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* House Speaker Michael Madigan and his spouse, Illinois Arts Council Chair Shirley Madigan, appear together during a House committee hearing…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:49 pm

Comments

1. So you think the voters are the only ones fed up with him ?

   Comment by AFSCME Steward Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:51 pm

2. I have tried and tried!! Teaching him to use a cell phone is impossible!!

   Comment by Not Rich Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:52 pm

3. He never listens to anything I say.

   Comment by AFSCME Steward Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:53 pm

4. I don’t see why you are all so afraid of him….

   Comment by OneMan Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:54 pm

5. Look I’ve tried, but I can’t get it out of Rules either.

   Comment by Give Me A Break Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:55 pm

6. …. and then, he just drove away, leaving me in the garage to deal with that Chuck Goudie guy.”

   Comment by wordslinger Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:58 pm

7. “I tried to get him to give more money to U of I but all I got were these cheesy colored wrist bracelets that teenagers wear.

   Comment by Ravenswood Right Winger Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 12:58 pm

8. Mike: “This is the only person in the state of Illinois who can damage me. I’m closing my eyes until it’s over.”

   Comment by lake county democrat Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:00 pm

9. This is how he sings in the shower and I still tell him he can’t get any Arts Council funding for a concert.

   Comment by Norseman Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:00 pm

10. “You got it bad? Really? You try and live with him too, k?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:00 pm

11. As long as he’s the Speaker, I’m the Chair and there’s nothing anyone can do about either one.

    Comment by DuPage Dave Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:00 pm

12. I love my Man, every day, all day. Deal with it!

    Comment by I B Strapped Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:01 pm

13. Ha! I appreciate the suggestion lady, but he hates that, and I gotta live with him.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:01 pm

14. “Then he says, ‘And WHO’s gonna extend the deadline for your bill mandating that husbands take out the garbage? Hmm?’ “

    Comment by Linus Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:01 pm

15. I do know one thing, his favorability numbers aren’t any better at home.

    Comment by TCB Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:04 pm

16. “What you think I can talk some sense into him?”

    Comment by Ahoy! Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:04 pm

17. “I am voting for him anyway”.

    Comment by DuPage Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:05 pm

18. And now my brief discourse on the philosophical difference between Arts and Crafts….szzzzzzzzzz……

    Comment by Kakistocracy Kid Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:05 pm

19. And so I finally told her: no way was I going to let him retire. I can’t have him moping around the house all day. Lisa should have asked me before bringing it up. I could have saved her a lot of time and trouble.

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:07 pm

20. You have to keep him. I don’t want him sitting around my house.

    Comment by Anonymous always Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:08 pm

21. Get the fire hose…we should call the police…who does he think he is, some Cowboy! It a good thing our “program” is coming on!

    Comment by OVERSIGHT Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:13 pm

22. MJM: “And all you boneheads thought I was the one who clipped Lisa’s wings”.

    Comment by A guy... Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:17 pm

23. Hello there…over here…eyes on me today…he’s just here to move things along once half the members leave for something…then we’ll vote.

    Comment by A guy... Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:18 pm

24. “I’m not kidding! He really doesn’t know how to smile!!”

    Comment by Wensicia Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:22 pm

25. “And then that Capt Fax guy sells some ads, “conducts” a poll and sez some don’t like MJM. Was this the same poll that had Mitt Rauner winning by 20 or did he “conduct” 2 polls?”

    Comment by CircularFiringSquad Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:28 pm

26. I Will Follow Him

    I love him, I love him, I love him
    And where he goes I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow

    I will follow him, follow him wherever he may go
    There isn’t an ocean too deep
    A mountain so high it can keep me away

    I must follow him, ever since he touched my hand I knew
    That near him I always must be
    And nothing can keep him from me
    He is my destiny

    I love him, I love him, I love him
    And where he goes I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow
    He’ll always be my true love, my true love, my true love
    From now until forever, forever, forever

    I will follow him, follow him wherever he may go
    There isn’t an ocean too deep
    A mountain so high it can keep, keep me away
    Away from my love

    I love him, I love him, I love him
    And where he goes I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow
    He’ll always be my true love, my true love, my true love
    From now until forever, forever, forever

    I will follow him, follow him wherever he may go
    There isn’t an ocean too deep
    A mountain so high it can keep, keep me away
    Away from my love

    Do-do do-do-do do-do-do and where he goes
    I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow
    I know I’ll always love him

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:30 pm

27. “Who is this Diana I keep seeing on my TV?”

    Comment by Pete Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:33 pm

28. I tried but this is the best job he could get me.

    Comment by countyline Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:39 pm

29. “Apples; all he wants is apples in his lunch. I ask him “Mike, wouldn’t you want a ham sandwich instead?” He says “2 apples”.

    Comment by Darienite Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:40 pm

30. “You like me! You really like me!”

