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Gov. Bruce Rauner keynoting lunch at Edgar Fellows at the U of I. pic.twitter.com/U4rNC3fNJR

— Mark Denzler (@IllinoisMfgAssc) August 3, 2015

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:18 pm

Comments

  1. Maybe I should have listened to the guy to my left?

    Comment by Southern Illinois Hoopdee Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:21 pm

  2. “Usually it’s ‘we’ giving speaking fees, but Mr. Rauner’s generous… gift … Well, let’s give a warm welcome to the Governor…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:21 pm

  3. “I feel Governor Rauner is a pretty speshul leader, and I can see him leading this state, and eventually being in Wershington DC helping our country someday…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:23 pm

  4. Now students, what you’ll learn from the next speaker is how NOT to govern.

    Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:23 pm

  5. I’d like to introduce the Governor I wanted to be but lacked the fortitude.

    Comment by Nick Danger Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:24 pm

  6. Norseman has already nailed it.??

    Comment by Hawkeye in Illinois Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:26 pm

  7. “Although your MAP money will probably be lost for the year, please give Governor Rauner a nice welcome…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:26 pm

  8. What can I say to these folks? They know more about governin’ than I do…

    Comment by Archiesmom Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:27 pm

  9. Without further ado, the guy taking away your MAP grants.
    Party on ILLINI!

    Comment by lil' enchililada Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  10. “And now, let me introduce the man who is personally ruining all the hard work I did for 8 years as Governor, Bruce Rauner…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  11. “Our next speaker will teach us how to lose weight by spinning in place.”

    Comment by walker Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  12. Edgar: ‘We welcome….’
    BR thought balloon: Own them too.

    Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:29 pm

  13. “Please be kind, and speak slowly to our next guest.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:29 pm

  14. Rauner thinking: “He’s STILL got better hair than I do.”

    Comment by Former Titan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  15. Another victim of the state budget impasse - flag stands!

    Comment by okgo Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  16. “Governor Rauner will now explain what he is doing, because for the life of me, I haven’t a clue.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  17. Okay — 32% of you kids need to go now…

    Comment by ash Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  18. I swear to God, he told me he was an Edgar Republican!

    Comment by Archiesmom Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  19. “Usually we have our speakers take questions, but today we’re going to do something different. There won’t be any questions, but I’ll read from a prepared statement; ‘Speaker Madigan and the legislators he controls’…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:31 pm

  20. It’s Casual Tuesday and we’re havin’ Cheeseburgers for lunch. Sponsored by the Illinois Harness Racing Assn.

    Sorry, no beer.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:31 pm

  21. “…and now, the man who thinks he has earned what he buys…Governor Rauner.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:31 pm

  22. “Class, you won’t need to take notes.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  23. “I hope a lot of you are hungry, because Mr. Rauner here is going to feed you a whole lot of bull.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  24. “Lunch today will be bread and water. Unless you bought a VIP ticket. Then you can come enjoy some $100,000.00 wine with me in the VIP area.”

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:33 pm

  25. “Our next guest took a very short bus to our school.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:34 pm

  26. You don’t have to come on “Visitors Day” to see these 2 Governors together.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  27. “Our next guest will be winging it, then paying off his victims in court with his spare change.”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  28. Rauner: Edgar Fellows? I was told his name was Jim!?!

    Comment by Mittuns Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  29. No caption, but does every picture with the Governor look like the forced perspective shots from Lord of the Rings? I can’t help but imagine the podium as a white horse.

    Comment by Nickname#2 Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:36 pm

  30. Rauner: A nice red would go well with this crow.

    Comment by Mittuns Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:36 pm

  31. Rauner: Professor Edgar? I’m on the wait list for your Poli Sci 111 and was wondering if I could get in?

    Comment by Mittuns Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:38 pm

  32. I’m retired so I can dress in plain clothes. This guy should have shown you and his office more respect and worn a tie and a real shirt.

    Comment by West Side the Best Side Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:38 pm

  33. “Here to speak on how to create a world class work force on 2/3 of the budget….what? Bruce you promised you would tell everyone your plan after the election! Yes Bruce, the election is over, you won.”

    Comment by burbanite Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:38 pm

  34. Edgar: Class, Gov. Rauner will explain why he is now prepared to sign appropriations language that he vetoed in June.

    Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:39 pm

  35. Gov. Rauner uses his Jim Edgar ventriloquist dummy to explain his turnaround agenda.

    Comment by Old Shepherd Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:39 pm

  36. “Listen to this guy. He’ll teach you how to sell snake oil better than the rest.”

