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* Devise bumper sticker slogans for both the Pat Quinn and Bill Brady gubernatorial campaigns. Snark heavily encouraged.
…Adding… Since he got 10 percent last time and might do pretty well this time, we should probably include Green Party candidate Rich Whitney.
posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:28 pm
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Bill Brady - Pay our bills, but don’t read my bills!
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:34 pm
Pat Quinn - Support the referendum to keep me as Governor!
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:35 pm
Brady/Plummer - Wood is Good
Comment by KC Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:36 pm
VOTE QUINN: A Puppy, Not a Puppy Killer!
Comment by Bubs Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm
Vote Bill Brady — He has the Final Solution for pet overpopulation
Comment by tominchicago Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm
Quinn 2010: My Running Mate Has More Experience Than Theirs
Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm
Brady/Plummer- Hill/Billies
Comment by Ozzie Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm
Brady - Lock up your dogs!
Quinn - Free the prisoners!
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:39 pm
Take Our State Back from Chicago!
Vote Brady / Plummer!
Comment by Antiochian Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm
Brady/Quinn 2010 - Is this the best we can do?
Comment by Just wondering Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm
Brady 2010 - Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed, or neutered, or gassed.
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm
Were Not Done Wrecking IL!
Elect Quinn and Someone we didn’t get to drop out!
Comment by Antiochian Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:41 pm
Brady 2010: Leave the exhaust hose, take the cannoli.
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:42 pm
thpppt
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:45 pm
Quinn 2010: You got no business? F-you, pay me. You had a fire? F-you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? F-you, pay me.
Comment by Not George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm
Quinn and Quit
Comment by sal says Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm
Quinn/”your name here” 2010
Brady/ some kid 2010
Comment by WOW Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm
Brady 2010: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:47 pm
The People vs. Quinn / Brady…you be the judge.
Comment by A.B, Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:48 pm
Quinn 2010: Isn’t Jesse White Great?
Brady 2010: My Running Mate Likes Puppies, So Now I Do Too.
Comment by Montrose Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm
Quinn : I supported Blago before I dumped him
Comment by Plutocrat03 Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm
Brady/Plummer - Seriously! We are the Republican Candidates for IL Governor/Lt. Governor!
Comment by Former Card Carrying Repub Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm
Brady 2010: Yeah, I don’t believe I won the nomination either.
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm
Vote for Quinn (or not…never make a decision that you can put off for 20-30 years)!
Comment by disgusted in chi boogie Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:56 pm
Quinn 2010: Don’t Release ME Early
Brady 2010: Killing State Government In Order To Save It
Comment by South of Sherman Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:57 pm
This was posted in the past for Brady’s primary bid, so I can’t take credit, but I just thought whoever said it was hilarious.
Brady/Plummer 2010: Nuke Chicago!
Comment by Anon Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:58 pm
Brady: The Emissions From This Vehicle Will Not Impact Global Temps
Quinn: If This Car Crashes, I Blame (but don’t fire) Somebody Else
Comment by OdysseusVL Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:59 pm
Brady 2010: Child on board
Quinn 2010: Nobody on board
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm
What, no attention for Rich Whitney even when the goal is to be funny?
Quinn - I’ll do something useful eventually, maybe.
Brady - Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, taxes.
Whitney - I’m not a Socialist now, but even if I were, could I seriously be any worse?
Comment by TaxMeMore Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm
TaxMeMore, you’re right. I’ll add to the q.
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm
Quinn/insert name here–”Flip Flopping Flounders-no position we will not take”
Brady/Plummmer–”Reviving Attilla the Hun and Gengis Khan like it was 1310″
Comment by train111 Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm
Either: I’m not Blagojevich
Comment by Old Town Joe Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:04 pm
Quinn 2010: Super 8′ing It Across the Land of Lincoln
Brady 2010: Skyping from Springfield
Comment by Stuck with Sen. CPA Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:05 pm
Brady 2010 - Going down the drain faster with the help of a Plummer.
Comment by From the Floor Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm
Brady: 20% of republicans voted for me…so should you!
Comment by South of Mason Dixon Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm
If only Cohen was still around, then it would be:
“The Hooker in the trunk wants you to vote Quinn/Cohen 2010″
Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:07 pm
Quinn - And you thought Blago was incompetent
Brady - Say no to gay marriage, or I will kill your puppy
Comment by Prognosis Negative Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm
Quinn/Lassie 2010: The Choice is Clear
Comment by Montrose Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm
Whitney - With these two clowns running, I might hit 15%
Comment by Prognosis Negative Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:10 pm
Quinn in ‘10
Illinois Can’t Afford Another Governor with Hair
Brady/Plummer
‘Cuz We Promise to Visit Chicago At Least Once in 4 Years
Comment by Unreliable Sources Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:12 pm
Brady/Plummer: The OTHER Brady campaign.
