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* Rep. Greg Harris visited one of Exelon’s nuclear power plants today and posted a photo to Facebook. But then somebody posted a slightly more creative version…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:18 pm

Comments

  1. “Over there? That’s where we keep the ‘Fizzy Lifting Drink’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:20 pm

  2. “Don’t forget you’re here forever.”

    Comment by The Drummer Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:20 pm

  3. Mr. Burns…eh, Governor Rauner’s office is over there.

    Comment by Stones Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:23 pm

  4. And that is where we keep Blinky.

    Comment by Bluefish Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:26 pm

  5. Look, it glows in the dark!

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:26 pm

  6. Okay Let’s look at the House seating chart and count possible votes

    Comment by walker Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm

  7. “It’s pronounced ‘Nu-cu-lear’”

    Comment by Boone's is Back Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm

  8. Up there is our tote board for subsidies. It updates regularly.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm

  9. Nice haircut

    Comment by walker Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm

  10. Those windmills up there are killin’ boids.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  11. “Excellent.”

    Comment by Wordslinger Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  12. Which guy without hair is Homer Simpson?

    Comment by A Jack Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  13. “And this is where we print the money”

    Comment by Chicago Cynic Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  14. That rare smelly plant in the Botanical Garden would have bloomed if we used that big hitter up there.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:31 pm

  15. Our technicians get continuing education up there near the reactor. That’s when they turn yellow.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  16. “And this is where we cook the bacon.”

    Comment by bluecollargal Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  17. “And over there is where we keep the donuts.”

    Comment by A Jack Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  18. DOH!!!!

    Comment by Honeybear Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:33 pm

  19. The Governor is planning on cloning state workers in case of a strike. Here we see the Homer Simpson clone being trained to run a nuclear reactor as a test of the plans effectiveness.

    Comment by A Jack Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:37 pm

  20. That’s where we keep Chris Crane’s treasure bath.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrmxa_NOou0

    Comment by Chicago Cynic Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:43 pm

  21. “Nu-cu-lar, its pronounced nu-cu-lar”

    Comment by Red Ranger Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:43 pm

  22. “Spider pig loose at local nuclear plant”

    Comment by Ubecha Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:46 pm

  23. “Homer’s donuts are over there.”

    Comment by Nick Name Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:47 pm

  24. The restrooms are just down this way…

    Comment by Beaner Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:52 pm

  25. I hope he did not lose all his hair from nuclear radiation. Sort of looks like Mr. Clean.

    Comment by Rollo Tamasi Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:56 pm

  26. What’s the worst that could happen.

    Comment by Cabildero Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:59 pm

  27. Doh!

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:03 pm

  28. Doh!

    Comment by anon Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:04 pm

  29. “Excellent”

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:07 pm

  30. I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.

    Comment by Rayne of Terror Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:11 pm

  31. “And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality, at least in this country.”

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:12 pm

  32. “That’s not a crack, per se, we call it ’settling’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:21 pm

  33. “I have had to work hard everyday of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut!”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:21 pm

  34. That’s Homer Simpson, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:21 pm

  35. Now let’s cut the power to shelbyville

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:22 pm

  36. Doctor evil and minny me

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:25 pm

  37. “The Raunerbot charging station is upstairs, 4th door on the left, passcode “C-A-R-H-A-R-T-T-niner-zero’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:25 pm

  38. Duff man new job

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:27 pm

  39. This is the spot where Homer sunk my battleship.

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:27 pm

  40. “Up there? That’s the ‘Mushroom Incubator’. The Speaker comes her personally every two years to see which Mushroom is ready… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:48 pm

  41. “That reactor? That one is designated to light up all the governor’s homes… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:08 pm

  42. “Like I told the insurance person, the state investigator, and the judge … Evelyn started down those stairs… then… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:09 pm

  43. “He sits up there. Then Kaergard gets his radiation… Bam. The Budget Beard.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:10 pm

  44. “You WENT in there?!?!? … oh.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:16 pm

  45. Yeah Greg, Moe’s is right up the street.

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:33 pm

  46. “That one? That one only comes on during a core meltdown… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:46 pm

  47. And this whole place runs on that floppy disk

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:54 pm

  48. “… the lunch room… and next door, that’s where we keep the enriched uranium… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:57 pm

  49. Marge is up there re-setting the fuel rods. Apu is out back servicing the cooling water pumps.

    Comment by Cook County Commoner Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:10 pm

  50. Sandack hopes Harris doesn’t catch him moonlighting at the nuclear plant.

    Comment by phocion Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:13 pm

  51. That’s where the governor turns you radioactive

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:14 pm

  52. That’s Homer Simpson, sir, one of your spoon and fork operators from Sector 7-G.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:20 pm

  53. Majority party enjoys power grid

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:30 pm

  54. L to R: Rep. Greg Harris, Frank “Grimey” Grimes

    Comment by Squround Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:32 pm

  55. Stavros Blofeld meets Homer Simpson.

    Comment by Anon Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:36 pm

  56. Electricity is a byproduct the real prize is the plutonium in the spent fuel rods

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:38 pm

  57. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

    Comment by Down with Kang Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 9:57 pm

  58. Okay so we become the first state with The Bomb. do we take over Missouri first or Wisconsin ?

    Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 10:40 pm

  59. See that crack there it goes all the way to the reactor

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 2, 15 @ 5:25 am

  60. Yep there’s are rates and there’s the rates of our competitor

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 2, 15 @ 5:29 am

  61. Carl and Lenny deflect blame

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 2, 15 @ 8:06 am

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