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* Bruce Rauner spoke to the Illinois Bankers Association today…

* The Question: Caption?

As always, keep it clean.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:54 pm

Comments

“I come in peace. It’s always great to be here in a room full of rich bankers, or as I like to call you, ‘my base.’ “

Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:56 pm
Two of my houses have elevators…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:56 pm
“Two words. Union bosses” Mitt Rauner 2014

Comment by CircularFiringSquad Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:56 pm
“Two sparkling waters, and some Brie cheese would be great…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:58 pm
I tell You Quinn is a lizard! No seriously a giant alien lizard.

Comment by Mason born Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:59 pm
On a scale of one to ten, this is how much I think of unions!

Comment by One of the 35 Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:59 pm
“Now it’s true. There are TWO Rauners. ‘We’ live one way and try to fool you with the prop I made up with the second Rauner…”

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 1:59 pm
“There’s two types of people in Illinois: Us and Them”

Comment by Almost the Weekend Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:00 pm
And “V” is for “vassal,” who works at my castle . . .

Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:01 pm
If I can win over 2 guys on Capitol Fax, Willie and Slinger, I think I’ll go ahead and run for President.

Comment by A guy... Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:02 pm
Either Peace sign to the unions or V is for victory.

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:03 pm
I have 9 houses, but only 2 Lear Jets. I’m an “every man” … with the 2 Jets…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:04 pm
It’s flu season, how about we don’t shake hands and I offer peace this way?

Comment by A guy... Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:06 pm
I only want two things… just 2… Illinois ….and one of the Hawaiian Islands…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:06 pm
“Two things wrong in Illinois: politicians and those who finance them.”

Comment by Walker Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:06 pm
Pat Quinn says I can’t add…well let me make three quick points…

Comment by Commonsense in Illinois Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:08 pm
How many CapFax subscriptions do you have?

Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:09 pm
There are two types of people; those I can fool, and those who have a price…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:10 pm
Bruce Rauner gives the two finger salute

Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:10 pm
“I think the people of Illinois want to know if their future Governor is a crook, well, I am not a crook!”

Comment by in the know Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:10 pm
Look 2/3rd of the GA GOP is not corrupt. I adamantly believe that.

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:12 pm
How many bad choices for Governor are there?

Comment by Milootis Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:12 pm
“And it was during Call Number Two to Arne Duncan that I realized my daughter wasn’t going to have to suffer through four years at New Trier.”

Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:12 pm
Two phonies walk into a bar… Me…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:12 pm
“How many millions did I make since I walked up to this podium or how many businesses did I bankrupt in the same period? Either way, the answer is the same.”

Comment by Tony Stroupac Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:13 pm
Say it with me - “We’re #2. We’re #2.”

Comment by Not Five Thirty Eight Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:14 pm
Twice Evelyn has tried to sue me for some fall or something coming off the bus.

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:17 pm
The End Is Near for the win. Good stuff.

Comment by Jake From Elwood Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:18 pm
Evelyn has two neck braces, a formal one, and one for depositions…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:19 pm
I’ve been practicing my version of Moe’s famous eye poke. Planning on using it on the campaign trail with Quinnochio.

Comment by Stones Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:19 pm
“I’ll deposit $2 into legislator campaign bank account for every $1 Mike Madigan deposits”

Comment by Robert the Bruce Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:20 pm
A lousy 2% CD rate, come on guys, you can do better than that!

Comment by Kakistocracy Kid Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:21 pm
Willy and Word, it really is nice not to be thought of.

To the post: “Alright, I’ve said two things that were truthful. One, my name is Bruce Rauner; and, two, I’m part of the .01 percent.

Comment by Norseman Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:22 pm
My mother was a saint.

Comment by Siriusly Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:23 pm
“I ate TWO whole horseshoes for dinner last night.”

Comment by Friars Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:24 pm
This blurry image was taken on a 2 mega pixel device!

Comment by Siriusly Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:24 pm
- Jake From Elwood -, Agreed! And since its Masters Week; “Leader in the Butler Cabin”

“Caption”?

There is “ownership of 2 Banks” minimum to come to Montana ranch for a fundraiser..

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:25 pm
- Norseman - if things work out in November, the people of Illinois will remember to write in OW because of the Crew your assembling.

Caption”?

I only want to be governor for two terms, then just own Illinois outright after…

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:33 pm
I’m a two political party household.

Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:33 pm
I have 2 Carhartt coats, a brand spanking new one, and the one I wear campaigning.