Quinn/??: As useless as an expired super 8 VIP card.
Rich Whitney: A blank slate for IL - Not even I know who I am
Comment by xdtact Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm
Whitney 2010: The Only Pro Gay Puppy Marriage Candidate
Comment by Montrose Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm
Thank you, Rich, you’re better than most and its not easy, I understand. Not many are in the habit yet of thinking like that since the Greens being legally “equal” in Illinois is new and rare.
Whitney - Let Me Debate
Brady - Let Whitney Debate
Quinn - Donate to Stufflebeam
Comment by TaxMeMore Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:17 pm
Quinn 2010 - I’m greener than you!
Whitney 2010 - No you’re not!
Quinn 2010 - Am too!
Comment by George Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:18 pm
Brady: “A chicken in every pot and a gas chamber for every stray”
Also Brady: “Ask me about my final solution for your coyote problem”
Comment by it's true Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:20 pm
Brady/Whitney - Together we can beat Pat Quinn
Comment by Small Town Liberal Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:23 pm
Brady/Plummer - 2010 Gas it or Club it with a 2×4
Quinn 2010 - Soy Boy performs solo
Comment by anon Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:25 pm
Dweedledumb and Dweedledee - name the party
Comment by Retired Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:28 pm
Brady-Who Let those Dogs Out?
Quinn-I Am Not Blago!
Comment by Plain and simple Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:34 pm
Vote for me, Pat Quinn, because “you like me, you really do”.
Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas…vote for Brady.
Oh, please, Mr Wizard, I don’t want to live in Illinois anymore!…Vote for Vallas.
A vote for the Green Party is a vote for Lyndon Larouche…vote for PQ.
Comment by dupage dan Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:40 pm
Based on their respective approaches to the budget problem:
Quinn - Incompetence over Ignorance!
Brady - Ignorance over Incompetence!
Comment by Pelon Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:42 pm
Quinn 2010 - woot!
Brady 2010 - woof!
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:43 pm
Brady: Vote for me or the puppy gets it.
Quinn: You know me—-right?
Comment by Way Way Down Here Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:44 pm
Quinn: Not just another pretty face
Brady: Just another pretty face
Whitney: Pick me, pick me…
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:47 pm
Quinn for Governor. Let the experiment run its course.
Comment by Ivory-billed Woodpecker Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:48 pm
Quinn 2010 - Illinois Hoi-Polloi Enjoy Soy-Boy!
Brady 2010 - What’s That Smell?
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:54 pm
Brady ‘10:
Thank YOU, DuPAGE County!
Comment by Joe from Joliet Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:55 pm
Brady - Vote for me….. or Fluffy will get it!
Quinn - Don’t change horses midstream of a crisis we caused
Comment by TJ Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:58 pm
Whitney: Dog Friendly!
Quinn: Dog Tired.
Brady: Dog Gone!!!
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:59 pm
Both Brady and Quinn - I’m part of the problem but trust me, I can fix it!
Comment by One of the 35 Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:00 pm
Vote Quinn-because you have too much money!
Vote Brady-unless you’re a Gay dog owner!
Vote Quinn-He needs more time to learn the job!
Vote Brady-Doing nothing is sometimes better than the WRONG THING!
Comment by PalosParkBob Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:03 pm
“Brady - My hair is better than Blago’s”
“Quinn - I’ll bring back the Super 8 VIP card”
Comment by Good Thinkin' Lincoln Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:04 pm
Quinn: Looking out for Veterans.
Brady: Looking of for Veterinarian Donors.
Comment by Cubs2010 Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm
out*
Comment by Cubs2010 Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm
Brady - Look a dead kitty
Comment by Irish Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:17 pm
I think Irish wins. lol
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:19 pm
Quinn or Brady:
I Won’t Let Political Experience Get in the Way of Bad Governing
Comment by Pot calling kettle Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:23 pm
Quinn–When Populism Attacks
Brady–Who needs the collar counties?
Whitney–No Relation to the cotton gin guy
Comment by Jake from Elwood Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:28 pm
These bumper stickers look a lot alike…
Brady 2010 - Really!!
Quinn 2010 - Really!!
Comment by jerry 101 Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:33 pm
Quinn - IMAPAHDGMARFSBNITALW
Translated -If Mike’s Admendment Passes And He Doesn’t Give Me A Replacement For SLC Before November I’m Toast And Lisa Wins.
Comment by Irish Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:34 pm
Brady/Plummer in 2010: Because Schock wanted to be a Congressman
Quinn/(insert name here): Because Lisa wanted to be the Attorney General
Comment by anon Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:36 pm
Quinn to Win in 2010: I won’t kill your puppies
Comment by Bump this Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:37 pm
Quinn: Stick with me and I’ll stick it to you!
