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posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:18 am
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Mark Kirk is to a savings and loan as Alexi Gianoulias is to
a bank.
yep, should been hoffman.
Comment by Amalia Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:22 am
Mark Kirk is to pander as Alexi Gia[n]noulias is to candor.
Comment by Buddy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:25 am
Mark Kirk is to International Relations Grad School as Alexi Gianoulias is to Junior High Math
Comment by A.B. Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:35 am
Mark Kirk is to War and Peace as Alexi Giannoulias is to See Spot Run
Comment by well Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:36 am
Mark Kirk is to good, as Alexi is to not good.
Comment by SpfldPolitico Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:39 am
Mark Kirk is to liberal as Alexi Giannoulias is to liberal.
Comment by rhymin' simon Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:41 am
winner; loser
Comment by anon Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:41 am
Mark Kirk is to Tony Randall as Alexi Giannoulias is to Paul Newman.
Comment by corvax Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:42 am
Mark Kirk is to future Senator as Alexi Giannoulias is to future high school basketball coach
Comment by well Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:43 am
Kirk is to Cap and trade as Giannoulias is to Brite Start
Comment by Ghost Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:44 am
Mark Kirk is to Howdy Doody as Alexi is to Jeff Spicoli.
Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:48 am
Mark Kirk is to Navy officer as Alexi Giannoulias is to bank executive.
Mark Kirk is to $1+ trillion dollar mistake with 100,000+ dead as Alexi Giannoulias is to $20 million mistake with nobody dead.
Comment by Carl Nyberg Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:49 am
Mark Kirk is Dudley Do Right to Alexi’s Zorba the Greek
Comment by Loop Lady Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:51 am
Kirk is to 60 Minutes as Alexi is to TMZ
Comment by Adam Smith Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:52 am
Mark Kirk is to taking a position and standing up for it as Alexi Giannoulias is to being qualified to be elected our state treasurer and US Senator.
Ditto Amalia - I hate saying I told you so again and again.
Comment by Siriusly Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:53 am
Mark Kirk is to being in the closet as Alexi Giannoulias is to large piles of snow.
Comment by The Truth Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:55 am
Mark Kirk is to out of touch to the people of Illinois as Alexi Giannoulias is to the next Senator from the State of Illinois
Comment by Chi Town Brown Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:57 am
Mark Kirk is to “Face the Nation” as Alexi Giannoulias is to “Jersey Shore.”
Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:59 am
Mark Kirk is to another right wing nut as Alexi Giannoulias is to another vote for Obama’s agenda
Comment by Brad Foxman Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 11:59 am
Mark Kirk is to another vote for obstructionism ad Alexi Giannoulias vote for change
Comment by Lee Feldstein Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:01 pm
Elmer Fudd to Bugs Bunny…except I think Bugs is gonna get blasted to smithereens at the end of this episode.
Comment by phocion Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:04 pm
Mark Kirk is to clever posts as Alexi is to moronic and self-righteous posts
Comment by Adam Smith Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:12 pm
Everett Dirksen is to Scott Lee Cohen
Comment by Hipster Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:13 pm
Mark Kirk is to “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” as Alexi Giannoulias is to “Don’t Ask, I Won’t Tell.”
Comment by Jake from Elwood Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:13 pm
Mark Kirk is to “processed cheese food” as Giannoulias is to feta.
Comment by P. Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:22 pm
Mark Kirk is to George Bush, deregulation and the invasion of Iraq as Alexi is to Barack Obama, re-regulation and heath insurance reform.
Comment by Lakefront Liberal Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:22 pm
Mark Kirk is to “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” as Alexi Giannoulias is to “Too Big To Fail.”
– MrJM
h/t Jake
Comment by MrJM Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:23 pm
Mark Kirk is to Jed Clampet’s “texas tea” as Alexi Giannoulias is to Ed Begley’s zero emissions home.
Comment by Lakefront Liberal Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:28 pm
Mark Kirk is to the Road Runner as Alexi Giannoulias is to Wile E. Coyote.
This analogy sponsored by Acme Consulting.
Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:31 pm
Mark Kirk is to Captain America as Alexi Giannoulias is to Captain Crook.
Comment by 10th Indy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:34 pm
Meep. Meep.
Mark Kirk is to “watching paint dry” as Alexi Giannoulias is to “what in the heck is he painting?”
Comment by KeepSmiling Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:37 pm
Mark Kirk is to Truman Capote as Alexi Giannoulias is to Gene Simmons.
Comment by TroubleMaker Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:43 pm
Mark K. is to “say anything” as Alexi G. is to “say it ain’t so.”
Comment by Finger Pointing Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:46 pm
Mark Kirk is to Armani what Ale G is to ORANGE JUMP SUITS (at least in the near future)
Comment by PalosParkBob Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:47 pm
Mark Kirk is to “The Tax Payer” as Alexi Giannoulias is to “The SEIU”.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:47 pm
Mark Kirk is to utter hypocrisy as Alexi Giannoulias is to public service!
Comment by fedup dem Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:53 pm
kirk is to good luck as giannoulis is to bad breaks
Comment by been there Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 12:59 pm
Kirk is to being in the wrong place at the right time as Giannoulias is to being in the right place at the wrong time.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:11 pm
Mark Kirk is to post graduate work as Alexi Giannoulis is to junior high.
