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* We had a bit of fun with my refusal to cut my hair or trim my beard yesterday. In response, my old buddy Jak Tichenor sent me a photo from the latest “Illinois Lawmakers” program I did with him. And since we’ve had caption contests on just about everybody else in politics, I thought it was probably only fair to do it to myself. I have a strong feeling that I’m gonna regret this, but whatever…
Caption?
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:49 am
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All the dude ever wanted was his couch back.
Comment by Matt Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:50 am
*rug*
Comment by Matt Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:51 am
The nicotine in the ends is the best part, you can’t trim them!
Comment by Ghost Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:52 am
RM, thinking:”I wonder if MJM would like me more if I used an apple shampoo…”
Comment by Ghost Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:53 am
Christmas has come early to Illinois as Santa Claus has arrived. Unfortunatly he was plumb out of cash, but was able to leave a few lumps of coal.
Comment by How Ironic Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:53 am
Maybe it’s just me, but I think Brad Pitt looks better without the beard.
Comment by soccermom Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:55 am
That’s the nicest suit I’ve ever seen a homeless man wear.
Comment by heet101 Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:56 am
Rip Van Winkle wakes up in 2049 to find Illinois lawmakers promising to confront the century-long budget deficit after the re-election campaign of Gov. Sasha Obama.
Comment by Reality Check Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:56 am
I’m going to try out for the role of “Rupert” on next season’s “Survivor”.
Comment by Joe from Joliet Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:56 am
Messin’ with Sasquatch.
Comment by Leave a light on George Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:57 am
Rick Pearson?
Comment by George Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:58 am
Clothes make the man.
Comment by Yves St. Laurent Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:59 am
Will we ever learn what’s on the dark side of Rich Miller?
Comment by Gathersno Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 10:59 am
bear spotted in state capitol!
Comment by not sure Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:00 am
Rich, with just a little styling… you can pull off the Justin Bieber look. It’s all the rage.
Comment by George Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:00 am
Next on Baseball Tonight, John Kruk weighs in on Illinois’ budget problems.
Comment by Michelle Flaherty Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:01 am
How long have you been on the island?
Comment by George Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:01 am
Sasquatch sighted in central Illinois
Comment by wordslinger Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:03 am
Session better not go into overtime, because it will completely throw off my summer job as a garden gnome.
Comment by Montrose Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:03 am
This week, Merlin Olson appears in a very special episode of Little House on the Prairie.
Comment by Really?? Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:04 am
Fresh from the woods, Ted Kaczynski announces his run for Illinois Governor.
Comment by bcross Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:05 am
Happy Gilmore: That’s right, I’m gonna beat your a** on the course!
Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Comment by Piepants McGee Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:05 am
Rich Miller: Living proof that the world still needs Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Comment by Help! Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:05 am
If it ain’t growing out, it’s growing in.
Comment by Pat Robertson Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:07 am
“Call me Ishmael.”
Comment by Team Sleep Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:07 am
Lake Springfield’s Nick Nolte
Comment by in absentia Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:08 am
“Blago’s hair has nothing on me!”
Comment by He Makes Ryan Look Like a Saint Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:09 am
Rich Miller comments on proposed continuing education requirement for barbers and hair stylists.
Comment by David Starrett Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:09 am
“We’re the three best friends that anyone can have,
Cause we’re the three best friends that anyone can have…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:09 am
Oh Uh, if session goes on any longer, Senator Brady may try to gas the homeless animal on top of Rich’s head.
Comment by Cuban Pilot Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:12 am
Sorry everyone…Tich had the winner yesterday: “Oh look, a Yeti…”
Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:14 am
We are glad you got a new suit to wear to court but could you….
Comment by OneMan Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:15 am
Nice suit, but where’s the hoodie?
Comment by George Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:17 am
“When I came home, there was a man in my house. I fought with this man. He had a mechanical arm. You find this man. You find this man.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:18 am
Covering the mess in Springfield: So easy, even a caveman can do it.
Comment by South Side Mike Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:19 am
I’m drawing a line in the sand: I’m not shaving or cutting my hair until we have a balanced budget!
Comment by walter sobchak Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:20 am
Governor’s early release program poster boy!
Comment by OMG Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:21 am
Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover) has really let himself go…
Comment by PaddyD Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:26 am
The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.
