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Our favorite gubernatorial candidate Tim Nieukirk proves in this new “TV ad” that he won’t take crime sitting down.

You can buy Nieukirk gear by clicking this link.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 2:13 pm

Comments

For some strange reason, I may just write in Tim Nieukirk. At least he knows he is a joke.

Comment by dk Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 2:30 pm
This answers your QOTD Rich. This ad, along with the “Ricky get off my transam” ad, and the “in bed with your sister” ad are my favorite political ads of the season. I still laugh when I think of “Ricky get of my transam”.

Comment by Jaded Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 3:00 pm
The burglar kind of resembled Rod Blagojevich.

Comment by I.D.O.T. Bleachers Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 3:04 pm
Actually, “IDOT,” I thought the hamburglar looked a lot like John Laesch.

Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 3:08 pm
“No Spare me (pause) robble robble” might be the next “Ricky get off of my Trans-AM”

Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 3:19 pm
By golly Rich, the resemblance in uncanny! (see, I’m trying not to swear)

Comment by Bridget Dooley Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 4:09 pm
Maybe this is the kind of change we need in this state. Or not. You have to admire the guy he has not attacked anyone except the burglar.

Comment by leigh Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 4:11 pm
That is by far the greatest collection of campaign commercials EVER! The one in the bedroom reminds me of Springfield during session. Anything can happen after an evening laced with free alcohol.

Comment by oh well Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 4:13 pm
Hey, he’s not the craziest candidate in the race.

Comment by Peachy Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 4:14 pm
I never thought I’d have the occasion to use the acronym ROTFL on this site. I was wrong.

ROTFL

Comment by doubtful Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 4:14 pm
This guy’s got potential! Just think how the race would be today if he’d only started six months ago. He’d have higher poll numbers than the Green party.

Comment by Walking Wounded Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 4:16 pm
Is he going to pull votes from Blago or JBT?

Comment by leigh Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 5:11 pm
He should make diggs of Topinka and Blago. They are really good targets.

Comment by Levois Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 5:55 pm
I wonder if McD might slam them for trademark violation? And did they register as write in candidates?

You need to do that in this goofy state, you know.

Comment by Pat Collins Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 7:48 pm
I’m likin’ this guy, but his name is so hard to spell. Gonna have to write it down just so I get it right in the booth on voting day, in case I decide to cast my vote his way…..

By far, he has had the better ads I’ve seen.

Comment by Tessa Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 9:31 pm
In ‘92, we had Ross Perot.

Thank you Nieukirk for putting the “pot” back in politics.

Comment by Yellow Dog Democrat Wednesday, Oct 25, 06 @ 10:40 pm
YDD, we’ve already got plenty of “dope” in this campaign.

-Blago

-Alexi

“in the spirit of bipartisanship”

-”Speedo” Roskam

-”Without a Trace” Umholtz

Comment by Arthur Andersen Thursday, Oct 26, 06 @ 7:58 am
Vote for Tim, heck yeah!!! It was great to read about your running in the Springfield paper. You go cuz and thanks for saving my vote. I look forward to Thanksgiving dinners in the mansion.

Comment by Deb Tuesday, Oct 31, 06 @ 9:39 am