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* Keep it clean, people. Nobody wants to get banned for life…

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 4:06 am

Comments

PQ - oh ladies I know how to play these - just like the banjo Shelia makes practice on every week.
Brazlians - oh no Governor you can’t handle these instruments

Comment by Mo Money Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 5:25 am
Do you need a grant to buy strings? Do you have relatives in Illinois?

Comment by Anon. Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 6:35 am
I always wanted to be in a band like Miller!

Comment by nieva Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 6:44 am
Quinn: I’m not sure if they’re laughing with me or at me.

Comment by Cindy Lou Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 7:00 am
And the band and the guv played on… while Illinois went bankrupt.

Comment by Team America Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 7:16 am
Ridiculous little wooden noisemaker … and two Brazilian ukeleles.

Comment by Plink Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 7:56 am
How do you say “Soybeans” in Portuguese?

Comment by Newsclown Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 7:57 am
Nobody can get no sleep,
There’s someone on everyone’s toes
But when Quinn the Governor gets here,
Everybody’s gonna wanna doze.

Comment by Boone Logan Square Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:06 am
“tickle, tickle, tickle….”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:15 am
“Aye, Maria, his breath….muy malo…”

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:17 am
“Lourdes, why is this guy talking about soybeans?”

Comment by Ghost of John Brown Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:25 am
“Can you play , Tiptoe through the Tulips, one more time….please….?”

Comment by Mouthy Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:31 am
We knew Bill Clinton , and you, Mr. Quinn, are no Bill Clinton.

Comment by x ace Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:43 am
A last minute stand in for the Sheila Simon Trio, Governor Quinn forgot to bring the banjo.

Comment by phocion Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:47 am
“Would you ladies be interested in being the headliner at next year’s State Fair?”

Comment by Stones Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 8:47 am
PQ: “Nero, can I borrow your fiddle?”

Comment by Cincinnatus Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 9:08 am
“Please tell me he’s not going to try to dance … or sing…”

Comment by Judgment Day Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 9:21 am
Pat Quinn shares his ‘grassroots plan’ for getting pension reform and gets the expected response.

Comment by OneMan Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 9:33 am
Muy bien chicas, let’s go find the quesadillas.

Comment by Loop Lady Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 9:51 am
No, we don’t think you should have done a spray tan like Romney did for the Univision event.

Comment by amalia Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:04 am
According to pollsters, Quinn remains popular among those who are completely unfamiliar with the Illinois governor and the state’s political culture and finances. Here, Quinn receives a warm welcome while attending an event in an undisclosed Latin American location.

Comment by Esquire Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:04 am
Would you be interested in tax incentive to move your business to Illinois?

Comment by OurMagician Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:05 am
PQ: That’s ‘Thunderstruck’ right?

Comment by zatoichi Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:09 am
Well I’m as free as a bird now…

Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:14 am
Él no tiene idea de que estamos cantando que él es un loco viejo, y su mosca está abierto

Comment by WazUp Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:26 am
Waz: LOL!

Comment by Loop Lady Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:29 am
I just know you and all the people living with you are going to vote for me one day.

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 10:46 am
Wazup…Hands down. Well played, sir.

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 11:01 am
Ladies, I’m sorry your hedge fund investing with our TRS didn’t work out so well. It sure looks like your new business venture is off to a strong start. Mind if I strum along?

Comment by Merrill Lopez Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 11:28 am
Do you two know “The Soy Boy Blues?”

Comment by John A Logan Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 11:43 am
PQ: Thanks for participating in the 2014 lieutenant governor audition and slating session…

Comment by unreliable sources Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 11:47 am
Quinn enjoys a moment for the first time in months free of union protestors

Comment by AFSCME Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:11 pm
“He called ME Sheila!”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:15 pm
Anonymous @ 10:46 am - Racist much?

Comment by Small Town Liberal Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:22 pm
“Ladies, did I say it right?”

Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:29 pm
Hmmm…wonder whether “Anonymous” 10:46 is going to respond to STL’s comment.

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:32 pm
Do you know any Irish jigs?

I did an Irish stepdance once for Harold Washington back in 83′. Dan Hynes has the tape.

Comment by IrishPirate Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:47 pm
Gov. Pat Quinn introduces himself to other members of Loose Gravel.

Comment by Dirty Red Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 12:56 pm
Pat: “Usually I hear the word ‘uke’ between ’screw’ and ‘win’.”

– MrJM

Comment by MrJM Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 1:09 pm
Pat Quinn and Dawn, debut their new single ‘Vote Three Times …’

Comment by Anonymous Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 1:47 pm
“Banjos? We don’t need no stinking banjos!”

Comment by Anonymice Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 1:47 pm
Are either of you interested becoming Illinois state workers? We have a lot of positions opening up fast!

Comment by Will Friday, Sep 21, 12 @ 4:44 pm