Comment by T Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:27 am
Is the football available?
Comment by Rod sez I'm pork Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:27 am
Mongo only pawn in game of budget.
Comment by Boone Logan Square Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:27 am
Rich Miller turns to the “Dark Side” in Springfield and becomes Darth Madigan’s new apprentice!
His new Sith name is “Darth Democrat”!
Comment by PalosParkBob Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:30 am
Rich Miller leaves Capital Fax and becomes the lobbyist for the Illinos Association of Barber Colleges.
Comment by South of I-80 Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:31 am
The proposed tax on services has already hurt local barbershops.
Comment by Lincoln Parker Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:33 am
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:33 am
Rod, if they send you to the joint, can I get your hairbrush?
Comment by The Gerry Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:34 am
Grizzly Adams takes over the Capitol
Comment by Ahoy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:36 am
Jeremiah Johnson takes on the statehouse!
Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:37 am
[Background voice over: …So simple even a caveman can do it!”]
RM: Grrrrrr!!
Comment by Conservative Republican Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:39 am
After a long night sleeping off a hangover on a park bench under a blanker of newspapers, Rich Miller announces his write in candidacy for Lt. Governor.
Comment by Living in Oklahoma Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:39 am
While the legislature worked on crafting a budget, Rich Miller was accepting the award for best playoff beard.
Rich Miller has taken up the cause of lobbying for Wookiee rights in Illinois.
Comment by BloomingtonDem Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:48 am
Dude, where’s my blog?
Comment by Rep. John Fritchey Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:49 am
Emerging from the Capitol Fax Lair, Rich Miller fails to see his shadow, thus signaling 6 more weeks of session.
Comment by Montrose Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:49 am
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.
Comment by Bill Henley Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:50 am
Aw man, Oswego Willy beat me to the punch. And here I was all proud of myself for the reference.
Comment by Bill Henley Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:52 am
Bill Henley …
Great minds I guess ….
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 11:53 am
Grizzly Adams meets Bill Blass.
Comment by Jake from Elwood Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:00 pm
The leader of the Ewoks calls on Darth Vader to release his tax returns.
Comment by Old Milwaukee Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:00 pm
Reporter: What’s with the hair?
Miller: I’m not going to trim my beard or get a haircut until they end this session.
Reporter: So you’re trying to scare them into action?
Comment by Prognosis Negative Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:02 pm
George Thorogood said it best; Get A Haircut and get a Real Job! Dad
Comment by obamalac Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:02 pm
‘Deadliest Catch’ Captain Phil Harris lives to pontificate on the state of the Illinois budget.
Comment by Bring Back Boone's Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:05 pm
Don’t know, but if Oliver Reed were still living he’d be great in the movie version.
Comment by Excessively Rabid Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:07 pm
Now the party don’t start ’til I walk in…tick tock on the clock…
Comment by Bored in Lake County Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:14 pm
Did someone call about a revival of Captain Kangaroo?
Comment by BigTwich Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:15 pm
It’s spelled G-E-I-C-O.
Comment by dupage progressive Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:16 pm
Jay Hoffman gives up
Comment by colt 45 Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:16 pm
Lynyrd Skynyrd, long presumed dead after a plane crash in the 80’s, was spotted at the Capitol lobbying for free downloads of 70’s country rock classics…
Comment by Loop Lady Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:16 pm
William Shatner claims this man, also known as the Travelocity Gnome, attacked him during talks with Priceline. The Gnome responds…
Comment by Bored in Lake County Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:17 pm
Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams) / Rich Miller separated at birth?
Comment by Stones Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:20 pm
In anticipation of Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19, 2010), Capitol Fax’s Rich Miller gets a head start on looking like a pirate. That’s Rich, with an Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:21 pm
Sneed hears that GEICO is searching for a new spokesperson after a recent falling-out when the insurance giant’s popular cavemen were arrested and charged with DUI after crashing into the walls of a local ice rink with a zamboni. Among the top prospects is the Capitol Fax’s Rich Miller.
The upshot: “Rich just has that special look,” said a GEICO source. “It blew everybody away. While our previous spokespeople required hours of makeup and costume work, Rich just needs a quick shower and some cheap conditioner.”
