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* Usually about this time in a campaign cycle, I sternly warn commenters to avoid posting bumper sticker slogans in comments.
“Vote for X! She’s the best!” goofiness really has no place here. The same goes for “Vote against Z! He’s no good!” crud.
We’ll be deleting as many of those comments as possible in the coming days, so be warned: Your bumper sticker won’t stick here.
This time, though, I’ve decided to give our warning a little twist, so…
* The Question: Can you come up with a bumper sticker slogan for your favorite candidate and/or against your most despised candidate? If so, have fun while it lasts. Snark is heavily encouraged, of course.
The winner will get an invite to a special private party I’m probably throwing this Saturday night in Chicago. If you can’t come, or if you don’t want to divulge your identity, no biggie. At least you will have won. I say “probably” because I’m so busy this week that I may be too tired to do the party, which I host the Saturday before every state election. I’ll decide by tomorrow. If I don’t do it, I’ll buy you a pop or something more adult-oriented.
…Adding… People are getting so into the spirit of things that I thought I’d create an actual bumper sticker just for fun…
Heh.
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:05 am
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Again, don’t blame me I voted for Judy.
Comment by Quacktastic Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:07 am
If Hynes wins he should get a t-shirt that says I “heart” HW.
Comment by casual observer Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:14 am
Vote Jason Plummer - Dad wants me off the his payroll and out of the house too!
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:14 am
Andy McKenna: If at first you don’t succeed, buy buy (the election) again.
Comment by well Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:15 am
Vote Gary Skoien for Comitteman–True family values we can all be proud of!
Comment by train111 Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:16 am
Kirk Dillard - Not Your Father’s Myopic State Legislator.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:16 am
Simon + Hartigan + Quinn = 3 Lite Govs that couldn’t win the big job.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:16 am
Pat Quinn - Give me an hour and fourty minutes to speak, and you will still wonder what I have to say.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:18 am
Scott Lee Cohen — I’ll buy your love, your vote AND your watch.
Comment by dupage progressive Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:18 am
Pat Quinn: All the incompetence of Rod Blagojevich, with none of the charisma.
Comment by well Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:19 am
My Dad ran for Governor and all the inheritance I ended up with was this T-Shirt. (McKenna)
Have you seen how dirty that guys car is? (McKenna)
I understand poor people, they work for me. (McKenna)
But I am a legacy out of Chicago (Hynes)
I’ve played hoops with Obama, come on people (Alexi)
It’s Jim, Not Geroge nor Jack Ryan
That Obama ad was a youthful Indiscretion
Adam Adre, Adamef, Adra..Hey it isn’t Ryan!
Three out of four dead guys support me. (Hynes)
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:20 am
Vote for Pat Quinn to keep Mike Madigan strong –
(Quinn made Mike Madigan by his Cutback Amendment, and keeps Madigan strong through his incompetence.)
Comment by Really Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:20 am
Quinn — At the Top by Default
Comment by vole Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:20 am
Mike Manzo: confrontational like Peraica, but with a scoop of sleazy and a helping of dishonesty.
Comment by Carl Nyberg Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:21 am
Dorothy Brown - Gie me a Holiday, and I will give you a chance to give me $3.00
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:22 am
“Pat Quinn became Governor and all I got was this lousy early release from prison!”
Comment by well Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:22 am
ANDY MARTIN
I’m Out There For You!
Comment by Louis G. Atsaves Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:23 am
After seeing the Preckwinkle/Ben Franklin Ads
Toni Preckwinkle…. I see dead people…..
Comment by The Truth shall Set you free Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am
Quinn — Incompetence that Cares
Comment by ILPundit Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am
Squirrels - nature’s speed bumps… Quinn - Illinois’ speed bump.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am
“Dillard & Obama: Birds of a feather, flock together”
Comment by Rudy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am
“Quinn the Job Man”
Just wondering aloud, Ford as an EOE, how many of these new positions will actually go to Indiana residents.
Comment by Mr. Ethics Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am
Hynes - The only skeletons in my closet came from Burr Oak.
Comment by Small Town Liberal Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:25 am
Come on it’s been fun so far.. Vote Stroger.
Burr Oak Democratic Voters for Quinn…
If we let Zombies vote, they would vote Quinn
Vote McKenna, otherwise he will never stop.
Reduce campaign consultant unemployment, vote McKenna
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:25 am
My favorite campaign button of all time was “Honkies for Harold.” Perhaps Dan Hynes could now buy one on eBay. lol
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:25 am
Andy McKenna - There are some things money can’t buy…luckily the Republican Primary isn’t one of them.
Comment by Sewanee Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:26 am
Vote Soy Boy, bland just like soy.
Re-define insider, vote McKenna
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:27 am
Change Wasn’t Good Enough! Throw the Bums Out!
Comment by bored now Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:28 am
Vote Hynes taking strange political bedfellows to a new realm…
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:28 am
Vote Timmy O’Irish Guy for Judge. My hair is red now, eyes are green now. Formerly known as Hans Gruberman
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:29 am
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:29 am
Todd Stroger - What, Me Worry?