Brady: You want change…I can change…I think?
Comment by Justice Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:38 pm
Vote Green: we don’t kill kittens and don’t care about Madigan
Comment by anonymous Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:40 pm
Quinn 2010: Why we want no more Lt. Governors
Comment by Njardar Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm
Brady: Happy, not gay
Quinn: An almost, sorta, kinda balanced budget
Comment by Justice Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm
Quinn: ” Abortions for all.”
Brady: ” no abortions for anyone.”
Whitney: “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.”
Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:44 pm
The above anonymous was me
and the lines are from the simpsons
Comment by Ghost Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:45 pm
no dead puppy, no higher taxes, no other choice - vote for Whitney
Comment by bump this Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:49 pm
Quinn - I’m not Blago, even though I ran with him twice and kept all his people on staff.
Brady - Gas chambers aren’t cruel. A burlap sack thrown in a creek, now that’s cruel.
Comment by Prognosis Negative Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:52 pm
Quinn: End Pet Projects
Brady: Kill All Pets
Comment by unspun Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:53 pm
Whitney - Why? Because I’m not them.
Whitney - Kermit is my Lt Gov.
Whitney - The Ultimate Downstater
Whitney - Green side up.
Comment by Irish Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:56 pm
Brady 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer!
Quinn 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer!
Green 2010 - Ask Me About My Hemp Shirt Offer!
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:58 pm
Brady 2010 - Big Man South Of I-80
Quinn 2010 - Big Man North Of I-80
Green 2010 - Big Man South Of I-24
Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:03 pm
Brady-NOT from Chicago
Comment by Peoria Joe Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:07 pm
Quinn-Not Blago
Green-Not Quinn or Brady
Comment by Peoria Joe Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:08 pm
Quinn/It’s only $11 billion, we can borrow
Brady/ It only $11 billion we can cut
Comment by downstate hack Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:11 pm
Quinn & Quinn in 2010 — I’ll be my own Lt. Governor and my own ankle biter!
Comment by Pat Robertson Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:15 pm
Quinn- I worked with a joker but I’m no Harley
Comment by Captain Flume Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:38 pm
Quinn 2010: A Governor, Not a Convict
Comment by Njardar Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:44 pm
Whitney - I see daylight.
Brady - Cutting down to size
Quinn - Balanced, Consistent, Flexible
Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:59 pm
Quinn in ‘10– Renewal and Reform, We’ll Try It Again!
Comment by Captain Flume Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:00 pm
Brady - Erase the Debt - Close Down State Government!
Quinn - The confused candidate
Comment by Fed Up Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:02 pm
Quinn / No one 2010: Hey Mikey, he likes it!
Comment by Springfield-DB Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:04 pm
Rich Whitney: Not A Communist Anymore
Comment by Alvin Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:15 pm
Brady (R., Walmart): “Always the lowest price”.
Quinn: “I only use Super-8 Motels to sleep in.”
“Whitney: When you want Brady to win, but don’t want to register as a republican”.
Comment by Some Guy Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:29 pm
Brady: I don’t brake for puppies, gays or liberals
Quinn: I don’t know, what was the question again?
Comment by one day at a time Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:48 pm
Quinn-Idiot Sandwich -Blago/Quinn/Cohen
Comment by Wumpus Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm
Brady: “Run Spot run! No, seriously Spot. I mean it. Run. Run as fast as you can for God sake.”
Comment by just sayin' Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm
For Brady: “The Fido Solution”
For Quinn: “It’s got to get better eventually”
For Whitney: “Vote Green — before it’s too late”
Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:52 pm
Brady: “On your side, until the last dog dies>.”
Quinn: “No prisoners!”
Whitney: “I can’t believe I’m losing to these guys.”
Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm
Whitney - For Hemp
Quinn - For Soy
Brady - Against Everything You’re For
Comment by polisciguy Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm
Quinn - I’m Not A Crook
Brady - I’m Not In Cook
Comment by polisciguy Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:40 pm
Brady 2010
Fighting to Gas Gay Married Puppies
Comment by Phineas J. Whoopee Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 8:52 pm
Quinn/????: Who Let the Dogs Out? We Did!
Brady/Plummer: No Soy Boys Here. Ask Lassie.
Whitney/?: Vote Greenie, not Weenie!
Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 9:33 pm
Brady — Bill Brady, If you care enough to read this you’re about to swerve off the right side of the road.
Quinn — My governor, Pat Quinn, was an honor student at St. Edmund’s middle school
Whitney — If Rich Whitney were Governor, You could be smoking legal pot right now
Comment by Quizzical Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 11:18 pm
Brady: “Cows are good for a lot.”
Plummer: “
Comment by NormalRedefined Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:03 am
Brady: I’m not Oberweis. Yet.
Comment by NormalRedefined Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:05 am