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* Rodney Davis and Badabinka

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 12:58 pm

Comments

  1. “Judy, I already told you, SIUC isn’t in my district.”

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:00 pm

  2. Hey baby give me a kiss!

    Comment by Spliff Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:01 pm

  3. “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands!”

    Comment by Stones Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:03 pm

  4. See how sincere I look to you? Fake that and you’ll go far!

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:03 pm

  5. You don’t dye your hair. You have all your teeth. You barely have a wrinkle. May I have your soul?

    Comment by VanillaMan Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:05 pm

  6. Can I bum a red???

    Comment by Jimmy Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:07 pm

  7. “Sorry, I won’t trade Callis for Sheila, you’re bored, I get it, but you got Sheila, enjoy it”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:08 pm

  8. “No, Judy, for the third time I’m not related to Beth or Glennda Davis. I swear I don’t know why they contributed to Sheila.”

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:09 pm

  9. “Can I bum a red??” - JBT

    “Cancer has affected mah life!” - RD

    Comment by Jimmy Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:10 pm

  10. Rodney. I knew it was you. You broke my heart.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:10 pm

  11. RD: “Stop, stop, please stop, I don’t know who stole the kishka!”

    Comment by wordslinger Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:17 pm

  12. No, no, no I won’t do it. I don’t care if you like to polka. Let me go! Ann!!!!!! I will give my seat to you, just get her off me!

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:23 pm

  13. I just don’t think moonlighting as Joan Rivers’ replacement is a good career move for you Judy.

    Comment by lake county democrat Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:37 pm

  14. No, we can’t dance.

    I know what happens to people who dance with you.

    They end up as the punch lines in ads for weird little guys with unnaturally colored hair.

    I’m not going to end up in one of those ads.

    Comment by Gooner Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:39 pm

  15. Ma’am, I swear to god, I don’t know who took your coffee.

    Comment by Gabe Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:41 pm

  16. “No Judy, I didn’t steal the shirt from Aaron Shock, he gave it to me. I just couldn’t get him to lend me the belt.”

    Comment by And I Approved This Message Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:41 pm

  17. Did you hear? He said there’d be no patronage? No patronage!? What, does he think we’re all millionaires?

    Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:44 pm

  18. Lemme sleep on it…baby baby…lemme sleep on it. I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

    Comment by Reese's Pieces Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:45 pm

  19. “Have you seen my macrame cigarette pack holder? I need a Lucky Strike”

    Comment by Nonplussed Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:45 pm

  20. Judy: If you tell me your size I’ll look out for nice shirts like this for you when I’m at Goodwill.

    Comment by Responsa Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:46 pm

  21. Barton! My how you’ve grown!

    Comment by LizPhairTax Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:46 pm

  22. No Rod, really, I promise you I’m only 32. Look at this face Baby… not these gnarled, well you know,hands.

    Comment by I B Strapped Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:51 pm

  23. “You got David Gill followed by Ann Callis?? How’d you manage that??”

    Comment by Edwardsburg Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 1:56 pm

  24. Comptroller Topinka: There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Rodney. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.

    Rodney: I don’t understand.

    Comptroller Topinka: You don’t wanna get mixed up with a Moderate like me. I’m a loner, Rodney. A rebel. So long, Rodney.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:00 pm

  25. “Can you give my son a job?”

    Comment by Steve Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:02 pm

  26. LizPhairTax takes a perhaps insurmountable lead!

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:05 pm

  27. Comptroller Topinka: Now, you’ve got to listen to me! You have any idea what you’d have to look forward to if you stay here at the State Fair? Nine chances out of ten, we’d both wind up on a stage giving a speech…Rodney, I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know you belong working in DC. You’re part of making America get back to work, it’s the thing that keeps you going. If that plane leaves the ground for DC and you’re not on it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

    Rodney: But what about the Fair?

    Rick: We’ll always have the Paris, IL rally! We didn’t have, we, we lost it until our schedulers fix the dates. We got it back.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:10 pm

  28. You shop at thrift stores too?

    Comment by Ahoy! Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:50 pm

  29. son..job…been said already

    Comment by Wumpus Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:51 pm

  30. I think it best for us both if we don’t do any dancing today, Judy.

    Comment by Irked Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:52 pm

  31. Televangelist Tammy Faye Topinka lays on the spirit.

    Comment by vole Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:54 pm

  32. “It’s OK son. You’ll understand when you grow up.”

    Comment by walker Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 2:55 pm

  33. “Please help me find my lost dogs!”

    Comment by Stones Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 3:19 pm

  34. Which one of them was Ronald McDonald?

    Comment by downstate demo Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 3:20 pm

  35. “Georgie is that you? Ok let’s Polka..and a one and a two..”

    Comment by Empty Suit Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 3:23 pm

  36. Rodney, If I say “you’re quite a guy” chances are you’ll lose.

    Comment by A guy... Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 3:36 pm

  37. “I looked in his eyes and saw his soul.”

    Comment by The End Is Near Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 3:50 pm

  38. JBT: “I give you the curse of Homer! (George Homer Ryan, not Homer Simpson, for you newbies.)”

    Comment by Anyone Remember Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 3:56 pm

  39. Judy doing her Elaine Benes imitation - “GET OUT!!!”

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 4:28 pm

  40. Really Rodney, you really want me to play the accordian and polka with you at your next fundraiser?

    Comment by NewWestSuburbanGOP'er Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 4:46 pm

  41. the knee you about to receive is for your own good.. thank you can I have another

    Comment by railrat Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 5:28 pm

  42. Hey c’mon, I’m workin here.

    Comment by 13thone Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 6:07 pm

  43. Please go with me to the Ferry Hall reunion…

    Comment by Kama Sutra Records Monday, Sep 22, 14 @ 8:47 pm

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