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* Quinn/Cohen campaign slogans?

Have fun, but keep it clean. Thanks. We have more to do today than delete your posts.

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:48 am

Comments

“We’ll put an end to cutthroat politics”

Comment by Greg Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:50 am
Thinking positive I’ll go with: “Reformer & Reformed”

On a negative thought: “The good, the bad & the very ugly”

Comment by Niles Township Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:51 am
A cut above the rest!

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:52 am
Quinn/Cohen …”Really?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:54 am
We’ll work on our slice…

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:55 am
He’ll raise taxes, I’ll slash them.

Comment by Nuance Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:55 am
“A Man on a Soapbox, and a Man in a Soap Opera”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:56 am
Quinn/Cohen: Front/Not back stabbers

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:57 am
Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea…

[I am, of course, referring both to the wisdom of asking this question and providing my answer.]

Let’s try to rein in the violent imagery, please.

[ibid]

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:57 am
Though it shouldn’t make a difference, I have yet to decide who to vote for in the gubernatorial election. That said, I place a vote for “none of the above”. While domestic violence is a serious issue Cohen was not charged with, nor convicted of, a crime.

As someone who has been unfairly accused of wrongdoing in the comments section of this blog (but never by Rich), I’m a bit sensitive to the idea that someone is guilty until proven innocent.

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:57 am
“Quinn/Turner 2010″

Comment by George Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 11:58 am
Quinn and Cohen-the best of both worlds
(I am sure the / mark is not appropirate here)lol

Comment by really? Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:00 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Endorsed by all early released felons.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:01 pm
We always/sometimes/never make mistakes.

Comment by Keep Smiling Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:01 pm
Quinn/Cohen

Bringing new meaning to buyers’ remorse . . . .

Comment by LincolnLounger Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:02 pm
Quinn: Everybody In…Nobody Left Out! I really mean it!

Cohen: Give Me 4 to 8, I deserve it!

Comment by annon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:03 pm
Hynes/Turner: We still can’t believe we lost to those guys.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:03 pm
Just two wild and crazy guys!

Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:04 pm
Rage against the machine.

Comment by Don't Worry, Be Happy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:05 pm
Endorsed by Major League Baseball

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:06 pm
Miss Blago Yet?

Comment by Bluefish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:07 pm
“The Paranoid and the Steroid”

Comment by Jake from Elwood Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:07 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Democratically Voted - GOP Approved!”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:08 pm
Quinn/Cohen: What one impeachment and two million dollars gets you in Illinois.

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:10 pm
“Quinn\Cohen 2010: When Populism Attacks”

Comment by Jake from Elwood Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:10 pm
Quinn/Cohen - so fiscally responsible we can get “professional” services for free

Comment by Pat collins Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:10 pm
Two pawns, not one!
Quinn — add hock!

Comment by Dooley Dudright Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:11 pm
Quinn-Cohen: More Rights for Illinois Women…And, a Couple of Lefts, too.

Comment by SangamoGOP Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:11 pm
Easy, please.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:12 pm
Quinn/Cohen- didn’t know/can’t prove it

I’m Pat and I’m Scott and we’re here to pump voters up

As Lt. Gov, Cohen will have e new advisory team of Barry Bonds, Mark Mcgwire and Hulk Hogan.

Comment by dc Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:12 pm
Quinn/Cohen “We are juiced for you”

Comment by Just wondering Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:12 pm
“Quinn/Cohen 2010, The only way to kick the deadbeats out of Springfield is by one of their own”

“Quinn/Cohen 2010, We’ll inject Springfield with the juice it needs to work”

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:12 pm
Quinn-Cohen: Not Quite Scot(t)-Free
Quinn-Cohen: For the Land of Sinkin’

Comment by Anonymiss Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:12 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: And you thought Toyota had problems

Comment by Watching closely Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:13 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Incompetence on steroids.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:14 pm
Hock and Awwwww

Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:15 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: I swear I am not making this up.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:15 pm
Stick with us, like we’re stuck together.

