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No drivelswigger, I, my landlubber brain forgot that it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Let’s talk about those bilge rat Cubs like we’re pirates, eh, maties?
And thanks to me pal, David for reminding my addled self.
posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:27 am
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Comment by Arrrrreality Check Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:29 am
Arrr, Cubbies need to bring base runners home or else their post-season will be sunk to Davy Jones’ locker.
Comment by jwscott72 Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:47 am
Cubs fans be in for another dissapointment. They don’t have t’ pitchin’ or t’ hittin’ t’ get out o’ t’ first round. Sweet Lou be great, but be only human.
Comment by Paul Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:50 am
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
The Cubs arrrr in contention, savvy?
Comment by s Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:53 am
Aarrgghhh. The Cubs be my mateys and I’m a hopin’ and prayin’ they take da booty dey so deserves. Play ball or walk da plank.
Comment by Sailor Sam Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:54 am
Talk like a pirate, huh?
How’s this, “Why pay money for the new 50 Cent album when you can download it for free at http://thepiratebay.org/ instead?”
Oh wait, I mean “Why pay money for virus protection when you can download the home use edition of Avast! virus protection for free at http://tinyurl.com/fzrhw (Avast… pirates… get it? hello? hello? cricket… cricket…)
Alright, how’s this, “I sure hope we reach land soon because the appeal of sodomy is rapidly diminishing.”
“Aaargh, matey!”
Indeed.
– SCAM
Comment by so-called "Austin Mayor" Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 11:56 am
the appeal of sodomy is rapidly diminishing.
Have we reached the point where we are going to drink each other’s water?
Comment by Pat Collins Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 12:36 pm
If the cubs had kept AAAARRRRdsma, they would be a shoe in for a win today.
Comment by unbiased Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 12:53 pm
HAT TIP ALERT —
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=local&id=5664018
Chicago is mulling raised the sales tax to double digits….ELEVEN PERCENT.
Comment by Crimefighter Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:08 pm
Rich,
Ye should avast yerself of the stadium on Addison and ClARRRRRRRRGHK Street to catch the PIRATES this weekend, ye vow of refusal be damned.
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:18 pm
Crimefighter-
Now there’s an unsav’ry bunch of looters, there.
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:20 pm
Whar’s the first matie Irish Pirate yarragh!!! Shiver me timbers!
Comment by Levois Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:33 pm
Mark my words, mates, the Brewers be headed to Davy Jones’ locker!
Comment by The Guild of Calamitous Intent Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:33 pm
Man the mainsails you cubbie dogs! The brewers are turning to port and bringing their starboard cannons to bear. Pray to davy that we can out run ‘em, forsure we cannot out gun ‘em…..
Comment by Healthcare Worker Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:46 pm
Arrrgh, we be 7-5 against ye choke arrrrtists. If ye can’t even beat arrr sarrrry cloob…ye cain’t win yarr division.
Comment by Rich O. Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 1:54 pm
Then Mansion staff can justifiably post this above the gates: “All hope abandon ye who enter here”.
For today, just post a pic of Johnny Depp and we wenches will be happy!
Comment by Captain Jack Sparrow for Governor Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:01 pm
What’s a pirate’s favorite place to eat?
I’ll fill ya in later if ya don’t get it.
Comment by Joke Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:02 pm
We’re terrible, and we can often beat the hapless Cubs…Oh, I thought you meant talk like a PITTSBURGH Pirate.
Ahoy, even if ye landlubbers be makin’ the playoffs, ye ought to be expectin’ ta walk the plank in the first arrrrrrrround.
Comment by JonShibleyFan Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:12 pm
Avast! Mr. Zambrano be a scallyway who be losin’ me fantasy points on the Yahoo! Yarg!
Comment by Team Sleep Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 2:18 pm
Don’t give the ball to Ryan DemptstAAAAAAARRR!
Give the ball to CAAARRRRRlos MAAAARRRRmol!
Comment by Jake From Elwood Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 3:08 pm
GO BREWERS!
Comment by Robin Yount Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 3:47 pm
Sox Fan says, “No parley !” Death to the Cubs.
Comment by amy Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 4:11 pm
Forget these scurvey Cubs! I’m goin’ to a movie that’s rated “Arrr.”
Comment by South Side Mike Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 4:51 pm
Rarrrrrrr! Load ‘em up, load ‘em all up! Hoist the all the sheets and all the bottles and sail full speed down the middle and when ye’re there give ‘em everything from all barrels! Raaarrrrrrrr! Raaaaarrrrr!
Comment by Ahem Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 5:01 pm
Matey can’t ye’re be dragging you oeg leg home your own?
Now ye’er asking the All Rookie team into BrewTown and send em to davey Jones Locker
That’s one tall order, but we’ll do out part
Don’t choke
Comment by Reddbyrd Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 6:53 pm
Cubs Win…Brewers LOSE…maties. Put that in ur wooden leg and smoke it!!
Comment by Eddy Wednesday, Sep 19, 07 @ 10:55 pm