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* Paul Vallas is to ____ as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to ____?

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:01 pm

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1. Paul Vallas is to education as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to litigation.

   Comment by Bigtwich Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:10 pm

2. Paul Vallas is to education as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to tort reform.

   Paul Vallas is to rants as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to personal injury lawsuit.

   Paul Vallas is to work experience as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to magic.

   Paul Vallas is to Bob Kustra as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Jason Plummer.

   Paul Vallas is to understanding government as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to spelling government.

   Paul Vallas is to “talking the talk” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Please don’t talk!”

   Paul Vallas is to afraid to fly as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “afraid” to slip, than sue.

   …

   Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:10 pm

3. Paul Vallas is to Joe Biden as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sarah Palin.

   Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:13 pm

4. Paul Vallas is to wanting to be a governor once as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being a “Co-Governor”.

   Paul Vallas is to working on many government entities as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to suing… many government entities.

   Paul Vallas is to being Quinn’s #2 as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being Rauner’s second choice to his wife on the stump.

   Paul Vallas is to talking you into submission as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to give up listening to her at all.

   …

   Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:15 pm

5. Pall Vallas is to baking powder as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to clothes pin.

   Comment by another guy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:17 pm

6. Paul Vallas is to losing a primary as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to hiding during the primary.

   Paul Vallas is to limited commercials when he ran as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “keep her out of the commercials!”

   Paul Vallas is to working with Phil Rock as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to learning about government from “Schoolhouse Rock”.

   Paul Vallas is to leading a beurocracy as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to buying red tape at Wal-Mart.

   Paul Vallas is to Grandstanding as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Magic Shows”.

   Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:21 pm

7. …as a life jacket is to an anchor.

   Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:21 pm

8. Paul Vallas is to charter as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to martyr

   Comment by Jocko Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:23 pm

9. Paul Vallas is to “I could have been a contender” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Corrine Wood.”

   Comment by Under Further Review Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm

10. 47 ftw

    Comment by Jimbo Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm

11. Paul Vallas is to “the noted education and budget expert and former candidate for governor” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “who?”

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:24 pm

12. Paul Vallas is to Beaker as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sam the Eagle.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkM2zPFPy0

    Comment by Raymond Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:26 pm

13. Paul Vallas is to captain of the ship as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to captain of the slip.

    Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:29 pm

14. Paul Vallas is to off the cuff speaking as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to neck brace testifying.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:30 pm

15. Paul Vallas is to working the rubber off his shoes as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being required to wear rubber soled shoes on the Trail.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:31 pm

16. Paul Vallas is to talking to anyone who will listen as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to talking only when her lawyer tells her during a deposition.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:36 pm

17. Paul Vallas is to The Invisible Man as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Alexander Haig.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:38 pm

18. Paul Vallas is to signing off on budgets as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to signing off on liability waivers.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:39 pm

19. Ron Burgundy with a huge early lead!

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:43 pm

20. As #2 is to “#2″.

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:46 pm

21. Paul Vallas is to Jim Cantore as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Brick Tamland.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:51 pm

22. With football season around the corner:

    Paul Vallas is to John Harbaugh as Evelyn Sanguinetti is Eric Mangini.

    Comment by Gooner Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:52 pm

23. Paul Vallas is to OPA! as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to DALE!.

    Comment by DuPage Rep Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:54 pm

24. Paul Vallas is to “President Nance” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “Dave”.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:54 pm

25. Paul Vallas is to The Mississippi River as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to a babbling brook.

    Comment by walker Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 2:57 pm

26. Paul Vallas is to coherence as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to butterscotch pudding.

    Comment by lake county democrat Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:08 pm

27. lcd edges into the lead!

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:10 pm

28. Paul Vallas is to upstaging Quinn as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to being upstaged by Diana Rauner.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:12 pm

29. Paul Vallas is to Evelyn Sanguinetti as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Paul Vallas.

    Comment by A guy... Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:14 pm

30. Paul Vallas is to qualified to lead the 5th largest state in America as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to qualified to play a piano concert.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:16 pm

31. Paul Vallas is to job hunting as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to syllables.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:20 pm

32. Paul Vallas is to Vin Scully as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Stephen A. Smith

    Comment by Stones Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:30 pm

33. Paul Vallas is to doesn’t say what he grasps as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to doesn’t grasp what she says.

    Comment by Robert the Bruce Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:34 pm

34. Paul Vallas is to a Harley as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to a tricycle.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:40 pm

35. Paul Vallas is to significant budget and education experience and knowledge over the past 20+ years as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to…… well, she’s bilingual anyway.

    Comment by bottom rung. Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 3:53 pm

36. Paul Vallas is to Dawn Clark Netsch as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Michelle Bachmann.

    Comment by Amalia Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:03 pm

37. Paul Vallas is to George Stephanopoulos as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Sarah Palin

    Comment by DuPage Bard Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:05 pm

38. Paul Vallas is to Mr. Peabody as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Natasha.

    Comment by OldSmoky2 Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 4:48 pm

39. Paul Valls is to “whom” as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to “who?”

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 5:05 pm

40. Paul Valls is to an award winning cabernet as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Ripple.

    Comment by Toure's Latte Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 6:50 pm

41. Vallas is to authentic Italian food as sanguinetti is to chef boyardee !

    Comment by Mcleaniac Wednesday, Jul 30, 14 @ 8:26 pm

42. Vallas is to loser as Sanguinetti is to winner !!

    Comment by Wally Kubon Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 12:34 am

43. Vallas is to Meryl Streep as Sanguinetti is to Tara Reid.

    Comment by Redux Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 7:15 am

44. 47 wins - again - but I will try:

    Paul Vallas is to Dick Cheney as Evelyn Sanguinetti is to Geraldine Ferraro

    Comment by Siriusly Thursday, Jul 31, 14 @ 8:48 am

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