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* From the Chicago City Council chambers yesterday…

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:12 pm

Comments

1. Yes teacher, I know the answer. As a matter of fact, I know all the answers.

   Comment by Federalist Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:16 pm

2. “Arne! Arne Duncan! Hey!”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:17 pm

3. “Smile and wave…smile and wave…’

   Comment by State employee Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:17 pm

4. Do De Do De Dooo - Don’t you guys remember Wizzo!

   Comment by BlameBruceRauner Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:18 pm

5. Meanwhile, his other hand is taking your pension away.

   Comment by Man with a plan Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:19 pm

6. Relieved, Gov. Rauner acknowledges applause from two gentlemen in the back, the only people in attendance not choking on the insult of being crassly used to further the Rauner agenda: old friends Mayor Emanuel and Quinnochio.

   Comment by crazybleedingheart Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:19 pm

7. “Hey Ken. Ken. Griff! Look! Yeah, see you after!”

   Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:20 pm

8. Rauner was asked how many advisers have told him to stop the Turnaround Tour.

   Comment by chi Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:21 pm

9. For the record, I did wave back.

   Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:21 pm

10. ===Yes teacher, I know the answer. As a matter of fact, I know all the answers.====

    Federalist for the win…..

    Comment by btowntruth Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:21 pm

11. Thought bubble - And you thought that I was here to bail out the city. Jokes on you.

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:22 pm

12. “Gov. Christie? Hey!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:22 pm

13. “Rahm, I didn’t know you were honoring Payton Prep today, I know them. Hey guys!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:23 pm

14. Thought bubble over the heads of all the aldermen - What a dope.

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:23 pm

15. Anyone want to go see the new Avengers movie? I’ll buy the popcorn!!!

    Comment by Obamas Puppy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:24 pm

16. The city of Chicago took a show of hands to see who supports the “Turnaround Agenda.” A near consensus was reached….

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:25 pm

17. Yo! Taxi!

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:25 pm

18. Raise your hand if you love the bankruptcy laws in this country!

    Comment by Reformed Optimist Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:28 pm

19. “Is that the guy who hit my motorcade in February? Hey you! How ya feeling?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:29 pm

20. Raise your hand if you are a Republican.

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:29 pm

21. Hello, I am the governor of IL.

    Comment by Mama Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:30 pm

22. “Hey, there’s the U.S. attorney. Why are the marshals locking the door…..”

    Comment by Wordslinger Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:31 pm

23. “I want to take this moment and say hello, via Skype, to my Owl, ‘Don’ Sandack. Hey Don!…You make sure things go ok while I’m here ‘Don’…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:32 pm

24. You can wave a Chicago casino goodbye, if you don’t pass my turnaround agenda.

    Comment by Joe M Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:32 pm

25. “Into the Lions’ den, head held high with a smile on his face.”

    Comment by Phil King Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:33 pm

26. “Hey look. It’s Mayor Daley…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:33 pm

27. “I’m smiling because I know this picture is going to drive certain bloggers nuts! Hi Willy.”

    Comment by A guy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:36 pm

28. I love visiting the State of Chicago!

    Comment by A guy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:37 pm

29. “Hey, Karen Lewis? Hi!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:37 pm

30. Raise your right hand and be sworn.

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:38 pm

31. “Sing along with me boys, you know the words

    “You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
    “You make me happy when skies are gray
    “You’ll never know dear how much I love you
    “Please don’t take my sunshine away …

    or

    “Constichency? We ain’t got no constichency.”

    Comment by walker Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:38 pm

32. Wave goodbye to your pension benefits.

    Comment by Mittuns Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:39 pm

33. - A Guy -, I did wave back.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:39 pm

34. “Salesman!”
    (Apologies to Pee-Wee.)

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:40 pm

35. Rauner: I was taught this trick as a youth. Will it work on the budget?

    Comment by Mittuns Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:40 pm

36. “Well lookey there, my conscious! I knew I left it somewhere, hey you!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:42 pm

37. [DELETED]
    [BLOCKED]
    [BANNED]

    – MrJM

    Comment by MrJM Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:44 pm

38. Hey Ev…hey… watch that step… Watch out..!

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:44 pm

39. “Hey ‘ck’, you watchin’? Put this in your emails, Ok? K”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:47 pm

40. Hey, toss me a hot dog with extra ketchup.

    Comment by Casual Observer Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:48 pm

41. “Seriously, I’m not joking.”

    Comment by Dun dun dun dun da Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:48 pm

42. “Hey, is that the Wall Street Journal’s reporter? Hey, watch this…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:50 pm

43. “@Statehousechick…you ready? Ok, I’ll start, thanks again!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:51 pm

44. Members of the Chicago City Council give their undivided attention to the Mayor while the Governor waves: “Hey. I’m over here!”

