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* I was looking for something quick to post this morning, but just couldn’t find anything easy and then realized I could’ve done a long post in the time it took me to think about a short one.

Such is the life of a blog owner.

So, let’s do a question instead.

* Illinois primary day is to ____ as St. Patrick’s Day is to _____?

Snark is most definitely encouraged.

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:40 am

Comments

1. Illinois primary day is to “Green backs” as St. Patrick’s Day is to Green River.

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:42 am

2. Illinois primary day is to Donuts as St. Patrick’s Day is to Beer!

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:43 am

3. Illinois primary day is to Mike Madigan as St. Patrick’s Day is to Leprechaun.

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:47 am

4. Illinois primary day is to a late night in a bar as St. Patrick’s Day is to a late night in a bar.

   Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:48 am

5. Illinois primary day is to drinking castor oil as St. Patrick’s Day is to drinking Guinness?

   Comment by Ghost of John Brown Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:49 am

6. Illinois primary day is to independents as st patricks day is to Italians.

   Comment by dizzycow Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:49 am

7. Illinois primary day is to making good choices as St. Patrick’s Day is to making good choices.

   Comment by wordslinger Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:49 am

8. Illinois primary day is to Dimpled Chads

   as

   St. Patrick’s Day is to Debauched Shads.

   Comment by hisgirlfriday Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:51 am

9. Illinois primary day is to hangovers as St. Patrick’s Day is to drinking pitchers of green beer.

   Comment by Wensicia Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:52 am

10. rotten roadkill is to corned beef and cabbage

    Comment by downstate commissioner Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:55 am

11. Illinois primary is to democracy as St. Patrick’s Day is to hangovers.

    Comment by The Other Anonymous Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:58 am

12. Illinois primary is to a precinct committeeman as
    a QOD/Caption contest is to OW. LOL

    Comment by Irish Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:01 am

13. Illinois Primary is to a pollster as St. Patricks day is to a cabbage farmer.

    Comment by Irish Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:02 am

14. Irish … Kind words, Thank You!

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:06 am

15. Illinois primary day is to undigestible candidates as St. Patrick’s Day is to undigestible food!

    Comment by Ace Matson Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:08 am

16. Illinois primary is to candidates pretending to be of the opposite party as St. Patricks day is to people pretending they’re Irish.

    Comment by Irish Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:10 am

17. Oswego - you are on fire today!

    Illinois primary day is to direct mail consultants as St. Patrick’s Day is to Miller Beer.

    Comment by siriusly Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:10 am

18. Illinois primary day is to Tom Cross on a golf course as St. Patrick’s Day is to celebrators at a bar.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:14 am

19. graft :: cirrhosis

    Comment by Boone Logan Square Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:15 am

20. Illinois primary day is to hatchet fights as St Patricks Day is to green beer.

    Comment by John A Logan Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:16 am

21. - siriusly -

    Thanks, I just try to keep up with everyone else!

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:17 am

22. Illinois primary day is to green at St. Patrick’s Day is to green.

    Comment by Ann Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:18 am

23. Illinois primary day is to “walking around” money as St. Patrick’s Day is to Beer money.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:18 am

24. Illinois primary day is to Robo-Calls as St. Patrick’s Day is to Beer!

    Illinois primary day is to DuPage County Democrats as St. Patrick’s Day is to Space Aliens!

    Illinois primary day is to Cook County Republicans as St. Patrick’s Day is to Chicago River defenders!

    Comment by OneMan Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:21 am

25. Illinois primary day is to government integrity as St. Patrick’s Day is to sobriety.

    Comment by Esquire Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:26 am

26. Illinois primary day is to “everybody’s a pundit” to St. Patrick’s day “everybody’s Irish”

    Comment by Res Melius Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:30 am

27. Illinois primary day is to the news media as St. Patrick’s Day is to tavern owners.

    Comment by Hunterdon Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:35 am

28. Illinois primary day is to the paid canvassers as St. Patrick’s Day is to bartenders and taxi drivers.

    Comment by hammer Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:37 am

29. Illinois primary day is to futility

    as

    St. Patrick’s Day is to self-imposed senility

    Comment by Zool Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:41 am

30. Illinois primary day is to non-political types as St. Patrick’s Day is to non-drinking types.

    Comment by siriusly Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:44 am

31. Illinois primary day is to GETTING DRUNK TO SUPPORT THE IRISH as St. Patrick’s Day is to GETTING DRUNK TO SUPPORT THE IRISH.

    Comment by just sayin' Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:50 am

32. Illinois primary day is to naive GOP’ers saying “this is our year” as St. Patrick’s Day is to novice drinkers trying to drink like the Irish.

    Both are delusional, yet entertaining to watch.

    Comment by How Ironic Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:52 am

33. Illinois Primary Day is to campaign signs strewn hither and yon

    as

    St. Patricks Day is to beer cans strewn hither and yon.

    Comment by PublicServant Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:17 am

34. Hey did anyone notice IN, the state led my the troll with the awful wig, just lost their SOS to — drum roll —- corruption and vote fraud conviction.
    And some believe the convictee was — more snare — a GOPie

    Comment by CircularFiringSquad Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:25 am

35. Illinois Primary Day is to the spinsters as the St. Patricks Day dance is to the spinsters at the retirement home.

    Comment by Irish Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:30 am

36. Illinois primary day is to shams as St. Patrick’s Day is to shamrocks.

    Comment by Exhausted Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:43 am

37. Illinois primary day is to voting booths as St. Patrick’s Day is to tavern booths.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:58 am

38. Illinois primary day is to waking up and wondering what the heck happened last night as St. Patrick’s Day is to waking up and wondering what the heck happened last night.

    Comment by What planet is he from? Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:01 pm

39. Illinois primary day is to palm cards for votes as St. Patrick’s Day is to credit cards for beers.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:01 pm

40. Illinois Primary season is to the Madigan Ring as the Blarney Stone is to St Patrick’s Day.

    Comment by Irish Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:02 pm

41. Illinois primary day is to Ireland as St. Patrick’s Day is to Ireland.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:07 pm

42. (had to reverse it to make it work)

    St. Patrick’s Day is to everyone being Irish for a day as Illinois Primary Day is to every judicial candidate being Irish for a day.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:32 pm

43. Illinois primary day is to being Dull And Boring as St. Patrick’s Day is to Drink and be Merry!

    Comment by ah HA Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 1:10 pm

44. Illinois primary day is to campaign consultants as St. Patrick’s Day is to alcoholics.

    Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 1:32 pm

45. Illinois Primary day is …..ahhh to *$@& with it. It’s Friday.

    Comment by Irish Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 1:59 pm

46. Illinois primary day is to the average citizen as St. Patrick’s day is to Martians.

    Comment by aufjunk Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 2:10 pm

47. Illinois primary day is to political relevance as St. Patrick’s Day is to anything authentically Irish.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 2:44 pm

48. Illinois primary day is to barstool soothsayers as St. Patrick’s Day is to bartop playmakers.

    Comment by Boone's is Back Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 3:12 pm

49. Illinois primary day is to democracy as St Patrick’s Day is to religion.

    Comment by IllinoisXPat Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 3:32 pm

50. Illinois Primary day is for professionals as St Patrick’s Day is for amateurs

    Comment by mark walker Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 4:03 pm

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