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posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 8:53 am

Comments

  1. Hello? Oh, hi Rod. Really? You think I should attack the legislature and blame them? Okay good idea - it worked for you I’ll give it a try.

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 8:56 am

  2. “Yes, Mom. I remembered to brush my teeth.”

    Comment by Red Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 8:56 am

  3. Honestly, Mica, my speeches were much better when I used handwritten notes.

    Comment by Apple Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 8:56 am

  4. Can you hear me NOW??? [call made to Speaker]

    Comment by Reformed Public Servant Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 8:59 am

  5. Do-do-do, the number you have reached 217-782-5350 has been disconnected. No further information is available. (REPEAT)

    Comment by Takes one to know one Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:02 am

  6. Hi, Mike. The Tribune editorial board said the pension problem is on you, so I’m politically off the hook.

    Comment by Wensicia Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:03 am

  7. Hello, Pat? This is Rahm calling, be sure to check your mail…I sent you a little something.

    Comment by chica1 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:05 am

  8. Yes, Jack [Lavin], I remember. I would fix the problem if I could. It isn’t mine to fix. They have to do their job. Is that right, Jack? Oh, one more thing, which tie do you think I should wear?

    Comment by ArmyMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:05 am

  9. Unflip the what? Speak up, I can’t hear you!

    Comment by benji Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:06 am

  10. “Hey, Scott Lee. Yeah, it’s Pat. You still available?”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:06 am

  11. Hey diagonal blue stripes, it’s me Pat. Just checking in. You’re late and this tie isn’t lucky until you get here. Call me back. Or just get here when you can. Thanks.

    Comment by Fungo Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:06 am

  12. MJM on the other end of the line:

    “I  know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking to win, I can tell you I won’t let you.  But what I will do is use a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter win now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will embarrass you.”

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:07 am

  13. Hi. This is Jeanne from Credit Card Services. They’re no problem with your account….oh wait…yes there seems to be a problem. Good bye.

    Comment by Bulbous1 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:09 am

  14. Uhhhh yea, I was calling about the stuffed Elk heads listed on craigslist.

    Comment by the Patriot Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:10 am

  15. This is agent Maxwell Smart. I have replace the Gov. of Illinois. I don’t know yet if MJM working for KAOS but this state is on life support.

    Comment by Nieva Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:12 am

  16. “Hang on. Let me grab Betsy, get out of here and into the car so we can continue this conversation and I’ll meet you at IHOP.

    What do you mean, can I talk and drive at the same time?”

    Comment by Judgment Day Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:13 am

  17. I’m so glad I recorded my speech, I sound great! I did such a good job I may go buy another purple tie.

    Comment by Njardar Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:15 am

  18. “Please hold for the next available credit counseling representative.”

    Comment by Former Titan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:16 am

  19. “You have ….ZERO… voice messages … Main Menu …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:16 am

  20. “Hello, you have reached the state of Illinois budget hotline. For pension fixes press 1. For educational fixes press 2. For gambling fixes press 3. For medicaid fixes press 4. For the state employee contract negotiations press 5. For the guy who can fix all of your problems press 6. “

    Comment by In_The_Middle Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:17 am

  21. No - I want extra-large pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms. And a 2-liter of …. yes, I’ll hold.

    Comment by Name Withheld Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:18 am

  22. “Hello, Twitter?”

    Comment by Tweeter Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:18 am

  23. “Jimmy John’s, sandwiches for everyone in the House. Put extra hot sauce on Mike’s sandwich”

    Comment by Tsavo Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:19 am

  24. Yes, I’d like to book a room in Springfield, IL… I have my AARP card… and Oh, will you leave the light on for me?

    Comment by one day at a time Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:20 am

  25. Hi Rachel of cardmember services! Your interested in reducing the interest rate on the state credit card? Great!

    Comment by SG8prl Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:22 am

  26. “So, Mr. Speaker, but…I…oh ok, I’ll start letting the Attorney General move into my office now…”

    Comment by jsg Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:22 am

  27. “Is this Ms. Cleo for my free tarot reading? “Q” again. You sure you still foresee no problem with Ms. Madigan?”

    Comment by Anonymoose Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:23 am

  28. “I checked. I got ‘em. Now you’re telling me that instead of Facebook I should get on…..there’s a book for that, too?

