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* I have some errands that I have to run before the weekend and an appointment (nothing serious), so you’re gonna be on your own for a while…
posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:33 am
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Trust me - a 3.75% income tax rate is plenty high enough. We don’t’ need to extend the 5% rate.
Comment by Joe M Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:37 am
Poor, poor me. I just can’t do anything (even fufill my constitutional duty) because of that boss Madigan. Come shower me with your pity as I play the worlds largest violin.
Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:38 am
“You want a piece of me?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:38 am
Lincoln: “Whoa, malice toward many with this guy….”
Douglas: “No debate there…”
Comment by wordslinger Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:40 am
“I do care, I just don’t care about you… see the difference.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:41 am
I have to clean up MJM’s mess and Trump has to clean up Obama’s mess.
Thanks Dems!!
Comment by Piece of Work Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:41 am
I started with 40 items on my agenda, I’m down to two. When is Madigan going to let me win at least once? Why can’t I win?
Comment by Huh? Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:41 am
“If I take your right to collectively bargain, and I also take away prevailin’ wage, you’re right, things might not get better, but I win… see… that’s my point… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:43 am
“These hands are baby soft and have never done an honest day’s work.”
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:43 am
Mannequin challenge… nailed it!!!
Comment by Baloneymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:43 am
“It’s $500 million and a growth of 1.4%. I see that as a win-win destroyin’ labor… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:44 am
“I welcome you with this hand, I backhand you with the other”
Comment by Chris Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:44 am
“and once he agrees to new revenue, then I will put my arms around the speaker just like this…….”
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:45 am
“…and that’s how my dad taught me to tie a tie. And I said, that’s a sham. I’m never wearin’ a tie.”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:45 am
“I didn’t want to hurt Chicago students with my Veto, but I felt I owed it to them…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:45 am
“I see. I see you’re from Payton Prep. My daughter doesn’t go there anymore, I don’t care you may be hurt… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:47 am
“Leading the dance without a partner.”
Comment by walker Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:47 am
“I tell you, it is hard to get by on $90,000 an hour! That’s why we need reforms!”
Comment by illinoised Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:47 am
I quit wearing my Carhart because nobody took me serious that I know how to govern when I wore it.
Comment by Joe M Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:47 am
“If you’re not with me, you just made the BossMadigan list!”
Comment by Finally Out Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:48 am
“Just help Evelyn up… stairs are her bugaboo… that’s it… don’t let her ‘trip’… get her in her seat… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:48 am
Doing his best Monty Python…
https://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk
Comment by ILGOV2018 Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:49 am
I’ll show you Mike just kiss my b–tt like this.
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:50 am
“I’m sorry I busted out your company, you lost your job, your house, your family… I made about $40 million on that, so it worked out for me… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:53 am
“No, see, if we submitted the Meals on Wheels bills to the comptroller, they might actually get paid. That’s not the plan. That’s not how I handle contracts I’ve signed…”
Comment by wordslinger Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:54 am
“Making an enemies list, checking it twice. Wanna know who’s naughty or nice?”
Comment by Wensicia Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:55 am
I know I have careless speech habits, like dropping my g’s, but they never showed me this video in school. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM4JJ6La1mI
Comment by RetiredStateEmployee Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:55 am
“You have to understand… I do think you, and Higher Ed, and other Social Services are super important… otherwise I wouldn’t have chose you all as my hostages. … “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:55 am
“I don’t know that website ‘BossMadigan.Com’… is it one of those video game things like ‘Candy Crush’… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:57 am
“I can count to 60 and 30, why do you ask?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 11:58 am
“I think the season finale of ‘Dad’s Home State’ will really be one that you won’t forget… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:00 pm
For the last time, THIS hand is the one that giveth, THIS is the one that takes away.
Comment by Jocko Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:01 pm
“It’s really perspective. Would I like an Oscar? Sure. But ‘Dad’s Home State’ is only eligible for Emmys. That’s the trade off being on TV. So… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:02 pm
“I’ll need to have someone check for you, but once I do close Eastern, I still think your credits can transfer to another university… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:04 pm
“Charleston will be better and stronger without EIU, I believe that… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:04 pm
“Ask Diana. It’s a business decision, plain and simple… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:06 pm
“Ok, that’s fair, ‘only a Governor can use the Veto’, but look at it the way I see it… I don’t want the blame… see… that’s different… isn’t it… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:08 pm
You can’t smell my Perfidy cologne? Let me waft it over to ya.
Comment by Casual observer Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:12 pm
“Yes, the Cubs won the World Series. I’ll give you that. But my Red Sox plan to be better next year… ok… that’s what my point was… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:13 pm
“All these things you keep talking about… I have no idea about it. Diana and I donated millions to the state party, but, we have no say… no say in how that money is used… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:15 pm
“If I was to dance at the inauguration with the President, I’d start put my hand here like so…”
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:18 pm
In the words of my good friend Rudy Guiliani! “From the top to the bottom from the middle to the side!”
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:19 pm
“Stop. If you’re going to quote me, quote me correctly. ‘I will bury her’, that’s the quote. See the difference…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:20 pm
“When the Koch Brothers pull my strings, I move like this!”
Comment by Anon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:21 pm
“Diana and I have donated millions so I can destroy the safety net of Illinois. I’ve earned that right that you don’t have. I paid millions to ruin this safety net. That’s how it works… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:22 pm
I am now officially adding to the “Boss Madigan” list James Smith Democratic chair of Bumbledump Township-population 13 in far Western Il and Joseph Jones of Nowhere Township-population 9 in far Southern Ill. These two are key in blocking my turnaround agenda and I will put in all resources I can including money from Griffin and Uhlein to bring these corrupt career politicians down and keep these guys from promoting Madigan’s agenda.