Comment by 2010 Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:15 pm
Mark Kirk is to Quantum Physics as Alexi Giannoulias is to “Let’s break open this mercury thermometer to see what happens”
Comment by 10th Indy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:18 pm
Mark Kirk is to Huh? as Alexi Giannoulias is to What?
Comment by Random Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:29 pm
Kirk is to a credit union as AG is to a loan shark
Kirk is to Rich Miller as Alexi is to Perez Hilton
Comment by Wumpus Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:42 pm
Kirk is to liberal as Alexi is to liberal.
Comment by Moving to Ojklahoma Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:55 pm
Kirk:hammer… Giannoulias:nail
Comment by walter sobchak Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 1:56 pm
Mark Kirk is to silver lining as Alexi Giannoulias is to silver spoon.
Comment by dupage dan Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:13 pm
Mark Kirk is to Password what Alexi Giannoulias is to The Match Game.
Comment by Captain Flume Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:14 pm
Kirk/Top Gun Giannoulias/My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:21 pm
Mark Kirk is to George Bailey, as Alexi Gianoulias is to Mr. Potter.
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:24 pm
Sorry …Mark Kirk is to George Bailey, as Alexi Gianoulias is to Mr. Potter.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:25 pm
Mark Kirk is to rocket science as Alexi is to backyard model rockets.
Comment by Team America Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:27 pm
Mark Kirk is to Lolita Didrickson, as Alexi Gianoulias is to Peter Fitzgerald.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:28 pm
Mark Kirk is to Magician, as Alexi Gianoulias is to Illusionist.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:30 pm
Mark Kirk is to Lehman Brothers, as Alexi Gianoulias is to Enron.
Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:35 pm
Mark Kirk is to Ford as Alexi Gianoulias is to GM
Comment by A.B. Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 2:38 pm
Mark Kirk is to Alexi Giannoulais as…
Archie Andrews is to Reginald Mantle
Peter Brady is to Danny Partridge
Zach Morris is to A.C. Slater
Derek Taylor is to Ricky Stratton
Eugene Morgan is to George Amberson
Sam Drucker is to Hank Kimball
Eric Severeid is to Geraldo Rivera
The Skipper is to Thurston Howell, III
Sea Biscuit is to War Admiral
Tony Bennett is to Wayne Newton
Ford is to Oldsmobile
JC Penney is to Marshall Fields
Texas is to California
Macaroni and Cheese is to Pastitsio
Dollar is to the Drachma
1999 is to 2009
Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:00 pm
CommandoKirk to Ironman
Wimp in FlightSuit to Hands on Fighter
Comment by CircularFiringSquad Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:03 pm
Kirk is to Sarah Palin as Alexi is to Barack Obama.
Kirk is to Wall Street as Alexi is to Main Street.
Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:14 pm
Mark Kirk is to Michael Huffington as Alexi Giannoulias is to Harold Ford, Jr.
Comment by siriusly Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:25 pm
Only VM could incorporate Severeid and Pastitsio references in the same post as references to Archie comics and Saved by the Bell characters. Funny stuff.
Comment by Jake from Elwood Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:45 pm
while we wait for the first vital votes by CommandoKirk in DC here are the first tweets from the Rockford journalists on the bus to CaribouBaribie cash dash in Rockford
Geo: Owano is wearing a pink hoodie with “Sarah” emblazoned on the front on top of pictures of a moose and rifles.
1 minute ago via web
Chuck: Mary Maggio of Rockford never been to political event before. “I like Palin’s small government approach,” she says.
3 minutes ago via web
Chuck: Wendy Owano, sec. of Winn. GOP, says Palin a great spokeswoman for the conservative cause, but doesn’t see as 2012 candidate.
5 minutes ago via web
Geo: John Vonarx, 17, of Rockford who is home-schooled, says Palin “plowed through” negative media and he finds her “inspiring.”
6 minutes ago via web
Chuck: Dave McCue says, “I don’t necessarily like her or not like her. I want to hear a speech that brings people together.”
8 minutes ago via web
Chuck: Dave McCue brought Diane to Sarah speech as 7th anniversary present.
9 minutes ago via web
Chuck: Dave and Diane McCue are on Sarah bus..”Don’t see Sarah as president but as great motivational speaker,” Diane says.
10 minutes ago via web
Comment by CircularFiringSquad Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:55 pm
Mark Kirk is to Chandler as Alexi Giannoulias is to Joey.
Comment by JC Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 3:59 pm
Mark Kirk is to “a pretend Democrat” as to Alexi Giannoulias is to “an actual Democrat.”
Comment by Segatari Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 4:05 pm
VM wins again, can’t beat
Dollar to the Drachma
Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 5:14 pm
Mark Kirk is to deep disk as Alexi Giannoulias is to Totino’s Party Pizza
Mark Kirk is to
Topolobampo as Alexi Giannoulias is to Taco Bell
Comment by OneMan Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 5:23 pm
Mark Kirk is to Jerry Seinfeld as Alexi Giannoulias is to Svengoolie.
Comment by KeepSmiling Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 5:28 pm
Kirk is to The Fonz as Giannoulias is to Potsie Weber.
Comment by Independent Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 5:46 pm
Mark Kirk is to “Flip” as Alexi Giannoulias is to “Flop”.
Comment by Judgment Day Is On The Way Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 5:56 pm
Mark Kirk is to William Cellini as Alexi Giannoulias is to John D’Arco Jr.
Comment by Steve Wednesday, May 12, 10 @ 7:57 pm