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:30 am
Catch and release is for fish — NOT DOC
Comment by todd Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:31 am
Rosanna Pulido for Congress: And you thought Michelle Bachman was insane.
Chris Lauzen: Because maladjusted jerks need a voice in Springfield too
Comment by well Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:31 am
Quinn: “Blago/Quinn in 2010″
Hynes: “19th Ward for Washington”
McKenna: “My Other Car is a Mercedes — a Really Nice One”
Dillard: “Republicans for the Bolshevik Obama”
Proft: “You Might Think That, But I Couldn’t Possibly Comment”
Ryan: “Free Rolando Cruz”
Alexi: “My Momma Loves Me”
Hoffman: “Eddie Munster Fan Club”
Kirk: “Beam Me Up — to the Senate”
Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:32 am
Vote Dillard- “ill legally change my name to Jim Edgar’s chief of staff if it helps”
Comment by Cook County R Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:32 am
Mark Kirk & Kirk Dillard:
Kirk & Kirk…Beam Us Up!
Comment by GOP Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:33 am
Hynes — I actually know how to do basic math.
Comment by IL Yeezy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:34 am
Bring Back Jim. Any Jim.
Comment by Anon Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:34 am
Earth is full Quinn, Go home.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:34 am
VOTE PATRICK QUINN
He’s For It and Against It!
Comment by Louis G. Atsaves Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:35 am
Ethan Hastert - It’s Coach - plus a DUI and a lack of GOP Primary voting with a hint of a lobbyist!
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:35 am
Vote Jim Ryan and we will automatically enter you in a chance to win an all expense paid trip to the Purple Hotel in Lincolwood where you will be treated to an all-day drug and alcohol fueled bender with former Illinois political rainmaker Stu “Special K” Levine.
Comment by Big Policy Nerd Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:36 am
Watch out for the idiot behind me… It may be Our Gov.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:36 am
Quinn - Vote for me and I’ll set you free, Ball of Confusion….
Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:37 am
Vote Republican - it’s easier than thinking!
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:40 am
Steve Rauchenberger - I am the “Sane” Fab Five member left.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:40 am
“Unemployed Executioners for Jim Ryan!”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:40 am
Dan Proft: I’m the Conservative with an actual personality.
Comment by Responsa Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:42 am
Who The Hell Is Jim Edgar? Vote McKenna
Comment by Boomer Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:42 am
They call me Soy Boy Quinn, look it up
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:43 am
Dan Proft - Pat O’Malley with a shadow and reflection.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:43 am
How can the Tribune editorial board be wrong? I’m Andy McKenna and I paid for, oops, excuse me, I approve this message.
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:43 am
Quinn: Convicts won’t serve their time if it saves the state a dime!
Comment by Hank Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:44 am
Vote for Quinn. He won’t listen to the special interests. Heck, he doesn’t listen to anyone!
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:45 am
Catatonics for Hynes and McKenna!
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:47 am
Vote Quinn, c’mon now, guys, don’t get personal.
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:48 am
Tripartisans for Dillard! We’ll try anything! Barack, tea partiers, Edgar, anything!
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:48 am
Hey, Rich, what if you win? Do we have to buy you a drink?
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:49 am
Yes, dd, all of you will have to buy me a drink.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:49 am
Kirk Dillard: Because Jack Roeser deserves at least one win.
Comment by well Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:50 am
Spotted on Peter LaBarbera’s van: “Debra Olson, Candidate for Peyton Place County Board Chairman”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:50 am
Bobby Kennedy fired me too!
Vote Quinn in 2010
Comment by Bill Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:51 am
Vote for Jim Ryan. I promise I won’t wrongfully convict the tollroad.
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:52 am
My Dad Didn’t Mean It!
Vote Hynes!
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:52 am
NIB No one is Blago
Comment by Levois Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:52 am
Andy McKenna: Almost as Qualified as My Dad
Todd Stroger: Almost as Qualified as That “Undecided” Guy
Dorothy Brown: It’s All in the Jeans
Dump Dan Hynes Because of Burr Oak
Dump Pat Quinn Because We’re Brrr-oke
Vote Andy Martin or He’ll Sue
Jacob Meister for Senate: No, Seriously
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:53 am
Quinn-The fat lady just hit a high note…
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:56 am
“Primaries: The Elections where even Greens can WIN!”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:57 am
Pat Quinn took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:00 pm
“Free Quinn — Vote Hynes”
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:00 pm
My Chicago Teacher Union Member’s Pension Beat Up Your Honor Student - Vote Hynes!
Comment by lake county democrat Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:01 pm
“Indistinguishable Guy for Illinois Lt. Governor”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:01 pm
(set to McDonalds jingle): “I’m Loving It — Vote Quinn!”
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:02 pm
Don’t be Left be Hynes
Comment by RobRoy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:02 pm
LT. GOVERNOR
Another Accident Waiting to Happen!
Comment by Louis G. Atsaves Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm
“Oh look, a kitty — Vote Republican!”
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm
Save Investigative Reporting Jobs: Elect Dorothy Brown!
Caution: This vehicle stops at all Golden Arches.