    Comment by Jorge Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:40 pm

  37. Jim: I told him ‘Illinois politics is very political.’

    And you know what he told me?

    He said, “Well, that was in the past. Now we’re goin’ to run it like a bidness.”

    Comment by Austin Blvd Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:41 pm

  38. The gap between us represents 16 years of no one providing a check or balance to spending into oblivion.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:42 pm

  39. Willy, Norseman and Vanilla - great posts. No time right now to add anything.

    Comment by illini Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:42 pm

  40. “Kids these days. Who knew you could make a beer bong out of a flag stand?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:44 pm

  41. From right to left: J. Edgar, Goober.

    Comment by Shark Sandwich Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:47 pm

  42. After Gov. Rauner reads his talking points from a piece of paper we will have a Q and A session. However, instead of you asking him questions he would like to ask you questions on just how the heck Illinois state government works because he is stumped. Also, Gov. Rauner has asked to sign up for my spring graduate seminar on “Strategies for Dealing With Speaker Madigan.”

    Comment by Hawkeye in Illinois Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 2:59 pm

  43. Edgar: “I guess my pension ramp wasn’t such a good idea”. Rauner: “No problem, we can just blame it on Madigan and the Union”.

    Comment by Waldi Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:00 pm

  44. “Please remember our guest is grammar challenged; do not attempt corrections.”

    Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:02 pm

  45. “The title of the governor’s lecture is ‘Standing Firm Under Pressure’….. no, really, that’s what it says…..”

    Comment by Wordslinger Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:02 pm

  46. Edgar: Class, today we will hear a first hand account of the importance of money in politics. Or how to buy a Governor’s Office for only $30 a vote.

    Comment by Suburbanon Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:05 pm

  47. “And now a man who took a less traditional way to becoming governor; he bought a political party and everything in it, while telling voters nothing. Please welcome…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:07 pm

  48. “We invited Lt. Governor Sanguinetti for today’s speaker, but, with no budget, our liability insurance lapsed. So… we’ll welcome the governor, and just make do…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:08 pm

  49. “When I invited the governor to speak today, 5 long months ago, Mr. Rauner said ‘Budget or no budget, I’ll be there.’ The governor kept his promise, we have no budget, and here he is… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:11 pm

  50. “Some of you do NOT look like my students, but the governor wanted y’all here, even the ones with the ‘I love Bruce’ signs, and the ‘Fire Madigan’ t-shirts… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:13 pm

  51. “The governor says, if you skip dessert, you still have to pay the full price for lunch. That goes for anyone leaving before his speech, too.”

    Comment by Anon. Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:17 pm

  52. “Now, it is with great pleasure I introduce the person responsible for making U of I the #1 party school in the nation…”

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:18 pm

  53. a good caption contest would be : how would you describe Gov Rauner’s profile? Yikes

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:32 pm

  54. Mr. Edgar: Anyone else here in Edgar Fellow group notice the U.S. flag next to the white flag of surrender? We’ve gone from “Land of Lincoln” to “Illinois - we’ve just plain given up hope.”

    Comment by anonymoose Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:37 pm

  55. “Now kids, remember Sesame Street and answer the question: Which one doesn’t belong?”

    Comment by Tommydanger Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:49 pm

  56. Anon 3:32 & Tommydanger, he does look like Bert!

    Comment by burbanite Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:52 pm

  57. Former Governor Jim Edgar speaks to those gathered for the presentation of the white flag to Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner. “Sometimes you need to know when to fold ‘em Bruce, and waving this white flag on the House floor will let everyone know that you’ve given up on the doomed-from-the-start ‘Turn Around Agenda’”

    Comment by Deep South Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:53 pm

  58. “Apparently someone in Springfield forgot to turn off the Rube Goldberg machine …

    We interrupt this speech to announce a addendum to the Governor’s not yet spoken thoughts … “

    Comment by Ipso Facto Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 3:56 pm

  59. Back twenty years ago, when Pate, Mike and I came up with that pension ramp idear, we wondered who the poor sap would be who’d have to pay the tab for our easy ride. Today, it’s my pleasure to introduce that man. Please welcome Governor Bruce Rauner…

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:13 pm

  60. 47th Ward nailed it….

