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Everything’s so serious in comments today. Let’s lighten it up a bit…

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:03 pm

Comments

  1. Why is she wearing my crown? No, wait — thats a tiarra. Never mind.

    Comment by Number 8 Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:08 pm

  2. He still looks better than Rod did at the Cubs game

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:09 pm

  3. That’s not my wife is it?, good let’s get going, honey!

    Comment by blah blah blah blah Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:11 pm

  4. Daley: “So, what’s it like to be first runner-up? Because I’ve never been second… well, that one time, but we never speak of it…”

    Comment by Burt Parks Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:11 pm

  5. “14 photo ops today, 6 more to go. I should’ve stayed in Brazil.”

    Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:18 pm

  6. I could have had a V8.

    Comment by decaturboy Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:23 pm

  7. “She’s mine, mine I tell you!”

    Comment by David Starrett Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:29 pm

  8. Look away, don’t stare. Look away, don’t stare…

    Comment by Anonymundo Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:29 pm

  9. Take that, Antonio Villaraigosa!

    Comment by Anon Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:30 pm

  10. So Ms Illinois woman, what the heck is that

    Comment by oneman Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:36 pm

  11. She’s got nothing on Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Queen.

    Comment by Suburbs Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:38 pm

  12. Where’s Maggie, Where’s Maggie, Where’s Maggie…

    Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:38 pm

  13. Just put your lips together…stick your tongue out and blow realy hard…you make this funny sound that goes…Phlluuuup!

    Comment by Siyotanka Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:39 pm

  14. Wonder if anyone notices that she’s squeezing my right buttock?

    Comment by i d Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:41 pm

  15. No I am not the gov, you have no chance.

    Comment by Wumpus Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:43 pm

  16. Daley:” So, Miss, you tell Blagojevich that if he tells that story about the SUV and being mistaken for me one more time, I’m gonna kick his a**!”

    Ms.So.IL: “Who’s Blagojevich?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 2:55 pm

  17. Mayor Daley reacted with surprise when aids informed him that his photo with Miss Illinois Woman would be followed by a photo with Mister Illinois Woman.

    – SCAM

    Comment by so-called "Austin Mayor" Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:01 pm

  18. “…My kinda town…”

    Comment by Conway Titty Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:03 pm

  19. A dumbstruck Mayor Richard M. Daley staring in disbelief as his ‘Indictment Dodging’ talent act failed land him the title, Ms. Woman Illinois of 2007. Standing beside him, this year’s winner, who dazzled the crowd by being able to bring Madigan, Blagojevich, and Jones into a single room without any shots being fired.

    Comment by Jimbo Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:05 pm

  20. Daley: I sure thought I would win..I always win it must have been fixed.

    Comment by Democrat Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:06 pm

  21. “I’m tired of all these Dagos winning beauty pageants.”

    Comment by Tom Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:09 pm

  22. Yep. She is definately qualified. How do I hire this girl. Damn. Where is Sorich when I really need him.

    Comment by BigBob Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:17 pm

  23. “If my tongue keeps swelling like this I won’t be able to say anything from the dais. HA! HAhahaHa! Ha! Hahaha! I crack myself up!”

    Comment by Ahem Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:18 pm

  24. Daley: “I’d love to introduce you to the Governor, but he has to reside in Springfield tonight.”

    Comment by silentk Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:26 pm

  25. In trying to avoid another beauty pagent scandal, Miss IL Woman refers to this man as her “uncle.”

    Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:27 pm

  26. I knew I shouldn’t have had that Hummus from Pars Cove at the Taste of Chicago

    Comment by potomac fever Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:31 pm

  27. umm young lady I believe the bathrooms are on your left.

    Comment by Beerman Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:41 pm

  28. Did my Dad ever have to do this?

    Comment by North by Northwest Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:41 pm

  29. Where’s the Nun! This isn’t the Nun!!!

    Comment by AKA Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:44 pm

  30. Rod, this may get you back on the State plane, but I don’t think so!

    Comment by South of I-80 Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 3:52 pm

  31. A twofer:

    1. I got a guy who can make you a nice tiara out of wrought iron.

    2. I didn’t realize that Miss Illinois Woman had a “butterface” division

    Comment by Pingback Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:05 pm

  32. “I am going to get the frying pan for this one!!”

    Comment by He makes Ryan Look like a Saint Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:05 pm

  33. “I did not have relations with that women!”

    Comment by Richard Clinton Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:16 pm

  34. Lady you have your hand on my ……..

    Comment by wow Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:24 pm

  35. No, I’m not Rod.

    Comment by oh yes Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:26 pm

  36. I gotta go low-brow:

    “Alright! Who broke wind?!”

    Comment by Team Sleep Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:39 pm

  37. “…It’s good to be king…”

    Comment by Jazzbeaux Beiderbecke Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 4:46 pm

  38. “Why am I here? This is silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 5:41 pm

  39. Hay, baby! Want some vintage pretax chocolate?

    Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 5:43 pm

  40. Dammit, that’s my crown. I am the LEPRECHaun King.

    Silly, silly silly.

    Comment by irishpirate Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 6:35 pm

  41. Illinois Woman sure is a goofy name for a minority owned trucking firm

    Comment by prairiestatedem Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 6:47 pm

  42. Here, look, this is my Blago face when he is asked a question that wasn’t scripted for him.

    Comment by Papa Legba Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 8:32 pm

  43. That’s a fine looking nun.

    Comment by Boone Logan Square Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 9:17 pm

  44. Is that Hot Rod over there, he’s supposed to be in Springfield.

    Comment by Save a horse, Ride a Harley Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 9:52 pm

  45. “Could you put your swimsuit back on? I missed that part of the competition.”

    Comment by Sahims2 Tuesday, Jul 17, 07 @ 11:15 pm

  46. Did you need Victor Reyes to get elected too?

    Comment by Snurt Wednesday, Jul 18, 07 @ 12:07 am

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