“No, Chris, seriously, I’ll trade you my apartment on Park Place in New York, you swap me that beach house off the Boardwalk…. no hotels, just the house.”
Yeah that Trump Tax Break is going to help us (laughter from both) … but me a lot more than you (laughter only from JB)… and don’t worry, I’ll speak out against it just like you (laughter from both)
- kibbit - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:50 pm:
“I must eat you.”
- Saluki - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:50 pm:
Battle of the jowls.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
“No, J.B., my coat was just a bit tight… “
- Keyrock - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
“And you thought you were wealthy?”
- RP_Progressive - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
Pritzker: I’ll release my tax returns if you do. Deal?
Kennedy: Deal. I’ll do mine the day I submit petitions.
Pritzker: Yeah, ok. Me too…
Kennedy: Full returns or cover pages?
Pritzker: It’s complex.
Kennedy: What about those family trusts?
Pritzker: Nope.
- Anonish - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
“Thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you.”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
“We really need to do something about that Biss guy… “
- Highway 20 - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
“Great job making little Danny Biss mad!”
“Yeah, you too! That’s teamwork!”
- Railrat - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:55 pm:
Congratulations we are both hiding our tax returns, thank God for Trump ! Lol hey see you later
- Honeybadger - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm:
I will appoint you to a Deputy Governor position, ok?
- Anon - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm:
May the best man win
- Slugger - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:56 pm:
“Chris, you will have to submit a resume for a job in my administration just like everyone else.”
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:57 pm:
Next time we wear the cowboy costumes, okay?
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 2:59 pm:
“Chris, call me Luca Brasi again. Try it… “
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:01 pm:
“No, Chris, seriously, I’ll trade you my apartment on Park Place in New York, you swap me that beach house off the Boardwalk…. no hotels, just the house.”
- Mouthy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
The jackets waterproof and comes with poles and pegs too..
- Almost the Weekend - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:03 pm:
Trust Fund Babies
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:03 pm:
“Chris, to be honest, I’m glad it it’s not just you and I… “
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:04 pm:
“My sleeves are rolled up, JB, so I’m clearly working harder than you…”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:06 pm:
“Chris, I’m not trading Penny for all your brother, sisters, cousins… “
- 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:06 pm:
J.B. Pritzker. Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:07 pm:
“Well, Chris, I coulda told you, Bill Daley isn’t known for fundraising. Penny… well… “
- Anonymous - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:08 pm:
“Chris, between your smile and my girth, it’s amazing we’re still in the game, right?”
- Red fish blue fish - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:09 pm:
“Chris, you really need to wear a suit”
“JB, you really need to lose some weight”
Both candidates laugh and swear under their breath
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:11 pm:
“Chris, I hope you didn’t bike here tonight, my driver hit a Huffy bike in the parking lot and I’d be blue if I found out it was yours… “
- Jocko - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:12 pm:
“I appreciate your offer to ride Divvies, but I’m taking a limo.”
- Ann O Mouse - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:13 pm:
Delta Tau Chi fraternity brothers “Flounder” and “Otter” re-unite to plan a toga party in Springfield.
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
“Who is this Dauber guy, anyways? You know him?”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:17 pm:
“Chris, say that again, I’ll drop another of my “Lucky 7” million in the account and just run ads of cute puppies playing in a meadow, k?”
- Henry Francis - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:18 pm:
Deal - between the 2 of us we will make sure the nouveau riche trash gets taken out.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:19 pm:
“Chris, ask me where the bathroom is again, I’ll cancel your Hilton Rewards card. Yeah, I know you have one… “
- 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:19 pm:
Chris, if I had your teeth I’d be twice this size.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:21 pm:
“No, Chris, I have about 50 campaign offices and 300 staffers I’m paying for, the $7 million a pop doesn’t go that far…”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:27 pm:
“JB, the good news is Bruce and Diana will have finished the renovations in the mansion, so we don’t have to worry about things… like… “
- zatoichi - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:27 pm:
Armwrestle, two outta tree.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:29 pm:
“Chris, you be nice to Tio and Dalbier. I need them to stick around, so be warm and charming”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:31 pm:
“JB, we’re all rooting for Ives… “
- SSL - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:33 pm:
Touch anything on my plate and I’ll rip your arm right out if the socket.
- Quizzical - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:33 pm:
Isn’t that just like an Irishman, bringing millions to a tens of millions fight.
- wordslinger - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:41 pm:
JB: “Chris, if your generation had handled grandpa’s fortune like mine did, you could afford a jacket.”
- 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:42 pm:
Hey Chris,
M.K. and I are having a little party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow our lawn?
- MissBentohs - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:46 pm:
“Yes I promise to buy you a coat if you promise never to do that with your sleeves. Who you emulating… Rauner?”
- Anonymous324 - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:48 pm:
“Bad news, JB. The Mart raised the rent on the 1871 space.”
- MissBentohs - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:51 pm:
Yeah that Trump Tax Break is going to help us (laughter from both) … but me a lot more than you (laughter only from JB)… and don’t worry, I’ll speak out against it just like you (laughter from both)
- Outsiders - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:52 pm:
We are not career Springfield politicians like the insider former State Representative now State Senator Dan Biss.
- no name - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 3:53 pm:
“promise i can have the rest of your sandwich? let’s shake on it.”
- 47th Ward - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:00 pm:
Kennedy you say? Are you related to Scott?
- Amalia - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm:
Rumble in the high income jungle.
- GutterIllinois - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:01 pm:
“Chris, remind me why both of us actually want this stupid job?”
- VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
“I bought you another suit from Walmart, Chris”
“Thanks, but how did you fit it into the little basket on those Walmart scooters you use, JB?”
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
Dude, if you want to look like a governor, you wear a purple tie. Orange is out.
- VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:12 pm:
“I heard you biked here, Chris. What does exercise feel like?”
- VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:16 pm:
“Instead of biking Chis, I ride in a rickshaw pulled by the Superbowl losing team.”
- VanillaMan - Friday, Dec 1, 17 @ 4:18 pm:
“I think it would look better if I’m the front of the horse, and you’re the huge back half.”