Hynes-McKenna: when all you want is a good night’s sleep.
If you can read this bumper sticker…then you won’t mind if we cut education spending in half. Vote GOP.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm
Jesse White and Lisa Madigan - Well, that’s two for the Dems …
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm
Inmates for Quinn: He won’t join us - we promise!
Comment by Quacktastic Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:04 pm
Rush said “no” to drugs, but they didn’t listen
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:04 pm
“Isn’t Ryan in Prison? Vote McKenna!”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:05 pm
“I Live in Hendon’s House of Lords”
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:05 pm
Vote Against Early Release!
Do We Want All Those Politicians In Our Streets?
Comment by Louis G. Atsaves Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:06 pm
Murphy - I’ll run for whatever you want, as long as you pay for it!
Comment by bankroll Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm
Patriots for Pat Fitzgerald: Who’s Next?
Comment by Quacktastic Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm
“Thrilla in Vanilla!” Vote Hynes/McKenna
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm
Quinn finishes B-Hynes
Comment by Louis Howe Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm
In Illinois, anyone can be Governor… That’s one of the risks you take.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:09 pm
Proud Parent of an Honor Student at Edwardsville High School with Jason Plummer
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:11 pm
lect Quin
(bumpersticker has poorly planned design)
Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:12 pm
I don’t know if you’ll win, Pot, but I can’t stop laughing. I have tears in my eyes as I type this. Bravo.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:12 pm
Vote Proft - Or Else
McKenna: Sleepy government Illinois is used to
Dillard: Party like it’s 1992
Sign Makers for Andrzejewski
Nuke Chicago - Vote Brady
Jim Ryan: Ready from day one not to be corrupt anymore
Quinn: Mom, Danny is hitting me!
Hynes: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Comment by just sayin' Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:13 pm
Quinn - It’s not my fault! It’s Their’s! (Theirs applies to Legislators, Agency Heads, Dead Mayors, and anyone else who doesn’t agree with me.)
Quinn - Blagospeak works!
Quinn - Hynes-sight is not 20/20.
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:13 pm
Tax the Rich!
(in a couple of years, maybe)
Vote Hynes
Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:13 pm
Voting Hoffman means never having to say you’re sorry.
Comment by O'Neil Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:14 pm
Ryan for Governor
a name you can trust
Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:14 pm
“Another White Guy for Another White Guy”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:15 pm
Quinn: “Quinn: One of IL’s Best Lt. Governors!”
Hynes: “Exhibit A for abolishing Lt. Gov: Quinn was one of IL’s Best Lt. Governors”
McKenna: “Promising to serve IL as well as I served the IL GOP”
Hynes: “Hynes 2010: With New and Updated Pie Charts!”
Alexi: “Standing Up for the Little Guy against Big Banks Since the Last Dividend Check Cleared”
Pat Quinn: “Illinois’ Ralph Nader”
Todd Stroger: “Sawdust off the Old Block”
Comment by South Side Mike Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:17 pm
Vote Stroger: without his patronage, unemployment would be at 12%!
Comment by ChicagoJack Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:19 pm
“Vote Quinn: If it an-n’t brrrrk dn’nt fxxxxxxxx’t!!1!”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:21 pm
“Your an Idiot”
Elect Dan Proft Governor
Comment by Moving to Oklahoma Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:21 pm
“Another Stroger for Stroger”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:22 pm
Elect Oberman
Lt. Gov.Treasurerunwavering commitment
Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:22 pm
“Alan Keyes: Republican for Illinois Senate”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:23 pm
Quinn for
Lt.Gov. 200448Comment by South Side Mike Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:26 pm
If you can read this, you’re not the Governor.
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:26 pm
Pat Quinn, “I haven’t been arrested yet, what more can you ask for?”
Comment by observer Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:28 pm
Honk if Jim Ryan falls out….
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:29 pm
Hynesight is always 20/20
Don’t flip-flop
Vote Quinn, er, Hynes, er . . .
GOP = Get On Proft
Take stock in Dillard
Bank on Giannoulias
Comment by Captain Flume Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:30 pm
“Rolling in my grave for Hynes”
Comment by Sango Dem Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:31 pm
“I played basketball with Obama back when everybody liked him! - Vote Alexi!”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:31 pm
On the journey of life, Blago choose the psycho path..
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:31 pm
(future bumper sticker)
Dorthy Brown 4 GOV…
Fixin’ a state budget - 1 jeans day at a time.
Comment by washedmyhands Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:32 pm
“Judy Baar Topinka for Comptroller - Seriously, Illinois has an elected Comptroller.”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:33 pm
Our dads will help us get more votes than your dads.
Paid for by the Hynes, McKenna, Plummer, Oberman and Hastert campaigns.
Comment by JonShibleyFan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:34 pm
“Insiders for McKenna - we know whats really going on”
“Jim - The Other White Ryan”
Comment by SickNtired Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:35 pm
Vote Quinn - Incompetence you can trust!
Vote Quinn - Anyone else would be dead wrong!
Comment by Budget Watcher Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:37 pm
Hynes - Bringing back the dead in more ways than one.