    Comment by Arizona Bob Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:20 pm

  61. Ties?…We don’t need no stinkin’ ties!

    Comment by LTSW Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:27 pm

  62. Welcome the new chief

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:40 pm

  63. Close to normal here’s are new governor

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:46 pm

  64. This ain’t the odd fellows

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:50 pm

  65. Ramping up the turnaround

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 4:54 pm

  66. And now the doctor will cure Illinois

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 5:04 pm

  67. Willy - I can’t top your comments at the 3.07 mark - and yes, where is “slip and sue” in this whole mess?

    Comment by illini Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 5:18 pm

  68. Please give a warm welcome to our guest, county agent Mr. Hank Kimball.

    Comment by 13thone Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 5:19 pm

  69. And now, without further ado,I would like to introduce the man who is fixin to fix the state. He’ll do this by starving babies and removing any shred of dignity that the poor and oppressed have. May I introduce Mr. 1%, Mr. I got mine by taking yours, our very own BVR.

    Comment by Flynn's mom Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 6:06 pm

  70. “According to my new contract, I’m suppose to say ‘Here is the best governor ever elected in Illinois, Bruce Rauner”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:34 pm

  71. “Governor Rauner will be auditing this fellowship, so help him along so he can catch up with the rest of you…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:36 pm

  72. “Speaker Madigan and the legislators he controls sent him an unbalanced budget by $4 billion dollars, but you guys get to hear him from him for free… Bruce Rauner…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:38 pm

  73. “Ok, settle down. I have in my right hand, today’s Top Ten List.

    From the home office in Charleston Illinois…

    Top Ten Rauner Blame Excuses.

    The Governor has been in office since January but rarely takes and onus on the job, and these are his Top Ten excuses, so here we go…. Nummmmber 10…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:44 pm

  74. “You all have been given a vitamin of sorts for you to take with today’s lunch, compliments of the Governor, and afterwards you, like me, will find yourself agreeing with him on all sorts of things…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:46 pm

  75. “Governor Rauner and I would like to welcome all the members of the Illinois National Guard community that decided to join us here this afternoon…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:48 pm

  76. “I see you ‘ck’, but please don’t say that my Edgar Fellows just passed the Rauner Turnaround Resolution. Please. Thanks…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:50 pm

  77. If the Governor’s Staffers would stop tweeting for about 10 minutes, we’d all like to hear your boss speak… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:51 pm

  78. “SAY THAT TO MY FACE, GOLDBERG!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:51 pm

  79. “Don’t let Evelyn go off the carpeted area… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:54 pm

  80. Let’s get Edgar’s role and history straight. As Governor he abolishes an elected U of I Board of Trustees, and instead, appoints them himself.
    After leaving the Governor’s office with a $152,000 state retirement payout, Edgar receives an additional $180,000 a year from the University of Illinois, mostly for presenting 20 seminars a year to students about Illinois Politics. Specifically, how he was able to get appointed by Gov. Thompson, Illinois Secretary of State.
    His educational qualifications include a BS in History from Eastern Illinois University and an insurance license.
    The University of Illinois was recently ranked the # 1 Party School in America, and Edgar doesn’t even drink.

    Comment by Louis Howe Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:55 pm

  81. “Rep. Sandack, it’s a ‘paysure’ to have you here, but if k hear you hoot one more time, you won’t get a box lunch… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:55 pm

  82. “I know, I know, ‘I-N-I’, but I went to Eastern, k?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:57 pm

  83. “And now a man, when I see him, who reminds me why I’m so happy I’m not governor with these messes, Gov. Rauner.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 7:58 pm

  84. “I want to acknowledge my good friend Bob Kustra. Welcome Bob. Please, Bob, don’t confuse Evelyn too much with tricky governing questions during lunch… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 8:01 pm

  85. “When I was governor, I’d just get a budget passed. Governor Rauner has been an innovator, getting judges to craft state spending for him… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 8:10 pm

  86. FWIW, besides being the nation’s new No.1 party university, U of I is ranked by the Times Higher Education survey as the 29th best university on the planet, ahead of every Big Ten school but Michigan and Northwestern, and ahead of Ivys such as Brown and Dartmouth.

    U of C is 11, Northwestern is 21.

    Such a death spiral we’re in.

    Comment by Wordslinger Tuesday, Aug 4, 15 @ 10:49 pm

  87. Rauner thinking….Jim has the second best pension in the State of Illinois…I want to be like him and be liked some day

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Aug 5, 15 @ 8:35 am

  88. Here’s someone that’s not chicken in Springfield

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Aug 5, 15 @ 8:43 am

  89. “Hmm… Rauner Fellows has a nice ring to it… But I think I like ‘The Fellowship of Bruce better’ yeah, that’s it, for sure…”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Aug 5, 15 @ 8:51 am

  90. Oops… Misplaced a quotation mark - should have been after Bruce

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Aug 5, 15 @ 8:52 am

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