Comment by tubbfan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:16 pm
I do have a song.
Since yesterday I have had requests for at least one. Since yesterday I have been thinking and composing. I hope everyone likes it, and enjoys the very dark humor behind it.

Lady Marmalade

Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen
Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen
Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen
Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen

Do you fancy, ah, pawning that?
That’s my racket dude, is all that
Quinn’s the MAN!, and I am now one!
Gonna campaign, gonna go the whole run

We’re in the spotlight, don’t tell the ex-wife
Don’t make me angry, I gotta knife
My ‘roids are kickin’ Gotta be raw
Runnin’ with Quinn, gonna be makin’ the law

Coochi, coochi, yaya, dada
Coochi, coochi yaya, here
Mooka-chooka, latta, yaya

The Democrats aren’t sleeping tonight? (oh)

Voulez-vous de voter pour moi, du jour?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?

Now come on, don’t dump me as you please
I’m telling’ ya I ain’t no f*****g sleaze
Voters know right, I’m as high as a kite
I’ll quit the ticket if hell would freeze

Coochi, coochi, yaya, dada
Coochi, coochi yaya, here
Mooka-chooka, latta, yaya

The Democrats aren’t sleeping tonight? (oh)

Voulez-vous de voter pour moi, du jour?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?

Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen
Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen
Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen
Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen

Mooka-chooka, latta, yaya
Voter pour moi?
Ding, dong, guess who?
Don’t vote for us? I’m threatening you!

Polls dropped through the floor, we’re dead last
Madigan’s goons painting me as an outcast
Brady is on his tractor, is he ready yet?
On your mark, get set

Voulez-vous de voter pour moi, du jour?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?

Voulez-vous de voter pour moi, du jour?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?

Voulez-vous de voter pour moi, du jour?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?

Illinois voters aren’t sleeping tonight? (oh)

Voulez-vous de voter pour moi, du jour?
(Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen) [Shaz, Nat & Nic]
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
(Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen) [Shaz, Nat & Nic]
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
(Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen) [Shaz, Nat & Nic]
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
(Hey Cohen, Vote Cohen, Soul Cohen, Go Cohen) [Shaz, Nat & Nic]
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?
Oh
Voulez-vous de voter pour moi?

Comment by VanillaMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:16 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010 guaranteed to keep the Political Reporters employed.

Comment by Third Generation Chicago Native Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:16 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Changing Election Rules, One Campaign at a Time”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:18 pm
Quinn-Cohen “An ‘OPEN-BOOK’ Team, Except for Things they Can’t Remember, or Can’t Talk About”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:21 pm
Quinn/Cohen - MJM’s worst nightmare.

MJM - Thank God Lisa didn’t run.

Dan Hynes - these aren’t tears of sadness I just can’t stop laughing.

Brady - I just can’t stop smiling.

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:21 pm
Quinn / Cohen 2010 - “It was a low point in our lives”

Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:22 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Why 3rd World Countries Have ‘Fair & Open Elections’ “

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:24 pm
Cohen - now running with the slow crowd

Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:24 pm
Nuance wins, but my lame friday brain contribution:

Who knows how to make something out of nothing more than us?

Comment by lake county democrat Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:25 pm
The beat goes on

Comment by Michelle Flaherty Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:25 pm
Brady-Plummer “Remember we are not Quinn-Cohen”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:25 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: I’m a celebrity! Get me outta here!

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:27 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Neither one of us can make our payments on time.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:27 pm
Quinn/Cohen: The result of the much needed early primary!

Comment by So IL Student Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:28 pm
Quinn/Cohen - You need an expert to sell the state assets

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:29 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Not just a pair of pretty faces.

Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:29 pm
“Quinn/Cohen - Could You Do Worse?”

Comment by Good Thinkin' Lincoln Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:29 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010 “A couple of Pawnstars”

Comment by Reality Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:30 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Running on our records.

Comment by So IL Student Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:31 pm
You think Quinn/Cohen is scary? Imagine Brady/Plummer!

Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:31 pm
Quinn-Cohen “When Governor Impeachment Needs a Proven Stop-Gap”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:31 pm
Quinn/Cohen: At Least Until Somebody Finds A Way To Kick Him Off the Ticket

Comment by OdysseusVL Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:31 pm
“LaRouchies for Quinn/Cohen”

Comment by Good Thinkin' Lincoln Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:32 pm
Quinn & Cohen — “Dude?!”

Comment by Will Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:33 pm
Quinn-Cohen “When Early Release meets Never Been Convicted”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:34 pm
Quinn & Cohen 2010 Forgiveness is Divine. Be Divine…please!

Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:35 pm
Quinn-Cohen 2010: A Taste of Chicago

Comment by Peggy SO-IL Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:36 pm
Quinn/Cohen: If Marion Barry could win, so can we!

Comment by Confused Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:37 pm
Quinn\Cohen - Because Quinn can’t afford a 3rd party run
On the plus side it is refreshing to know this stuff up front for once…usually takes an accusation

Comment by Belle Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:39 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Blago’s “I told you so”

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:40 pm
Quinn/Cohen: We’ll pawn the few state assets left!

Comment by disgusted in chi boogie Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:42 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Where WTTW meets TMZ”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:43 pm
Quinn/Cohen Cutback and Backrub

Comment by Pat collins Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:43 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Its easier being Green now.

Comment by TaxMeMore Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:44 pm
Quinn-Cohen “From the producers of the TV hit Survior…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:45 pm
I am sorry but it has to be repeated.

Quinn/Cohen - Murphy’s Law

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:45 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Our cuts will be painless

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:46 pm
Quinn/Cohen-”Now more than ever”

Comment by culatr Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:48 pm
I messed up.

Quinn/Cohen Our cuts will be painless
(In a couple days you won’t remember it happened)

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:48 pm
hemorrhoid + steroid = Quinn/Cohen

Comment by macdaddy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:48 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010 - Arrested Job Development

(Blank)/Cohen 2010 - Going Nowhere Fast

(Blank)/Cohen 2010 - Who Turned Out the Lights?

Comment by Dem in Denim Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:49 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Murphy’s Law Meets the Peter Principle.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:51 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Rich Whitney looks better all the time

Comment by A Naughty Moose Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:51 pm
Quinn-Cohen Blue Like Glue

Comment by been there Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:52 pm
Quinn/Cohen — Pawning our future
Quinn/Cohen — NPR meets Springer
Quinn/Cohen — They will rub you the right way
Quinn/Cohen — Early primaries rock

Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:52 pm
not a campaign slogan but if they were elected, quinn would make out like a bandit. he could walk into any meeting with madigan/cullerton and say pass this or i swear i’ll resign!

Comment by Robert Zimmerman Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:53 pm
Quinn/Cohen: We’re counting on your apathy!

Comment by Confused Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:53 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: You thought Blago was bad, you ain’t seen nothin yet!!!

Comment by Dan S, a taxpaer, a voter and a Cubs Fan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:53 pm
Better Red than…Quinn-Cohen

Comment by been there Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:53 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010 - The GOP’s Christmas in November

Comment by Dem in Denim Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:54 pm
Lord of the Gadflies

Comment by Hisgirlfriday Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:54 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Illinois Needs One More Headache”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:55 pm
Quinn/Cohen — Running with a slower crowd now
Quinn/Cohen — Raging against unemployment (literally)

Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:55 pm
A bit of a cliche, but it fits:

Quinn/Cohen: Troubled Men, for Troubled Times

Comment by OdysseusVL Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:55 pm
Quinn Cohen: Vote for us, or maybe your family disappears for a while.

Comment by yo Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:57 pm
“Do ya miss Rod and George yet?”

Comment by anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:59 pm
Quinn/Cohen - putting the fun in dysfunctional

Comment by Rep. John Fritchey Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:00 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Because a Blago/Burris ticket would be too far-fetched”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:00 pm
Quinn/Cohen - We prove that it can get worse

Comment by Irish Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:01 pm
“Everybody in, nobody out…and we mean nobody!”