Comment by Small Town Liberal Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:37 pm
Retire Quinn…he deserves a 2nd Pension too!
Comment by Stones Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:38 pm
“Flip-floppers for Quinn – no, oh wait, yes Quinn yeah, Quinn… that’s right!?!”
Comment by SickNtired Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:38 pm
“Another improperly exhumed corpse for Dan Hynes”
“Don’t make a GRAVE mistake: Vote Hynes”
“Vote Hynes: He knows where the bodies are buried.”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:39 pm
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking for Hynes..
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:39 pm
Jason Plummer - I need this for College Credit.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:42 pm
Hamos for Lt Gov…er…Attorney Gen…no, wait, Congress. Yeah, Congress. Hamos for Congress.
Comment by JonShibleyFan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:42 pm
Pat Quinn: Blah blah blah blah…
[Affix directly to left of the words “Land of Lincoln” on your license plate]
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:43 pm
Vote Hynes, the Dems’ Oberweis !
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:44 pm
“West Side productions presents, Ricky ‘Hollywood’ Hendon - bringing excitement back to Lt. Governor’s office”
Comment by SickNtired Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:45 pm
Vote Terrence O’Brien - How am I losing to these guys?
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:46 pm
Quinn - Vote for me ’cause I can’t think of anything good about the other guy.
Quinn - Deniability Rocks!
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:47 pm
Dan Seals for Congress in 2006 2008 2010!
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:48 pm
Jason Plummer: Taking My Opponents Out Behind the Woodshed, and I’ve Got 43 Woodsheds!
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:50 pm
Vote Proft, Quinn’s Early Release solution.
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:51 pm
Scott Lee Cohen - What the hell, Why not?
Hynes / Cohen - A comptroller & pawnbroker walk in to a budget meeting….
Comment by Blue Dog Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:52 pm
Vote Alexi — He’ll be a star in the Senate Cloakroom — he needs a place to hang his empty suit.
Comment by Really Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:52 pm
“Because a job with no official duties is more relevant than being in the General Assembly” Boland/Turner/Link
Comment by Sango Dem Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:54 pm
Pat Quinn-Built Ford Tough
Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:54 pm
“Shane! Come back!” -brought to you by AKPD.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:58 pm
Vote Mark Kirk. He agrees with you.
Comment by JonShibleyFan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:59 pm
Quinn and Hynes walk into a bar and shortly thereafter it declares Chapter 13. Vote Republican !
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:01 pm
Dan Hynes - proving dead people from Chicago can still swing an election ( Thanks Harold )
Comment by Blue Dog Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:02 pm
Quinn - Pants on the ground.
Pants on the Ground.
Dannys from Downtown!
Pants on the Ground.
Pants on the Ground.
Dannys a machine clown!
Pants on the Ground.
Pants on the Ground.
He makes a whiney sound!
Pants on the Ground.
Pants on the Ground.
I’m hip. I’m down. …er up! no..down. no…up, no….down
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:02 pm
Just be happy Stroger is not a twin…
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:02 pm
OK, I just have to insert a comment here about Captain Flume’s Alexi slogan. As someone who collects political buttons and campaign memorabilia I think that “Bank on Giannoulias” is so cool, so retro, and so in the “I LIKE IKE” mold that if his family’s bank connections were not such a problem for him it might have made a clever campaign button and bumper sticker.
On the other hand, DON’T BANK ON GIANNOULIAS might be a fun slogan for Mark Kirk to use later.
Comment by Responsa Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:05 pm
German-Americans for David Miller.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:06 pm
Rich - Hilarious!
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:16 pm
EarnFare Workers for Dorothy!
Comment by Obamarama Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:16 pm
Vote Miller: He’ll make a visit to Comptroller’s office as painless as a visit to the dentist.
or
David Miller: Putting the Bite in Rich Miller’s “Bite me.”
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:17 pm
Not Genes, Not Jeans — Vote Preckwinkle
Pat Butter, Hynes Toast
No Dilletantes or Dillard Taunts — Ryan for Governor
Comment by Kyle Boller's Clipboard Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:18 pm
Ankle Biters for Hynes
Comment by Reality is Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:19 pm
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them! Elect Rich Miller.
(sorry for pandering to the judge)
Comment by DemVOTER Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:19 pm
Dan Hynes…The meatless hot dog of Illinois politics.
Hynzzzz…Because sleep is painless.
McKenna/Murphy: The Soylent Green Solution
Comment by Dem in Denim Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:21 pm
Some of these are way too long for bumper stickers.
Hynes: No Happy Ending with Early Release
Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:22 pm
Hynes/McKenna — Ambien without the side effects
McKenna, let me run something my dad doesn’t own
McKenna, experience with awkward ethics investigations
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:22 pm
It’s Easier Being Green. Thanks Ryan and Blago!
My Governor is STILL more corrupt than yours!
I am the problem. I voted for an incumbent.
Michael Madigan For King! 30 years isn’t enough.
Comment by TaxMeMore Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:23 pm
No One Can Screw Us Like Alexi Giannoulias.
