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* Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as _____ is to _____.

Keep it clean, people.

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:04 pm

Comments

1. … Pat Quinn is to being unemployed.

   Comment by Thunder Fred Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:07 pm

2. Pat Quinn is to an unbalanced state budget.

   Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:10 pm

3. disinfectant is to a dirty room

   Comment by 1776 Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:14 pm

4. Careful is to what you wish for.

   Comment by Wordslinger Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:14 pm

5. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as ex-lax is to toilets.

   Comment by Stuff Happens Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:16 pm

6. reality is to living in a daydream.

   Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:17 pm

7. the Day of Reckoning is to Kicking the Can Down the Road.

   Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:18 pm

8. Rat in a maze

   Comment by walker Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:20 pm

9. Gasoline
   Fire

   Comment by Armin Tamzarian Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:20 pm

10. BTW no Director announcement this Friday?

    Comment by walker Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:21 pm

11. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as “I’m shocked” is to “there’s gambling going on here”.

    Comment by HGW XX/7 Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:23 pm

12. Michael Jordan is to baseball.

    Comment by slow down Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:30 pm

13. Don Quixote to fighting wind mills.

    Comment by Just Sayin ... Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:30 pm

14. Fantasy / Reality

    Comment by Stones Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:31 pm

15. Dog chasing it’s tail.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:33 pm

16. Jim Inhofe is to climate change

    Comment by That Girl Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:35 pm

17. Tiger Woods is to breaking par.

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:35 pm

18. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Edgar Bergen is to Charlie McCarthy.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:36 pm

19. Robespierre is to King Louis XVI.

    Comment by Pa Pa Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:38 pm

20. Governor Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Governor George Wallace is to race relations.

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:38 pm

21. ===Tiger Woods is to breaking par.===

    Yikes, 82 today. That’s a tempeture not a score…

    Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Fredo is to running the family.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:38 pm

22. Hedge funds are to small business

    Comment by truthteller Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:39 pm

23. Arsene Wenger is to getting his side ready for Chelsea or Manchester United.

    Comment by Gooner Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:39 pm

24. Fantasy
    Reality

    Comment by Casual Observer Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:41 pm

25. Gov. Rauner is to the state budget as Twisted Sister to the Brady Bunch.

    Comment by Deep South Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:41 pm

26. Kryptonite is to Superman!

    Comment by throwing stones Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:42 pm

27. Gov Bruce Rauner is to the State Budget as Jason Voorhives is to high school campers.

    Comment by Blue Dog Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:43 pm

28. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Ketchup is to a hot dog.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:44 pm

29. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Optics is to Reality.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:45 pm

30. Al Gore is to global warming

    Comment by Commander Norton Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:45 pm

31. Jackson Pollack to a canvas.

    Comment by Gooner Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:46 pm

32. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as the Grateful Dead is to opera.

    Comment by Bluefish Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:47 pm

33. Tinkerbelle — pixie dust

    Comment by olddog Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:47 pm

34. As New England Patriots are to football air pressure

    Comment by Casual Observer Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:47 pm

35. as Attila is to Rome

    Comment by been there Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:49 pm

36. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as art is to trying to imitate life.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:50 pm

37. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Hillary is to all her husband’s actions in the oval office.

    Comment by illinois fan Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:51 pm

38. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as William Shatner is to singing.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:53 pm

39. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Mr. Douglas is to farming Green Acres.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:57 pm

40. as bite is to me

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 3:58 pm

41. as campaigning is to governing

    Comment by truthteller Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:03 pm

42. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Veruca Salt is to the golden goose.

    Comment by Juvenal Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:04 pm

43. …as Alicia Silverstone is to her biggest hit movie.

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:07 pm

44. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Robin Hood is to the rich, but in reverse.

    Comment by IllinoisBoi Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:12 pm

45. * Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Taz (Looney Tunes’The Tasmanian Devil) is to A Pickard China Shop.

    Comment by Mouthy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:17 pm

46. Montgomery Burns is to Springfield.

    Comment by south side Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:29 pm

47. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Mayor Daley was to the Chicago Manual of Style

    Comment by Robert the Bruce Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:29 pm

48. Governor Rauner is to the state budget as a corporate raider is to unlocking value

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:30 pm

49. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as the three tops of Quinn-Madigan-Cullerton are to creative budgeting for only half a year.

    Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:33 pm

50. Willie Wilson is to grammar

    Comment by The Wolf Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:42 pm

51. * Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Edward Scissorhands is to “Captain” Jack Sparrow.

    Too deep or to depp?

    Comment by A guy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 4:50 pm

52. Governor Rauner is to the state budget as Evelyn is to magic

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 5:23 pm

53. Dennis Moore is to the poor.

    Comment by Armin Tamzarian Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 5:25 pm

54. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as George Lazenby is to playing James Bond.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 5:29 pm

55. Gov Rauner is to the state budget as bonuses are to a ceo.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 5:43 pm

56. As blah is to blah

    Comment by William j Kelly Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 5:43 pm

57. As FKA is to attempting to deflect blame.

    Comment by PublicServant Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 5:48 pm

58. As a new pair of trifocals is to Mr. Magoo.

    Comment by Captain K Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 6:19 pm

59. Pat Quinn is to a drum circle.

    Comment by Sarbanharble Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 7:21 pm

60. corporate subsidies is to welfare payments

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 8:31 pm

61. 1% and their followers being morally bankrupt

    Comment by Jorge Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 9:11 pm

62. As Public Servant is to attempting to shirk responsibility.

    Comment by Formerly Known As... Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 9:44 pm

63. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Blagojevich is to honest governance.

    Comment by RNUG Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 9:58 pm

64. A burning jet is to the ocean.

    Comment by Armin Tamzarian Friday, Jan 30, 15 @ 11:48 pm

65. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as a one tooth man trying to eat an ear of corn at the state fair.

    Comment by Jimmy Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 12:30 am

66. Gov. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Vulture Capitalist Bruce Rauner is to nursing home residents.

    Comment by Yeppers Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 1:10 am

67. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Tide detergent is to a dirty sheet in the laundry.

    Comment by Rowdy Yates Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 7:18 am

68. Bruce Rauner is to the state budget as Bozo the Clown is to performing brain surgery.

    Comment by DuPage Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 9:32 am

69. Penquins are to the jungle

    Comment by Diane Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 9:53 am

70. The Enola Gay is to Hiroshima

    Comment by anon Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 10:26 am

71. Bismarck’s army; Cats and dogs in Paris ca. 1870

    Comment by Elmira Eddie Saturday, Jan 31, 15 @ 10:32 am

72. Helen Keller is to driving

    Comment by TCB Monday, Feb 2, 15 @ 8:10 am

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