    Comment by Kasich Walker, Jr. Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:23 am

  29. For “yes,” press 1. For “no,” press 2.
    For “yes, er, no,” press 3.
    For “no, er, yes,” press 4.
    For effective governance and getting things done, please stay on the line; the first available operator will be with you shortly…

    Comment by Northsider Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:24 am

  30. Welcome to the Nostadamus hotline. “The spinning wheels of the Vegas clone will undermine the fix of the geezers lament”.

    Comment by AFSCME Steward Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:24 am

  31. (Quinn) Hello, God? Someone said if I called this number, I could reach God…

    (The Speaker) Yes, you have reached God. Now here is what you need to do…

    Comment by Newbie Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:24 am

  32. You heard right Mr. Bayer, he said layoffs to pay for raises. I tried but there’s nothing I can do. Oh look, a penny.

    Comment by Casual Observer Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:25 am

  33. No, I’m not interested in a steeply discounted vacation

    Comment by Plutocrat03 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:25 am

  34. “Yes, Rahm, my refrigerator is running, why do you ask?”

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:26 am

  35. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will be with you in…5 minutes…unless this is Pat Quinn again in which case the the next available operator will be with you in…678 days.

    Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:28 am

  36. Yeh mom, I spanked the General Assembly real good.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:28 am

  37. Yoda, how can I tell which is the dark side?

    Comment by BMAN Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:28 am

  38. Look - I still can’t get channels 7 and 10.

    Yes, someone will be home between 8 and 4.

    Comment by Name Withheld Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:28 am

  39. No one was fooled by the governor holding his sunglasses case to his ear.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:28 am

  40. This is Barney the Purple Dinosaur’s publicist calling, he want’s his tie back.

    Comment by PublicServant Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:32 am

  41. “Governor … Please … don’t make me read Rahm’s message verbatim.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:33 am

  42. Yes Jack we can still hire and promote your fiends before the pensions blow up

    Comment by Tired Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:37 am

  43. “I can talk and drive at the same time. I don’t care what the General Assembly says!

    I’m the Governor!!!! (looks for surface to pound on).”

    Comment by Judgment Day Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:38 am

  44. I know I still owe you dough for the last cartoon, but I really, really need an animated Squeezy. I’m sure that will get their attentin.

    Comment by Cook County Commoner Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:41 am

  45. 588-2300 EMPIRE hangs up on PJQ

    train111

    Comment by train111 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:43 am

  46. Telephone, sung by Governor Gaga, enhanced by VanillaMan

    Hello, hello baby, you called? I can’t hear a thing
    I have no power under the Dome, you see
    Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? You’re breaking up on me
    Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m not busy.

    N-not busy
    N-not busy
    Sorry, I cannot hear you
    But, I’m not busy

    Just a second, I stepped into something
    And AFSCME says I’m no longer their king
    They should’ve made plans with me, because I’m sometimes busy
    And now you won’t stop calling, and I’m feeling dizzy

    Stop calling, stop calling, I don’t want to think anymore
    I left my head and career on the GA floor
    Stop calling, stop calling, I don’t want to think anymore
    I left my heart and my brains on the GA floor.

    My telephone, m-m-my telephone
    Cause I’m out of my mind
    And I’m often maligned
    And you’re not gonna reach my telephone…

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:44 am

  47. “Governor, sorry … those are your poll numbers … we ran them twice …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:44 am

  48. Hello, Rod
    I was told I could “phone a friend”
    Yeah, I tried the audience and they were no help.
    can you help?

    Comment by TRL WGN 1 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:45 am

  49. PQ (mouthing and pointing) - I’m on the phone.
    Reporters - But governor, that’s the case for your glasses.

    Comment by City Slicker Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:46 am

  50. So you are going to be there for the speech, Mike
    I know your busy schedule so Thanks in advance.

    Comment by roscoe tom Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:47 am

  51. Initial reaction of cell phone providers viewing the photo for the first time:

    Apple rep: “OMG, more bad press”.
    Android rep: “OMG, more bad press”
    Blackberry rep: “This is supposed to be a good thing?”
    Nokia/Microsoft: “Somebody’s actually using our phone?” Pat Quinn????
    Amazon: “I wonder if he purchased it over the Internet? And paid taxes on it?”