~ IL 529 Parents for Hoffman ~
Vote Andy Martin for U.S. Senate
~ Textile Workers of American ~
Making America’s Bed Linens Since 1939
We Found the Cure! Vote Dan Hynezzzzzzzzz
~ American Insomnia Association~
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Pat Quinn for Governor
Vote [Say my name.] Competence you can believe in.
~ Citizens for Kirk Dillard ~
Cheryle Robinson Jackson. Because She’s One of Us!
~ This sticker made possible by the generous support of the Hoover, Eureka, Oreck and Electrolux Corporations ~
Comment by Cranky in Chicago Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:25 pm
Pat Quinn — I’m Lovin’ It!
Comment by We'll do it live Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:25 pm
Vote Pat Quinn and You Won’t Get [Roma ethnic slur]-ed!
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:27 pm
Hynes’ Sight is 20/20
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:28 pm
“I love you. The check’s in the mail. And I have no polling data.” Andy McKenna for Governor
Comment by Cranky in Chicago Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:31 pm
Rich Miller hearts Dan Hynes
Comment by Laborguy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:32 pm
“Another Permanently Banned CapFax Commenter for Pat Quinn”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm
Vote Jason Plummer
This message brought to you by Paris Hilton, the Kardashian sisters, and the “Experience Not Needed, Trustfunds Required” PAC
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm
Alexi - Not just a pretty face. Also an empty suit!
Comment by Really Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm
Boovation Nation for Quinn!
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm
“Proofreaders for Andrzejewski”
Comment by Secret Square Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:39 pm
“Anybody but Andy”
Comment by Anon Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:39 pm
Vote Dorothy Brown
This message brought to you by the “Paul Powell-Shoeboxes Full of Cash” Committee
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:39 pm
“I shoulda made my yard signs green and white”
- Robin Kelly for treasurer
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:40 pm
Levi’s Heart Brwon
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:41 pm
Harold Is My Homeboy — Vote Quinn
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:42 pm
Sorry Dexlexia!
Levi’s Heart Brown
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:42 pm
Vote Krislov - because I made it on the ballot this time.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:43 pm
Write In Rod, he was more fun…
Write In Rod, bring the sexy back…
Say no to DuPage vote Andy
Look how well I did with the GOP, give me the big show to run…
A state is just a big packaging company your dad owns, vote McKenna
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:46 pm
Vote for Berrios and nobody gets hurt.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:48 pm
On Election Day - Say NO to Dillard - This message is brought to you by the Anti-Myopic Defamation League
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:49 pm
Roland Burris Wishes You Could Vote For Roland Burris
(Bumpersticker seen on Roland Burris’ car)
Comment by Ron Burgundy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:51 pm
Fritchey for Cook County Board: He’s tan, rested and ready. Well, tan anyway.
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:51 pm
No One is a Better Candidate Than Me for Governor!
(applies to all candidates in all races, actually)
Comment by Lefty Lefty Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:52 pm
Save My $120,000/yr Pension! Vote Democrat Hynes!
Comment by TaxMeMore Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:53 pm
I’d Hate to See Anything Happen to Dat Pretty Car
VOTE BERRIOS FOR ASSESSOR
Comment by How YOU doin? Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:54 pm
“the candidate in your rear view mirror may be closer than they appear”
Comment by Knome Sane Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:55 pm
It Takes a MACHINE to Run This Car
Vote Terry O’Brien (Punch#96)
Comment by CLJ Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:56 pm
Quinn: “Good to the Last Flop!!”
Ryan: “Where Friendship is the Largest Jackpot!”
Hynes: “Technology You Can Enjoy”
Giannoulais: “The Greek Word For Bankrupsy”
Seals: “Make A Run From The Border”
Hoffman: “What You Crave!”
Blagojevich: “Home of the Whopper!”
Kirk: “Live Life. Stay Free.”
Stroger: “A Mind IS A Terrible Thing To Waste”
Hamos: “Your Wages Check In - But Don’t Check Out”
Meister: “The Art of W(h)ine”
McKenna: “I Deserve A Break Today”
Quinn: “Work Can Wait”
McKenna: “Feeding My Inner Child Since 2002″
Brady: “Always Low Taxes - Always”
Miller: “Kill The Germs. Feel The Clean.”
Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:57 pm
Dead Heads for Hynes.
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:58 pm
I Wear Kahkis to Work
Vote Toni Preckwinkle
Comment by CLJ Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:58 pm
Vote Dorothy Brown
Because My Name Doesn’t Start with a “T”
Comment by CLJ Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:59 pm
Dead Heads … coffee went up my nose! Ouch!
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:00 pm
Andy McKenna: Kissing away his kids’ tuition faster than a Bright Start program.
Judy: I’m not dancing with ANYONE this year!
Vote Dan Seals on even numbered years.
Support Berrios, if you can figure out which of his committees to send a check to.
McKenna for Gov: Because media consultants need to eat too
Comment by Obamarama Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:02 pm
Vote Preckwinkle - Avoid a Jerry meltdown
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:02 pm
Vote for Brady a downstater who will live upstate in the Capital
Send the Toddler home to his Mommy vote for_________
Anyone running for CC Pres other than the Toddler
Comment by Third Generation Chicago Native Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:03 pm
Soccer Mummies for Hynes
Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:05 pm
Vote Quimby…has to be better than anything we have in our Springfield!
