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* From the twitters…


Thank you Speaker it was great meeting you. Michael Madigan Speaker of the House. pic.twitter.com/UCQYHkstn5

— ESDC (@ESDCPilsen) September 23, 2016

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:43 pm

Comments

  1. “I sure hope the Speaker put this pic on his Instagram”

    Comment by Red Ranger Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:45 pm

  2. Mike Madigan and the pants height he controls

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:46 pm

  3. “Sir, please. If you hold that hand too tight, the wax needs to be touched up… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:47 pm

  4. no caption but a question. Is Madigan literally melting through his shoes? His armpits are going to chaffing on his belt shortly.

    Comment by Big Muddy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:47 pm

  5. “How about something… a little less… posed? Better… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:48 pm

  6. “No, I’m sure. The proportions seemed ok at the time… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:49 pm

  7. “I thought these carpets would age more gracefully when I picked them out in 1970″

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:49 pm

  8. The incredible shrinking man

    Comment by Boone's is Back Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:50 pm

  9. At this rate, by 2020 the Speaker’s inseam and fly will be the same length.

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:50 pm

  10. Either the Speaker is shrinking or his pants are growing.

    Comment by Norseman Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:50 pm

  11. MJM: You know, one day my pants will be pulled up so high I won’t need a shirt. Just long gloves and a dickie.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:50 pm

  12. “Sir… yes, the model does look life-like, but it’s not him… ‘How do I know?’… the model blinked, ok… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:50 pm

  13. #PantsHikeMike

    Comment by anon Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:52 pm

  14. “It was either hike up my pants or not show off my new Buster Browns… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:52 pm

  15. Madigan’s pants are so high because the young man is giving him a wedgie - that’s why you don’t see his left hand

    Comment by Grand Avenue Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:53 pm

  16. “… well I heard it’s because belly buttons frighten him so he has to have his covered at all times… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:54 pm

  17. “Now it makes sense why I saw the Speaker at ‘Big and Tall’… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:56 pm

  18. “…No, he just stands on an end table and jumps in them. Easier to get them on that way… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:57 pm

  19. Does this mean we’re pants shaming the Speaker?

    My bad!

    Comment by Norseman Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:57 pm

  20. Pantalones Gigante!

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 2:59 pm

  21. “These are not my pants.” (What I’ve heard is a favorite excuse offered to police when something untoward is found on a suspect.)

    Comment by Responsa Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:01 pm

  22. Rich, your bing news feed on the left side is promoting all the fake newspapers from Liberty Principles PAC. “Rauner calls for political referendums…”

    Comment by Faker Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:06 pm

  23. But is he able to save money by buying his shirts from the boys’ department?

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:09 pm

  24. “… and the deep-pockets of Mike Madigan… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:11 pm

  25. “We call these pants the ‘Pockets to Your Elbows’, business casual… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:12 pm

  26. pants

    Comment by Saluki Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:13 pm

  27. Madigan teaches a young man that the more powerful you become, the higher your inseam must be.

    Comment by Ahoy! Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:13 pm

  28. “If you can’t fit $83 dollars in quarters in each pocket, you get the pants for free…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:14 pm

  29. Pictured: A Hispanic community leader and Governor Rauner’s piñata.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:16 pm

  30. “No 32-37 isn’t revenue versus expenses. it’s my pants size! This has all been a big misunderstanding…”

    Comment by Big Muddy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:18 pm

  31. I wanted a photo with Penn & Teller, but I could not find Penn and Teller would tell me where to find him.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:22 pm

  32. “See with pants like these, I’m able to sneak out bread from Saputo’s…haven’t bought a loaf in years.”

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:23 pm

  33. Hey, let’s do this in front of a futuristic painting of….me.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:26 pm

  34. As the speaker aged, the waist of his slacks moved upward, like rings on a tree. By the time he reached his 80th year of life, Mr. Speaker could only converse by unzipping his trouser fly.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:26 pm

  35. I’d switch over to suspenders, but they don’t make ‘em that short.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:26 pm

  36. “The pants, from the Bruce Rauner Costumes collection, are very well made, but can only be bought in one size… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:27 pm

  37. My tailor is Fred Mertz.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:27 pm

  38. And after my last apple of the day, I go home and play Scrabble on my shirt.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:28 pm

  39. My dark pants reveal dandruff.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:29 pm

  40. When I get really ticked, I just bite down on my belt.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:30 pm

  41. Shirts that fit me are hard to find. T-shirts; impossible.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:32 pm

  42. Why yes - I DO wear Spanx!
    How could you tell?

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:32 pm

  43. “They put their pants on same way we do!”

    Lou Holtz, former Head Coach
    University of Notre Dame

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:33 pm

  44. At least I don’t wear costumes to mislead people that I am one of them.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:34 pm

  45. What’s this fascination with my pants? I’m like most people and wear my belt around my waist. It just happens to be higher than average.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:35 pm

  46. Touching the hand of power in Illinois.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:36 pm

  47. Godfather, will you be my friend?

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:37 pm

  48. I love this carpet. You can slaughter anything here and it doesn’t show.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:37 pm

  49. As soon as we get this quickie, snappy, selfie; whatever you call it, I’m going back behind the curtain.

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:38 pm

  50. Posing with the newest balloon in the upcoming Macy’s T’giving Day parade…

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:41 pm

  51. Tim Conway’s Little Old Man goes to Springfield.

    Comment by West Side The Best Side Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:42 pm

  52. “Dude, your pants are higher than Cheech Marin!”

    Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:43 pm

  53. WORK IT, URKEL!

    Comment by Big Lu Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:45 pm

  54. “Pants on the ground, pants on the ground.”

    Comment by Anon Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:48 pm

  55. Big Lu, you owe me a keyboard. You killed it.

    Comment by Give Me A Break Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:49 pm

  56. Michael, you have little hands!!

    Comment by Big Mike Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:49 pm

  57. “When I find the guy that told Mike to put on his big boy pants… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:51 pm

  58. I like those pants, let me ask you, where do you find a 24″ waist, 40″ inseam?

    Comment by Get a Job!! Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:54 pm

  59. And the best part of these pants is that they come with footies that look like shoes!

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:58 pm

  60. Is it kind of funny that not a single person has even inquired as to who the other guy is?

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 3:59 pm

  61. I’d ask you to sit Mr. Speaker but I had to sell all the furniture because of your taxation ! But hey “damn glad to meet ya”

    Comment by Railrat Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 4:00 pm

  62. Ok Pilsen is the location;
    Que pasa con estos pantalones?

    Comment by A guy Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 4:01 pm

  63. MJM sends Ed Grimley to a meeting.

    Comment by Amalia Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 4:13 pm

  64. His pants are “Higher than Corey Haim…”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLnHOQ2YZ58

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 4:14 pm

  65. I like my policies and governing to be in moderation, but my pant height extreme!!!

    Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 4:29 pm

  66. Odd that Rich turned off comments on Munger donation from “Rauner’s pals” but not anywhere else. Could be Rauner has another “bestie.”

    Comment by anonymous Friday, Sep 30, 16 @ 4:31 pm

  67. He heard that he was meeting with a Hispanic group and he thought “Cholo” pants would help garner support…

    Comment by Vato Loco Monday, Oct 3, 16 @ 7:24 pm

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