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With our friends @ICSC this morning hearing from Governor Bruce Rauner. pic.twitter.com/tSpR8SuBG9

— Rob Karr (@rob_karr) September 18, 2015

Keep it clean.

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:25 pm

Comments

  1. Church of the Almighty Dollar, Pastor Warbucks presiding.

    Comment by Reality Check Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:27 pm

  2. 2,000 years ago, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “Give me five beers, please”

    Comment by RetiredMailman Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:28 pm

  3. I’ve got three items on my Turnaround agenda.

    Comment by Tommydanger Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:28 pm

  4. The Catholics have two Popes right now, I’ll wait to hear what Pope Benedict has to say…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:28 pm

  5. I’m only going to fund two social services, and one won’t be Catholic Charities, so pick two others

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:29 pm

  6. “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. Not mine, of course.”

    Comment by Anon. Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:29 pm

  7. RetiredMailman, that was great!

    Comment by Curious Georgina Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:30 pm

  8. “I told Nimoy that this would be a lot easier.”

    Comment by Tommydanger Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:30 pm

  9. Rauner’s response when asked how many times his wife has talked to him in the past month.

    Comment by HangingOn Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:31 pm

  10. Little bunny Foo Foo
    Went hopping through the Statehouse
    Scooping up the Speaker
    And bopping him on the head.

    Comment by Curious Georgina Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm

  11. Although Rauner pretends to be a Republican, he displayed the “Raunerite” way to signal two, giving away his true allegiance.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm

  12. Governor Rauner [pictured] moments after he said “step 1, cut a hole in the box.”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm

  13. When the little guy offers me this same gesture back, we’ll start getting somewhere.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:32 pm

  14. “I know that some are calling me the worst Governor in Illinois history, but that’s not true. There were two worse than me.”

    Comment by s2qs Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:33 pm

  15. This is how many comments OW will have up out of the first three. lol

    Comment by A guy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm

  16. Governor Rauner has felt for quite some time that using two fingers to test which way the “wind blows” before speaking has served him well for these past 2-3 months

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm

  17. I’m like Ringo. Don’t do autographs, just say “Peace.”

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm

  18. Whoops, sorry about the anonymous posting, not intentional.

    Comment by The Captain Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:34 pm

  19. The number of chambers that need to become part of this process as well.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm

  20. Daily Public Schedule: Monday, September 21, 2015

    Governor Bruce Rauner has no public events scheduled for Monday, September 21, 2015.
    ###

    Comment by Miffed Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm

  21. “Governor, what envelope are you on… if those left to you by Governor Quinn?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm

  22. I don’t give two hoots about Madigan.

    Comment by pool boy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:35 pm

  23. Governor Rauner, how many Caucuses do you own, outright?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:36 pm

  24. The number of vacation weeks Rich Miller still has remaining until the next fiscal year.

    Comment by A guy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:36 pm

  25. You have 2 seconds to ask questions, & my answers are blame Madigan.

    Comment by Mama Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:37 pm

  26. I am warning you, with peace and love, turnaround or no services.

    Comment by 35/Shields Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:37 pm

  27. Rauner : “I have a dream someday , Illinois government will have a workforce with only 2 family members on the payroll.”

    Comment by Steve Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:37 pm

  28. “Governor, we’re heading to Portillo’s, how many Strawberry shakes you want for the ride back?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:38 pm

  29. “Two Things Corrupt: Mike Madigan (and the legislators he controls), and…and…well, I guess that’s basically two right there.”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:38 pm

  30. “How many Republican GA Members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, the other to call me and ask if it’s ok to turn it.”

    Comment by HangingOn Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:39 pm

  31. “I pick up the phone when two people call; Mr. Uhiline and Mr. Griffin, and yes, I call them both ‘Mister’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:39 pm

  32. I’m here to make a pitch on why you should ignore the second commandment! Clearly I’m the exception to this rule!

    Comment by Person 8 Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:40 pm

  33. “Governor, how many years of your term are you willing to spend avoiding an FY16 budget?”

