Pritzker: “State Fair’s can be a lot of fun, Mr. Speaker. The food, the beer, the food, the people, the animals - horses, cows, chickens, hey…..there’s a GOOSE….HAAAAHAAAAHAA
Is your brother Tokey available to help with a marketing push we have planned for early next year or is he still doing stuff with Grateful Dead tribute bands?
If you ever get laid off from your gig with the Forest Service, you’d be a great mascot for Illinois. Can you imagine having photos of “Smokey” above the dispensary doors?
“AG spokespeople confirmed that Squeezey had been replaced by Smokey. ‘We love named that begin with S, but studies show people love bears more than snakes.’” said one unnamed source.
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:08 pm:
This humidity is unbearable.
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:09 pm:
Arent you the guy that barely beat Rauner?
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:10 pm:
Only you can prevent a firesale.
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:11 pm:
Hey BooBoo, lets go steal a picnic basket.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:11 pm:
Watch the hand there, bub.
- Nieva - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:13 pm:
I wax mine off.
- Earnest - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:13 pm:
Great day for those into bears.
- The Real Captain - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:14 pm:
Bad touch!
- Tom Collins - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:14 pm:
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
- Norseman - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:15 pm:
#BearToo
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:16 pm:
Governor Pritzker poses with former Governor Rauner showing off his new costume.
- Dotnonymous - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:17 pm:
You fooled me with the bear costume,Bruce.
- Former Quigley Supporter - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:18 pm:
“I’m the Fair Tax Teddy Bear, remember to embrace me on 11/3/2020, and I’ll squeeze you everyday after!”
- Bamboozled - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:19 pm:
“I thought they said your hair had turned white in prison?”
- Steve - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:20 pm:
Governor Pritzker traumatizes man in bear outfit.
- Ducky LaMoore - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:24 pm:
Governor Pritzker exercising his right to bear arms.
- Grandson of Man - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:27 pm:
You have chronic back pain, I can feel it. Get yourself a medical marijuana card.
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:28 pm:
Oh I thought they said we have two State Bears!
- A guy - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:29 pm:
Tell me your last name again Danielle?
- A guy - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:31 pm:
Let’s go into the woods. There’ an age old question I just have to get an answer to.
- Sayitaintso - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:34 pm:
Pritzker: “State Fair’s can be a lot of fun, Mr. Speaker. The food, the beer, the food, the people, the animals - horses, cows, chickens, hey…..there’s a GOOSE….HAAAAHAAAAHAA
- OneMan - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:38 pm:
Is your brother Tokey available to help with a marketing push we have planned for early next year or is he still doing stuff with Grateful Dead tribute bands?
- don the legend - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:40 pm:
“Miller that’s a heckuva costume. C’mon with me into Conservation World and I’ll get you a Fresca”.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:47 pm:
Only YOU can prevent doobie fires.
- Baloneymous - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:47 pm:
JBs hand has almost crossed the Joe Biden demarcation line
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:51 pm:
Ducky.oneMan great stuff.
- Cubs in '16 - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:54 pm:
“Bruce might’ve saved a deer but check this out. I found and befriended one of those Sasquatches.”
- Eire17 - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 3:57 pm:
Hand is unbearably low
- Myles Mannerd - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:02 pm:
Say, have you tried the new Impossible burger from Burger King?? It’s GGGGGRRr….not too bad. Ok, stay safe.
- @misterjayem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:06 pm:
“This porridge is TOO HOT!”
– MrJM
- Henry Francis - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:06 pm:
The Illinois State Fair’s latest attraction, Bear wrestling.
- VerySmallRocks - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:07 pm:
Hey, BlueDog, it’s “pic-a-nic” basket 😁
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:25 pm:
If you ever get laid off from your gig with the Forest Service, you’d be a great mascot for Illinois. Can you imagine having photos of “Smokey” above the dispensary doors?
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:27 pm:
I long for the days of Eddie Arnold.
- A guy - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:31 pm:
I need a picture from the front with about 4 of you guys. I’ll even change into black to really look thin.
- SOIL M - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:46 pm:
Smokey, what do you mean by this reminds you of meeting Biden in Iowa?
- Peter Coffey - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 4:54 pm:
Smarter than the average Illinois Governor.
- Bruce (no not him) - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 5:04 pm:
Excuse me Smokey, but my eyes are up here.
- Amalia - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 5:07 pm:
When they go high, we go low
- Greenpeace - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 5:35 pm:
Gee Rod, you gained weight in prison.
- Henry Francis - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 5:37 pm:
To celebrate Snoop Dogg’s performance at the fair, it’s Huggy Bear.
- Motambe - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 5:51 pm:
Governor, I’ve got friends in the woods who could use those toilets you removed.
- Huh? - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 5:52 pm:
Can I get you on the grand stand at the Duquoin state fair? I’ve got an opening to fill.
- Blue Dog Dem - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 6:38 pm:
VerySmall. You are correct.
- Keyrock - Monday, Aug 12, 19 @ 8:29 pm:
Together, we can stamp out Squeezy the python.
- Name Withheld - Tuesday, Aug 13, 19 @ 10:01 am:
“AG spokespeople confirmed that Squeezey had been replaced by Smokey. ‘We love named that begin with S, but studies show people love bears more than snakes.’” said one unnamed source.