Comment by Niles Township Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:09 pm
Sensible Shoes, Sensible Leadership
PRECKWINKLE FOR PRESIDINKLE
Comment by How YOU doin? Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:09 pm
“Vote Toni Preckwinkle because — well, jeezuz, wouldja just look at those other clowns. Sheesh…”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:10 pm
–Vote for Berrios and nobody gets hurt.–
That’s Ald. Roti’s old line. I got it in that context. Not sure that I do with Berrios.
Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:13 pm
- PRECKWINKLE FOR PRESIDINKLE
Bravo.
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:16 pm
I agree with the Bravo. Preckwinkle ought to use that.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:17 pm
Join EMILY’S LIST Today!
We’re as good at picking winners in IL as SEIU.
Oh wait.
Comment by Anonymiss Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:17 pm
[# of Democrats] Endorsed Blagojevich TWICE!
You can Trust [# of Democrats]
The Irish Are Coming, The Irish Are Coming!
Vote Stroger
Comment by TaxMeMore Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:18 pm
“Preckwinkle - Presidinkle” is hands down GOLD!
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:19 pm
Vote Raja for Comptroller. Wait, we actually vote for a comptroller?
Comment by Obamarama Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:21 pm
I know the “Presidinkle” commenter and she’s already invited Saturday, so while she may win, we can still pick another one.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:21 pm
“Have all voted who WI-ish for Ricky Hendon?”
For when they come up with audible bumper stickers.
Comment by another pro-gunner Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:24 pm
RB 1:51 with room left to add more LOL
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:25 pm
Save a life-Keep Doherty in Chicago
Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:29 pm
Preckwinkle: “Gets Rid Of That Itch!”
Topinka: “Mmmm… Toasty!”
Madigan: “The More You Know, The More You Trust Madigan”
Proft: “The Real Meat Taste Every Dog Loves”
Andrzejewski: “I Do Chicken Right!”
Illinois GOP: “Targeted Relief For Pain”
Illinois Dem: “Pork! The One You Love!”
Jackson: “Small Is Big Here”
Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:30 pm
“Stroger: Building a Stronger Community
paid for by Las Vegas Convention Centers for Todd Stroger“
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:30 pm
“When you go into vote on Election Day, Think about the House GOP, and let’s capture that elusive majority.” - This message brought to you by the Wile E. Coyote / ACME PAC
“When you think of Fast-Responding government, one Man comes to Mind. Michael J. Madigan and his Democratic Majority, one step ahead for Good Government.” - This message brought to you by the “Beep-Beep” Think Tank of Canaryville.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:32 pm
HW 4 Quinn: Hired before Fired.
Pensions 4 Quinn: Because 60s are the new 50s.
Vote Burke! Or don’t, we’ll do it 4 u!
Vote Ryan: He’s Not That Ryan
Vote Brown (The one in the blue jumpsuit)
Vote Obrien: Because Im a Richard J. Lovechild.
Vote Preckwinkle: Because Awkward in Cook County is good.
Vote Alexi: Bullets over Broadway
Homeowners 4 Alexi: Now I live out of my car
Farmers 4 Hoffman: Because he needs to eat.
Trekkies 4 Kirk
Ethics 4 Quinn: FOIA Proof
Stroger 4 CC President: A Penny saved is a Penny spent elsewhere.
Comment by Patriot Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:32 pm
No - not Topinka,
Fritchey - “Mmmm… Toasty!”
Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:34 pm
“Hynes for governor… Before it’s too late”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:36 pm
Pat Quinn Governor by accident, incompetent on purpose.
Comment by qcsquid Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:40 pm
Elliot Richardson for Congress:
A New Face to Lose the 10th.
Comment by OdysseusVL Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:43 pm
“It’s Tyme for Hynes”
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:46 pm
Pat Quinn - Illinois’ very own Soy Boy Toy
Comment by casual observer Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:47 pm
I’m related to Todd, vote for him so I can keep working.
Andy McKenna, bland enough!
Andy McKenna, free wigs for everyone!
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:47 pm
“I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn’t my fault I swear to God!!! - Vote Quinn”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:48 pm
The 10th Senate District - Don’t worry, whoever The Truce wants to win will be revealed on Election Day, wether you want them or not.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:48 pm
Vote Turner - Twice!
Comment by OdysseusVL Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:51 pm
“______, who’s your daddy?”
(Fill in the blank with the applicable candidate of your choice.)
Comment by Really Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:51 pm
Vote Burke- He makes Blago look clean.
Comment by southside irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:54 pm
Andy McKenna, sometimes he has rye bread.
Andy McKenna, do not listen to while operating heavy equipment or driving.
Compared to Andy I am charismatic, vote Ryan
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:54 pm
Vote Not Guilty
Blagojevich 2010
Comment by TaxMeMore Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:54 pm
Quinn: He founded CUB and governs like the Cubs
Comment by D.P. Gumby Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:59 pm
===Quinn: He founded CUB and governs like the Cubs===
YES!