    Comment by crazybleedingheart Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:42 pm

  34. “Friends…I give ‘em two months before they come around. By then we’ll have this state right where we wan’ ‘em.”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:42 pm

  35. “Two Union members walk into a church… K?…. Two… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:43 pm

  36. “I’ve got two things to say. 1) because Madigan 2) Rich Miller should ask permission before going on vacation. My staff was killin me last week without his updates and the opportunity to vent on the blog. I told Arizona Bob, I swear to God if you come into my office one more time!”

    Comment by Honeybear Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:43 pm

  37. My administration will be this old in January.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:43 pm

  38. Now, I simply put this up to my mouth and wag my tongue through them for full effect.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:44 pm

  39. “I only care about two things; ready? Two… Destroying unions, lowering workers wages. The rest everyone else can worry about.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:45 pm

  40. “Me? I’d like to see only two branches of government; my branch and the judges I can control branch. K? Two branches…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:46 pm

  41. “I have a trash can van, and a Harley. I’m just like everyone.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:48 pm

  42. The number of minutes of thought I have put into solving the State budget problem.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:48 pm

  43. “I called Arne Duncan and the Payton Prep bookstore.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:49 pm

  44. I don’t give two hoots about the people of Illinois.But I love my nine houses!

    Comment by Flynn's mom Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:50 pm

  45. Governor, your pick:
    1. Take responsibility for leading this Great State.
    2. Fumble around, aimlessly, allowing the People to suffer and the Courts to decide in your stead.
    3. Meet with leaders, tirelessly work together, find a way forward.

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:50 pm

  46. “People suffering? Two words; Don’t. Care.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:51 pm

  47. How many are in the Holy Trinity, Governor?

    Comment by Aldyth Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:52 pm

  48. “Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”

    “The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’

    The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”

    Mark 12:28-31

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:52 pm

  49. I have two words for the under served and marginalized in Illinois….HA HA!

    Comment by Flynn's mom Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:54 pm

  50. I come in peace because I have also come to senses!

    Comment by WETHEPEOPLE Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:54 pm

  51. “I now do read the newspaper, specifically two outstanding journalists; John Kass, Kristen McQueary. They’re all I need.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:54 pm

  52. Governor Rauner blows the infamous “read between the lines” gesture.

    Comment by Century Club Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:55 pm

  53. So, Governor, how many branches of government should we get rid of?

    Comment by Century Club Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:55 pm

  54. Governor, what’s your favorite 3 Stooges move?

    Comment by Rachell Maddow's Cat Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:56 pm

  55. Governor Rauner pays tribute to Marcus Alonzo Hanna , in anticipation of his 178th birthday with his most memorable quote:
    “There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money and I can’t remember what the second one is”.

    Comment by Das Man Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:56 pm

  56. The Governor’s response to the question of whether he will: 1) Shake It, or, 2) Bake It.

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:01 pm

  57. Governor, how many times have you worn a shirt that isn’t plaid to a downstate event?

    Comment by style Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:02 pm

  58. I didn’t make any verbal promises, but Rep. Dunkin knows V stands for a lucrative career in venture capital.

    Comment by Quizzical Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:03 pm

  59. Executive and Judicial are the only two branches of government we need

    Comment by AC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:03 pm

  60. “Don’t make me ‘Turnaround’ the hand!”

    Comment by Anon221 Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:06 pm

  61. I’ll let Jack Nicholson give a verbal caption:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakU20APPdw

    Comment by Norseman Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:06 pm

  62. Make leveraged buyouts, not war.

    Comment by Mittuns Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:07 pm

  63. “Madigan has already denied me twice, he’ll deny me one more time before a corrupt judge seals my fate.” said Governor Rauner with great humility.

    Comment by AC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:08 pm

  64. “I need two volunteers, two, to show what I mean when I say you don’t want a $&@#% problem… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:09 pm

  65. Guess how many apples I ate today?

    Comment by Century Club Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:09 pm

  66. == - Century Club - Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 1:55 pm:

    Governor Rauner blows the infamous “read between the lines” gesture. ==

    Blows? You mean nails.

