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matthias1966 Well look who we found at #pilotlightchefs #chicago_gourmet #riseandshine #governorrauner #whowouldhavethought

* The pic…

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:24 am

Comments

  1. “Is my helmet on straight?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:27 am

  2. “Sure, I got time for a picture, just shuttin’ down the state… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:28 am

  3. While Rome burns…

    Comment by Abe the Babe Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:28 am

  4. “Gotta protect that left side of the brain, ya know… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:28 am

  5. “Nah, it’s a prop helmet, it’s mit suppose to actually fit… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:30 am

  6. Where’s my Carhart apron?

    Comment by pool boy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:30 am

  7. “No, that’s not MY bike, I drove the trashcan van. Helmet required.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:31 am

  8. Hey Wolfman - you’re positive I’m supposed to wear it like this?

    Comment by Juan MacLean Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:32 am

  9. “No, it’s not MY helmet, it’s Evelyn’s, I’m just mocking her is all… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:32 am

  10. After two accidents, Governor Rauner takes no chances driving around town in his state vehicle.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:33 am

  11. Photographer, (whispers), “I thought Tony Hawk was shorter, actually… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:34 am

  12. “I’m suppose to wear the knee and elbow pads too but I don’t wabt to look too goofy… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:36 am

  13. “Gimme a sec to tilt the helmet like the kids do… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:37 am

  14. Let’s all pretend we care about schools together!

    Comment by LizPhairTax Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:38 am

  15. No, I’m not doing anything important, I have plenty of time to pose for a picture.

    Comment by AC Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:38 am

  16. Governor Rauner meets with Wolverine and his henchman to discuss a new movie involving avid cyclists and trade welders who join forces to defeat the mutants.

    Comment by Abe the Babe Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:38 am

  17. Apron? I don’t need no sticking apron.

    Comment by Give Me A Break Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:40 am

  18. “Holy Toledo, fellas, where did you guys get the Carhartt Aprons?!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:41 am

  19. “Say ‘Fire Madigan’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:41 am

  20. “Thanks, Chicago! We had a great time. Nashville is next for Bruce and the Lamb Chop Band!”

    Comment by Dirty Red Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:42 am

  21. “Ken. Hey… Dunkin! Get off the tandem bike and take a picture of me with these fellas… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:43 am

  22. You guys union? Did you know you would be better off if you made less money?

    Comment by Jack Stephens Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:43 am

  23. Rauner must have learned how to wear his helmet from Fernando Rodney

    Comment by Stones Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:49 am

  24. Thought bubbles from left to right…

    Left: “I’m from New York. How bad can their governor really be?”

    2nd from left: “This photo is sure to make CapFax!”

    2nd from right: “Did you take the photo yet? How long does it take? Get me away from this guy.”

    Right: “I can’t believe that guy from New York said ok when the governor begged us to take a pic with him.”

    Comment by Ghostbusters Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:52 am

  25. - pool boy -, apologies.

    “Caption?”

    “Nah, I don’t have a kid in the cart behind the bike, I store all my props I’m there, just in case… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:54 am

  26. Hey guys I got 2 pals that need work. I will make a whopper donation from my foundation and you grab K. Dunkin and S. Levine O.K.?
    BTW Mr. Levine — who I don’t know — will not be available for a few months.

    Comment by Anonin' Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:55 am

  27. Our hero Gov Rauner! What a privilege to stand next to man who is the ultimate Show Horse! Doesn’t even have to provide a budget for his own agencies, let alone anybody else!

    One cool dude that gets to just goof off ALL THE TIME! OUR HERO!!!!!

    Comment by cdog Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:56 am

  28. “I crashed my bike running from my budget cuts, but these kind fellas helped me up.”

    Comment by A Jack Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 8:58 am

  29. No. No, I actually AM a cyclist, I actually PRETEND to be governor. Picture?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:00 am

  30. The Governor is now thinking about growing sideburns and donating the Harley to the Illinois State Museum.

    Comment by Ahoy! Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:01 am

  31. Peddling the agenda

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:01 am

  32. Paul Kahan invites Governor Bruce Rauner to the opening of his new restaurant (Re)Publican.

    Comment by Jimmy CrackCorn Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:03 am

  33. Ther was no work for me in Springfield, so I was looking for something to do, and these guys said they could put me to work!

    Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:03 am

  34. Four Leaders Meeting

    Comment by walker Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:04 am

  35. Paul Kahan creator of “Big Star.” Bruce Rauner creator of “Super Stars.”

    Comment by Jimmy CrackCorn Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:05 am

  36. “Who is Michael Dukakis?”

    Comment by Gentlemen, behold! Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:06 am

  37. Let me put a helmet on before I ask you this. $22,000 is a good income for a cook, right?

    Comment by Quizzical Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:06 am

  38. “Alright now older white males without a college education, remember, when I go down in flames, you are my last constituency, okay fine.”

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:12 am

  39. Three men and a baby.

    Comment by Former Titan Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:13 am

  40. “At least here I don’t have to hold that can of Stag and pretend to drink it.”

    Comment by Gentlemen, behold! Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:15 am

  41. “Another Instagram moment for Governor Kardashian.”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:16 am

  42. Is the helmet on backwards?
    Perhaps the Turnaround Agenda could begin with the helmet.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:16 am

  43. BR: These urban foodie hipsters… Give me something that makes me look cool, so I can fit in

    Aide: Bike Helmet?

    BR: Nice, lets get a pic.