Comment by Obamarama Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:00 pm
Preckwinkle for President - Who says Toddlers can’t Walk?
Comment by Menken Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:05 pm
“Thomas Castillo for Lt. Governor of Illinois - What’s the worst that could happen?”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:08 pm
Vote hynes…Rich gets a cut
Comment by Laborguy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:10 pm
Vote Quinn, Jerry needs a job.
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:13 pm
Quinn -Wait til next year!
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:14 pm
Quinn - I am Murphy’s Law and the Peter Principle
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:17 pm
ART TURNER FOR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR
I ENDORSE MYSELF AT FUNERALS
Comment by GOCUBSGO89 Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:18 pm
Dillard, in spite of Roeser
Comment by been there Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:19 pm
Irish, what are you doing Saturday night?
Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:20 pm
“Vote Quinn - He’ll Change his Mind, so You don’t have to!”
“Quinn - You voted for Blagojevich, why not me?”
Comment by SickNtired Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:20 pm
Cut Back Quinn
Comment by been there Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:21 pm
Alexi G - da voice of da yoof!
Comment by 10th Indy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:21 pm
Jackson for Senate - The Other One
Comment by Menken Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:22 pm
Quinn for Gov - Because What this State Needs is Accountable Leadership and Spending on Programs and Cuts in Tax Increase and um, Hold On, The Paper is Bending Back…
Comment by Menken Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:24 pm
Rich, I will actually be attending a wedding. I am flattered and honored. I am sorry that I will be busy.
Comment by Irish Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:26 pm
Jason Plummer - When you feel experience is something you read about, but don’t actually need.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:32 pm
Illinois: Quinntessentially broke. Vote Hynes.
Comment by 10th Indy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:38 pm
Did you vote for Q then before you vote against him now? Then you are a Q Flip Flopper. Well done!
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:38 pm
I Was Framed!
Blagojevich 2014
Comment by TaxMeMore Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:40 pm
Come on without
Come on within
You’ll not see nothing like the inept Quinn
Comment by train111 Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:43 pm
Quinn: “Incompetence IS a form of Competence and I have IT.
Comment by A Citizen Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:47 pm
QUINN FOR ILLINOIS
Because Illinoisans deserve government that is going to take care of them and do what’s best for working families. I don’t know exactly how, but we need to create jobs and help our dollars go further, in a responsible way. We need to make sure we help people put a roof over their head, food on the table, and clothes on their backs. Because children are the future of this State, and I’ve always said that. Even when I was an advocate for more responsible utilities and for the environment. Which reminds me that our earth is important and in Illinois that earth is the land of Lincoln, which is now the land of Obama. And like Obama, I say Yes We Can have a better government for our families, and our kids. Now I’ve met a lot of kids across this great state - from the lakefront of Chicago to the Quad Cities to the great colleges and universities in Central and Southern Illinois. And speaking of colleges, MAP grants.
QUINN FOR ILLINOIS.
Comment by How YOU doin? Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:54 pm
Vote for Patrick “Murphy was an optimist” Quinn.
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:56 pm
Vote for the Son of Nod
Hynes 2010
Comment by Ash tray Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:57 pm
MARK KIRK DILLARD two guys-one sign savin’ money for you
Comment by publius Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:59 pm
Looking back on what I just wrote I think that may have been poorly written, at best. Oops.
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:05 pm
After 12 years of Ryanblaquinnovich,
a boring technocrat would be great.
DAN HYNES - GOVERNOR
Comment by A Naughty Moose Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:06 pm
GET OFF MY LAWN
Quinn for Governor
Comment by A Naughty Moose Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:07 pm
Vote for Quinn — He was for reform before he was against it!
Comment by Really Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:08 pm
“Vote Quinn - Or Not
Either way, you know you’re gonna regret it eventually.“
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:09 pm
P Quinn, accidental governor not wearing a seatbelt.
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:10 pm
Rome’s burning. Where’s my fiddle?
Vote GOP
Comment by A Naughty Moose Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:13 pm
Vote McKenna or Hynes
and help prevent insomnia
Comment by Ash tray Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:14 pm
Quinn for Illinois: Yes We Didn’t, For Now!
Comment by Kyle Boller's Clipboard Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:23 pm
Vote Hoffman! My Name Fits on a Bumper Sticker!
Vote Giannoulias! Just Look for the Vowels!
Comment by Lefty Lefty Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:24 pm
You want Harold, I’ll give you Harold
Hynes 2010
Comment by Ash tray Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:25 pm
Art “Free the Prisoners” Turner
Comment by New Leadership Now Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:26 pm
Ash Tray … nice ….
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:27 pm
Vowels cost money and I got it. Vote Giannoulias
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:30 pm
Add an A to HYNES = something we should all change!
Comment by A Suggestion Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:32 pm
Terry “Sure I can Get the Signatures” Link
Comment by New Leadership Now Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:43 pm
Hynes: Change for Illinois, Every Day
Quinn: Changing Every Day for Illinois
Comment by Kyle Boller's Clipboard Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:43 pm
“i must have been drunk or staggering.” on the front
“NOT Quinn again in 2010″
on the back
Comment by t shirt Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:51 pm
Vote QuinniuQ. Backwards of forwards it means victory!
