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* Our next Illinois Comptroller, Leslie Munger…

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:07 am

Comments

1. Just a guess here, but I’m betting that our next comptroller didn’t buy that dress at an estate sale.

   Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:08 am

2. This is an “outstanding” picture, a “great” picture”…an “excellent” picture…

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:10 am

3. “Homecoming King Bruce Rauner’s Court Attendant Leslie Munger poses for pictures waiting for her tiara and sash…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:12 am

4. “Hold the flowers closer to YOU…you’re blocking my dress!”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:13 am

5. “Nah, we call this picture of us ‘Boring Thursday Nite’…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:15 am

6. “Now take one without the new Carhartt, Ms. Munger…”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:18 am

7. A nice and smart woman. I met her several times on the campaign trail. Good choice.

   Comment by Illinois Don Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:18 am

8. Outstanding, great, excellent couple!

   Comment by Louis G. Atsaves Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:19 am

9. “. . . and for finishing runner up, Ms. Munger gets these beautiful flowers and a wonderful state job.”

   Comment by Gooner Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:20 am

10. “Is my bouquet bigger than Slip and Sue’s?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:27 am

11. “I’m thrilled to be Illinois next Comptroller! What does the Comptroller do?”

    Comment by Just Observing Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:28 am

12. “And Illinois’ next Homecoming Queen is…..”

    Comment by ??? Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:28 am

13. This is an “outstanding” picture, a “great” picture”…an “excellent” picture…

    OW… I spit out my coffee… you win.

    Comment by Walter Mitty Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:31 am

14. “Yes, I’ll take your picture as long as you give the flowers BACK to the bride and go back to your own event in the next ballroom…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:33 am

15. And, the prize for the last cell phone customer without roaming goes to…

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:40 am

16. (H/T - Pot calling kettle -)

    “The only thing about this dress I don’t like is no place for my cell phone. I just left it at home”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:43 am

17. Some felt she should only get half the flowers and let ‘the people’ decided if she should get the other half..

    Comment by OneMan Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:44 am

18. Raunerite indoctrination begins with a Ball, then 5 days of secluded programming of buzz words and learning to smirk on command, ending with a fly-around without answering any pertinent questions…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:53 am

19. “How do you like my three roses?”

    Comment by Mouthy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:55 am

20. “I haven’t had an orthodox career, and I’ve wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn’t feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can’t deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!”

    Comment by Concerned Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:55 am

21. Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?

    Jack: It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?

    Comment by Jack Donaghy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:56 am

22. Why’d the Treasurer get 2 dozen? Because he’s so tall?

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:56 am

23. She looks lovely. there’s only one question, what kind of scoops will she provide?

    Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:57 am

24. Jerry Sturmer couldn’t pull off this dress! Adam on the other hand. Hmm….

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 9:58 am

25. Goons FTW!

    Comment by Roadiepig Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:06 am

26. Roses: $60
    Black dress: $750

    Getting appointed to a government office because you have no government experience: priceless

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:06 am

27. Leslie to the press: Did Jerry get flowers too when he was named Comptroller? Were they paid for with state funds? Did they go with the low bidder? Did they use the RFP process.

    Comment by Give Me A Break Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:12 am

28. Leslie Munger, a former Hair Care Category Director at Helene Curtis/Unilever, is the new Illinois Comptroller.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:14 am

29. “I didn’t just work at Helene Curtis, I was a customer too!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:18 am

30. The first-place winner gets to spend two years working in Springfield.

    The runner-up gets four years.

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:18 am

31. Mr. Munger: Leslie, some guy named Adam gollyjeepersjewski says those are his flowers.

    Comment by William j Kelly Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:21 am

32. What does a comptroller actually do, Mr. Gidwitz? Got it, just smile!

    Comment by anony Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:21 am

33. “I was as surprised as anyone.”

    Comment by walker Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:22 am

34. My high score in the formal wear portion of the Rauner contest earned me the Comptroller appointment.

    Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:35 am

35. Bruce Rauner at the microphone…

    There she is, Miss Comptroller
    There she is, my ideal
    The dream of a million hungry politicians can come true in Springfield City
    But she says she has none of those dreams, which is a pity…

    There she is, Miss Comptroller
    There she is, my ideal
    With so many beauties she took Illinois by storm
    With her all-Republican face and form

    And there she is
    Walking on air, she is
    Fairest of the fair, she is
    There she is - Miss Comptroller!

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:38 am

36. “I hope to learn how to play the flute so that I can be selected to become John McCain’s running mate in 2016!”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:39 am

37. “I’m one hottie mess to take on the one hot mess that is Illinois!”

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:40 am

38. You like me, you really like me!

    Comment by Come on man! Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:50 am

39. “Take the flowers, leave the cannoli”

    (Tips cap to - Walter Mitty -)

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 11:11 am

40. Demur décolletage display. Delightful.

    The flowers are nice, too.

    Comment by dupage dan Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 12:33 pm

41. Do I think there should be a special election for Comptroller in 2016? Bruce hasn’t told me what I think yet. Let me get back to you.

    Comment by too obvious Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 1:11 pm

42. “A rose is not necessarily a rose by any other name.”

    Comment by Skeptical Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 1:31 pm

43. Not to be outdone, Bill Pullman gives Leslie the biggest corsage he could find.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 1:35 pm

44. “The flowers came with a note. ‘Congratulations on your appointnent. Can’t wait to eliminate your office. All the best, @FakeMikeFrerichs’…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 1:50 pm

45. Ms. Munger, best of luck to you! Party now, and look lovely doing it, because there is much work to be done! Bravo, all around!