The backshot: Miller, who publishes the venerable Capitol Fax, a must-read for state political insiders, is reportedly seriously considering the deal. “I never thought I would want to leave my post covering state politics,” quoth Miller. “But I am frankly sick of this mess and am ready to move up in the TV world. And who can turn down a $10 million signing bonus? That’s better than Zambrano got with the Flubs!”
Comment by CSTish Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:25 pm
Sure, Plummer contacted me about selling him some facial hair, and I’m getting a heckuva price. I mean, do you know how much money the kid has? Oh, right, you don’t. Just trust me, its a lot…
Comment by Small Town Liberal Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:25 pm
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!’
Edward Lear
Comment by been there Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:26 pm
“It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice!”
Comment by Steve-O Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:27 pm
After the General Assembly discovered the budget mounting $14 billion in the hole, with his great witchcraft and wizardry, Professor Dumbledore was invited to the capitol to provide lawmakers with a miraculous solution.
Comment by Me Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:29 pm
“I’ve got no heart! Because a she-devil stole it. And you know what the worst part about it is? She’s better than me! She’s better than me.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:31 pm
I feel an old Beatles song coming on….
“I am the walrus….cooo, cooo cachoo…”
Come to think of it, ALL the Beatles songs are old!
Comment by Nearly Normal Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:33 pm
“When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think ‘Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?’ I don’t know. Because I’m a caveman — that’s the way I think.”
Comment by L.S. Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:35 pm
There’s a guy who knows how everything works in the Capitol. This is the guy?
Comment by Siriusly Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:35 pm
Tea Party Messiah Ahead in Polls
The country operates largely on a two-party system and, because of this, fringe groups are forced to fold into either the Republican or Democratic Party. Republicans, who are hoping to win back seats in the House and Senate during the 2010 midterm elections this coming November, have widely embraced the Tea Party, an activist group that is fighting out-of-control government spending. But there’s one Tea Party-backed candidate who frightens them, and his name is Tim D’Annunzio(pictured above). D’Annunzio, ahead in the North Carolina polls, might have the support of the Tea Party, but he could very well hurt the already-tarnished image of the Republican Party should he win a seat at the table. “In Hoke County divorce records, his wife said in 1995 that D’Annunzio had claimed to be the Messiah, had traveled to New Jersey to raise his stepfather from the dead, believed God would drop a 1,000-mile high pyramid as the New Jerusalem on Greenland and found the Ark of the Covenant in Arizona,” the Associated Press reported. Not much of that, it seems, will gain widespread acceptance. In addition, D’Annunzio smokes marijuana daily, according to a doctor’s evaluation, and has been trated for heroin dependence in the past. Oh, and he doesn’t pay child support. “Mr. D’Annunzio has disqualified himself by his background, his record and his behavior,” Tom Fetzer, North Carolina’s Republican Party chairman, told the Associated Press.
Comment by CircularFiringSquad Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:39 pm
Who’s your stylist? Bill Luking?
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:48 pm
Growing the beard for the Hawks to win the Stanley cup.
Growing the hair for the winning the battle of the Budget in Springfield.
…also when the skype video went out last night on Chicago Tonight they put up a picture of a well groom Rich Miller until the video came back.
Comment by Third Generation Chicago Native Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm
Rich Miller:
Focused on the things that truly matter in life.
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:54 pm
Captain Caaaaaaavemaaaaaaaan!
Comment by Left Leaner Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:54 pm
And that TOO, Left Leaner!!! You certainly can’t accuse him of being “Metro”. lol
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:57 pm
Grizzly Adams comments on rumors of recent bear sightings in parts of Illinois
Comment by Anon Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:58 pm
Living With Parasites - Collins, enhanced by VanillaMan
He called out to the Speaker on the street
“Michael, can you help me?
Assembly passed nothing, but I need sleep,
Is there something you can tell me?”
He walks on, doesn’t look back
He pretends he can’t hear him
Eating an apple as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh think twice, it’s another day for
You and me with these parasites
Oh think twice, their powers not for you,
It is for their political fights
He calls out to Cullerton on the street
The reporter sees that he’s been trying
John’s got lobbyists at the soles of his feet
Budget cuts have got them crying
Oh think twice…
Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say
You can tell from the beard on his face
You can see that Rich has been there
Probably been shoved from every place
‘Cos he didn’t fit in there
Oh think twice…
Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:58 pm
After retiring from golf, Craig Stadler tries his hand at reporting on Illinois Politics.
