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* Rep. Jack Franks marching in the October 11th Settlers Day Parade in Marengo…

Hat tip: McHenry County Blog.

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:32 am

Comments

1. The famous Heisman Trophy pose.

   Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:35 am

2. Jack Franks marches to his “I’m just a farm boy from McHenry” mantra.

   Comment by out of touch Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:41 am

3. Gotta get back on the horse..

   Comment by A guy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:46 am

4. Must have been walking behind the horses with those high steps.

   Comment by ToughGuy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:50 am

5. Hey, look both ways for a train before skipping the rail Jack.

   Comment by A guy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:51 am

6. Jack is a little ‘unclear on the concept’ of Limbo.

   Comment by A guy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:52 am

7. Running a steeplechase?

   Comment by very old soil Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:55 am

8. Jumpin’ Jack Flash [to the rescue]

   Comment by 300 Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:57 am

9. Rauners money on his heels

   Comment by Foster brooks Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 8:58 am

10. Jack Franks attempts to clear the latest hurdle, known to all as “Integrity”.

    Comment by Colin O'Scopey Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:01 am

11. “Look at me; ‘I’m with the Speaker’ (hops horse) ‘I’m with Rauner’ (hops horse again) ‘Speaker’ (hops horse again) ‘Rauner’ (hops horse yet again) ‘Speaker’… I can do this all session…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:01 am

12. Back when he was in Band Camp.

    Comment by Bemused Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:21 am

13. Here comes the Kingfish!

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:25 am

14. Jack Franks dancing and doing the “budget twist”

    Comment by 1 Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:25 am

15. Here’s my imitation of Arrieta from the stretch.

    Comment by Austin Blvd Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:27 am

16. Sorry Mr. Zappa——

    “Dancin’ ——”

    Don’t know much about dancin’
    That’s why I got this song
    One of my legs is shorter than the other
    ‘N’ both my feet’s too long
    ‘Course now right along with ‘em
    I got no natural rhythm
    But I go dancin’ every night
    Hopin’ one day I might get it right

    I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
    But I can’t compete,

    The disco folks all dressed up
    Like they’s fit to kill
    I walk on in ‘n’ see ‘em there
    Gonna give them all a thrill
    When they see me comin’
    They all steps aside
    They has a fit while I commit
    My social suicide,

    The beat goes on
    And I’m so wrong
    The beat goes on
    And I’m so wrong
    The beat goes on’n'I’m so wrong
    The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
    The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
    I may be totally wrong,

    Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa

    I got it all together now
    With my very own disco clothes, hey!
    My shirt’s half open, t’show you my chains
    ‘N’ the spoon for up my nose
    I am really somethin’
    That’s what you’d prob’ly say
    So smoke your little smoke
    Drink your little drink
    While I dance the night away,

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:27 am

17. “…shoulda skipped the pork & beans…”

    Comment by phocion Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:30 am

18. Richard Simmons’ protege sweats to the oldies.

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:32 am

19. To his own drummer, no doubt.

    Comment by Wordslinger Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:38 am

20. You already know who it is! Now watch me whip…now watch me nae nae.

    Comment by Reese's Pieces Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:41 am

21. The greatest challenge of bifocals.

    Comment by A guy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:42 am

22. Everything is better with the captain.

    Comment by Small Town Girl Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:44 am

23. Heisman, I thought he was trying to do a cartoonish run.

    Comment by Levois Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:46 am

24. Mores chins than a Chinese telephone directory…

    Comment by After Further Review Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 9:50 am

25. Rep. Franks demonstrates how Gov. Rauner’s “shaking up Springfield” has left most citizens twisting in the wind.

    Comment by PolPal56 Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:03 am

26. Dodging questions like a pro!

    Comment by VanillaMan Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:15 am

27. “Constantly reaching for his imaginary pedestal”

    Comment by Jake From Elwood Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:29 am

28. I’m high-stepping my way to doing nothing as an IL elected official!

    Comment by sal-says Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:38 am

29. It’s just a jump to the left.

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:46 am

30. Jacks’ version of the nae nae.

    Comment by One to the Dome Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:56 am

31. Fifty shades of grey.

    Comment by pool boy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:17 am

32. “You put your left foot in, you put your right foot out.”

    Comment by Arthur Andersen Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:27 am

33. “Jumpin Jack Franks”

    Comment by McHenry Mike Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:32 am

34. That wireless butt plug has a long range

    Comment by Altgelds Ghost Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 11:45 am

35. Making his escape.

    Comment by walker Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 12:02 pm

36. Frankie saw a really big spider

    Comment by Man with a plan Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 12:03 pm

37. running start to hurdle that barricade to get to the beer tent

    Comment by downstate commissioner Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 12:36 pm

38. Chorus Line ready!

    Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 1:42 pm

39. I like to cha cha

    Comment by Etown Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 4:19 pm

40. Put a crown on his head and you get this?

    https://youtu.be/pRf_A07Elyw

    Comment by NewWestSuburbanGOP'er Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 4:23 pm

41. It’s show time Goldberg pick up the pace

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 4:43 pm

42. The dancing frog found in the corner stone of the Thompson center

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 5:05 pm

43. Major mistake

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 5:14 pm

44. Cellphone twirler

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 5:17 pm

45. Someone pull my finger!

    Comment by Menard Guy Wednesday, Oct 14, 15 @ 10:43 pm

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