Comment by anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:01 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Why Downstate Hates Chicago”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:02 pm
Quinn-Cohen “They’re ‘BLEEPING’ Golden”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:04 pm
I vote for “Dude?”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:04 pm
Quinn/Cohen — When the going get strange the strange go pro

Quinn/Cohen — Accidents can govern
Quinn/Cohen — We have an $11 billion deficit so you might as well say what the heck…

Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:05 pm
It takes a pawnbroker to get Illinois out of hock!
Scott Lee Cohen for all of us. Cash for Gold. E-Z terms!

Comment by Honest Abe Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:05 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Running Together Because We Have To

Comment by Northside Blogger Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:05 pm
Bad credit? No credit? No problem. Quinn-Cohen

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:06 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010-”I inherited this”

Comment by not applicable Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:08 pm
Quinn/Cohen - The Pawn Ticket with No redeeming value.

Comment by A Citizen Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:09 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Oops.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:11 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Somehow, this is all Rod’s fault.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:12 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Don’t worry he plans to cut back on the McMuffins.

Comment by Just Noticed Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:14 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Planning Consultants

Quinn/Cohen - Right Time, Right Place

Quinn/Cohen - Imagine the Possibilities

Quinn/Cohen - When details matter

Comment by zatoichi Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:15 pm
Quinn/Cohen: Not on our watch. But maybe yours. What is that, gold plated?

Comment by Anonymiss Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:15 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Keeping IL ahaed of NJ and LA”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:16 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Cuz the 2-Spot Got Bought

Comment by Dem in Denim Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:16 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Meh, why not”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:17 pm
I’m going to re-post because after I hit “submit” I realized that it was probably going to get deleted. Very sorry, really. I was just laughing at myself too much to not try.

Quinn / Cohen - We haven’t done anything really wrong in the last 5 years.

Comment by siriusly Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:18 pm
1. We know just the person to “massage” those budget numbers.
2. We’ll by “hook” or by “crook.”
3. Hey legislators, at least my “girlfriend” is honest about what she is. She pled guilty.

Comment by Statehouse veteran Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:19 pm
Quinn-Cohen Illinois entry into Ripleys Believe it or Not.

Comment by Ashamed to be from Illinois Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:19 pm
When Quinn the ‘ask me no mo’ gets here were Cohen have a real good time.

Comment by Spiney Norman Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:23 pm
Quinn/Cohen — Looks like we picked the wrong week to stop drinking

Quinn/Cohen — Looks like we picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:23 pm
Quinn/Cohen - “The ‘Ol One, Two Ticket!”

Quinn/Cohen - Strike one, win primary. Strike two, win election. Strike three, become Governor.

Quinn/Cohen - “A Gimp and a Wimp”

Quinn/Cohen - “True Blue”

Comment by me Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:25 pm
Quinn/Cohen — Change you wouldn’t believe
Quinn/Cohen — Helping single moms

Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:29 pm
Quinn/Cohen — Vote Green For Guv!

Comment by Angry Chicagoan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:29 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Giving the ILGOP a Head Start”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:31 pm
Quinn-Cohen “When Rethinking a Con-Con is Not Enought”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:35 pm
Quinn-Cohen
Running on our Records

Comment by been there Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:36 pm
Pat Quinn. He reminds us how great of a Lt. Governor he really was.

Comment by siriusly Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:36 pm
“You know what” money talks, losers walk

Comment by persnickety Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:38 pm
Not a slogan, but the campaign “theme song” should be Sublime’s “Down at the Pawnshop”

Comment by Mikey Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:38 pm
Quinn/Cohen - CHANGE

Comment by annon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:38 pm
Quinn v Cohen bomb
Blago legacy is strong
Brady campaign song

Comment by Das Man Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:38 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010 “That’s my story, your honor, and I’m sticking to it”.

Comment by dupage dan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:39 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Making Hawaii Obama’s New ‘Old’ Home”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:41 pm
LOL @Anonymous 12:10p.m.!!