Comment by train111 Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:22 pm
I have that Douglas dude under my thumb…
Comment by IllinoisBoi Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:24 pm
I’ve donated millions. I know you’re impressed that I’m rich. But I have to donate millions to avoid income taxes.
Comment by Huh? Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:24 pm
“To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, a great Illinoisan, some say my heartless hand doesn’t know what my ruthless hand is doing. But that’s not true. Everything is going exactly according to my plan.”
Comment by Keyrock Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:25 pm
“Why not Scott Drury… (Pause)… ok… Why not Scott… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:25 pm
Don’t cry for me Argenta…
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:26 pm
Bruce practicing his choir directing skills with the ILGOP choir.
Comment by No Longer a Lurker Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:28 pm
As you can see, Lincoln was a tall fella, kinda like me. Douglas, on the other hand was short…almost prone.
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:28 pm
“Back up that truck full of Illinois bonds that I bought at bargain prices because of the crisis I created.”
Comment by A Jack Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:29 pm
“I want to work WITH you… help you… help you do things against your better self, against your OWN best interest. I’m here to help you with all that… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:29 pm
Transparency? Just take my word for it. That’s transparency.
Comment by Jc19pd2 Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:30 pm
It took the Cubs 108 years to win thw Worls Series. I’ll submit a balanced budget in less time than that - maybe!
Comment by train111 Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:31 pm
Nessun dorma nessun dorma
Comment by Honeybear Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:36 pm
==Nessun dorma nessun dorma==
More like: Ridi, Pagliaccio!
Comment by IllinoisBoi Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:42 pm
Why should I come up with a budget? Just because I was elected governor?
Comment by Winnin' Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:54 pm
I know the budget like the back of my hands,Goldie I can’t find them
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:57 pm
Mayor Tom Gray, Use this gesture at the next meeting!
Comment by justbecuase Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 12:57 pm
Where the stain meets the stench perfidy
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:05 pm
Merry Christmas, Honeybear. Do you need a hug?
Comment by pool boy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:07 pm
I got an arm full of imaginary savings fom the turnaround agenda
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:20 pm
Hey yoooou!
Don’t look so perplexed
Why must you be next
Can’t you see you’re next?
Yes, you’re next!
Yoou’re so next!
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:21 pm
Mr trump can I get off my knees now?
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:22 pm
Rauner honors VanillaMan by singing his latest CapitalFax carol.
Comment by A Jack Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:26 pm
Do the deep dive senator I’ll catch yea
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:26 pm
Jacob marley you have shown me budget past, and budget present, show me budget future
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:32 pm
“And that’s how I showed Chuck Berry how to do that riff on ‘Johnny B. Goode.’”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:32 pm
“The tuna fillet I sent Rahm was THIS big. You’re thinkin’ of the sardine I sent Madigan.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:35 pm
“With one hand I say, ‘C’mere, Goomba,’ and with the other I say, ‘Take him for a ride.’”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:36 pm
“I learned a new yoga position this week. It’s called the ‘Dunkin Dodo.’ You figure it out.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:38 pm
Bless me father for i have sinned
Comment by jimk849 Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:40 pm
“Thumb up means, ‘I’m with ya, Donald.’ Thumb to the side means, ‘I’m hitchhikin’ outta this state!’”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:40 pm
Watch my hands for a copy of the Illinois budget. Now you see it, now you don’t.
You say you never saw it? That is because my hands are faster than your eyes. Here, I’ll do it again.
Comment by Joe M Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:45 pm
Merry Christmas to you pool boy! I’ll always take a hug!
Comment by Honeybear Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:46 pm
It takes two to tango.
Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:49 pm
Good King Wenceslas?
Comment by oifredleg Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:53 pm
When there’s no-one else in sight
In this crowded lonely fight
Well I wait so long
For their capitulation
That I’m dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself, oh oh, dancing with myself
Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:55 pm
47th Ward wins with that last one.
Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 1:55 pm
“Negotiatin’? Negotiatin’? It’s like kissin’ your sister. And where’s the fun in that?”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 2:11 pm
“Here’s one I won the National Square Dance Callers’ Contest with:
‘Swing ‘er to the left,
Swing ‘er to the right,
Take out your teeth
and give ‘er a bite!”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 2:16 pm
Don’t cry for me Illinois
The truth is I don’t need you
All through my wild days
‘N my droppin’ Gs
I made my statement
Now keep your distance
Comment by Anonymous Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 2:19 pm
My wingman was flying along and ran into a wall
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 3:16 pm
I don’t care if you need money in the treasury I’m not raising taxes
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 3:19 pm
You know what? Every registered democrat in the 22nd is on the list
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 3:27 pm
Evelyn go write surrender mike in the sky fly fly
Comment by Rabid Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 3:36 pm
You give, I take.
Comment by woodstock willy Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 3:54 pm
“Oh Ohh oh Ohh Dancin with myself” (with appologies) https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=sfp&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=rotz&p=dancing+with+myself+billy+idol#id=1&vid=0b2f9ee1267435398ec025b1c8a098bf&action=click
Comment by NorthsideNoMore Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 4:06 pm
Governor Rauner singing “O Sole Mio”
Comment by ILGOV2018 Friday, Dec 16, 16 @ 4:13 pm