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Caption contest!

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Keep it clean.

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:37 pm

Comments

  1. When did the Sun-Times hire Durbin as a columnist?

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:38 pm

  2. Coming in 2008…Reservoir Dogs go to Washington

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:41 pm

  3. Is that a Drone Predator?

    Comment by Mark Johnson Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:41 pm

  4. Oh, crap. Here come the pigeons, and I’m wearing the new suit I got over the weekend at S & K!

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:43 pm

  5. Is that Blago flying on the state plane againg??!!!

    Comment by Me Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:44 pm

  6. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Super Obama!

    Comment by Anon from BB Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:45 pm

  7. “I hope my shadow reflects my human side and not my true reptilian figure”

    Comment by Louie Vega Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:46 pm

  8. “An Associated Press analysis concludes that Dick Durbin casts the weirdest shadow in Congres.”

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:46 pm

  9. Yes, Mr. Reid, right away Mr. Reid…gosh you’re tall and may I say Mr. Reid awfully good looking…

    Comment by Jimbo Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:47 pm

  10. What Dick Durbin looks like from Rod Blagojevich’s plane when the pilots let Rod fly.

    Comment by Wacker Drive Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:52 pm

  11. Obama has a bodyman? I don’t need no coat-holding lackeys, thank you very much.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:53 pm

  12. Men in Black retiree.

    Comment by Northside Bunker Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:53 pm

  13. “You want me to build an ark? You’re kidding, right, Lord?”

    Comment by HoosierDaddy Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:54 pm

  14. Look at the five of them in there still trying to finish session and I’m going on home.

    Comment by Anon Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:54 pm

  15. How do I get out of Obama’s shadow?

    Comment by train111 Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:59 pm

  16. Just a few … more … steps … and I can get out from Barack’s shadow. Or is that Simon’s?

    Comment by Prairie Sage Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:00 pm

  17. Demonstrating his youth and vitality, U.S. Senator Dick Durbin announced today he is walking home for Congress’ Thanksgiving recess.

    Comment by Jimbo Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:00 pm

  18. By the way, for the worst ever photo of Lisa Madigan click here.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:03 pm

  19. According to legend, if we see Dick’s shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich. If we don’t see Dick’s shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich.

    Comment by Fresh Tracks Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:03 pm

  20. What is Al Gore doing up there in the tree? Is he holding his Oscar up in the sunlight again?

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:14 pm

  21. There he is, Mr. Vice-President. You’re cleared to open fire!

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:15 pm

  22. The light! It’s too bright! Can’t be having any sunshine here.

    Comment by kimsch Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:17 pm

  23. Rich, are you supposed to be entering your own contest?

    Comment by kimsch Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:19 pm

  24. “I sure am glad cows can’t fly.”

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:22 pm

  25. “I knew we shouldn’t have let the western states take water from Lake Michigan.”

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:23 pm

  26. Next to Obama - He’s becoming the “Incredible Shrinking Senator”

    Comment by Walt Disney Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:27 pm

  27. Rich,

    Please check your pic file - are you sure that isn’t one of the daughters of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos? Caption: “What happened to all of Mom’s shoes? I can’t find them anywhere!”

    Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:31 pm

  28. Sunlight reveals Dick Durbin to be a trumpet playing monkey on a mans shoulders

    Comment by Ghost Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:34 pm

  29. For bonus Points…caption for the Lisa Madgian photo

    Dhur!

    Comment by Ghost Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:36 pm

  30. Lisa—-
    They said my Dad and mom did WHAT on Halloween???

    Comment by He makes Ryan Look like a Saint Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:38 pm

  31. “Senator Durbin admires the Balzekas Museum of Lithuanian Culture”

    Comment by goon Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:39 pm

  32. “Hmmm…….Is that a UFO?? Maybe I should ask Dennis Kucinich!!”

    Comment by piper Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:42 pm

  33. Lisa–

    “My precious”

    Comment by God's Country Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:49 pm

  34. Sen. Durbin watches as a hole suddendly appears above him in the O-zone layer after Gov. Blagojevich’s personal hair stylist gets done putting on the fifth can of hair spray.

    Comment by Trafficmatt Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:54 pm

  35. Lisa: “Then you suck in your breath and hold it in for as long as you can…”

    Comment by Jimbo Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:06 pm

  36. Ooops, is that a red light camera? Hope they don’t issue tickets for jaywalking.

    Comment by The Mad Hatter Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:09 pm

  37. New shadow-tech photography clearly indicates that Dick Durbin is a stick puppet with no spine.

    Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:15 pm

  38. Years later, Peter Pan still has his shadow sewn on.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:17 pm

  39. It’s raining men!

    Comment by Highland Online Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:26 pm

  40. Durbin: “Yeow! Could use a little turkey tightening there!”
    LM: “What did Rudolph Durbin say!????”.

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:28 pm

  41. “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:34 pm

  42. Lisa,

    Ouch.

    A bad hair day, for sure.

    But a bad neck day, too?!?

    Comment by DeepFriedOnAStick Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:38 pm

  43. Mr. Miller wins this contest.

    And now, on to the farm reports.

    Comment by Les Nessman Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:52 pm

  44. Popeye’s shadow looks like Dick Durbin.

    Comment by Mr. Cub Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 5:17 pm

  45. Mr. Durbin, I glanced at your shadow; is that a tax increase in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Comment by Midwest GOP Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 7:59 pm

  46. In the midst of the 2008 elections, Durbin prays to God - “Where do I go from here?”

    To which God replies - “To the right.”

    Durbin, missing the Lord’s shawdow showing him the direction he is to go, Durbin looks to the heavens, thanks God and swithches political parties.

    Comment by unclesam Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 8:30 pm

  47. What do you mean keep it clean? You’re the one showing the dirty pictures!

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 10:16 pm

  48. Sen. Dick: “Oh Lord, I didn’t mean to do it!”

    Lisa: This is a girl that needs a good ham sandwich.

    Comment by Disgusted Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 5:50 am

  49. Hey Barack

    Comment by Moe Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 9:12 am

  50. How’d you get that Harley up there on that high dive anyway?

    Comment by Sahims2 Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 4:42 pm

  51. This is my Alan Alda look, how do you like it?

    Comment by Sahims2 Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 4:48 pm

  52. Dick Durbin, the Minister of Silly Walks, arrives at his office.

    Comment by Sahims2 Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 4:51 pm

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