    Comment by crazybleedingheart Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:10 pm

  67. “My heroes? Donna Arduin and Scott Walker. That’s the list.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:10 pm

  68. Well done, Norseman. :-)

    Comment by thunderspirit Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm

  69. Pictured: Governor Rauner flashes the peace sign to onlooking state employees.

    Not Pictured: Governor Rauner’s crossed fingers behind his back.

    Comment by Mittuns Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm

  70. I hope Madigan produces a balanced budget with the unspent $2 remaining in GRF for FY16.

    Comment by AC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm

  71. You see, I have two outfits.

    The red checked cowboy shirt is for slumming with the proles, while events like this warrant my Brooks Brothers blazer. I learned how this game works at Dartmouth, and it’s never let me down.

    Comment by Sam Weinberg Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:11 pm

  72. “I like two unions, disbanded ones, and eliminated ones.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:12 pm

  73. I bought two political parties last year, ILGOP and a smaller one called BIGFLOP.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:12 pm

  74. “Hey… Hey! Don Sandack, Don… That’s ‘two’, one more and I take you out… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:14 pm

  75. I give Jeb two more months to put this primary race to bed, otherwise…

    Comment by Mittuns Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:15 pm

  76. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear… Fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise… And ruthless efficiency… And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.,,

    Comment by Triple fat Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:15 pm

  77. Way too many good captions on this site so far - I will not even attempt to add any “snark” or appropriate and timely comments.

    Comment by illini Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:16 pm

  78. “That’s V for…winnnninng!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:18 pm

  79. “I need two volunteers to be sawn in half. Do we have any reporters here?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:19 pm

  80. For two easy payments of $10 million you, too, can purchase the Illinois Republican Party.

    Comment by Mittuns Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:20 pm

  81. “How many genuine friends does Donald Trump have, Governor?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:22 pm

  82. “For my first shadow puppet, I’ll do a bunny eating an apple.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:23 pm

  83. There’s a 2% chance that Madigan will adopt the turnaround agenda, but if he does I’ll let him pass the tax increase he always wanted, just in time for the next election.

    Comment by AC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:24 pm

  84. “First finger, my way. Middle finger, the highway.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:24 pm

  85. “Eye gouge for the next questioner who mocks me by droppin’ his G’s.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:26 pm

  86. “I have two prop dogs, Rover and the Gold One… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  87. “I have a bid of $2 for Madigan’s ear muffs. Do I hear $3?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:28 pm

  88. “It takes two to tango….but I always lead when we’re dancing. Hehe got that? I ALWAYS lead.”

    Comment by JS Mill Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:29 pm

  89. “Ya got yer Old Testament, and yer, uh, less Old Testament.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  90. Governor Rauner declared, “Yessir, I’m in command! There’s just two things left unfunded: Human Services and the State Universities. I’m directing the Courts to finish sorting out this mess.”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:30 pm

  91. Get used to it - VEEP in 2017!

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:31 pm

  92. We’ll have to increase income taxes by 2% just to meet our legal mandates, and it’s all Madigan’s fault.

    Comment by AC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  93. “Twice. I’d say he’s wearin’ his pants twice as high as last year.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:32 pm

  94. “That all being said… Now… Now we begin ‘Fire Madigan’… 2.0″

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:34 pm

  95. “Then I said to Churchill, ‘Why don’t you flash ‘em one of these as you’re going to your car?’ And he loved it. LOVED it!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  96. Most Illinoisans see me as a great big number two.

