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Supporters of SB570 carrying signs calling out @RepKenDunkin for siding with @GovRauner on CCAP. #twill pic.twitter.com/pIpAxFsG5I

— Jordan Abudayyeh (@JordanAbudayyeh) November 10, 2015

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:48 am

Comments

  1. The picture next to “sellout” in the dictionary.

    Comment by AlabamaShake Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:50 am

  2. “Worth. Every. Penny” - Fake Gov. Rauner

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:50 am

  3. You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em
    Know when to fold ‘em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run

    Comment by Hamlet's Ghost Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:51 am

  4. “I stay bought” — Ken Dunkin

    Comment by IL Pundit Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:52 am

  5. The chickens come home to roost for Rep. Ken Dunkin as the betrayal of his constituents becomes clear.

    Comment by Chicago Cynic Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:52 am

  6. “They know it was you. You broke their hearts.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:53 am

  7. Oh, and good luck to all commenters in their efforts to stay within the rules on this one. I sense some deletions and banning coming soon!

    Comment by Chicago Cynic Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:53 am

  8. “Last time… I got a trip to New York… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:53 am

  9. I’ll quote Maze Jackson:

    “It’s better to be rich and guilty than innocent and poor!”
    - Jarrett Adams

    Comment by AlabamaShake Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:53 am

  10. “Okay, but did you see the picture of the Maine sea urchins I posted on my Facebook page?”

    Comment by ChinaTown Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:55 am

  11. Not sure, but it looks like his fingers may be crossed behind the sign. So he’s go that going for him.

    Comment by Casual observer Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:55 am

  12. “Tell IllinoisGO, for the checks, it’s ‘D-U-N-K-I-N’, like the donuts… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:55 am

  13. “And if you hold your hand behind the sign you can’t tell my fingers are crossed”

    Comment by Stones Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:56 am

  14. @FakeRepKenDunkin - I listen to my constituents, I just hear @FakeGovRauner and his money a whole lot clearer #MoneyTalks

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:57 am

  15. “The governor said public sector unions are corrupt so breaking a pledge to them doesn’t really count…”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 11:58 am

  16. Sure, but he promised more.

    Comment by Gooner Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:01 pm

  17. I really have to wonder if someone would look at his clearly brand new $100,000+ BMW he was driving around Hyde Park last week.

    Clearly he’s a man of the people…

    Comment by Marrs96 Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:01 pm

  18. “I supported daycare for working poor and all I got was this lousy shirt”

    Comment by Robert the Bruce Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:03 pm

  19. “Dunkin: SEIU, you can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You $&@%’d up - you trusted me! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe I can help.”

    Slightly modified from animal house…

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:04 pm

  20. Reading Is Fundamental!

    Comment by phocion Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:04 pm

  21. I’m sure he was for it, until he was against! /s

    Comment by WhoKnew Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:04 pm

  22. KD- “Money talks and BS walks.”

    Comment by JS Mill Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:05 pm

  23. “I need 5 or 6 more like this guy, Danking, Deerkuns, whatever his name is, we need more of these guys” - Fake Gov. Rauner

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:05 pm

  24. Money talks, good will walks.

    Comment by CharlieKratos Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:05 pm

  25. “Governor instituted a point system. Every missed vote is 10 points. Every present vote is 20. Every 200 points gets me a grand from Illinois GO. 1000 points gets me a spot as a deputy assistant director of… something.”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:09 pm

  26. “I’m smaaat, not like people say, like dumb. I can handle things. I’m smart, and I want respect… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:09 pm

  27. “I told the governor that I double my normal rate for broken pledges if there is an actual picture of me holding the pledge.”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:10 pm

  28. Another Illinois politician fails at Instagram.

    Comment by Commander Norton Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:17 pm

  29. “What’s that trade unions? You want me to pose for a picture holding a pledge that I’ll support prevailing wage? Sure!”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:18 pm

  30. “My word is my bond, but I prefer cash to bonds”

    Comment by AC Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:18 pm

  31. “I was misquoted”