Comment by La Ti Da Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:42 pm
Quinn cohen to lose

Comment by Montecore Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:43 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Creepy and Creepier”

Comment by JoJo Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:50 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Taking poor people’s money can make you a fat cat too.

Comment by TaxMeMore Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:50 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Why the Primary …needs a Primary”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:50 pm
Quinn/Cohen - When competence and ethics matter.

Comment by TaxMeMore Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:54 pm
Quinn/Cohen — I bet you’ll get off your @ss and go vote next time!

Comment by Anonymous Coward Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:56 pm
Quinn/Cohen

“Harold Rage - Steroid Rage”

Comment by phocion Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:56 pm
Quinn-Cohen: “Linked” to the future

Comment by Captain Flume Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:57 pm
Exclusive–Quinn forgives Cohen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_EZ1E7R8ag

Comment by IS Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:57 pm
A funny thing happened on the way to the general election…Quinn/Cohen 2010

Comment by Prognosis Negative Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:57 pm
Quinn/Cohen-You Can Always Recall or Impeach Us.

Comment by Give Me A Break Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 1:59 pm
Lisa Madigan 2014 - “Quinn-Cohen 2010, remember that?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:04 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Nothing to fear but the truth

Quinn/Cohen - If it’s blanking golden, we’ll take it. Pay your tax increase bills with gold to help fix Illinois.

Quinn/Cohen - Because “massage” therapists, divorce lawyers, business lawyers, and child support enforcement officials need jobs too.

Quinn/Cohen - Paying the bills can wait when you are trying to win.

Comment by TaxMeMore Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:09 pm
Quinn/Cohen: This time next year, we’ll taking advantage of one of those job fairs

Comment by Bakersfield Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:10 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010-”This Guy Won’t Step Aside”

Comment by not applicable Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:10 pm
Quinn/Cohen: The Populist and the Pugilist

Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:11 pm
Quinn/Cohen the Dunning-Kruger of leadership

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which “people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it”.[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

Comment by OneMan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:14 pm
Quinn/Cohen - Very Honest about Our Lousy Records

Comment by Kenny Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:17 pm
Quinn/Cohen - “Eh, why not”

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:19 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010
No, seriously.

Comment by Former Titan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:31 pm
===We have more to do today than delete your posts.===

How’s that working out for you so far?

I have nothing worthy enough to compete with the wit on display above. Very funny stuff, good work all. I’ll spare the delete key — but man I’ve come up with some good ones and several of us have been e-mailing them off-line.

Rich, have you considered creating an R-rated, password protected section? You could charge admission my friend.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:33 pm
This guy is still less shady than Blago

Cohen..I will cut the deficit like I will cut a …chick.

Comment by Wumpus Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:37 pm
Quinn/Cohen: We’ve both changed!

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:38 pm
Campaign theme song: Can’t Buy Me Love

Comment by Captain Flume Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:39 pm
OK, this one’s clean:

Quinn-Cohen: One for recall, one who can’t recall.

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:39 pm
Quinn-Cohen: Insurance that the first guy will never be impeached.

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:41 pm
Quinn/Cohen: Sin Verguenza! En la tradicion de Rod Blagojevich!

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:42 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010. “OK, this one’s clean.”

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:50 pm
QuinnCo… where did everyone go?

Comment by Keep Smiling Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:56 pm
Quinn/RoncoHEN
Slices, Dices - owes child support - and he makes julienne fries…

Comment by washedmyhands Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:56 pm
“The Aristocrats!”

Comment by Anthony Stark Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:57 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Makes that Hynes/Hendon ticket look downright dreamy.

Comment by Rich Miller Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 2:57 pm
Quinn/Cohen: You got a problem with that? DO YOU?!

Quinn/Cohen: Buy one, and we’ll cut you a deal on the second.

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:02 pm
“Not Planning on an Indictment, So HE Doesn’t Matter!”

Comment by Steve Downstate Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:12 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Why IL loves its politics, and not its government”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:14 pm
Quinn-Cohen “Illinois future is in our hands.”

