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(Idea shamelessly stolen from IR)

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:22 am

Comments

1. (said in unison) “I love your hair!”

   Comment by Wigand Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:35 am

2. “Your father in law says hi”

   Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:36 am

3. Blago: …and then we’ll tell the taxpayers the cost of all these new ‘programs’ will only be $3.5 billion!

   Comment by Slash Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:38 am

4. You’re going down Testicular Verility boy!

   Comment by GOPJay Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:46 am

5. My list of active federal investigations is longer than your list of active federal investigations.

   Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:12 am

6. Judy: “ I must break you.”

   Rod: “Just please don’t touch the hair.”

   Comment by Anon Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:15 am

7. Judy Baar: Rod this year you’ll give the state of the state and I’ll sit back and wait for my turn next year”

   Comment by anonymous Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:30 am

8. Rod: I’ll give $1 million to YOUR church too.

   Comment by North of I-80 Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:36 am

9. Your standing on my sore toe.
   or
   While I got you, think I could get the Accordian concession at the fair after I get thumped in the primary?

   Comment by Reddbyrd Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:40 am

10. The media thinks this is a cute picture but the hell of it is we both are going to get thumped in the primary.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:57 am

11. Mom?

    Comment by Hearsay Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:07 am

12. May I have this dance?

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:14 am

13. There’s no reason to even come up with any more. The first was the best. Bravo, Wigand.

    Comment by Anon. Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:20 am

14. Wigand’s was good, but I think we can still do better.

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:24 am

15. I don’t think you can

    Comment by Wigand Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:26 am

16. Rod: “Hello Joker, where’s Batman?”

    Comment by The Penguin Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:32 am

17. “Rod, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

    Comment by Capt. Renault Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:33 am

18. I’m drunk too!!

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:37 am

19. “Hey red, what say you and me jump on the taxpayers’ jet and head to Atlantic City for Dinner and some Kino!”

    Comment by the Patriot Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:41 am

20. Say, are you new in town? Well! Welcome to Springfield!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:49 am

21. Sid Mathias (in background)-
    “What’s Dick Mell doing up in the gallery?”

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:20 pm

22. Judy and Rod discuss pension benefits they’ll get after their transition to the private sector in 2007.

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:20 pm

23. Hey Rod mine is bigger than your’s

    Comment by Now Thats funnny I don't care who you are Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:22 pm

24. You smile in my face and you talk behind my back. We’ll see who has the last laugh

    Comment by ROD BLAGOJEVICH Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:37 pm

25. “Hair today, gone tomorrow”

    Comment by 6 Degrees of Separation Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:47 pm

26. Judy, Did you have too much food over the holidays?

    Comment by SouthernILRepub Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:28 pm

27. So remember regardless of who wins Kjellander still gets his cut.

    Comment by anon Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:29 pm

28. This is too easy: Dumb and Dumber

    Comment by Aaron Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:32 pm

29. “I know! I can’t believe we’re the frontrunners either!”

    Comment by heet101 Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:49 pm

30. Judy: “I am flattered, Rod. But not on my worse day!”

    Comment by Shelbyville Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 2:24 pm

31. Candidates Exchange Ideas about Circumventing Ethics Reforms

    Comment by Former MC Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:09 pm

32. Where’s the chicken for my pot?

    Comment by The Broken Heart of Rogers Park Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:42 pm

33. “Judy, I’m going to have 15 million reasons to make you cry”

    “Rod, don’t look now, but while you are here, Patrick Fitzgerald is serving indicting another cabinet memeber … oops, there goes another”

    Comment by The "G" Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:47 pm

34. “Id ask you to start moving out of the mansion now but we both know that wont take long.”

    Comment by prairiestatedem Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:49 pm

35. Rod to predator: You are one ugly M————-!

    Comment by B Hicks Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 4:09 pm

36. Judy to Rod
    “50 bucks says you can’t work Graceland into the speach”

    Rod to Judy
    “You’re on”

    Comment by Jaded Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 4:30 pm

37. “I’ve got more testicular virility!”
    “No, I’ve got more testicular virility!”

    Comment by Anon-mouse Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:23 pm

38. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    The “Bi-Partisan Combine” is alive and well in Springpatch.

    They’d love nothing better than a race between two horses that they own lock-stock-and-barrel.

    Comment by The Colonel Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:29 pm

39. GAME ON DUDE!!

    Comment by BIG R.PH Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:30 pm

40. Rod-whatcha covering up with that turtleneck, Hot Stuff?
    JBT-the other “knots” as big as the one on that tie?

    Comment by just wondering.... Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:35 pm

41. “may the best man win”

    Comment by did I say that? Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 6:05 pm

42. Judy to Rod: “George Ryan had 14 million to, look where it got him.”

    Rod’s reply “George wasn’t introduced to politics thru his father-in-law.”

    AP Caption: Candidates for Governor discuss campaign finance reform before the State of the State

    Comment by triplemstrategies Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 6:10 pm

43. R - Hey, I just bought the house next to yours.
    J - Ha, I already live here.

    Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 6:39 pm

44. Hey Rod, If Patty would have listened to her sister, you’d still be in traffic court.

    Comment by guvmint lifer Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 7:11 pm

45. “Rod, You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That’s your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.”

    Comment by The "G" Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 8:51 pm

46. The day that Clarabell and Howdy Doody first met at a party at Buffalo Bob’s house.

    Comment by Beowulf Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:13 pm

47. Rod: Today , I will attack Washington
    Judy: Breaks out into laughter

    Comment by scoot Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:28 pm

48. Hey, The “G” do you always use movie lines since you can’t think of anything original?

    Comment by MDPD 50 Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:53 pm

49. Go Ahead, Make My Day

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:03 pm

50. Oh, by the way, Milorad, Patrick says “Hi.”

    Comment by Ex-Newfie Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:25 pm

51. I still win

    Comment by Wigand Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 12:00 am

52. Looks like Wigand is right. He wins, unless someone else comes up with something soon.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 4:57 am

53. Wigands proclaims himself the winner? I thought these were supposed to be good…oh well.

    Comment by huh? Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 8:04 am

54. Hey Anon … are you always “Anonoymous” because you can’t think of a name?

    Comment by The "G" Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 8:32 am

55. Pot meets Kettle.

    Comment by Brooke Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 10:36 am

56. I think Vanillaman’s should be the winner!

    Comment by Anon Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 11:45 am

57. Springfield - Though the Governor thought he had secured the Jack-in-a-Box tightly, the clown popped up, taking him by surprise on a rare day spent at the Capitol.

    Comment by anonymess Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 2:42 pm

58. Don’t laugh, I’m serious, using Monopoly money will really work!

    Comment by Bubs Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 3:18 pm

59. “Do you wax?”

    “Yes, I do.”

    “So do i.”

    Comment by Aunt Glabby Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 3:25 pm

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