    Comment by Black Ivy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 2:21 pm

46. In an unprecedented move, the Bachelor gave all his roses to Leslie Comptroller.

    Comment by Sir Reel Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 2:35 pm

47. you like me, you really like me!

    Comment by pontoon Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 4:46 pm

48. It’s the Laura Ingraham look-alike contest winner!

    Comment by Southern IL Voter Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 6:21 pm

49. Being honored as Riverside Foundation - (home for mentally disabled adults) 2013 Volunteer of the year! Leslie Munger is a leader who always gives back:)

    Comment by Honest handbag Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 6:57 pm

50. Brains, Beauty and Best Choice to fill Judy Baar Topinka’s shoes.

    Comment by Truth seeker Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:02 pm

51. It will surprise no one that Honest handbag and Truth seeker have the same IP address.

    Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:05 pm

52. ===It will surprise no one that Honest handbag and Truth seeker have the same IP address.===

    Oh well, I guess more captions, maybe? lol

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:15 pm

53. Lemme guess StoptheHate’s IP address….

    Look. I don’t know Munger, I am pretty sure this was not intended as a campaign photo.

    Seems we are being a little harsh for someone who is less than 48 hours on the stage.

    Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:17 pm

54. “We sell timeshares, ask about our Specials!”

    Everyone…takes a turn in the barrel.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:19 pm

55. Wow, someone reactivated the Raunerbots and programmed them to defend Munger. I was keeping an open mind, but now I’m having second thoughts.

    Comment by Norseman Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:22 pm

56. “Usually Mr. Rauner wants the stuffed dog in his photos, but really, we need a few with no flowers at some point..,”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:26 pm

57. Two satisfied customers of E Harmony.

    Comment by Under Further Review Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:31 pm

58. “Well, just grab those flowers and cover up the spaghetti sause on his shirt! Remember; pictures first, eats second next time.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 7:53 pm

59. “Although Ms. Munger hit the double axel and the triple loop flawlessly, her partner tripping on a stuffed animal left in the ice might cost them the gold medal….and now their scores…”

    “Their long program was well done, but picking Zepplin to skate to might be too much of a risk…and the scores…”

    “Ms. Munger’s jumps were flawless, they both should have waited for the Zamboni to leave before starting their music…”

    “The judges loved the routine, but their coach is throwing a clipboard just beyond the camera…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:55 pm

60. “What an Olympics..,The next time we’ll see them skate together will be when they join the ‘Saved by the Bell…On Ice’ Icecapade”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 10:59 pm

61. IMDb - “Silver Linings Playbook” - Credited as Ballroom Dancing Pair #3

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 11:02 pm

62. There’s something missing from this photo..why was Leslie Munger dressed up and receiving a bouquet? Oh yeah…she was being honored as Volunteer of the Year for a decade of leadership and commitment to a not-for-profit organization helping adults with intellectual disabilities. Having seen her at work for this organization, I think she deserved the flowers!

    Comment by Look Past the Dress Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 11:31 pm

63. “In the summer, when there isn’t any ice, they train at ‘Phil’s Roller Rink & Truck Detailing off Route 17…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Jan 6, 15 @ 11:35 pm

64. Some context please! This photo was taken in 2012 when Ms Munger was honored for her tireless work with a community organization for adults with intellectual disabilities. She may be beautiful, but she has the brains and the dedication to be a terrific comptroller for the people of Illinois.

    Comment by DeanBean Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:03 am

65. It’s as though people miss the point here …

    Ok…

    “Minutes after Ms. Munger won for ‘Best House Concession Speech By Rookie Candidate’. Munger stated in her acceptance of the award she has no plans to continue in politics.”

    …

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:13 am

66. Minutes after winning “Thinnest Skin Supporters, Ever!” Award…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:15 am

67. Note to all the Mungerites –

    Everybody takes stuff here.

    In some ways it is like a school playground. This kids who show they cannot take it get it more.

    Some advice — develop a sense of humor. Lighten up and be happy that she’s getting any press at all.

    In any case, the caption: “Leslie Munger, surrounded by Illinois Don, honest handbag, truth seeker, DeanBean, and LookPasttheDress.”

    Comment by Gooner Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:33 am

68. Leslie is a bright, dedicated and selfless member of the community in which she lives and works. She is all smiles because she is being honored as 2012 Volunteer of the Year for her efforts on behalf of a program for developmentally challenged folks in her community. She has reason to be happy!

    Comment by Desertsky Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:38 am

69. Minutes after winning “Losing House Candidate With Biggest Clout Behind Them” Award.

    …

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:40 am

70. Given Destersky’s response, I’m going to admit that the next two (or four) year are going to be fun.

    All we have to to do is say things like “With Slip and Sue and now Munger, Rauner’s now has a record of appointing terribly unqualified people to positions of public trust” and then just sit back and laugh at their outrage.

    Comment by Gooner Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 9:43 am

71. Caption should be: “Let my actions speak louder than the jeers from my critics”. She will help bring back the “service” in public service. Just watch. It’s easy to make fun of people you dont know, isnt it?

    Comment by kidfixr Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 3:56 pm

72. - kidfxr -,

    You are not making it easy on her.

    Everyone takes a turn in the barrel, being a good sport is how to handle things.,.

    OW

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 4:26 pm

73. Gooner, Well said.

    Comment by Norseman Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 4:35 pm

74. got it. Im not used to this. over and out.

    Comment by kidfixr Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 5:09 pm

75. Agreed, well done - Gooner -

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Jan 7, 15 @ 5:25 pm

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