Comment by Joe Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:19 pm
Quinn/Cohen - We’ve got the cure for Illinois, here’s an Enama(n) for you !

Comment by Totally Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:33 pm
For the D’s:
Plummer. A heartbeat away. Think about it.

For the R’s:
Cohen. A heartbeat away. Think about it.

Comment by Former Titan Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:49 pm
Sorry, one more…This game is too fun!
“Vote for Us, Damnit, ‘Cuz He’s on Roids!!!”

Comment by Steve Downstate Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:54 pm
Quinn/Cohen: Because Every Ticket Needs an Agnew

Comment by Steve Downstate Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 3:58 pm
Quinn / Cohen: “Running for office because we don’t run with a wild crowd anymore”

Comment by siriusly Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:00 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010…Oh look a kitty

Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:03 pm
Quinn/Cohen — “Let’s make the spa of the people the law of the hand”

Quinn/Cohen — Got teabags?

Comment by naughty Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:11 pm
Quinn/Cohen…just ask our ex-wives!

Comment by Vote Quimby! Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:15 pm
Quinn/Cohen - early release doesn’t equal a happy ending

Comment by passingby Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:20 pm
Quinn/Cohen - (To paraphrase Kent Brockman) Once again proving, democracy doesn’t work

Comment by SweetLou Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:21 pm
Quinn/Cohen… Or Else

Comment by Rethickulass Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:22 pm
Quinn/Cohen - The Odd Couple

He’s a brainy populist with a blocked agenda…
He’s a brawny pawn broker with a record…

You want change? You want soma dat reform? Pat and Scott’ll give ‘em a deal they can’t refuse…

(an image of Quinn in a suit with Cohen standing behind him with his sleeves rolled up, and his open collar & tie thing going on with a baseball bat in hand would help - because Cohen’s gonna bat clean up on his Springfield softball team).

Comment by jerry 101 Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:25 pm
“Quinn/Cohen 2010: Makes that Hynes/Hendon ticket look downright dreamy”

I LOVE IT!

Comment by Anon Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:26 pm
- SangamoGOP - Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 12:11 pm:

Quinn-Cohen: More Rights for Illinois Women…And, a Couple of Lefts, too.

Laughed out loud. Winner

Comment by Azans Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:40 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: We’re the guys your Mom warned…umm, TOLD you about.

Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:40 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Comment by Joe Dokes Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 4:43 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010 - The Dos Equis: How YOU doin’?

Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 5:02 pm
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Cuz Illinois has to be remembered for SOMETHING
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Keep the streak alive, er, I mean…
Quinn/Cohen 2010: What did Harold Washington know, anyway?
Quinn/Cohen 2010: Faces even Obama wouldn’t endorse

Comment by Paign Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 5:05 pm
Pat Quinn voiceover: “My running mate is Scott Lee Cohen, the kind of person even John McCain would have felt compelled to do a background check on. But hey, I had nothing to do with Scott’s selection. I’m just stuck with him. So why not fill in the circle for us anyway — because, truth be told, I sure as hell personally can’t in good conscience elect that jerk to anything. Vote Quinn & Cohen…for pity’s sake.”

Comment by Steve Downstate's Brother Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 6:00 pm
Quinn-Cohen: See what happens when you don’t vote

Comment by Michelle Flaherty Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 7:37 pm
I want to THANK all of you and Rich for this string. I’m a Democrat and I’ve laughed so much today at these slogans that I almost hate to see Cohen leave. That being said, “Bye, bye, Scottie.”

Comment by Downst8 Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 7:46 pm
Quinn 2010-Trust me. It can’t happen twice in a row….can it?????

Comment by ourMagician Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 8:50 pm
Quinn/Cohen- Yes, Ladies, They Are Single

Comment by Suburban Republican Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 9:20 pm
Cutback with Quinn and Cohen!

Comment by Quiet Sage Friday, Feb 5, 10 @ 9:47 pm
Quinn/ Cohen — We got your Social Services right here!!

Comment by just sayin' Saturday, Feb 6, 10 @ 7:28 am