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:35 pm

  97. “I’ll have two Crispy Cremes. Yeah. The low-fat ones. I’m tryin’ to eat healthy.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:38 pm

  98. Where’s my other thumb? You have two guesses.

    Comment by Spaulding Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:38 pm

  99. VM at 2:35–That could be a winner!

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:39 pm

  100. Two bills, that is all I asked for was two bills or they would have trouble with me.

    Comment by Liberty Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:40 pm

  101. “I agree. Union members deserve two things. Bread. Water.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:40 pm

  102. Rauner’s two Christmas wishes:
    1. Something more fun to do
    2. Ripley’s ‘How-To-Govern’ manual

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:41 pm

  103. Oh please, more Oswego Willy. He’s just SO funny and witty. No, really.

    Comment by Georg Sande Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:42 pm

  104. “Well, I suppose that’s true. But I betcha two grand the poor don’t vote!”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:48 pm

  105. I’m Bruce Rauner, I put the Goober in Gubernatorial.

    Comment by Gruntled University Employee Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:50 pm

  106. Peace be with you, no money included.

    Comment by Amalia Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:54 pm

  107. “In Illinois!? Oh no, I’d say the two best in-state cash crops are House owls and State Museum artifacts.”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:55 pm

  108. Oh - Georg Sande -, what would you do without me on your lawn?

    “Caption?”

    “Two judges have kept things afloat, so let’s have them stand up and be recognized… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:55 pm

  109. How many ideas have I personally had since I was elected????

    Comment by ekim Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 2:59 pm

  110. “Peace Out Man. Everybody needs to just chill. My money will buy you all love.”

    Comment by bluecollargal Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:04 pm

  111. ~~ “I agree. Union members deserve two things. Bread. Water.” ~~

    Check that. They deserve scorn and busting. How else we gonna raise the standard of livin’ in this state?

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:06 pm

  112. UFOs, Bigfoot and Oswego Willy. Only two of these are real.

    Comment by pool boy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:13 pm

  113. WOW he showed up and displaying a piece sign what’s up with that he will not show up for anything else.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:17 pm

  114. “…so, seriously folks, I’ve committed no wrong. But I do have two sins of ommission to confess:”
    1. Carin’
    2. Governin’

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:17 pm

  115. “No. It’s twice the middle one for all my Union ‘friends’.

    Comment by sal-says Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:18 pm

  116. “I have two bugaboos; Republicans. Democrats.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:20 pm

  117. “Illinois has two choices. Back my agenda or swim with the fishes.”

    Comment by Wensicia Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:23 pm

  118. Not 2 of heroes and mentors are out…Walker andPerry…will we left with Trump

    Comment by Anonin' Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:24 pm

  119. “Orange whip? Orange Whip?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:31 pm

  120. “Would I rather have:
    1. a State Budget Deal?
    2. a State left in ruin for an impossible agenda I didn’t even run on?
    Two. Definitely Two.”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:33 pm

  121. ” I need two Cub World Series Tickets.”

    Comment by downstate happy feet Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:37 pm

  122. “I tell ya, golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate”.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:42 pm

  123. My response to the Archbishop?
    I say Peace onto you.

    Comment by Austin Blvd Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:46 pm

  124. “Why is Gov. Walker dropping out? Money. Support. Other than that… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:48 pm

  125. “No sir, the British version requires you to twist your wrist 180 degrees.”

    Comment by Adlai Fresh Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:50 pm

  126. “Did I underestimate the difficulty of governing?”

    “Well, there’s two things I’ll say about that:
    One, people like me don’t estimate difficulty, we wield Power. And two, Power-wielders like me don’t need to Govern; we just burn things down and bask in the glow.

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:52 pm

  127. FRAN SPIELMAN: Governor, how many more house Drmocrats do you think will not seek reelection?

    Comment by DuPage Don Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:54 pm

  128. “Utah…get me two!”

    someone will get it…

    Comment by Waffle Fries Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 3:55 pm

  129. #2termz

    Comment by Sheesh Hecuka Cupajava Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:01 pm

  130. “I was told two things would make my first 6 months successful; a budget, and labor peace… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:01 pm

  131. Speaker Madigan and I are this tight!

    Comment by Christopher Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:09 pm

  132. They called him Brucie two time because he said everything two times….. I gotta go get Mike Madigan and the corrupt politicians he represents, politicians he represents.

    Comment by DuPage Bard Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:10 pm

  133. “We’re half way to our big “W.”