    Comment by AC Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:20 pm

  32. “Well… It gets down to what your meaning of the word ‘pledge’ is…”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:20 pm

  33. Actually holding a child in the picture is a nice touch.

    Comment by Henry Francis Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:21 pm

  34. I know I betrayed you….but trust me, I’ll do better next time. The Gov. told me so!

    Comment by Former Hoosier Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:23 pm

  35. “And the governor’s new appointment for associate director of early childhood in DHS is…”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:24 pm

  36. “Guys, I don’t think for myself anymore. Sorry”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:24 pm

  37. I still believe in government service - just me first.

    Comment by VanillaMan Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:29 pm

  38. Photoshop and the pictures it controls…

    Comment by Team Sleep Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:30 pm

  39. “Note to self, get maze Jackson to publish something about how 570 was racist…”

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:33 pm

  40. Couple letters missing up there.
    You Promised
    should be
    You COMPromised.

    Should be a little more joy around, no?

    Comment by A guy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:35 pm

  41. “Charter Member of Raunerite Caucus Crushes Hearts of Constituents”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:39 pm

  42. “You messed up. You trusted me.” - Animal House, 2015

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:40 pm

  43. Goodnight sweetheart yes it is time to go. I hate to leave you but they won’t let me stay. Goodnight sweetheart good night.

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:41 pm

  44. Beat you to it at 12:04 OW. ;)

    Comment by There is power in a union... Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:41 pm

  45. “I’d say I care, but I can’t do it without giggling” - @FakeRepKenDunkin

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:43 pm

  46. So you did, my apologies.

    “Caption?”

    I’d feel bad, but Gov. Rauner told me feelings pass, having his friendship is forever”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:46 pm

  47. “The easy part is pretending I care, the hard part is practicing in the mirror to LOOK like I care too”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:47 pm

  48. “Connect the dots on my shirt, ladies. They spell out ‘For Sale to the Highest Bidder.’”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:52 pm

  49. “Gov. Rauner told me, ‘Don’t think of it as selling out your supporters’ so I just ignore everyone and wait for my IllinoisGO checks to keep me warm”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:52 pm

  50. “With Rauner now as my sponsor, I can’t be beat. You’re stuck with me until I’m done with all of you. See you in Caucus!”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:54 pm

  51. Caption aside, I wonder what will happen to Dunkin after Rauner won’t need him anymore?

    Comment by sigh Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:56 pm

  52. “I’m counting on the Governor’s long green and the voters’ short memories.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:58 pm

  53. Caption: State Rep. Ken Dunkin opens new daycare. Rauner’s Kids is the name. Kids receive one ounce of food a day, for prevention of starvation. One of the mother’s said “this is great, my wages were just cut, and now Ken has opened this place so that my kids receive the bare minimum.” The new daycare takes a new approach to injured children as well. Ken Dunkin says, “When a child is injured here, we put the burden of proof on the child, not us. We presume it is their fault”.

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 12:58 pm

  54. ===I wonder what will happen to Dunkin after Rauner won’t need him anymore?===

    See: Edgar, Jim, former Governor of Illinois

    “Caption?”

    “I wanted this picture… so I can remember the last time I had my soul… before I sold it… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:00 pm

  55. “I can’t remember. Was this before my fake trip to New York or after?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:02 pm

  56. Dunkin Do-nots.

    Comment by Mittuns Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:05 pm

  57. “Oh! No, this is before I was soulless… See… I’m still able to be photographed… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:06 pm

  58. Illinois is ran from by Dunkin.

    Comment by Mittuns Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:07 pm

  59. Ken Dunkin says “I support kids and constituents in words only”.

    Comment by 360 Degree TurnAround Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:11 pm

  60. Bruce Rauner: Help me… help you. Help me, help you.
    Ken Dunkin: Show me the MONEY!

    Comment by Mama Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:14 pm

  61. A legislator who doesn’t keep his word? First time for everything.

    Comment by nona Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:16 pm

  62. “Sure, I’ll cosponsor the bill… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:18 pm