    Aide: Governor, it’s on backwards

    BR: TAKE THE PIC

    Comment by Jimmy CrackCorn Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:17 am

  44. This picture is taken literally across the street from his condo. Did he put on a helmet to cross traffic? Was he worried about being pelted with tomatoes?

    Comment by Jimmy CrackCorn Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:19 am

  45. After posing with the governor, the workers returned to the tree and resumed making cookies and snack crackers.

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:21 am

  46. Goldberg you can retire I got new taste testers now

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:22 am

  47. Photo-op sure! What budget? I’m to busy running for re-election to actually govern.

    Comment by BeenThereB4 Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:23 am

  48. Chicago sports are hot

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:31 am

  49. These days you don’t go anywhere without a helmet.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:33 am

  50. The baloney tour

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:42 am

  51. photo caption:

    BR: “No other 2016 GOP candidate for President can pull this off. I think I will have CK send it to Fox News.”

    Comment by UnionLeader Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:57 am

  52. Rauner’s Official Motto:
    “I don’t care, and you can’t make me!”

    Comment by Back to Center Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 9:59 am

  53. Fall season is upon us

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:11 am

  54. BR: “Whoa! Was that a bus that hit me or Mike Madigan?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:12 am

  55. Bigger they are harder they fall

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:13 am

  56. Guy on the right: (This is the third goof who claimed he was the Governor and demanded to have his picture taken with us. I can’t wait to get home.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:14 am

  57. Guess which one of us won a free bowl of soup for the best headgear

    Comment by ToughGuy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:29 am

  58. Guy on the left: (I can’t believe he asked for his sushi to be ‘well done.’)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:41 am

  59. BR: “And when I’m cruisin’ down the highway and the air is whistlin’ through my helmet, it almost sounds like Democrats playin’ their tiny violins.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:43 am

  60. Guy on the right: (Hey, who swiped my belt?)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:43 am

  61. BR: “Little people, gosh, I love ‘em. As long as they’re happy with minimum wage, bless their hearts.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:46 am

  62. BR: “How come your Special today is baked apples?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:49 am

  63. BR: “Any of you guys got a paper towel? Some joker put Crisco in my helmet and it keeps slidin’ off my head.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 10:52 am

  64. Rauner has always been very comfortable wearing a helmet, since birth, I believe. If it wasn’t for protective head gear, Bruce Rauner would have had a serious head injury by now, trying to get his head through doorways.

    Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:02 am

  65. “I tried to turn this helmet around but couldn’t get it all the way around”

    Comment by Turnaround Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:03 am

  66. “dire bonjour à mes petits amis. ils travaillent au pôle Nord”

    Comment by Empty Suit Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:08 am

  67. Raunner: ‘Brain bucket got dislodged again, explaining my goofy antiUnion obessions & why I AM The GoverNOT.’

    Comment by sal-says Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:13 am

  68. The only thing I can cook is the books

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:46 am

  69. I didn’t bring my carhart costume so I thought I would just wear this helmet backwards!

    Comment by Jasper Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:52 am

  70. Food cart inspector seal of approval

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 11:55 am

  71. The VW broke down so I had to rollerblade over here.

    Comment by Dale Cooper Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 12:00 pm

  72. === but I’ve noticed that criticism of Avery Bourne has an undertone that feels more personal ===

    You mean like your comments on this morning’s Rauner photo?

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 12:55 pm

  73. Cigarette Smoking Man’s replacement meets The Lone Gunmen.

    Comment by Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 1:47 pm

  74. Carhartt makes aprons? Gotta get one of these!

    Comment by Nearly Normal Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 1:52 pm

  75. There is another Instagram post of this photo, uncropped, from the organization’s account, which seems to indicate that Rauner just happened to be rollerblading through the park at the time.

    I kid you not.

    Rollerblading while Rome burns.

    Comment by Reality Check Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 1:57 pm

  76. ==Rauner just happened to be rollerblading through the park at the time==

    Sounds as credible as his meeting with the Four Leaders.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 2:03 pm

  77. ===Rollerblading while Rome burns. ===

    You’re kidding right?

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 2:08 pm

  78. You’re kidding right?

    Um, nope.

    “Look who we ran into at the park this morning! #rauneronrollerblades” https://instagram.com/p/8JStqXmR9R/

    Comment by Reality Check Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 2:56 pm

  79. I definitely have a new favorite hashtag. #rauneronrollerblades

    It also has possibilities as an epithet or an interjection of frustration or surprise. E.g., “*&#@$ Rauner on Rollerblades, another Bears turnover!”

    Comment by Reality Check Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 3:03 pm

  80. The helmets ok its my head that’s on backwards

    Comment by concern1 Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 3:29 pm

  81. Guy on the left: “Uh, don’t you have something more important to do, Governor?”

    Rauner: “What? Me worry?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 3:37 pm

  82. Rolling blunder

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 3:41 pm

  83. Goldberg get my hover board

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 4:14 pm

  84. And in my spare time, I play the new Ninja Turtle character in the latest video game.

    Comment by Super Mario Brothers Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 4:17 pm

  85. My mom says that only special kids get to wear a helmet….yeeeaaah I peed in the pool.

    Comment by Raunersilverspoon Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 5:01 pm

  86. My vespa does 25 when I really crank her up 1

    Comment by Woodstock willy Wednesday, Sep 30, 15 @ 5:39 pm

  87. He must have sprinkled magic Rauner dust on them to get them to pose thisclose.

    Comment by See the forest Thursday, Oct 1, 15 @ 5:21 am

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