org/

Comment by Weltschmerz Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:04 pm
Schoolhouse Rock Live! Radogno watching “I’m just a bill” and yelling to the performers, “It is absolute nonsense that you throw a bill on the table, vote it up or down and then move on. That’s not how it’s done.”

Comment by AC Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:05 pm
Perhaps they could book this group:

https://youtu.be/_RBNpALibqo

Comment by Bill White Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:07 pm
“Traveling World of Reptiles”? Sounds about right…

Comment by Roadiepig Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:08 pm
one of those clear booths where you step in and try to catch the money as it blows around. see Colbert Report for fun examples that feature paper other than money.

Comment by Amalia Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:10 pm
“Traveling World of Reptiles”, sponsored by the Illinois Republican Party, a certified Endangered Species.

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:10 pm
Whatever they choose for next years event, Sandack needs to avoid bobcats, they are known predators to the owl.

Comment by AC Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:11 pm
Next year’s event: There’s no such thing as a free lunch

Comment by Precinct Captain Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:12 pm
I’m shocked. These GOP leaders should know that there is no such thing as a free lunch bag.

To the question:

Travelin’ World of Mushrooms Exhibit

Check-Cashing Demonstrations

Bad Opera performances by the cast of “Chronic Victims”

Special appearance by non-action figure SuperMinority

FREE Present votes (with a $400,000 contribution)

Comment by Wordslinger Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:13 pm
As the parent of two young boys, they need to have Captain Barnacles remind the kids on the process of appealing their parents’s property tax bills.

Comment by Team Sleep Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:14 pm
I’d pick http://www.turnaroundagenda.org/athleticsandsummerprogram-turnaroundbasketballleague and hope that confused Raunerites support this particular turnaround agenda.

Comment by AC Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:17 pm
How about a special stop on the “Fun With Knives” tour sponsored by GovPeace

Comment by Anonin' Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:17 pm
“How many things can you find wrong with this camper?”

Comment by Excesseively Rabid Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:17 pm
Kids – you don’t want to miss the “We still don’t have a balanced budget” Show, ‘Shove the state pension holder” out-of-state exhibit, interactive “Turn-around Illinois” demonstrations and more at this year’s Children’s and General Assembly Members’ Safety Expo. The first 30 children (or their elected representative) will receive a $10K campaign contribution!

Comment by anonymoose Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:20 pm
An Interactive Owl Molting Exhibit.

Narrated by Ron Sandack…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:27 pm
“How to Live on $1 a day”

Comment by HangingOn Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:28 pm
I can’t believe all the kids aren’t getting a free copy of the Chicago Tribune–maybe that for next year.

Comment by Earnest Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:28 pm
A “Color By Number” Interactive Game.

“You recieved $4 thousand, choose ‘Yellow’ to fill in your button”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:29 pm
“Experience the Liberty of Unemployment!”
“The Freedom of Bankruptcy”
“Rekindling Family Ties Through Divorce”
“Help Me Find My Votes!”
“There’s a Hoosier In Our Future!”
“How To Properly Abandon Your Property”
“Hobo Stew and Frugal Cuisine!”
“1001 Things To Do With A Dead Economy”
“Coal Mine Jobs For Kids!”
“Using Old Bills To Create Wallpaper Décor”
“How To Get More Hours At Your Wal-Mart Job”
“You Want Fries With That?”

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:31 pm
“How To Pay Off Your College Debt Before Retirement”

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:32 pm
Oswego Willy, Arizona Bob and Vanilla man.

Comment by The Colossus of Roads Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:34 pm
Zombies v. Vampires game?

Comment by walker Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:34 pm
===the first 300 children will receive a FREE lunch bag!===

Lunch sold separately.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:36 pm
“Packing Up” - sponsored by U-Haul
“How To Balance A State Budget By Closing Rest Areas” - sponsored by McCarter”
“Fun With Junk Bonds” - sponsored by Mayor Emanuel
“Selling Junk Computer Parts To Seniors” - sponsored by Governor Rauner

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:37 pm
Kids’ play area featuring Surplus State Aircraft and State Police Cruisers.

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:37 pm
“Let’s Run A Newspaper”

Choose from the following buzz words provided by the Governor to write your unbiased Editorals.

Winner? Gets the Twitter @StatehouseKid to play along the rest of the year, and use the buzz words to keep up with state government.

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:38 pm
“Slip and Sue Water Park”

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:40 pm
Squeezy the Pension Python Photo Booth.

Comment by Anonymiss Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:41 pm
Traveling World of Owls and Mushrooms Show?

Comment by Anon Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:42 pm
“Youth For Rauner”
Union abstinence program for children.