    Comment by Anon. Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:41 pm

31. SM: WHAT? Didn’t you hear me the first time?
    MM: zzzz…

    Comment by zatoichi Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:41 pm

32. @ AFSCME Steward

    “Actually, he listens to everything I say”

    Comment by Bill White Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:42 pm

33. All he ever does is sleep. LOOK.

    Comment by FormerParatrooper Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:45 pm

34. You sayin’ I don’t know about art? Eh?

    Comment by Reformed Public Servant Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:51 pm

35. “How have I stayed with one person so many years?
    It’s easy..we’re both in love with the same man.”

    Comment by Empty Suit Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:51 pm

36. Why does Steve Brown have to answer every question I ask my husband?

    Comment by Jose Abreu's next homer Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 1:53 pm

37. Jeeze, I’m married to the guy, what do you want me to do?

    Comment by Keyser Soze Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:06 pm

38. Jose Abreu’s next homer for the lead.

    Comment by Norseman Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:09 pm

39. the plate of marijuana brownies was this big that mike ate.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:24 pm

40. “I am not Terrance Goggin.”

    Comment by Upon Further Review Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:25 pm

41. So I made up a lot of stuff about Michael Madigan, cause that’s what they wanted. But it was all lies. Uh, everything. And I kept saying Michael Madigan did this, Michael Madigan did that. So I said….yeah sure!

    Comment by Republicrat Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:26 pm

42. this is ours all ours, I kep telling Mike to “let them eat cake”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:27 pm

43. singing at the cubs 7th

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:30 pm

44. “C’mon, we used state money for Lincoln’s library, and what did he do compared to Obama?”

    Comment by Vote Quimby! Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:30 pm

45. paul powell`s shoeboxes,no we got sack`s of money this big in the closet.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:35 pm

46. “See- He never listens to a word I say-he needs a hearing aid!!!”

    Comment by downstate commissionerto Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 2:58 pm

47. “Michael tells ME when he closes his eyes when I talk its because he’s really, REALLY listening. ….”

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:19 pm

48. You ask about Mike’s legacy? Let’s don’t go there!

    Comment by Earl Shumaker Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:32 pm

49. “I don’t–I never knew no godfather. I got my own family, senator”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:34 pm

50. “…who said anything about Apples?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:39 pm

51. “Where are the usual Mushrooms I testify on front of?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:40 pm

52. “You keep talking about funding and numbers, and ‘cost per’ and want me to add or subtract. Do I look like a ‘calculator’ to you? Huh?!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:42 pm

53. “I’m on time, where the heck are the GOP Mushrooms?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:43 pm

54. “Testifying today is Representative Madigan. Let’s begin…”

    SM: What am I, a mirage?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:45 pm

55. 70-year old Roseanne Barr gesticulates in front of a House committee, testifying alongside the Crypt Keeper for a film tax credit proposal.

    Comment by Mittuns Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:47 pm

56. It was love at first motion do pass as amended.

    Comment by Mittuns Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:48 pm

57. I’m running out of room on these dang wrists for the new - pension reform, term limits, minimum wage increase, 5% permanent tax, lower corporate tax, progressive tax, millionaire tax and Bruce go take a hike tax - wrist bands. jeesh Mike…

    Comment by PoolGuy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:48 pm

58. “Are you serious? Seriously? I’m Shirley Madigan you freshman rube, not Jerry Seinfeld’s mom. Look at me?!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 3:51 pm

59. I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of their the minute their boyfriend gave them a pass through grant to UNO to hide. But I didn’t. I was kind of turned on.

    Comment by Quizzical Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 4:04 pm

60. I’m a lifelong Republican and I vote for him!

    Comment by Earnest Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 4:29 pm

61. And the Governor’s nose is now this long.

    Comment by A guy... Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 4:53 pm

62. I’m royalty : get over it.

    Comment by Steve Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 5:38 pm

63. “No, we don’t call him ‘Laverne’ at home.”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 5:58 pm

64. “Okay, everybody follow da bouncing ball on da screen:

    ‘Don’t worry! Be happy!’

    “Mike, you putz, you’re not singin’ “

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 7:46 pm

65. “Speaker Madigan telepathically communicates to all Legislators in attendance at recent Committee gathering, “I aGREE that what she’s saying sounds totally nuts, but you will APPROVE whatEVER she asks for–OR ELSE!!!”

    Comment by Just The Way It Is One Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 8:10 pm

66. Why do you think he’s the most powerful person in Illinois it’s me!

    Comment by Rep La Shawn K Ford Monday, Apr 28, 14 @ 8:46 pm

67. “I’ve got Breast Cancer Awareness, Support the Troops, Anti-Bullying, yet nobody can come up with a wristband to advocate for your husband staying awake while you speak publicly!?”

    Comment by BigDoggie Tuesday, Apr 29, 14 @ 8:38 am

68. And he eats all the !@#$% apples as fast as I buy them! Do I ever get an apple..noooooo…..

    Comment by Ghost Tuesday, Apr 29, 14 @ 9:20 am

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