    Comment by Demoralized Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:55 pm

45. Hey, Beer Man, Over here!! Another round for all my Democratic Union “friends”. I’m buyin’!!!

    Comment by Big Joe Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 2:57 pm

46. Hi, my name is Bruce, and I’m an egomaniac.

    Comment by Big Joe Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:01 pm

47. If you”re happy with how I’m runnin’ the state so far, raise your right hand like this!

    Comment by Big Joe Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:04 pm

48. Wow, this feels just like a Dem Senate Caucus meeting.

    Comment by A guy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:05 pm

49. So if my agenda was the last agenda on earth, you’d consider voting for it? Great, I’ve got a chance!

    Comment by Quizzical Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:07 pm

50. Up top, Mike!

    Comment by Mittuns Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:09 pm

51. Put your Right hand up…….when you do the Rauner-Pokey and cut social services to the bone that’s what the Turn Around Agenda is all about!

    Comment by BlameBruceRauner Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:23 pm

52. Thanks, but that joke is much funnier in German.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:29 pm

53. “I’m in deep, deep yogurt.”

    Comment by Commander Norton Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:32 pm

54. The cheese stands alone.

    Comment by Bigtwich Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:36 pm

55. 47, channelling Molly Ivins on Pat
    Buchanan’s speech that scared the bejeebers out of the 1992 GOP convention?

    Comment by Wordslinger Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:38 pm

56. Alderman complain that at least Oprah gives the audience a new car when she puts on a silly show.

    Comment by the Other Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:39 pm

57. Mr. JM, you took the words right out of my mouth.

    Comment by Soccermom Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:39 pm

58. “Which way are the Tribune cameras? Hey, Bruce!”

    Comment by Wensicia Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:42 pm

59. This is how many State Employees Illinois should have.

    Comment by Nona Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:47 pm

60. “Hey, Kass. Here’s a moutza for you!”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:47 pm

61. Nona wins.

    Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:48 pm

62. “High Fives, all around, High Fives, everybody….”

    Comment by D.P.Gumby Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:49 pm

63. Lol, Guilty as charged Word.

    I thought I getting kind of close to a Godwin’s law violation (not my intent at all). And I almost wrote “original German,” which would have been a better give away.

    But yeah, Buchanan’s 1992 blockbuster speech will remain one of my all-time favorites. It practically gift-wrapped the election for Clinton.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:52 pm

64. Well played - Nona -, nicely done.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 3:55 pm

65. I am the big cheese, and as we all know, the cheese stands alone.

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 4:06 pm

66. “You do the hokey-pokey and you turn the state around . . .”

    Comment by Anon. Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 4:18 pm

67. 47, “Read my lips-no new taxes” was the gift that speech was wrapped in.

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 4:23 pm

68. How many times more does Don Welsh make compared to the Illinois Director of Tourism?

    Comment by Chicago 20 Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 4:33 pm

69. “I’ve got the Chicago city counsel sold on my Turnaround Agenda, now on to the next campaign stop.”

    Comment by DuPage Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 4:49 pm

70. I love visiting the great State of Chicago!,,,
    I plan to visit here more often from new .my home in Springfield, Illinois

    Comment by One day at a time Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 5:06 pm

71. Sitenze down. Oh. You already are.

    Comment by Austin Blvd Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 5:34 pm

72. I, state your name…

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 5:50 pm

73. Pretty sure I was thinking the same thing MrJM and Soccermom were.

    Comment by Ex-Rutan-exempt Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 6:23 pm

74. “…Table for one?”

    Comment by nikos123 Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 9:25 pm

75. Hi Brendan!

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 9:42 pm

76. Whine club get together

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 11:13 pm

77. The turnaround salute

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 11:15 pm

78. I’ll rip Chicago’s guts out with one hand

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, May 7, 15 @ 11:18 pm

79. All those in favor raise your right hand. Maybe you there in the back didn’t hear me-your right hand, not your middle fingers! haha

    Comment by Slippin' Jimmy Friday, May 8, 15 @ 8:06 am

80. Talk to he hand.

    Comment by Chicago 20 Friday, May 8, 15 @ 8:17 am

81. I thought this was a secret meeting

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, May 8, 15 @ 8:24 am

82. This is my Springfield cow tipping hand

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, May 8, 15 @ 8:30 am

83. Turnaround tour main act main stage

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, May 8, 15 @ 8:40 am

84. Greetings from down state where the rating matches

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, May 8, 15 @ 8:59 am

85. I haven’t washed this hand since I shook christe’s

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, May 8, 15 @ 9:18 am

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