    Comment by Judgment Day Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:49 am

  52. This WaxVac IS the easiest and safest way to remove my political ear wax!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:52 am

  53. I’m sorry. There’s no one here by that name.

    Comment by Doormat Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:53 am

  54. Good thing I’m not chewing gum right now or I could step right into….AW! MAN!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:56 am

  55. Bill Brady, I wish you had won..

    Comment by ironman Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:57 am

  56. Now if his glasses start to fall off, does that mean he’ll drop his phone to catch his glasses?

    Comment by Judgment Day Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:57 am

  57. Yes, Mr. President? CIA Director? I’m good at handling crises…

    Comment by Capitol View Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:59 am

  58. So, I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. Then, I put my right foot in again? AND shake it all about?
    Wow, that’s a lot.

    Comment by Joe from Joliet Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 9:59 am

  59. Hey Scott-I have some stuff I need to pawn. How much for a Lt. Governor nomination in 2014?

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:00 am

  60. “Hello, operator? Operator? Oh, #@# the durn thing isn’t even plugged into the wall.”

    Comment by Anon. Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:01 am

  61. Alright, I’m removing my belt. Now what?

    Comment by Tommydanger Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:06 am

  62. Hello, may I speak with Squeezy?

    Comment by Leatherneck Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:09 am

  63. Hello,
    Is this PPPA (Politicer Pass their Prime Anonymous). I need to report a whole bunch of people!!

    Comment by WhoKnew Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:09 am

  64. Better yet:

    “Hello, Mr. Whipple–is Squeezy the Charmin there?”

    Comment by Leatherneck Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:10 am

  65. Cell Phone - (Maroon 5)

    I’m on my Cell Phone trying to call Mike
    All of my change I spent on Food
    Where have the times gone, Mike-y it’s all wrong
    Where are the plans we had, tax hikes?

    Yeah, I, I know it’s hard to remember,
    The people we used to be…
    It’s even harder to picture,
    That you’re not here next to me.

    You say it’s too late to make it,
    But is it too late to try?
    And in our time that you wasted
    All of our bridges burned down

    I’ve wasted my nights,
    You turned out the lights
    Now I’m paralyzed,
    Still stuck in that time,
    When we called a truce,
    But even the sun sets in paradise

    I’m on my Cell Phone trying to call Rahm
    All of my change I spent on Food
    Where have the times gone, Rahm-y it’s all wrong
    Where are the plans we made for Good?

    If “Happy Ever After” did exist,
    I’d still be on hold for you like this
    All those fairy tales are full of it.
    One more stupid budget, I’ll be sick

    Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow
    ‘Cause you forgot yesterday.
    I gave you money to borrow,
    But you just gave it away.

    You can’t expect me to be fine,
    I don’t expect you to care
    I know I’ve said it before,
    But all of our bridges burned down

    I’ve wasted my nights,
    You turned out the lights
    Now I’m paralyzed,
    Still stuck in that time,
    When we called for a truce,
    But even the sun sets in paradise

    I’m on my Cell Phone trying to call Tom
    All of my change I spent on Food
    Where have the times gone, Tommy it’s all wrong
    Where are the plans we made for Golf?

    If “Happy Ever After” did exist,
    I’d still be on hold for you like this
    All those fairy tales are full of it.
    One more stupid “letter”, I’ll be sick
    Now I’m on my Cell Phone.

    Yeah, Yeah, Now Mike don’t hang up,
    So I can tell you what you need to know,
    Mike I’m begging you just please don’t go,
    So I can tell you what you need to know

    I’m on my Cell Phone trying to call John
    All of my change I spent on Food
    Where have the times gone, Johnny it’s all wrong
    Where are the plans we made have gone?

    If “Happy Ever After” did exist,
    I’d still be on hold for you like this
    All those fairy tales are full of it.
    One more stupid Veto, I’ll be sick
    Now I’m on my Cell Phone…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:10 am

  66. Hi.
    Is this a good time for you?
    Senator Menendez told me I could reach you at this number.

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:10 am

  67. I can clearly see the way ahead.

    Comment by Publius Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:13 am

  68. I really know him!
    Friends for years!
    Uh, what if I just come for, you know, a White House tour and then go up to his living quarters…huh?