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:43 pm
“How To Build A Caucus”

The longer version of the game has the child look at maps, try to find common ground…

Those pressed for time get the “$20 million Magi-Pass” abd gets to the intimidating straight away…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:48 pm
“Governing By Cannoli”

Better the choices, more likely “taking the cannoli”…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:51 pm
===Also, the LIFESTAR Chicago medical helicopter will be there from 9:30am - 11:30am.===

(subject to appropriation)

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:52 pm
Don’t forget these exhibits!

Bounce(ing check) house
Tier 1 musical chairs (last one gets the bill)
(Humble) Pie eating contest…immediately following (Turnaround) Pledge of Allegiance.

Comment by Jocko Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:53 pm
“How to Win Wealthy Friends and Influence Desperate Gullible People”

Comment by HangingOn Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:53 pm
=== The Colossus of Roads - Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:34 pm:

Oswego Willy, Arizona Bob and Vanilla man.===

Jeesh, the cost of security for this alone would require legislative approval. lol

Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:54 pm
“Bobbing For Excuses”
“Hall of Imprisoned Governors”
“Paving With Good Intentions”
“Rauner’s Van of Horrors”
“Growing Medicinal Marijuana For Profit”
“Meet Your Dependent Neighbor”
“Shake Up Springfield Bouncy House”
“How To Collect Workman’s Comp”

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 1:58 pm
The “My Way or the Highway Super Slide”!

==There will also be free giveaways at the event.==

Since we plan to gut transportation for all public schools, how about the Free State Airplane for Your School Raffle!

Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:00 pm
IDOT Presentation; steering around potholes.
DCEO What to consider before choosing Indiana.
FUN WITH NUMBERS The last 12 budgets
TOLLWAY BILLING. Making the adjustment from $200 to .80 if you can just get someone to answer the phone.
ISRA Concealing workshop; Weapons and personal history.
Pension workshop. Must be 55 and have 3 valid State IDs
Secretary of State: How to get 3 Valid State IDs.

Comment by A guy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:01 pm
“How to get your brother a job, play-doh edition”
“Reclaim the Water, the Board game”
“Who Sent You, the Telephone edition”
“Match the Godfather Charaters to Your Government Official”
“Mayor Sandack or Owl Sandack”
“Have All Voted Who Wish, Counting Mushroom Game”
“Trust Me I’m the Lt. Governor Workmen’s Comp Safety Tent”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:06 pm
“Illinois Museum of Orange Gubernatorial Jump Suits”
“Touch A Trucker”
“Traveling World of Republicans Show”
“Tag Your Job and Watch It Move To Calcutta!”

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:06 pm
“Raunerites in Their Natural 9-Home Habitats”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:10 pm
In other news, Speaker Michael Madigan announced that the Illinois House of Representatives would convene as a “Committee of the Whole” to discuss a very important, but undisclosed issue. Madigan said the House would meet on a rare Saturday session, June 6th, at 9:00a.m.

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:11 pm
Political trading cards with pictures and stats with the new Rauner republicans running for office.

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:11 pm
“General Assembly’s House of Mimes”
“Right To Work Hall of Lies”
“Respiration Without Compensation”
“Rauner’s Autistic Kids Lusitania Cruise”

Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:19 pm
Uncle Mike’s Apple Bob.
How to safely maintain a push mower - Pat Quinn, speaker.
Free pencils(Kids a pencil used to be used to write with….before touch pads).
Have your picture taken wearing a Carhartt coat (just like the Governor).

Comment by Bogey Golfer Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:23 pm
Life on the Inside Interactive Exhibit featuring kid-size orange jumpsuits, press-on tats, and samples of tasty prison chow. Sponsored by the Tribune.

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 2:30 pm
Come to Springfield and see the longest lasting legislative special session now approaching 14 months.

See republican legislators collecting $400,000 for not passing Go.
See Democtrats in perpetual bow to Lord Madigan.

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 3:04 pm
Kissing booth and slave auction

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 3:14 pm
==“Rauner’s Autistic Kids Lusitania Cruise”==

VanillaMan wins!

Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 3:24 pm
Bruce Blunt presents Binna the chameleon who will teach politicians to make themselves invisible.

Comment by Amalia Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 3:36 pm
Wensica beat me to it: “VanillaMan wins!

Comment by downstate commissioner Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 4:03 pm
“Rauner’s fruitless tour of Illinois”
… Tour led by Michael J. Madigan…

Comment by downstate commissioner Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 4:05 pm
10:15 a.m., “The Majority Leans to the Right,” an historic re-enactment of the Eastland Disaster.

Did we mention admission was free?

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 4:56 pm
What retention pond in Downers Grove has been renamed as a lake?

Comment by Under Further Review Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 5:02 pm
“Arizona Bob’s World View” sponsored by the Flat Earth Society.

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 5:22 pm
Politician dunk tank

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 5:54 pm
Demonstration - How to cash a check.

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 6:18 pm
“Bruce’s Amazing Technicolor Carhartt.”

Comment by Anon Wednesday, May 27, 15 @ 11:48 pm