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* Lou…


Shutdown and showdown in Springfield, via @Trib_ed_board http://t.co/o2PoGDg3CC pic.twitter.com/RwlHw7TcWn

— Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) July 1, 2015

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:39 pm

Comments

  1. 2 to 1 odds my head will explode. I’ll take that bet.

    Comment by The Colossus of Roads Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:42 pm

  2. “The Governor’s turn-around agenda was hard to swallow”

    Comment by A Jack Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:45 pm

  3. In a Gilbert Godfried voice:

    “Oh sure, and when it’s my turn to stand up here, the Turnaround Guy shows up” AAAAAAHH!

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:47 pm

  4. Don’t lecture me on gambling with this State.

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:47 pm

  5. “The Governor’s turn-around agenda was hard to swallow, please get me a glass of water to wash it down”

    Comment by A Jack Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:48 pm

  6. “For the tenth time, Rep. Sandack, we’ll get you that letter.”

    Comment by Bluefish Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:51 pm

  7. These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Comment by Eddy Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:54 pm

  8. GOLDBERRRRRRRRRRG!

    Comment by Centennial Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:54 pm

  9. “I will never be Governor, I will never be Speaker, why the heck am I doing all this?”

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 2:54 pm

  10. Rep Lang suddenly realized the line the Governor was feeding him wasn’t Koscher.

    Comment by A Jack Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:00 pm

  11. I sponsored the bill and was a big advocate for medical marijuana. Now if I can find a doctor to write some prescriptions for certain people in Springfield, on both sides of the aisle, maybe we can get this budget solved.

    Comment by Joe M Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:01 pm

  12. You put ketchup on your hot dog for crying out loud. Have you no sense of decency, sir?

    Comment by Casual Observer Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:03 pm

  13. “Everyone just needs to stop pointing fingers and assigning blame. See, I have eight of them right here that I pledge to not use to lay blame.

    Now, with that being said, this is all TOTALLY the Governor’s fault…”

    Comment by A Lowly LA Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:05 pm

  14. I said TEN White Castles!

    Comment by Ben Franklin Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:07 pm

  15. Will the governor please sign the stand alone appropriations bill for paper towels in the rest room?

    Comment by Quizzical Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:10 pm

  16. She tried to tell me it was orange but I told her “no red ties! I always look red-faced with a red tie!”

    Comment by Belle Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:12 pm

  17. When? When? When are we ever gonna get a Kaufman’s Deli down here?

    Comment by DuPage Don Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:14 pm

  18. Pretty soon I’ll be as orange as Ditka.

    Comment by SAP Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:17 pm

  19. “The Owls, so many Owls…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:21 pm

  20. “I am holding….my breath….until all agency directors…show up…to…my….hearing!…”

    BTW that was good, Quizzical.

    Comment by A Lowly LA Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:22 pm

  21. Shocked and appalled.

    Comment by Anon Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:26 pm

  22. Lewis Black’s brother makes a point.

    Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:31 pm

  23. “Waiting for my nails to dry.”

    Comment by Bogey Golfer Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:37 pm

  24. Was it over when Kaufman’s had a fire and it was closed for months?

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:39 pm

  25. “This is nothing that 10 more casinos can’t fix!”

    Comment by Robert the Bruce Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:40 pm

  26. Just think of it : a casino on every block of every town in the state!

    Comment by Let'sMovetoTexas Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 3:43 pm

  27. I used to compare Lou to Dilbert’s pointy haired boss. But, alas, the points are now gone.

    Comment by Keyser Soze Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:00 pm

  28. “Horse racing, casinos and marijuana will return Illinois to prosperity. And rabbits. I understand a business called the Bunny Ranch in Nevada is something we can all get behind.”

    Comment by Cook County Commoner Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:00 pm

  29. “I…uh…I’m not sure what to do with my hands”

    Comment by Anonymous Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:05 pm

  30. Can’t you come up with even ten votes?”

    Comment by walker Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:11 pm

  31. “Vast . . . tracks of land.”

    Comment by Anon. Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:17 pm

  32. “Can’t anybody here play this game?”

    Comment by Anon. Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:17 pm

  33. I’ve got 10 minutes until Miller closes his tab.

    Comment by A guy Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:20 pm

  34. My right hand, I call “Shutdown”!
    My left hand, I call “Showdown”!
    That clock, I call “Countdown”!
    This political dance, I call “Hoedown”!
    My political opponents, I call “Beatdown”!
    To Goldberg, I say “Pipe down”!
    My razor, it went “Downtown”!
    This administration, I say “Burn Down”!
    I win this debate, “Hands Down”!
    This state is ready to “Close Down”!
    To Rauner, I say “Step Down”!
    I’m beginning to have a “Break Down”!
    So I’ll quit before I “Fall Down”!
    So I’m off to speak to “Steve Brown”!

    Comment by VanillaMan Thursday, Jul 2, 15 @ 4:40 pm

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