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:15 am

  69. “Sorry Governor, we will change the securtiy code at the Mansion again. We hope you remember it this time …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:18 am

  70. Mr. Whipple to Gov. Quinn:

    “Please, don’t Squeezy the Charmin.”

    Comment by Leatherneck Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:19 am

  71. This is amazing. Now if I could only get everyone to spend 15 minutes to save $500 on their auto insurance…

    Comment by law abiding citizen Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:25 am

  72. “Honest, Governor … We will keep trying, but finding a new LG to run with is going to take some time. We’re not miracle workers!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:25 am

  73. “No, no message from Madigan or Cullerton, but that Disney lawyer left another 3 messages about the Python and Copyright infringement, cease and disist, blah, blah, I eventually just hung up. He left a number …”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:28 am

  74. Yes, I am the one who posted the Dodge Dart for sale on Craigslist, it has low mileage…..

    Comment by 3rd Generation Chicago Native Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:28 am

  75. This photo’s a fake. The real Pat Quinn never listens.

    Comment by A Naughty Moose Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:29 am

  76. “Governor, a message …’Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel.’ Got it?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:32 am

  77. “Let’s have Chuck Norris tell them their COLA is actually a drink.”

    Comment by mid-level Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:05 am

  78. “You mean I wasn’t put on this earth to fix pensions?”

    Comment by walkinfool Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:06 am

  79. “1 ringy dingy, 2 ringy dingy, hello, this is Ernestine, your telephone operator. Uh, Mr Quinn, I wanted to talk to you about the State’s telephone bill…..uh, hello, Mr Quinn…..Mr Quinn? Dang, he hung up”.

    Comment by dupage dan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:11 am

  80. “I’m willing to wait night and day for Squeezy.

    What do you mean snakes can’t talk?”

    Comment by Anonymour Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:18 am

  81. Has MJM announced who the next pope is going to be?

    Comment by Eileen left Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:28 am

  82. I scribbled my new pension proposal on that napkin last night and accidentally left it at the McDonald’s on MacArthur Blvd … Can you try to find it in the garbage can please?

    Comment by NW Illinois Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:31 am

  83. Willy en fuego with the song..that is now stuck in my head, thanks for that, bro.
    ———————————————————————————–

    “Bruce, I am here to tell you. Don’t do it. Save the money. By the way, have you thought any more about that uh, friend of mine who might be looking for a job in 2015?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:33 am

  84. “Hi, Southwest? I need to get away…”

    Comment by j28 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:34 am

  85. “That’s a nice budget you presented today. Be a shame if something happened to it.”

    Comment by I don't want to live in Teabagistan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:35 am

  86. Lisa? Hi. Pat. Yes. You know, governing takes a lot of time, I mean a LOT of time. And kids really do need a full-time mom . . .

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:42 am

  87. “Directory assistance? I’m looking for a listing for a John Filan.”

    Comment by Anyone Remember? Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:46 am

  88. Hello, this is Pat Quinn… Pat Quinn, Pat Quinn the governor of Illinois… Illinois, Illinois. You know, the state that is home to people who work hard, farmers, lawyers, newspaper columnists, doctors, factory workers, clerks… where people have issues, real issues, tough problems that require a strong leader with a firm grip on the wheel, focused and always on track… hello, hello are you still there ??

    Comment by AFSCME Steward Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:46 am

  89. Hello Walls

    Comment by Cincinnatus Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:49 am

  90. Hello Rahm! OMG I,ve lost SQUEEZY. Call Jerry M. ASAP.

    Comment by Tankr Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 11:54 am

  91. “Sorry Mr Bond ratings agency, Pat cannot come out and play right now.”

    Comment by Allen Skillicorn Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:00 pm

  92. Operator, well could you help me place this call?
    See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded.
    he’s in charge of the GA with my best old ex-friend (fill in the blank),
    A guy he said he knew well and sometimes hated.

    Isn’t that the way they say it goes? Well, let’s forget all that
    And give me the number if you can find it,
    So I can call just to tell ‘em I’m fine and to show
    I’ve overcome the blow, I’ve learned to take it well
    I only wish my words could just convince myself
    That it just wasn’t real, but that’s not the way it feels……..