  63. “My thoughts? That’s easy. I cosponsor the bill so I charge Bruce more for my… assistance. The letter? No, the letter had a different price, different transaction… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:22 pm

  64. “Do I think my name as a bill sponsor, from now on, will be a red flag? I dunno. Let me see what I can get for flipping on my bill and I’ll let you know.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:24 pm

  65. “If things get tight for a budget vote, I think I can get a Hawaiian trip… IF… I play my cards right.”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:25 pm

  66. Judas in tha house!

    Comment by Joe Bidenopolous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:27 pm

  67. There is no “I” in “money” - but there is a “me”.

    Comment by 360 Degree Turnaround Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:30 pm

  68. The sign covers the hole in his heart…while readily accepting checks, gift cards, and cash.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:31 pm

  69. Ken Dunkin said “I was just kid-ing about supporting children”.

    Comment by 360 Degree Turnaround Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:43 pm

  70. “A promise is just a lie that hasn’t ripened.” — Ken Dunkin (attributed)

    – MrJM

    Comment by @MisterJayEm Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 1:46 pm

  71. I went to a meet and greet and all I got was a meaningless promise.

    Comment by Dr X Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 2:02 pm

  72. Carlo, you have to answer for Sonny. Do you think that you can fool a Madigan? C’mon, you think that we couldn’t see through your little farce?

    Comment by michael Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 2:24 pm

  73. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for your vote today.”

    @Bruce “Wimpy” Rauner

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 2:27 pm

  74. Do you know how to spell “cynical”? I knew you did…

    Comment by scholar athlete Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 3:25 pm

  75. “People just don’t get irony anymore.”

    Comment by Canticler Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 3:44 pm

  76. Apologies to Bon Scott of ACDC: “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!”

    Comment by Smitty Irving Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 3:45 pm

  77. You pronised!

    “I lied. Thank you for your continued support!”

    Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:07 pm

  78. Playing mixed doubles with a new racket

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:09 pm

  79. We’re smiling because we got duped into believing a politicians ‘promise’; never again. We WILL be grinning at the next election, tho, for another reason.

    Comment by sal-says Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:14 pm

  80. Moving on up I got a promising career

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:15 pm

  81. Willy - you are on a roll again today. Thanks!

    Comment by illini Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:15 pm

  82. Does “half a loaf” work for ya?

    Comment by walker Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:16 pm

  83. A promise ring ain’t a wedding ring

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:20 pm

  84. I attend funerals and meet with world leaders

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:30 pm

  85. Sorry but this check ain’t worth the paper it’s written on

    Comment by The Cardinal Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:36 pm

  86. “I was seduced by the Dark Side?”

    Comment by Wensicia Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:37 pm

  87. I’ll hold up anything

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:40 pm

  88. I just got a new tennis bracelet from the governor

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:53 pm

  89. Net serve for my constituents

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 4:56 pm

  90. It’s worth the pain

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 5:01 pm

  91. Did I do that

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 5:05 pm

  92. Sham wow

    Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 5:07 pm

  93. …and seconds after this photo op, Dunkin showed his constituents the same finger he proudly displayed on the House floor.

    Comment by Kippax Blue Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 5:17 pm

  94. What he wasn’t told was that the governor will continue to use him until he is no longer useful.

    Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 7:38 pm

  95. Rauner: The night of the vote, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride…..

    Comment by Chicago 20 Tuesday, Nov 10, 15 @ 8:57 pm

  96. Well kids, you elected him. No hurry up, vote him out of office so he can take that plush job with the Rauner administration he was promised. Betraying unions and his constituency doesn’t come cheap, you know. Neither do trips to the U S Open for that matter.

    Comment by NATTY BOY Wednesday, Nov 11, 15 @ 6:57 am

  97. Well kids, you elected him. Now hurry up, vote him out of office so he can take that plush job with the Rauner administration he was promised. Betraying unions and his constituency doesn’t come cheap, you know. Neither do trips to the U S Open for that matter.

    Comment by NATTY BOY Wednesday, Nov 11, 15 @ 6:58 am

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