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* House Speaker Michael Madigan as he talked to the media yesterday


* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:41 pm

Comments

  1. Speaker Madigan kicks off a new “casual Saturdays” policy for House members and staff.

    Comment by Yossarian Lives Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:44 pm

  2. Speaker Madigan learns that the ILGOP will not continue its “Fire Madigan” program

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:46 pm

  3. Speaker Madigan learns that Tom Cross went on a golf trip till March, as pension talks resume…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:50 pm

  4. Speaker Madigan watches as Squeezy tries to squeeze Rep. Lang…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:52 pm

  5. “Sorry Speaker, the parking meter expired! Rahm had you towed… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:54 pm

  6. The ghost of the portrait of Dorian Grey wafts from the mist of Oakridge Cemetery to the State Capitol.

    Comment by A Citizen Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:55 pm

  7. Speaker Madigan learns Saputo’s will no longer save his table for him during non-session days…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:58 pm

  8. ” I just want to go home…..I watch Jonny Quest reruns on Saturday”

    Comment by Leave my pension alone Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 1:58 pm

  9. CRISIS - APPLE SHORTAGE IN ILLINOIS!

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:00 pm

  10. Speaker Madigan fields questions from reporters about the unavailability of Steve Brown.

    Comment by The End Is Near Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:04 pm

  11. I’m Guilty as charged

    Comment by Anonymous Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:04 pm

  12. The Speaker learns Scott Lee Cohen is in line to replace Rep. Mell…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:06 pm

  13. TMZ reports that Illinois House Speaker has auditioned for the next season of Walking Dead.

    Comment by Norseman Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:08 pm

  14. I don’t know why the politicians want to diminish the pensions of all the hard-working public workers in Illinois that have contributed $ millions back into their local economies through their meager pensions! I think our politicians would be better served if they followed the implied wisdom of the urban legend Willie Sutton. When Willie was asked … “Why do you rob banks?” he replied … “because that’s where the money is!”

    Comment by Meaningless Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:09 pm

  15. “That poor pension bill died in my arms.”

    Comment by Dirty Red Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:13 pm

  16. I couldn’t help Squeezy - so sad.

    Comment by Norseman Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:14 pm

  17. Madigan sings: “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen, nobody knows the sorrow..”

    Comment by WazUp Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:15 pm

  18. The Speaker watches as Pat Brady admits, in great detail, his scheme with Madigan to destroy the ILGOP

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:17 pm

  19. Speaker Madigan watches as Tom Cross & Oswego Willy “hug it out”…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:19 pm

  20. “71. I’m going to have to deal with 71.”

    OR

    “I’m practicing my ‘Notre Dame lost’ face.”

    Comment by you go Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:27 pm

  21. “I can see from the quality of these responses why the Lord intended Sunday as a day of rest. Go Irish,” observed Speaker Madigan

    Comment by CircularFiringSquad Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:28 pm

  22. Madigan announces pension reform doesn’t concern me I have made plenty of money representing businesses that do business with the state of Illinois. My family and I are set the rest of you should of planned ahead.

    Comment by Fed up Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:31 pm

  23. Speaker Madigan mumbles “I feel like Bill Murray in ‘Groundhog Day’ going over pension proposals again and again.”

    Comment by Nearly Normal Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:36 pm

  24. Speaker Madigan is welcomed to the podium with the chant, “Go ‘Bama! - Roll Tide!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:48 pm

  25. Speaker Madigan learns his flight from Springfield to Miami has been canceled …

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:51 pm

  26. Speaker Madigan learns Lisa traded the National Championship game tickets for Georgetown Basketball season tickets … Upper Bowl.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:52 pm

  27. “I could be in Palm Springs. Why do I still do this?”

    Comment by wordslinger Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 2:58 pm

  28. I can’t wait to have this lame duck session end.

    Comment by Ruby Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 3:15 pm

  29. It’s cold out…. And I forgot my boots…

    Comment by Albert... Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 3:54 pm

  30. Speaker Madigan looks in dismay as Saputos announces its closing

    Comment by Fred's Mustache Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 4:31 pm

  31. “I am really getting to old for this crap.”

    Comment by ILPundit Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 4:40 pm

  32. “… as part of the pension reduction, each state employee will receive one of these Illinois beach towels.”

    Comment by Cheswick Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 4:43 pm

  33. -The Lion in Winter-

    Comment by Westsider Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 4:57 pm

  34. Slowly sinking into senility.

    Comment by NIref Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 5:26 pm

  35. “I think I have the flu…”

    Comment by Wensicia Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 5:40 pm

  36. Speaker and Chairman Madigan learns the Democratic Party will pick up the “Fire Madigan” campaign

    Comment by western illinois Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 6:12 pm

  37. No pictures. Oh, crap. I’m gonna be in a caption contest on Miller’s thing and Brown will be hungover.

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 6:50 pm

  38. Question after question, jab after jab, Speaker Madigan’s lone response - “Rosebud”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 6:55 pm

  39. “I sure hope Cullerton doesn’t try to pull a fast one in our plan to screw the workers with all this constitutionality stuff and delay our junket to the Irish game.”

    Comment by Meaningless Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 7:30 pm

  40. Willy is en fuego again. “Rosebud.”
    Thanks for the Diet Coke spit take bro.

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 7:41 pm

  41. The Speaker reveals he is playing Walter White’s brother on a 3 episode arc of ‘Breaking Bad’.

    Comment by zatoichi Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 9:36 pm

  42. Madigan channels his inner Mickey (from Rocky III): “It’s finished. Yes, I’m finished. I don’t want no more of this. I don’t want no more of it! You understand? None of it! It’s over with!” [walks away from podium].

    Comment by unclesam Sunday, Jan 6, 13 @ 11:31 pm

  43. What.. me worry?

    Comment by Das Man Monday, Jan 7, 13 @ 6:34 am

  44. - AA - Sorry about the “spit take” - hopefully the Diet Coke didn’t ruin anyhting. Send the dry cleaning to …

    To the post,

    Speaker Madigan learns Sen. Steans did the head count for the Notre Dame “watch party” …

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jan 7, 13 @ 7:47 am

  45. Rich, I have two questions:

    1) How did I miss “the memo” that CapFax was open yesterday into today? (Now it feels like it’s Tuesday and I’m two days behind.)

    and

    2) In the photo, left side: are those a) two more Illinois flags, b) white flags, and/or c) white boxer shorts being raised as white flags?

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Jan 7, 13 @ 8:01 am

  46. And if the answer to 2 is either b or c, were we invaded by Missouri, or some other state, over the weekend?

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Jan 7, 13 @ 8:03 am

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