Comment by Irish Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 12:59 pm
I can certanly relate to that today, Anon, since my “cub” came home for a little while.
What Joy!
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:01 pm
Rich Miller talks about his new role as Chewbacca in the latest Star Wars sequel.
or
Some people have found a way to be easily recognized from their high school yearbook photo
Comment by just sayin' Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:04 pm
Yah mo be there, Rich. You’re looking like a Dooby Brother.
Comment by Indeedy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:05 pm
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Some people have found a way to be easily recognized from their high school yearbook photo
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One should never under-estimate consistency, just. Tradition has its merits.
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm
Where’s the Beach?
Comment by John Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:07 pm
…and appeal.
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:07 pm
Lucky, Wassan…and while I’m catching up, Mom doesn’t seem to have chimed in yet, so she must be pleased, as well.
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:11 pm
“i” before “e” especially after “b,” or “Dobbie” Brothers.
)
Comment by Indeedy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:11 pm
“I’ve got this beauty pageant in the bag… I just hope I don’t get a question about the Arizona immigration law”
Comment by Mary Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:11 pm
Oh, forget it! >
Comment by Indeedy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:11 pm
Dude, where’s my laptop?
Comment by Amalia Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:12 pm
As I’ve always said, surpisingly enough, we all have more in common than we don’t.
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:13 pm
Rod Blagojevich upon release from the penitentiary.
Comment by Joe from Joliet Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm
===
Rod Blagojevich upon release from the penitentiary.
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I must have missed the reference to “snark” being heavily encouraged on this thread.
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:20 pm
And yes, if the “look” catches on, some of us bloggers ARE extremely “proud”.
(Hmmm…Rich in “gladiator” garb. I can see that.)
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:22 pm
Rich Miller, who obviously didn’t get one of the Tribune’s million dollar bonuses.
Comment by George Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:24 pm
The result of shaving a dog’s behind and making him walk backwards.
Comment by Anon Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:24 pm
Dad?
Comment by Anon Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:26 pm
Release my tax returns? What do you think is in my beard?
Comment by Betsy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:27 pm
Illinois’ next cash crop, HAIR!
Comment by A.B. Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:36 pm
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you
woah!
Comment by A.B. Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:37 pm
Grizzly Adams visits the Prairie State
Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:47 pm
We’re all just really grateful that he didn’t decide to refuse to bathe until the state has a budget.
Then again, that might be a strategy that would work.
Comment by Aldyth Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:51 pm
I tell ya, the Dead, Ramones, and Stooges same night. Changes your DNA for good.
Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:52 pm
Joaquin Phoenix explains his bizarre interview on David Letterman’s show…
Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 1:56 pm
Laugh it up fuzzball…
Comment by SpringfieldGOP Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:02 pm
“Stay thirsty, my friends”
Comment by Steve-O Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:09 pm
Hair today gone tomorrow…..
BTW is there a millienium award for topics with 100 posts or more?
Comment by Ghost Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:09 pm
Flounder, we missed you at the Delta Tau Chi reunion at Faber!
Comment by Eric Stratton Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:14 pm
In many cultures, this is considered an attractive look for a man.
Okay, not really.
– MrJM
Comment by MrJM Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:23 pm
You should see my legs….
Comment by anon Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:33 pm
Looks like Craig Stadler the Senior tour golfer known affectionately as “The Walrus”.
Comment by "Old Timer Dem" Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:33 pm
Dang it Steve O!
I don’t drink beer very often, but when I do. . . (half of Springfield shows up)
Comment by Way Way Down Here Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:40 pm
You ought to think about your future, Eckhardt.
Comment by Jack Napier Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:43 pm
I didn’t know Rich Miller was in The Hangover…
Comment by Chathamite Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:49 pm
As they say, Rich…”Nice beard.” (Seriously, I’m a “beard guy” myself–no matter what one’s political persuasion, us “beard guys” gotta stick together)! Oh, and by the way, in the midst of such “seriousness” in our beloved Prairie State’s governmental/budgetary workings, etc., nice to see you lighten things up a little…and at your own cost!!! God bless/keep up the fine work…
Comment by Just The Way It Is One Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:49 pm
Comic Book Guy has his day in court.