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:01 pm
Vote Hoffman - Corruption is Greek to me!
Comment by Joseph Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:08 pm
insomniacs for hynes
Comment by independent Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:12 pm
Vote Quinn - Qualified To Check Spelling At An M&M Factory.
Comment by Judgment Day Is On The Way Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:25 pm
Quinn - Indecision you can count on!
Comment by Budget Watcher Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:31 pm
Votin’ Q! How About U!
Vote Hynes, A Family Tradition
Cryin for Ryan!
Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:37 pm
“Jim Ryan: Because He Won’t Take ‘No’ For an Answer”
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 6:01 pm
My other car is a giant easel for Pat Quinn’s PR Work
Comment by Quizzical Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 6:52 pm
- PRECKWINKLE FOR PRESIDINKLE - I’ll see what I can do for November.
Comment by Scott Cisek Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 7:05 pm
HOFF-MENTUM! Within striking distance by March.
Paid for by Hoffman for Senate/Geico Insurance
Comment by How YOU doin? Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 7:07 pm
Quinn for Govenor - So easy even the general assembly could do it.
Comment by Blue Dog Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 8:01 pm
Prekwinkle, ex history teacher
“Let’s make the Stroger name history in CC”
Comment by South of the Loop Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 8:42 pm
Determined to Get
Eat Out and vote for us or
More Perish
Of your
Cash
Raise
All of your
Taxes
Comment by Ashamed to be from Illinois Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:21 pm
Determined to
Eat
More
Of
Cash
Raise
All of your
Taxes
Comment by Ashamed to be from Illinois Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:24 pm
Ashamed, how are those ESL classes coming?
Comment by JonShibleyFan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:25 pm
That was in reference to the first, completely nonsensical version of your post. Not the second, somewhat less nonsensical version.
Comment by JonShibleyFan Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:26 pm
Get
Our governmet
Pearly white
Comment by Ashamed to be from Illinois Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:33 pm
While Kennedy’s seat did sink,
Alexi’s boat will float!
Comment by Geneseo Gent Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:02 pm
While Hynes may be boring,
he’ll stop the debt from soaring!
Comment by Geneseo Gent Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:10 pm
Next to Blago all the livelong day,
Next to Blago and the Pay to Play!
Comment by Geneseo Gent Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:37 pm
Just go away Pat and go away now,
Just go away Pat and Hynes is how!
Comment by Geneseo Gent Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:41 pm
Last year was just a Quinn-cidence. Accidents happen. Vote Hynes.
Comment by Anonymiss Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:02 pm
Sung by the Stateville Penitentiary Choir:
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Comment by Geneseo Gent Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:07 pm
Gent let me modify what you and Dylan had to say:
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see hard time with the Mighty Quinn
Comment by Night Owl Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:23 pm
with apologies to any posters whom I may have cadged a bit. Been a long day and AA’s beat.
anywho, here are a few:
1)QUINN “Flip/Flop” EXPRESS
-Please stay beind 500ft-
FUMIGATION in Progress!!
-sporadically-
2) *QUINN/McKENNA 2010*
endorsed by the IMA, IHA, and INA
anestheseolgy & narcolepsy units!
3 DILLARD 2010. Endorsed by Governor Jim Edgar
Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:29 pm
Hynes and McKenna… the guys everyone wants to sleep with (during their candidate debates, that is).
Comment by Bookworm Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:54 pm
with apologies to any posters whom I may have cadged a bit. Been a long day and AA’s beat.
anywho, here are a few: This is PART 2-hit send too quickly.
4 ALEXI- Off to a bright start in 2010.
5 TOPINKA 2010- No Polkas, No Jolkas!
6)ALEXI 2010-Never saw a bad idea he couldn’t
support.
7)Play the new “LITE GUV” Illinois Lotto: You spin the ball, you takes your chances!
Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 12:02 am
“Headline Writers and Radio Announcers for Anyone But Andre… Andrz… Adam whatshisname.”
Comment by Bookworm Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 12:05 am
JimEdgarsChiefOfStaff 2010!
and…
“That Voice Over on McKenna’s Ads” for Governor
Comment by Dan the Intern Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 1:39 am
C’mon folks, let’s make it 300….
I don’t know how to make this a slogan exactly, but I am put in mind of Jon Stewart’s comment on The Daily Show after Blago got busted: “It’s your choice kids, you can be governor of Illinois, or you can kill somebody.” (Referring to the fact that statistically speaking, Illinois governors were more likely to go to prison than murderers.)
Comment by Bookworm Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 7:02 am
Trust your money with someone responsible:
WILLIAM J. KELLY FOR COMPTROLLER
It’s proof that God loves us.
Comment by T.J. Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 7:13 am
Machine Made Hotdogs Prefer Hynes Ketchup
Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 8:07 am
Phinnie,
The”machine” is backing Quinn.
Comment by Bill Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 8:21 am
“He’s probably healthier than he looks — Vote Jim Ryan.”
Comment by MrJM Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 8:54 am