    Comment by nobody Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:01 pm

  93. “And the operator says ‘40 cents more for the next 3 minutes.’ Please!”

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:10 pm

  94. Is that a “burner” cellphone?

    Comment by Cincinnatus Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:23 pm

  95. –“And the operator says ‘40 cents more for the next 3 minutes.’ Please!” –

    Been a while since Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show popped in the head, lol.

    “Sylvia’s Mother,” written by Chicago’s own multi-talented Shel Silverstein. Playboy cartoonist, children’s author (”The Giving Tree”) and writer of the immortal “Boy Named Sue.”

    Silverstein gave the lyrics to Cash on spec. JC sang it the first time live at San Quentin, reading off Silverstein’s letter, laughing as he went along. The live recording went No. 1 and was one of his biggest hits.

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:27 pm

  96. “Thank God for my ObamaPhone!”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:28 pm

  97. I learn the most interesting things here, especially from word
    Who knew that the same dude wrote “Sylvia’s Mother”, “The Giving Tree,”and “A Boy named Sue?”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:33 pm

  98. AA, Silverstein also wrote “Cover of the Rolling Stone” for Dr. Hook, “One’s on the Way,” for Loretta Lynn “Put Another Log on the Fire” for Tompall Glaser.

    He did a lot of theater in New York with Jean Sheperd, creator of “A Christmas Story.”

    Interesting dude. You’d recognize his cartoons in the old Playboys (after you were done reading the articles, of course). Not the typical career path for a nice Jewish boy from Chicago.

    Comment by wordslinger Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:39 pm

  99. ===Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show===

    First real concert I ever attended. They opened for Pablo Cruise. Quite the double bill at Chicago Fest, back when it was at Navy Pier. Good times.

    I’ve been reading Shel Silverstein to my kids too. Never too young or too old for that.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:52 pm

  100. “Hi, this is Governor Quinn, and I’m returning Lennay Kekua’s call concerning some possible pension fixes.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 12:57 pm

  101. ===I learn the most interesting things here, especially from word===

    So true! I always learn something new.

    Sorry about the song, - AA -!

    It’s always good when Rich also contributes, I learn a bunch then too.

    Good stuff all the way around, going to be tough for Rich…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:03 pm

  102. Entertaining stuff folks!
    Gotta love a VM and OW song on the same thread.
    But PQ is probably dialing 867-5309, right?

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:08 pm

  103. Speaker Madigan’s line goes straight to voicemail again.

    Comment by Boone Logan Square Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:09 pm

  104. Operator-I was dialing BR549-what-you mean there are no phone numbers with letters in them anymore?

    Comment by boat captain Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:26 pm

  105. - Jake From Elwood -,

    Thanks for the kind words, I run a distant second to VM and his songs, so any comparison is high praise.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:27 pm

  106. Anything you say, just one more thing, who am I talking to again? Hello….hello….

    Comment by Liberty_First Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:31 pm

  107. “Your message from … 2009… from… an outside caller …’Hi Pat, Rod …I left you 3 envelopes in my desk…’…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:39 pm

  108. Beam me up now…

    Comment by fairR Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:49 pm

  109. I should have never borrowed Mike’s cell phone. This antique only has 9 buttons.

    Comment by siriusly Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 1:59 pm

  110. Hello, Magic Kitchen?
    Can you give me the winner’s name on that Rich Miller gift certificate, please?
    Could you spell that?
    S-h-e-i-…. SHEILA SIMON?

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:00 pm

  111. You’re on The Joe Walsh Radio show!
    Caller, what’s your question?
    “Um- how do you get your own radio show, and can WIND use a show hosted by a sexy former governor?”

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:12 pm

  112. The personal daily affirmations from Stuart Smalley are very relaxing.

    Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:15 pm

  113. Yes, Todd, I know, lawyers, guns, & money, every time.

    Comment by Pardon Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:16 pm

  114. PQ (singing along, in his head, with the “MuSac” while on hold)

    “Here I am…The one that you love…Askin’ for another day…Understand the one that you love…Loves you in so many ways”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:19 pm

  115. Operator, could you help me place this call? See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded.

    Comment by Budget Watcher Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:31 pm

  116. Hi Abe, sweetheart, how are you, kid?

    How’s Gettysburg?