    Comment by walker Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:11 pm

  134. I only have two plans: 1) Destroy unions and 2) Destroy the State of IL. That way only the poor will live here and there will be no more taxes because the poor, disabled and elderly won’t have two, yes, I said two pennies to rub together.

    Comment by Where's the money? Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:21 pm

  135. “And that’s my version of ‘I’m a Little Tea Pot.’”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:21 pm

  136. “America’s Got Talent? I was so impressed with that Profession Regurgitator, I voted for him twice!”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:26 pm

  137. “Two spoons of Nestle’s Quick in my milk in the morning. Next question?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:28 pm

  138. “Two fender benders so far. Diana’s making me wear a crash helmet when I ride in the limo.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:30 pm

  139. Scout’s honor? Just kidding, I don’t have any honor.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:30 pm

  140. “I grow so weary of people questioning my two big issues this fall:
    1. Right to Work local ordinances
    2. Stickin’ it to Madigan
    Why can’t they see I jus’ wanna govern this State effectively?”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:31 pm

  141. There are two rules when in comes to details. First never give out all the information…….

    Comment by Dog Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:34 pm

  142. Scouts honor, I care deeply for all the people of this state.

    What? My fingers are suppose to be together!? Oh, I guess it doesn’t count then. Next question!

    Comment by RD55 Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:42 pm

  143. My, I mean,the Comptroller says I won’t need a budget for at least two (2) years, sooo…..

    Comment by Slippin' Jimmy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:44 pm

  144. Two words on the churches thoughts on my treatment of social providers? “Jesus weeps?”

    Comment by How Ironic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:44 pm

  145. Peace to all….except those who disagree with me.

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:49 pm

  146. “Two words describing the early success of my Administration?
    Well, let’s see here…um…well, one might say ‘Laughable’ — yeah that’s a pretty good one. And…um…well, I’d have to say something like ‘Sad’ ….or maybe…’tragically sad’…wait, no, that’s three words. I’ll just go with ‘Sad.’”

    Comment by Cathartic Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 4:52 pm

  147. “I only need two little things before I’ll go to the bargaining table: a throne and a crown.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:06 pm

  148. “Two ways to pronounce that, pal. You say wiener and I say winner.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:10 pm

  149. “My plan for world domination? First I bust all the unions, and second, I open a chain of payday loan stores.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:12 pm

  150. As Archbishop of Capitalism, I make these victorious pronouncements.

    Comment by been there Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:18 pm

  151. OK, for those of you who didn’t hear, the question was how many millions will my investments earn me while I’m making this speech.

    Comment by Southside Markie Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:42 pm

  152. Veto

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:50 pm

  153. “First I wanted to be like Scott Walker. Second was Trump. Now I guess I will go with Mitch Daniels. At least he’s in no position to embarrass me.”

    Comment by walker Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:54 pm

  154. @Tommydanger 1:30
    To which Nimoy replied, “Been long an imposter?”

    Comment by anonlurker Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 5:59 pm

  155. two weeks vacation — in NY.

    Comment by ash Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 6:49 pm

  156. - Waffle Fries -

    Vaya con Dios

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 6:54 pm

  157. Scott Walker and I stand together !

    Comment by Woodstock willy Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 8:17 pm

  158. OW @ 1:51 pm
    Perfect

    Comment by Property of IDOC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 9:04 pm

  159. Shadow puppet master at work

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 9:20 pm

  160. 2 - 2 mints in one

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 9:26 pm

  161. I got 2 turntables and a microphone

    Comment by AC Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 10:00 pm

  162. You forgot the unemployment line Woodstock. Shame on you for not networking the proper way.

    Comment by Jorge Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 10:17 pm

  163. “I have this many billions.”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Sep 21, 15 @ 10:49 pm

  164. Please limit ow to two postings per day,

    Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Sep 22, 15 @ 12:27 am

  165. I’m special - I get two little lights to shine.

    Comment by Percival Tuesday, Sep 22, 15 @ 12:30 am

  166. Goldberg’s gone.in two months

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Sep 22, 15 @ 7:47 am

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