Comment by jerry 101 Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:50 pm
How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Comment by Kevin Fanning Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 2:56 pm
any resemblence?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWjI_xVgrWE
Comment by disgusted in chi boogie Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:01 pm
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You should see my legs….
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Link?
Comment by The REAL Anonymous fka Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:03 pm
Hold very still. I think I can knock that critter off your head before it bites!!!
Comment by Springfield Sceptic Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:08 pm
Always the trendsetter; hopefully it will spell an end to the shaved head w/goatee (Darth Vader) look.
Comment by Keyser Soze Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:08 pm
“Where you going Grizzly Adams?”
Comment by "Clerks" fan Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:25 pm
My mother used to tell me never judge a book by its cover…or
Jerry, Jerry (Garcia) is that you? What a long strange session it has been.
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:26 pm
Sperated at birth. Rich Miller & Meat Loaf…
cause 2 outta 3 ain’t bad
Comment by BIG R.PH. Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:41 pm
Didn’t know that Rich had an Olde English Sheepdog in the family…..
Comment by Judgment Day Is On The Way Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 3:46 pm
Jack Black discusses his next movie where he plays a political reporter.
Comment by Ghost Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:00 pm
Didn’t we always tell you that you could never get a decent job with long, shaggy hair? Oh, I forgot, you don’t have a job.
Comment by Rich's Mom Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:11 pm
Rich Miller lobbying for an earmark to host the Regional Burning Man.
Comment by Whizbang Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:19 pm
“Thank you for asking. I’m participating in Locks for Lee (Dewyze). I urge everyone to vote for him tonight after American Idol.”
Comment by Anonymous for now Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:22 pm
Rich Miller demonstrates his boycott of the expanded state sales tax on razors and scissors.
Comment by Vote Quimby! Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:23 pm
Jeremiah Johnson:
“What month do you reckon it is?”
Really this is rich, yuk yuk.
Comment by Excessively Rabid Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:24 pm
C’mon rich even Bill Black shaved.
Comment by Bluefish Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:33 pm
I like the cut of your jib Rich!
What’s good for the gander is good for the goose!
Comment by keepitsimple Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:35 pm
Hmm… Didn’t I give you 50 cents and a cigarette once? And to think somebody gave you a whole suit!!!
Comment by Heartless Libertarian Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:37 pm
The most interesting man in Springfield.
“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I drink Bud.”
Comment by my guy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:51 pm
Brian Wilson during his “dark times”
Comment by Dan S, a taxpayer and a Cubs Fan Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:51 pm
143 posts already. We’re getting closer to Blago Arrest territory.
Oh, the things that really matter in this state. LOL
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 4:57 pm
Back in the early 70’s when I had a similar look, sans beard, I walked into a restaurant in El Paso, IL. They had a sign behind the counter.
“I know a JACK
That looks like a JILL
And smells like a JOHN”
Needless to say, I hightailed it outta there like Charlie Daniels in “Uneasy Rider”.
Nice to know we’re a much more tolerant society now.
Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 5:01 pm
Blogging - so easy, a caveman can do it.
Comment by Anonymiss Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 5:12 pm
Wilson!!!!!
(think Cast Away)
Comment by Lakefront Liberal Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 5:33 pm
Trouble with Tribbles. He’s only 6 years old in tribble years.
Comment by sidepocket Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 6:41 pm
Revealed: Bob Weir is Rich Miller when the Dead isn’t touring.
Comment by Steve Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 6:43 pm
Bill Brady says that there is at least $3 billion inside of Rich Miller’s beard.
Comment by Quizzical Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 7:10 pm
Bike Builder extraordinare(and soon-to be ex husband of Hollywood star Sandra Bullock) Jesse James is seen in LA wearing a huge fake beard and ’stache to get cover from the paps.
Comment by Arthur Andersen Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 8:49 pm
Is this the face that launched a hundred quips?
Comment by rudy Tuesday, May 25, 10 @ 9:17 pm