    Sort of a drag, huh?

    Well, Abe, you know them small Pennsylvania towns…

    Ya seen one ya seen ‘em all.

    Right, listen Abe I got the note what’s the problem?

    You’re thinking of shaving it off?

    Abe, don’t you see that’s part of the image?

    Right, with the shawl, and the stove pipe hat, the string tie.

    You don’t have the shawl.

    Uh, where’s the shawl, Abe?

    You left it in Washington. What are you wearing, Abe?

    A sort of cardigan.

    Abe, don’t you see that doesn’t fit with the string tie and the beard?

    Abe, would you leave the beard on and get the shawl, huh?

    Comment by MrJM Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:44 pm

  117. “No, Henry, I’m genuinely sorry for hurting you and AFSCME members. If you could see me, I’m hanging my head right now.”

    Comment by Grandson of Man Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:49 pm

  118. “As God is my witness, I thought Squeezy the Pension Python could fly”

    Comment by Judgment Day Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 2:56 pm

  119. God, This is Pat Quinn. I am starting to have serious doubts about when you told me I was put on this earth to fix the pension crisis.

    Comment by sparky791 Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:01 pm

  120. Hello?…Uh…Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?…Oh-ho, that’s much better…yeah…huh…yes…Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri…Clear and plain and coming through fine…I’m coming through fine, too, eh?…Good, then…well, then, as you say, we’re both coming through fine…Good…Well, it’s good that you’re fine and…and I’m fine…I agree with you, it’s great to be fine…a-ha-ha-ha-ha…Now then, Dmitri, you know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb…The *Bomb* Dmitri…The *hydrogen* bomb…

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:12 pm

  121. “Look Sheila, don’t believe everything you’re told. The Speaker will not adopt you if you bail on me. Polls aside, I’m what’s best for your political future.”

    Comment by The Doctor Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:17 pm

  122. “Call it a ’sequester’ and blame it on the Republicans. Got it. Worked for you, eh? Thanks again, Mr. President. Bye.”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:19 pm

  123. PQ channels the immortal Jerry Armstrong…
    Operator, operator put me thru to Decatur.
    I ain’t got a dime but I’ll send it to you later.

    Comment by Philo Center of the Universe Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:19 pm

  124. Really, Squeezy is supporting Lisa. I can’t trust anyone.

    Comment by Norseman Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:20 pm

  125. What do you mean that wasn’t really Abe Lincoln in that movie I saw? . . . an actor??? Really? I coulda sworn it was really Old Abe himself!

    Comment by East Central Illinois Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 3:22 pm

  126. “Yes, a two bedroom condo near the ocean. Yes I am planning to retire. When is the earliest I will be arriving? Definitely, winter of 2015.”

    Comment by Endangered Moderate Species Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 4:08 pm

  127. They feel funny…are you sure you put the L and R on the right shoe?

    Comment by Good Gravy Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 4:10 pm

  128. Is that a penny on the floor? A couple of hundred billion more of those and we can balance the budget in no time.

    Comment by Kerfuffle Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 4:14 pm

  129. Only one million? How do I get 25 million by next the end of the year?

    Comment by Scott Liss Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 5:07 pm

  130. “YES Mother. Yes–I SAID my prayers AND ate my Wheaties this mornin’–honest! Yes, right–I know there’s only a year ’till the next election. Unopposed? Well…I dunno about THAT! Just don’t worry about it, oK Ma? Ok–God bless you too Mom…Bye.”

    Comment by Just The Way It Is One Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 5:11 pm

  131. (On the phone with Afscme) I can hear you loud and clear

    Comment by ah HA Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 6:21 pm

  132. ~Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time
    I’m living in twilight~
    “Do you hear that Jack? Now you kick some butt over at CMS until they find out who keeps switching my ringtone!”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 6:28 pm

  133. “… then I said, make the will of the people the law of the land!”

    Comment by Democrat Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 6:46 pm

  134. “So, I gotta put one feet ahead another to walk?” Said Quinn (the guy who can’t afford a smartphone or a decent phone case)

    Comment by Iamthepita Thursday, Mar 7, 13 @ 10:42 pm

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