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:34 pm
Satisfied with the success of his creation Quinnochio, Bruce Rauner introduces his new campaign tactic, bunny ears.

Comment by AFSCME Steward Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:35 pm
I will tell you 2 good things about the Illinois employee pension system…I made a fortune off of them and so did all of my banker friends.

Comment by illinifan Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:35 pm
I have *one* position about unions!

Comment by Skeptic Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:36 pm
I will climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.

Comment by Demoralized Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:37 pm
“A Governor with two faces would be better than one.”

Comment by Chi Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:37 pm
“Two of everything in the Ark,except Union Bosses, then we flood the state”.

Comment by Mouthy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:42 pm
I have 2 positions on every issue

Comment by AFSCME Steward Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:43 pm
There are two things I can not stand; Republicans and Democrats.

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:44 pm
So if you place your one finger like this and the other right next to it, it makes a V. Isn’t that cool ?

Comment by AFSCME Steward Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:44 pm
I saw the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania V. RIP.

Comment by Nonplussed Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:45 pm
And I remind you that Article V of the Illinois Constitution gives the governor “supreme executive power . . . .”

Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:50 pm
“I don’t care how I do it, I must sink Quinn”

(Winston Rauner)

Comment by dupage dan Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:51 pm
“Get it straight; two nursing homes, three deaths. Not the other way around.”

Comment by Chi Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:53 pm
I’m pretty sure I can count to five. Let’s see, 1 2…

Comment by AFSCME Steward Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:53 pm
And number two would be a Dalmatian coat.

Comment by 618662dem Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:56 pm
I only called Arnie Duncan twice

Comment by Boone's is Back Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:56 pm
I’d lower the minimum wage two bucks an hour.

Comment by Chi Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 2:57 pm
It took two tailors two weeks to make the Carhartt look that awkward.

Comment by Chi Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:00 pm
I really fit in with the blue collar stiff…Look at my carhartt jacket and 18 dollar watch.

Comment by Jack Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:01 pm
I have two, two billion dollars for the State of Illinois, do I hear any further bids. . . going once, going twice, going three times. . .

Comment by Upon Further Review Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:03 pm
“Two days, my banking friends. That’s how long it will take me to clear out every public employee union in this state.”

Comment by NW Illinois Dem Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:04 pm
For two million I’ll get rid of the usury laws. Throw in another two and I’ll make sure your employees can’t bargain for higher wages. Give me another two and I’ll evict tenants from your foreclosed properties. And there’s more where that came from…

Comment by Chi Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:09 pm
“Because nothing beats scissors!”

Comment by Dirty Red Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:19 pm
I like two kinds of music, country and western. and I’m not paying for your beer.

Comment by PoolGuy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:25 pm
It’s Levine with a “v.”

Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:27 pm
As I always tell my kids: There’s no “I” in team, and there’s no “v” in plutocrat.

Comment by The End Is Near Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:29 pm
I’m worth 2 billon so I will be your next Governor!!

Comment by Union Man Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:34 pm
I takes two sides of the issues, that way I don’t have to tell anyone what I really want to do.

Comment by FormerParatrooper Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:36 pm
The two things I am most proud of are my fleece vest and my flannel shirts. They express the ‘true me’.

Comment by Hit or Miss Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:38 pm
Bruce, what is Soy Boy’s IQ?

Comment by fed up Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 3:43 pm
The last two governors have gone to jail.

Comment by sloman2001 Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:17 pm
Two for me and none for you

Comment by Johnson's Corner Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:21 pm
“I go to a Sangamon GOP event and all they write about are two guys. Nothing about me. Never again.”

Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:23 pm
Take 2! — Falstaff and the White Sox!

Old advertisement at Comiskey Park in the Chuck Tanner years.

Comment by Upon Further Review Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:24 pm
I hold two opinions on everything. One is shared with the voters, and I’ll show you the other one if I’m elected.

Comment by Stuff happens Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:24 pm
So I says to the doctor, I says, how bout trying two fingers?

Comment by Gabe Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:25 pm
I’m even ambiguous on the use of air quotes. My wife is a “Democrat. Was that an air quote ? Was it not? Keep ‘em guessing all the way to the polls!

Comment by Stuff happens Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:32 pm
“No I am not a 1 percenter! I believe Bill Gates has just as my as I do. I am a part of the 2 men club.”

Comment by Yipperdo Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:35 pm
Just heard on radio, WTAX Springfield, Madigan is dropping the 3% surcharge amendment.

Comment by Mason born Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:35 pm
I come in peace! Unless you’re a government union boss, that is.

Comment by Stuff happens Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:39 pm
V is for victory, he thinks he will also win the Democratic vote because of his new ad with his wife claiming to be a Democrat and saying she will vote for him

Comment by 3rd Generation Chicago Native Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:41 pm
We’re switching from our “hammer and shake” ad campaign to “scissors and cut”.

Comment by Stuff happens Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:47 pm
We can castrate the unions with just a couple of well-placed snips.

Comment by Stuff happens Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:50 pm
“Live long and prosper!”

“What do you mean I’m holding up the wrong fingers?”

Comment by Wensicia Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 4:53 pm
Every two seconds I earn about $15… Oh, wait, the Chicago minimum wage referendum is *hourly*?!?

Comment by Stuff happens Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 5:01 pm
The curve ball starts with these fingers and a snap of the wrist.

Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 5:06 pm
Bankers & hedge fund managers nearly destroyed the US economy.

Now I’m leading in polls to be Governor of Illinois.

Isn’t America great?

Comment by Carl Nyberg Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 5:29 pm
Bankers & hedge fund managers nearly destroyed the US economy.

Now I’m leading in polls to be Governor of Illinois.

Isn’t America great?

Comment by Carl Nyberg Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 5:29 pm
Clarification: I’m part of the .0002 percent.

Comment by Anon Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 5:35 pm
“I only need two state workers…”

Comment by Charlie Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 5:48 pm
“OK, I’m Moe….who wants to play Union Guy Curly?”

Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 7:12 pm
Richard Nixon “Victory” tribute!

Comment by wayward Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 8:09 pm
What the (bleep) am i supposed to do, go out there and let my freaking staffers get destroyed out there and be quiet about it? For the nickel and dime people who turn up on that blog? The (bleepers) don’t even work. That’s why they’re on the freaking blog all day. They ought to go out and get a freaking job and find out what it’s like to earn a freaking living.

98% of Illinoisans are out working, the other 2% come out here and leave comments on Capitol Fax. It’s a (bleeping) playground for the (bleepers).

Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 8:24 pm
I miss Lee Elia! Good stuff there…

Rauner says he reads the comments, lol

It was 2 weeks on the ranch with Rahm, not 3 weeks…we’re close but 3 weeks of Rahm, right, no one could handle that.

Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 8:37 pm
47, shhhh, you’re letting out our secrets.

Comment by Norseman Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 9:05 pm
I’ll commit to two things. I’ll take on the powerful special interests and I’ll run government like a business. Nothing more. All of you corrupt insiders who care about “issues” are going to have to wait until January to find out more.

Comment by Quizzical Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 9:18 pm
Apropos of nothing, I got on a wild tangent yesterday ruminating about my best baseball memories.

JHC almighty, what great memories. As I wandered around the back of my head, it led me to Steve Goodman. Led me back to John Prine.

One of these days, someone is going to have to get on a lift and carve “Prine” in the granite of that state library in Springfield.

What a poet, the man from Maywood.

“I got kicked off of Noah’s Ark. I turned my cheek to an unkind remark. There was two of everything and one of me.”

“Make me an angel, flies from Montgomery. Make me a poster, of an old rodeo. Just give me one thing, that I can hold onto. To believe in this kind of living is a hard way to go.”

“Woke up this morning. Put on my slippers. Walked in the kitchen and died. And, oh, what a feeling, as my soul went through the ceiling, and on up to heaven I did rise.”

“All the static in my attic getting ready to blow.”

C’mon, man. Amazing writer!

Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 10:28 pm
Every two words, I drop the “g,” like, “I’m a runnin’ fer guvner.”

Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 10:41 pm
I have decided I will limit my expenditures in this race to no more than two billion dollars.

Comment by Toure's Latte Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 10:48 pm
“If dreams were thunder. And lightning was desire. This old house would have burned down a long time ago.”

To borrow from another great writer, ain’t no sin being glad you’re alive when you can pick up what they’re putting down.

Comment by wordslinger Wednesday, Apr 9, 14 @ 10:48 pm
Victory.

Comment by Luv Thursday, Apr 10, 14 @ 7:34 am
Two votes!—I am assured of “at leas”t two votes on November 4th according to my wife (who was originally in question). Next question, please.

Comment by Frosty-The Snowman Thursday, Apr 10, 14 @ 8:30 am